Streetwalker Reports

[BladeCruiser]

I had a weird dream last night and thought you all would enjoy it. I preface saying it was a dream because had I tried to say this all really happened, you wouldn't believe me.

So there I am on the blade, prepped and ready. $60 in my pocket, $20 tucked away where I could reach, and more buried in the car. Credit and debit cards left at home. House key left at home along with the garage door opener and car key fob. I can enter the garage using a keypad and thus obtain the house key on my return. In my back pocket is a decoy wallet, filled with fake junk mail credit cards and play money. Any pain from possible loss is kept to a minimum.

I'm on Lisbon around 2:30 in the afternoon. I've been window shopping Lisbon of late, being new to that part of town. There are a couple girls out and they are a pass. I go to North Ave. Having read you can find them there but no go. Probably too early.

Traffic is heavy everywhere because of early rush hour and kids getting out of school which means buses and parents.

I start looping Greenfield and National and see a few but they don't rock my boat. I was in a hard mood before but when you don't live close, getting ready and the drive can lessen the desire.

Then I see one at about 23rd and Greenfield. Blond, petite, and looking good. Perhaps late thirties or early forties but clean and dressed well. Stunning for someone early in their middle age. I circle around for another pass and she's carrying a big bag and appears to be reading a magazine. She's back from the corner so we're not waiting for the bus.

I make several loops around, waiting for her to give the look or wave. I make enough passes for her to be aware of me. On one pass I'm stuck on the corner waiting for the traffic to clear and allow me to turn onto Greenfield. She slowly walks up to my side but not too close. After I loop again she's on the other side of the street sitting on some sort of foundation just kind of staring into space. I'm stuck waiting for traffic and my head is turned to where I can see her. I can tell she knows I'm looking at her but she doesn't give me direct eye contact.

No look, no wave, no standing in the street. It's as if I must make initial contact. And that bothers me. I start thinking cop. If I engage and approach then I'm soliciting and then I go for a ride in the wrong car. I think I could ask and say I'm a little lost, which way to the Domes, but that could be enough to be detained.

I'm spooked so break off and continue down Greenfield. A few minutes later is a nice young girl, pretty, maybe a couple extra pounds. She's walking on the street which makes it obvious and gives me the look which is even more obvious. I look in my rear view mirror I can see she stopped to turn around and watch me. Had there been no traffic I might have stopped but traffic was such where you don't hit the brakes hard. This girl knew the routine which made me curious about the middle aged blond. Was she a cop or opportunity lost? Either way, I am not in any trouble.

I could have circled back but it's been a while now so I also had to pee. Junior suddenly had other priorities, so I go to McDonald's on Greenfield and spend a good 40 minutes in there eating, relieving, and seeing if anything looked good on the internet. I loop some more and see one that was absolutely stunning. Young, blond, clean, unspoiled. Absolutely stunning! I circled around to catch her but the traffic impedes my ability to be timely. Just as I swoop in she gets scooped. This was a one in a million and I'm cursing my luck.

I'm disappointed and my mood was waning. Sometimes it's just good to just keep the money in the wallet so I start to head for home.

Then I saw her. The girl called Door.

Door and I have met before. She's a hard user and pretty much at rock bottom. But she has a good heart and has the soul of an angel though she's pretty much eaten up by the street life.

Door agrees to be taken to a place called Sanctuary. But first she needs to get medicine. So there I am, parked in between McDonald's and the convenience store on National where all the fun happens. She gets some medicine but we have to wait for another prescription to arrive. In the meantime, she uses her needle to inject her medicine. Let's just say I did not like the situation.

It's taking a very long time for the other prescription to arrive. There is a little interaction with a guy called Earl, and he's actually very nice and polite. You wouldn't expect that from someone who works in medicine. Then a kid comes along, maybe 12-14 years old with a plastic bin full of cheap jewelry. The trinkets are most likely borrowed from a Walmart and Door paws through the bin and purchases some trinkets. You'd think someone who spends all their money on medicine would pass but I guess a girl can't resist a bargain.

