Streetwalker Reports

[BladeCruiser]

You are my favorite writer on this forum, Blade Cruiser. Prior to you joining, Coochie Eater was my favorite. Now, he's my second-favorite. You combine his wit with my literary genius, and you are a documentarian unlike any other. This was just a fabulous, magnificent report! You and I have greatly differing social views, but as one monger to another, I appreciate your posts!


Conversely, there is a gender war going on. Always has been and always will be. In regards to the war dynamic, I contend that it is very fortunate, not unfortunate, that poppies and testosterone have formed an alliance.

Coochie is much more experienced and wiser than I am. I've had the fortunate experience of meeting fine ladies from Nevada to Georgia and points in between, but Coochie knows Milwaukee. I kneel before him and willingly would kiss his ring.

Alas, if you were to meet Kaylah or already have, you would know that she is not long for this world. It is a painful thing to see how the needle eventually wins. I crossed a line that took me into the world of pharmaceuticals, not too far in, but I saw enough. I'm not the only one around here who has brushed up against that world, some of you have seen it and know too. You all stay safe out there.

[SoccerFan4245]

That's who I thought you were talking about. I actually found her today. I didn't recognize her but she remembered me.

Why, young Rachel on Lincoln, of course! I remember that you and I have discussed her at some point, a few months ago. You said that you'd been looking for her, and I believe you said you'd done car dates with her in the past.

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[Body Shopper]

There is an episode on the old Gomer Pyle TV show where Gomer is using a pay phone when it malfunctions and spews out all the coins like a slot machine. Gomer being the naive good hearted fellow he is wants to return the money to the phone company so he starts putting the coins back in. That is, of course, when a cop shows up and Gomer gets arrested. The moral of the story is it just doesn't pay to be a nice guy.

I've seen a lot of bad on the streets and while me being there proves what I really am, you can't ignore everything you see. With it being the Christmas season, I got 10 little baggies and filled them with the following:

1. A cheap, crummy comb from the dollar store.

2. Cheap, crummy hair band.

3. Cheap, crummy pen.

4. Candy cane.

5. One condom.

6. A Five Dollar bill..

Disclaimer: I do not promote, advocate, nor participate in prostitution or any other illegal activity. All of my writings on this website are fiction.

A couple of days before you posted this report, I purchased two winter jackets to give out to the girls. I saw them for sale in Walmart, marked down to $10 each, and I immediately thought of hookers. Since there are only two items, and they are rather costly (even though they're cheap as hell as far as jackets go), I will select the two lucky recipients from among my regulars.

Every year around Christmas time, I increase the frequency with which I pull up to hookers and give them chocolate candy. Part of my motive is charity and friendliness. The other part is to lure other people in to the one addiction I suffer from: chocolate. Also, a large minority, if not the majority of these girls are chocolate addicts themselves, and it brings me joy to get high with fellow chocolate addicts, or even spread the love around, even when we won't be imbibing together.

You are my favorite writer on this forum, Blade Cruiser. Prior to you joining, Coochie Eater was my favorite. Now, he's my second-favorite. You combine his wit with my literary genius, and you are a documentarian unlike any other. This was just a fabulous, magnificent report! You and I have greatly differing social views, but as one monger to another, I appreciate your posts!

Reading of all of these girls made me drool, because I know many of them.

Sam on 9th & Lincoln is an angel. I truly believe that God put some of his most forlorn and tormented souls on this earth to help others and teach others. These women cause men so much joy- the joy of orgasm! At an extremely cheap price! What could be more glorious and holy than that? On our last date, Samantha imparted to me knowledge of the female perspective on certain things. This knowledge is valuable beyond words, and helps me to empathize with them. Street prostitutes, almost all of whom are unaware of their tutorial role in this world, are the mouth pieces of God, if you just listen. Though they may be thieves, they have an honesty in their words that exists no other place in society.

Sarah on 7th & Greenfield is a good toothless cocksucker. Troll Mongo knows that.

Toothless Tabatha over on Lincoln is a gem. While I don't consider her blowjobs to be special, per se, I give her tons of credit for her work ethic. She doesn't stop sucking your cock until she has swallowed your load. And she swallows every load, without any debate or upcharge. In fact, on our first date, she was hooking me by advertising her swallowing as she walked by my car. Eventually, I let her in. Coochie Eater would have taken off like a bat out of hell without her, as he refuses to speak through the window.