So yeah, we're purchasing borrowed items and injecting medicine. The second prescription finally arrives, and we head to Sanctuary.

Sanctuary is a place where you can shower and get cleaned up. It has a warm bed. Door spends an hour and a half taking her prescribed medicine. The tops of her forearms are one big, bloody mess and open sores. She drips blood everywhere in the shower room. It may be a matter of time before she loses her arms from infection.

Afterwards, Door wants to go back to National for medicine and then return to Sanctuary. I say no, I have no desire to spend the night driving back and forth so I say if we go back I would drop her off back in her world. Suddenly the bed seems warm, soft, and a great contrast to what the street has to offer. Door spends the night sleeping with great content. However, the morning comes and the need for more medicine.

On the way back Door wants to use my phone to get her prescription ready. I say no to that. There is no risk of having my phone stolen, it's just that 0. 001% situation where the police are looking for reasons why bodies were no longer among the living, I didn't need my number listed in the data logs.

Door argues this point, the need for medicine driving her pleading, but when we arrive at 25th and National, a vendor is on location and quickly able to provide the necessary medication. Once again, I am party to the delivery of medicine.

We circle around and I drop Door off at 26th and National, and back into her world she goes.

Since I'm there, I decided to go window shopping. I'm on Lisbon going on 6:00 AM and there are two stunning beauties. They made me drool. There was one aggressive girl, a plain Jane. I made several loops up and down, so they were all aware of me, and plain Jane was pretty pissed off I passed on by. Sorry, I'm looking, not buying. There was also one Medusa girl. Some of these girls I call Medusa because it takes only one look, and you suddenly turn gay.

It's now 6:30 AM when I do some loops on Greenfield and National. The early bird gets the worm, there were some real beauties along here too. They got scooped quick.

I'm done, I'm going home, and as I go past 26th and National, Door is still there where I left her. She is sitting in the filth of the sidewalk and street, surrounded by three dispensers of medicine.

I got too close this time.

It's not that I got too close to the reselling of borrowed items and the delivery of medicine, those were bad mistakes on my part, but I got too close to Door. To get too close to someone and see how good people are destroyed, it puts a hurt inside you. It hurts to see a girl that was once beautiful and still is on the inside. It's not a pretty sight to see a kind human being of only 24 years of age on the steps of Death's Door.

That is why I call her Door. I can only hope that one night in a clean, warm bed did some good.

That is when I woke up from my dream and was bewildered as to how my imagination could conjure such fiction.

[BlackGirlLover]

Peaches: BSW gorgeous, keeps her shit together. Found her on Chavez. Great performance.

Chella: WSW typical user girl. Decent head found her on 6th. She offered her phone number but I declined. Not really my thing to call streetwalkers.

You got a number for Peaches?

[ATW2020]

She's ok. Seemed under the weather and seeing a doctor that morning. She wore the famous black skirt by request but she's skinny and boney. Was rubbing her ass and it felt odd. Once in the car, wasn't all that attractive. Sadly she stopped to adjust the condom and I have a thing where if I stop, I pop. It's odd. Prevents me a lot of times from changing positions since I'll pop not even doing anything. Oh well. Just maybe had too high of hopes.

[Body Shopper]

Well. Ok. I stand corrected. I'm glad we got that all straightened out and off our chest.

I apologize if I came across as though I was directing that last remark "have a great day" at you. That remark was directed at society, but it is also important to mention that the remark was the result of brewing about that cash-and-dash she did to me. And yes, it was nice to get all of that off my chest! LOL.

I forgot to say in my previous post that Jessi's distinction as the hooker with the greatest record of making me come is the reason I say my famous stanza:

Baby Jess, blessed art thou among women.

And blessed is he who shooteth seed into your face hole.

After all, among women, she is truly a blessed and special creature, sucking out loads from my cock at a greater rate than any other hooker. Jill is close behind her.

All of that being said, when Erika is on her game- which is probably 60% of the time- she gives the very best, most enjoyable blow jobs. Only this summer did Erika begin standing out as the most, or one of the most skilled cocksuckers in Silver City. In my first six years of dating Erika, she stood out for her good looks, great personality, dependability, and professionalism. But there are tons of great cocksuckers out there, and as great as she was, she ranked among them. This summer, however- after a 7-month gap since our previous date last December- she has been really milking my cock. During the majority of dates, she is at the top of her game, and for two months now has been giving me some of the best head I've ever had. I think about her every day. The paradise that is Erika's blow job is one of my favorite places to be. 20% of the time she's not at the top of her game but still gives very good head. The other 20% of the time, Erika's nodding off; but even when she's nodding off, she still gets me to come half of the time. Lord knows I've blasted loads into Jessi's mouth when she's semi-conscious, bobbing her head up and down. In summation, the absolute skill that Erika has used in most of her blow jobs on me this summer, combined with her Christ-like qualities (such as altruism and the performing of miracles), has earned her the title The Fellating Messiah. I forgot to mention, though, in my most recent report, that enough time elapsed between my two orgasms (four hours) that her success at making me come that second time was not a miracle. It was wonderful, and I love Erika for the experience she sold me, but 'twas not miraculous.

Erika, Rose, and Jessi are The Holy Trinity because they have put in the footwork, dedication, and professionalism that it takes to better society. They each possess great oral skill and are dedicated to making men ejaculate. Few hookers have accepted as fully, nor as happily, that their lifetime role in society is to make men ejaculate. Also, these three were imbued with Natural Beauty by our Creator. Don't mistake drug wreckage- odd wrinkles, missing teeth for ugliness. All three members of The Holy Trinity still have some beauty. Also, I remember what Jessi and Erika looked like in 2017, and what Rose looked like in 2018. Okay, Rose looks better now over all because she was fat when I met her. But I'm saying that Baby Jess had no drug damage, and Rose had very little. Erika already had some because she'd already been a street prostitute for years, but even she looked like a doll. After pumping into Erika's face hole on our second date in August, 2017, I drove straightaway to the open house at my child's school and shook the hot teacher's hand with my filthy, slore mongering hand. Ahh. I love life.

[SoccerFan4245]

Well. Ok. I stand corrected. I'm glad we got that all straightened out and off our chest.

No, that is NOT Baby Jess! Baby Jess is a brunette in her 30's. She normally stands between 22nd & 24th on Greenfield. That Jessica you picked up is the piece of shit who cash-and-dashed me for $20 last March! She knows exactly who I am. Until she walks up to my car and hands me my $20 back, I will continue to trash her on this forum, and there's nothing any of her people can do about it. If she's still out there 10 years from now, I'll still be bashing her on this forum. If she did it to me, I'm sure she's done it to plenty of other Johns. All of my girls despise her, too. Everyone from the white slores to the black slores think she's the pits. In fact, when I played dumb and asked one of my girls "Who's that? Mind you, I had not ever told this girl about Jessica stealing from me- she replied, "That's Jessica. She's a thief!" Just because you got lucky and had a good experience doesn't mean that our readership should just go hog wild and pick her up. No! If you pick up thin, young, blond Jess or Jessica, there is a good chance you will have a terrible experience! Thievery or who knows what!

Baby Jess, on the other hand, is a member of The Holy Trinity. Just ask any of the girls who Baby Jess is, and they'll tell you. If you ask them to bring her to you, you might get one who will. Just make sure that if you agree to a $5 or $10 finder's fee, you pay after Jessi is in your car! You know that these birdbrains will just keep your money if you front it to them.

Also note that there is now another thin brunette who appears to be in her thirties on the teens streets of Greenfield, whose name is Jess.

For our readership, I will state again: Baby Jess has brown hair! This thin, blond, young crud is not Baby Jess!

Baby Jess has a few missing teeth and is very popular with the other prostitutes. This blond Jessica is very unpopular with her fellow hookers. Also, even though Baby Jess has damaged her appearance by using drugs, she still has natural beauty visible. Her facial structure, her body structure- she was created with far more grace than blond Jessica was created with.