M. J. , who you saw on Greenfield, also works Lincoln. On the one date I did with her, she didn't seem to try to hard when fellating my member, and it was not that great. The cool thing about her, though, is that she hopped on my cock without me asking her to, for the stated purpose of obtaining the other 10. I had given her 20 prior to fellatio. She's not afraid to ride a strangers' raw dick. Her pussy feels average, but looks below average. I'm surprised to hear that she still has that cool-aid red hair. Her initials stand for Michael Jordan, leader of the team. She told me so. Her name is Amanda.

I've always wanted to try out Lilly, as she's kind of sexy. She's failed the mouth check a couple of times, so we haven't connected yet.

Your assessment that no one cares about these girls is inaccurate. I care deeply about a few of them, and moderately about many others. In fact, three of them- two current working girls and one former working girl- have bonded me to them, spiritually. I even offered to go take care of business against the former tormentor of one of these three women a few months ago. She declined. I am in love with two of these three. It's the first time in my life that I've been in love with two women at once.

Conversely, there is a gender war going on. Always has been and always will be. In regards to the war dynamic, I contend that it is very fortunate, not unfortunate, that poppies and testosterone have formed an alliance. Look at how women have the upper hand in regular dating! Look at the string of simps lined up behind every woman, scratching her heels. Simps are the most dangerous breed of men, and the most pathetic at the same time. And every street prostitute has her own batch of simps lined up, whom she is terrorizing, just like non-prostitutes do. Prostitution, pornography, and strip clubs are the few bastions of normalcy and dignity that we males can enjoy in the modern world! These are areas where women have to entertain or pleasure us in order to earn money. The drug addictions they have has caused the playing field known as society to be slightly more even, instead of women having 100% of the power. I am delighted to take advantage of this boon and enjoy as many of these harlots as possible.

I love having sex with women, as many women as possible, whether one at a time or multiple at once. Unprotected, always. Variety is the spice of life, gentlemen, and don't you forget it.

Baby Jess, blessed are thou among women, and blessed is he who shooteth seed into your facehole. Viking Pride is blessed, now that he has cometh and shooteth in your facehole.

Oh Fellating Messiah, Oh Light Of Silver City, illuminate us with your presence, and suction every spermatozoa out of our ducts, however shyly they may be hiding and taking refuge. Cling tightly though they may, these life force swimmers stand no chance against you, oh, holy suckerfish.

Some day, some smart young lady is going to give me a heart attack by utilizing her mischievous techniques, and then relieve me of my wallet, and if she is so bold, my vehicle, as well.

[Body Shopper]

Which Rachel are you talking about? Where is she located?.

Why, young Rachel on Lincoln, of course! I remember that you and I have discussed her at some point, a few months ago. You said that you'd been looking for her, and I believe you said you'd done car dates with her in the past.

[MrHayness]

1. A cheap, crummy comb from the dollar store.

I did a similar act of kindness last year. I went to the dollar store and bought some gallon zip lock bags and filled them with granola bars, gum, hand wipes, a pair of knit stretch gloves, a hat, a few other health & beauty items a fin. A couple girls seemed to really appreciate it, one asked why I was doing this and a few others asked for food or a date. The next day I saw a few of the bags blowing down the streets of Silver City. Was it worth it? Maybe. At least a got a closer look and convinced me they weren't worth any more of my time or money.

- Hayness.

[VikingPride]

1. A cheap, crummy comb from the dollar store.

2. Cheap, crummy hair band.

3. Cheap, crummy pen.

Not all Vikings are heathens. Mmmm boy. I would be overjoyed if a random stranger came up to me on the street and handed me a crummy pen for Christmas! But that's just me, I love pens.

[SoccerFan4245]

That's actually pretty decent of you. You got some intel and spread some cheer. I am. It surprised Tabatha got a bit misty. What she lacks in looks, she makes up for it with being a relatively nice person. The fact that she gives an incredible BJ doesn't hurt either.

As for Samantha. I'm not surprised she gave a shrug. She gives a great BJ too but has a dull personality. When I met her and we were talking enroute to a spot, she couldn't stop answering texts. I don't like picking up tree stumps. At least pretend to appear that I have your attention for the few moments I have with you.