Any of you other prostitutes want to steal my money, you will be written up for it, too. I have literally dozens of hookers who love to get in my car! My reputation on the streets is solidified! I can trash the thieves by name all I want on here, and my girls will still get in with me. You don't like it? Tough luck.

[Body Shopper]

I may have met Baby Jess tonight. I picked up this somewhat Tiny bleached blonde on 24th and Greenfield. She said her name was Jess. Long hair hanging to one side. What was most noticeable is that talked sort of like a munchkin. I don't say that to be mean. I didn't mind. I was just different Maybe that is where the "Baby" came to be.

I found her to be quite pleasant and kind of cute but she had something going on with her neck. At first I thought she was strung out but she actually was coherent and very talkative plus liked to talk dirty. She just held her head oddly.

She quoted 50 for BBBJCIM. We settled on 30 after a brief negotiation. As we drove to a spot, I was able to play with her pussy. When we stopped and she got down to business, she was amazing. Very soft mouth and lots of play. She does a lot of throat noises and moaning which was kind of fun. When I finally popped, she swallowed everything and cleaned up well. It was a blast to finally venture out of my comfort zone and find something new. I will repeat if I spot her again because she doesn't have a phone. Well, actually I never asked nor did she offer a number. She did detail where she normally goes but I wasn't paying much attention. I dropped her off at a house north of Greenfield..

No, that is NOT Baby Jess! Baby Jess is a brunette in her 30's. She normally stands between 22nd & 24th on Greenfield. That Jessica you picked up is the piece of shit who cash-and-dashed me for $20 last March! She knows exactly who I am. Until she walks up to my car and hands me my $20 back, I will continue to trash her on this forum, and there's nothing any of her people can do about it. If she's still out there 10 years from now, I'll still be bashing her on this forum. If she did it to me, I'm sure she's done it to plenty of other Johns. All of my girls despise her, too. Everyone from the white slores to the black slores think she's the pits. In fact, when I played dumb and asked one of my girls "Who's that? Mind you, I had not ever told this girl about Jessica stealing from me- she replied, "That's Jessica. She's a thief!" Just because you got lucky and had a good experience doesn't mean that our readership should just go hog wild and pick her up. No! If you pick up thin, young, blond Jess or Jessica, there is a good chance you will have a terrible experience! Thievery or who knows what!

Baby Jess, on the other hand, is a member of The Holy Trinity. Just ask any of the girls who Baby Jess is, and they'll tell you. If you ask them to bring her to you, you might get one who will. Just make sure that if you agree to a $5 or $10 finder's fee, you pay after Jessi is in your car! You know that these birdbrains will just keep your money if you front it to them.

Also note that there is now another thin brunette who appears to be in her thirties on the teens streets of Greenfield, whose name is Jess.

For our readership, I will state again: Baby Jess has brown hair! This thin, blond, young crud is not Baby Jess!

Baby Jess has a few missing teeth and is very popular with the other prostitutes. This blond Jessica is very unpopular with her fellow hookers. Also, even though Baby Jess has damaged her appearance by using drugs, she still has natural beauty visible. Her facial structure, her body structure- she was created with far more grace than blond Jessica was created with.

Any of you other prostitutes want to steal my money, you will be written up for it, too. I have literally dozens of hookers who love to get in my car! My reputation on the streets is solidified! I can trash the thieves by name all I want on here, and my girls will still get in with me. You don't like it? Tough luck.

My calling cards are:

Holy Trinity For Life!

Hookers are life!

Cruise 'Til You Come!

Baby Jess has the best record of making me come of any hooker alive or dead. She's only failed me once out of probably 35 dates. Jill has only failed me once, but out of probably 25 dates. I've done around 40 dates with Erika, and she's failed me four times, I think. I can only remember three, but I'm pretty sure it's four. Krisi has failed me once out of, I'd say, perhaps 11 dates. Those are the women with the best records with me. Like I say, I have dozens of girls who like getting in with me, so I'll call out the thieves and terrorists on here as much as I want with impunity. And even if doing so would blacklist me to where I couldn't get a hooker, I would still call the bad ones out because my dignity is more important to me than my nut.

Have a great day.

Body Shopper.

[Mannheim]

Peaches: BSW gorgeous, keeps her shit together. Found her on Chavez. Great performance.

Chella: WSW typical user girl. Decent head found her on 6th. She offered her phone number but I declined. Not really my thing to call streetwalkers.

[VikingPride]

Fat, white, brunette. Long, straight hair. I'm guessing late 20's.

She was jovial both times I spoke with her the other day. When I was on foot, she remarked that she charges more for head than for fucking, for the stated reason that it takes work to suck cock, whereas to fuck, she just lies there. I was impressed with her reasoning, honesty, and candor.

Soccer Fan: As mentioned in my previous post, I saw Rachel and spoke with her in the Speedway parking lot around a week ago. So, she's out and about; you just have to remain diligent.

Smart girl. I've always wondered that same thing about the BJ being less. LOL. Fucking tends to go a lot faster too but it seems most still like a dick in their mouth for a good half an hour instead and white delicious crème down their throat for less dough. Yummy.

[Jc2490]

Thinking of taking a day trip over to MKE for personal reasons and might take a stroll down some familiar streets. So dry up in Madison, haven't read about stuff here out side of body shops tales of wonder, but qvs in Madison are damn near 150 for SW quality with out any one to pick from. Still remember the first girl I found, think it was the start of summer. I was about to give up I was on national made a loop twice on it. Nothing. Went to one of the other streets, sorry I don't remember the name it began with a L though. Saw a pretty average looking if not slight overweight white girl walking to a corner I made eye contact with her but I kept driving. It was my first time getting a girl right from the st. So I looped around to see if she was still there. And wouldn't you believe it she was although she had moved she was on the same block. So this time I parked on a side st. We both seemed pretty new to it all. She whipped out her tits and told me to take my cock out I grabbed her tits she jerked me off for a second. Then asked what I was looking for told her head she said 35. I felt so blessed to be able to pay under 40 for head. I probably could've talked her down to something else but I didn't care I said yeah. I only lasted ten minutes but God it was the best I've had for that price God damn. Call me naive but I love bigger white girls and Latinas. Middle aged or mom types. I typically avoid skinny girls on the roads not my thing even if I tried. With that said I went around 3 pm-6 pm what's the best monging time? Feel like I might've should up to early since it felt like no one was out until around 5:30 pm

There really aren't any actual best times for the ladies to be out. The best time to see them is when they need money for their next fix. Each of them are on their own schedules for that. The end of the month can often be a good time for increased activity as some of them have to scramble to pay the next month's rent. Good luck and be careful.

[SoccerFan4245]

I may have met Baby Jess tonight. I picked up this somewhat Tiny bleached blonde on 24th and Greenfield. She said her name was Jess. Long hair hanging to one side. What was most noticeable is that talked sort of like a munchkin. I don't say that to be mean. I didn't mind. I was just different Maybe that is where the "Baby" came to be.

I found her to be quite pleasant and kind of cute but she had something going on with her neck. At first I thought she was strung out but she actually was coherent and very talkative plus liked to talk dirty. She just held her head oddly.

She quoted 50 for BBBJCIM. We settled on 30 after a brief negotiation. As we drove to a spot, I was able to play with her pussy. When we stopped and she got down to business, she was amazing. Very soft mouth and lots of play. She does a lot of throat noises and moaning which was kind of fun. When I finally popped, she swallowed everything and cleaned up well. It was a blast to finally venture out of my comfort zone and find something new. I will repeat if I spot her again because she doesn't have a phone. Well, actually I never asked nor did she offer a number. She did detail where she normally goes but I wasn't paying much attention. I dropped her off at a house north of Greenfield.