There is an episode on the old Gomer Pyle TV show where Gomer is using a pay phone when it malfunctions and spews out all the coins like a slot machine. Gomer being the naive good hearted fellow he is wants to return the money to the phone company so he starts putting the coins back in. That is, of course, when a cop shows up and Gomer gets arrested. The moral of the story is it just doesn't pay to be a nice guy.

I've seen a lot of bad on the streets and while me being there proves what I really am, you can't ignore everything you see. With it being the Christmas season, I got 10 little baggies and filled them with the following:

1. A cheap, crummy comb from the dollar store.

2. Cheap, crummy hair band.

3. Cheap, crummy pen.

4. Candy cane.

5. One condom.

6. A Five Dollar bill.

Then I set out to give these away, me asking SWs their name, handing them the bag, and wishing them a Merry Christmas.

[BladeCruiser]

There is an episode on the old Gomer Pyle TV show where Gomer is using a pay phone when it malfunctions and spews out all the coins like a slot machine. Gomer being the naive good hearted fellow he is wants to return the money to the phone company so he starts putting the coins back in. That is, of course, when a cop shows up and Gomer gets arrested. The moral of the story is it just doesn't pay to be a nice guy.

I've seen a lot of bad on the streets and while me being there proves what I really am, you can't ignore everything you see. With it being the Christmas season, I got 10 little baggies and filled them with the following:

1. A cheap, crummy comb from the dollar store.

2. Cheap, crummy hair band.

3. Cheap, crummy pen.

4. Candy cane.

5. One condom.

6. A Five Dollar bill.

Then I set out to give these away, me asking SWs their name, handing them the bag, and wishing them a Merry Christmas.

This is how it went down Dec 14:

Girl 1: Kaylah, 9:50 AM, 26th and Nat. I've met her before. She is going downhill fast. 24 years old and could pass as a corpse were she to lay inside a coffin. Only a few teeth left. She wants to get in the car to earn more than $5 but I'm not looking for that today. As a provider she is useless, being nearer to death than alive, but she is the sweetest person you could ever meet. However, the only thing she lives for is the needle and I suspect she will be out when it's 10 below out of necessity and will succumb to the cold. The unending drive for medicine has robbed her humanity.

Girl 2: Samantha, 10:25 AM, 9th and Lincoln. Middle aged and Hispanic looking. Takes the bag with a shrug.

Girl 3: Pearl, 11:00 AM, 6th and Greenfield. She is young, red hair, wearing a mask probably for the cold but it also helps to hide the scabs on her face. I think her name is Pearl, she might have said Carol. She is very meek, shy, and submissive. Put her on a diet with real food, follow an exercise routine, and she would be a stunning looker. I see her multiple times as I carry on my mission, her making it all the way to around 20th and Greenfield. Apparently not having much luck scraping up the minimum to accommodate her addiction.

Girl 4: Sarah, 11:05 AM, 7th and Greenfield. Well into middle age but has a smokin hot spinner body. Black hair. The face was once beautiful but getting molded by the street and probably also from pharmaceuticals. It's a cruel thing for drugs to steal your looks. Had I been here looking, I would have scooped her hard and fast. She was grateful for the Christmas gift as meager as it was.

Girl 5: Tabitha, 11:10 AM, 10th and Lincoln. She is most likely the Toothless Tabitha I have heard much about. Very petite, blond hair, beautiful. Beautiful for someone who looks to be 80 years old. I find that the older I get, the better looking older women look. I just might want to meet her for real sometime. Out of all the girls, this one almost shed a tear or two for receiving the gift. It made her day.

Girl 6: MJ, 11:15 AM, 24th and Greenfield. Redhead, not too bad looking, but the street life is taking its toll on her body.

Girl 7: Kris, 11:25 AM, 24th and Greenfield. Old blond, dumpy body, missing every other tooth. Thanks me for the gift, a little surprised for getting. I drive around the block to get back onto Greenfield so she's at the opposite corner of the block. She is with someone and they raise their arms at me. I drive over thinking it may be another girl but it's a guy. Maybe her manager. I don't know but he waves as I go by. Sorry.

Girl 8: Layla, 11:30 AM, 17th and Greenfield. She looks really good at a distance and is dressed to kill. I drive up, ask for her name, and she's confused. Why? This one isn't too bright. And upon closer inspection, this one isn't a she. He is a black male and would be looking hot if he were a she, complete with makeup. And oddly, he is just about the prettiest thing I saw out there today. Still, for me, this was revolting but I give him a bag. This dude needs help. If you have to be doing this, and be like this, I hope $5 gets you what you need at the moment and maybe the condom saves your life.

Girl 9: Malina, 11:35 AM, 19th and Greenfield. Skinny black girl with a hoodie and holding it tight over her face, probably to keep warm. She peers out with one eye showing, makes her look like a cyclops. Body isn't too bad but she looks homeless and could use braces on the teeth. She was just eating something so her teeth and mouth were also covered with crumbs making for a very unappealing look. She takes the bag with a confused look on her face.

Girl 10: Lily, 12:30 PM, 19th and Greenfield. Found her after I ate lunch and she got my last bag. She is middle aged, looks to be a black / hispanic mix, and overweight but with one of those bodies that get all curvy rather than just being fat. She doesn't look too bad and would do in a pinch. She is surprised and very happy for the Christmas present.

As I look at the times and locations above, I am surprised at how much distance I covered in just a few minutes. Traffic was virtually nonexistent that time of day which helped. I'm also surprised with how many girls I was able to find in a span of about two hours. Other than the she-dude, I could have spent time with any of them depending on how Junior felt. Well, maybe Kaylah would also be a pass.

For the most part, they were uncaring for what was handed to them. I guess that's not surprising, the constant need to feed addictions is the first and only priority and they don't care how they go about doing that. Nobody cares about them in return. I did brighten the day of a few of them but the moment is temporary for the street is a constant and a pit from which very few escape.

Did I do any good? Should I have even bothered? Does anyone care? The one constant here, on this street and every other street in every part of the world where this kind of activity occurs, is that nobody cares. Testosterone and poppies form an unfortunate alliance.

Anyway, even if you don't care: Merry Christmas!

[SoccerFan4245]

Which Rachel are you talking about? Where is she located?

Last month, I forgot to mention that I set a record for my highest number of orgasms in a day: 6! Even in my young years, I never achieved that. This coming spree was begun during the car date with Erika, which I reported on here last month. In a 22-hour period, I shot into her mouth once, then I shot five more loads while masturbating, on the way home and at home. Mind you, I take no drugs, and have never taken any erection drugs, and I'm middle-aged.

I forgot to mention in my previous report that during the date with Chella, 20 birds flew over our pig heads prior to the abominable act; then 10 more flew over our heads afterwards.

Jefferino, I never talked to that crazy-acting short-haired girl, but I remember exactly who you're talking about. Yes, she emerged last spring or early summer, and then vanished in late summer.

Remember, gents, to watch out for that blond, dreadlocked Jessica: scrawny as a nail, and 26 or 27 years old, on the upper streets of Greenfield and National. She's a thief and a ripoff artist.

Rose contentedly sucks as many cocks in a day as she can.

Jill drinks as much semen in a day as she can.

Maggie gums you until your seed splashes out.

Renia pulls you in by the buttocks as you penetrate her pussy.

Rachel shoots your cum into her mouth, then smiles with joy.

And Duffy has funbags that you squeez until your sperm squirts out.

Body Shopper.

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[VikingPride]

Scooped a girl on 25 and G that called herself Jessi. I asked "are you Baby Jess"? And she said yes so I said climb in. Thanks to Body Shopper for the info on which Jessi is the good Jessi and which is the bad. By the sound of this girls voice I could tell how she got her nickname baby Jess. LOL. Sweet and cute and petite. No tits but a decent ass. She was wearing a long dress thingy with nothing underneath freezing her ass off in the cold. Found a spot and she got to work on a BBBJCIM with attention to the boys and easy access to her bottom parts with that dress on. Not bad. Not the best but got the job done. Not sure if she has a phone. I didn't ask because I wasn't really interested but if I was in a pinch cruising the loop and seen her I would scoop for a repeat.

[Body Shopper]

Last month, I forgot to mention that I set a record for my highest number of orgasms in a day: 6! Even in my young years, I never achieved that. This coming spree was begun during the car date with Erika, which I reported on here last month. In a 22-hour period, I shot into her mouth once, then I shot five more loads while masturbating, on the way home and at home. Mind you, I take no drugs, and have never taken any erection drugs, and I'm middle-aged.