I am still on the Rachel on Lincoln quest. Tonight I got a message from a buddy from here who reported he had picked up Rachel tonight. What a kick in the shorts! I had just left Lincoln before venturing to Greenfield. Based on our discussion, he was shooting in Rachel's mouth around the same time as I was shooting into Jess's. Son-of-a-*****! Rachel also did not have a working phone.

Fiction is fun. That's why I made up a lot of cool tales and present it here to you in a mini-novel.

Baby Jess, blessed art thou among women, and blessed is he who shooteth seed into your face hole.

"Heaven is a place on earth. " -Belinda Carlisle.

I love fucking women, as many women as possible, whether one at a time or multiple at once. Unprotected, always. Variety is the spice of life, gentlemen, and don't you forget it.

[SandFourMan]

Thinking of taking a day trip over to MKE for personal reasons and might take a stroll down some familiar streets. So dry up in Madison, haven't read about stuff here out side of body shops tales of wonder, but qvs in Madison are damn near 150 for SW quality with out any one to pick from. Still remember the first girl I found, think it was the start of summer. I was about to give up I was on national made a loop twice on it. Nothing. Went to one of the other streets, sorry I don't remember the name it began with a L though. Saw a pretty average looking if not slight overweight white girl walking to a corner I made eye contact with her but I kept driving. It was my first time getting a girl right from the st. So I looped around to see if she was still there. And wouldn't you believe it she was although she had moved she was on the same block. So this time I parked on a side st. We both seemed pretty new to it all. She whipped out her tits and told me to take my cock out I grabbed her tits she jerked me off for a second. Then asked what I was looking for told her head she said 35. I felt so blessed to be able to pay under 40 for head. I probably could've talked her down to something else but I didn't care I said yeah. I only lasted ten minutes but God it was the best I've had for that price God damn. Call me naive but I love bigger white girls and Latinas. Middle aged or mom types. I typically avoid skinny girls on the roads not my thing even if I tried. With that said I went around 3 pm-6 pm what's the best monging time? Feel like I might've should up to early since it felt like no one was out until around 5:30 pm.

[Body Shopper]

Was she young-ish with blonde and blue hair? If so, can you share additional deets? Saw her but didn't scoop, but hoping to see her put and about again.

The one you're talking about, and Troll Mongo might be talking about, is Sydney. She is in her early 20's, with dyed blue hair. She used to be severely overweight but trimmed off a hundred pounds through the glass pipe last year. She was a good date the first time I had her (when she was the fattest hooker I've ever had), but more recently, in her current physical shape, she quit after three minutes of head and handed me my money back. I decided to hand it back to her because I feel sorry for her having been trafficked by her mom, who is currently in prison for the crime, and because Sydney was honest and decent enough to hand the cash back to me, albeit while complaining about her homelessness, hunger, etc. Getting a hooker who hands you your full money back unsolicited is a rare treat. So, even though I wound up $20 poorer without a real date, it was my own choice, as she had fully refunded me.

[TrollMongo]

Was she young-ish with blonde and blue hair? If so, can you share additional deets? Saw her but didn't scoop, but hoping to see her put and about again.

I was thinking more purplish on the hair. Younger though, mid to late 20's I'd guess.

[ZealotMke]

Finally about 11:30 I picked up a girl in the lower 20's on Greenfield. To be honest, I picked her up cause I liked the color of her hair. She was a little heavy but otherwise nice. We did 20 for some quick oral just to kind of break the ice for the day, and I was hoping maybe my luck would change after that.

Was she young-ish with blonde and blue hair? If so, can you share additional deets? Saw her but didn't scoop, but hoping to see her put and about again.

[Body Shopper]

Description on Jewels?

Fat, white, brunette. Long, straight hair. I'm guessing late 20's.

She was jovial both times I spoke with her the other day. When I was on foot, she remarked that she charges more for head than for fucking, for the stated reason that it takes work to suck cock, whereas to fuck, she just lies there. I was impressed with her reasoning, honesty, and candor.

Soccer Fan: As mentioned in my previous post, I saw Rachel and spoke with her in the Speedway parking lot around a week ago. So, she's out and about; you just have to remain diligent.