I forgot to mention in my previous report that during the date with Chella, 20 birds flew over our pig heads prior to the abominable act; then 10 more flew over our heads afterwards.

Jefferino, I never talked to that crazy-acting short-haired girl, but I remember exactly who you're talking about. Yes, she emerged last spring or early summer, and then vanished in late summer.

Remember, gents, to watch out for that blond, dreadlocked Jessica: scrawny as a nail, and 26 or 27 years old, on the upper streets of Greenfield and National. She's a thief and a ripoff artist.

Rose contentedly sucks as many cocks in a day as she can.

Jill drinks as much semen in a day as she can.

Maggie gums you until your seed splashes out.

Renia pulls you in by the buttocks as you penetrate her pussy.

Rachel shoots your cum into her mouth, then smiles with joy.

And Duffy has funbags that you squeez until your sperm squirts out.

Body Shopper.

[VikingPride]

Does anyone have her number? I've probably driven 100 times in the last 2 years and haven't seen her. It would be greatly appreciated.

She must of found a sugar daddy or gets by with her regulars because she's never out anymore. Seen her once a couple months ago walking upper numbers on L. Didn't scoop because I pretty much lost interest in her. She's getting up there in age. I think she's turning 100 soon but I'm sure she still gives a real nice DT BBBJCIM. I've used and pounded her face so many times in the past, came all over it, slapped it back and forth with Mr. Johnson, throat fucked the shit out of it with her laying on her back and me straddled over her face, or with me standing or kneeling and her head braced against a bed or a wall. Man she can take anything when it comes to a good face pounding, she's also the licking balls champ of the world. She makes real good certain the boys are taken care of. Damn it, now I want to see her again. She's giving me digits several times but I've never saved them. Sorry D. Lee.

[DanielLee1996]

Does anyone have her number? I've probably driven 100 times in the last 2 years and haven't seen her. It would be greatly appreciated.

[TonguePunch]

If this is the infamous Angel she was near the Clark station in her pink jacket last night around 8 pm. She said hello to me, looked good from the corner then luckily I remembered the post about the pink jacket. I also ran into her during the day last summer but had no idea in was Angel however I didn't let her in. I got to say, the last 5 or 6 trips here guys, it's gone from dead to just nothing, you can circle around for hours and see basically nothing. Those glory days from 6 or 7 years ago when they were out everywhere compared to now is so sad. It's bad everywhere though, all the strolls in Illinois are dead, from Chicago area, Rockford, Joliet, Peoria and East St. Louis, just gone. Even in Orlando last March, a beautiful warm Saturday night on the notorious OTB it was dead, a few years earlier there'd be 30-40 or more. WTF has happened?

Hard to tell for sure, to far away and when I expand the photo gets blurred. She's all of 5' tall, bubble butt, very skilled at BBBJ always looking to get huge tip or RIP you off.

She always walks in South side of National from that gas station east to 16th.

[ATW2020]

If this is the infamous Angel she was near the Clark station in her pink jacket last night around 8 pm. She said hello to me, looked good from the corner then luckily I remembered the post about the pink jacket. I also ran into her during the day last summer but had no idea in was Angel however I didn't let her in. I got to say, the last 5 or 6 trips here guys, it's gone from dead to just nothing, you can circle around for hours and see basically nothing. Those glory days from 6 or 7 years ago when they were out everywhere compared to now is so sad. It's bad everywhere though, all the strolls in Illinois are dead, from Chicago area, Rockford, Joliet, Peoria and East St. Louis, just gone. Even in Orlando last March, a beautiful warm Saturday night on the notorious OTB it was dead, a few years earlier there'd be 30-40 or more. WTF has happened?

Good economy / government assistance so they don't need to work. In the same breath, maybe more clean up? No clue efforts by Le but since that one pickup, strolls have sucked. Phoebe gone and others. What's left is dirty ones most times.

Did call and see Bella finally. Did face jack and she swallowed like a champ. She had phone blowing up but turned it off to blow me. Thankfully found her nail that fell off to get rid of evidence. Same night, drove by Angel and said hi. Glad she didn't try to get in.