Massage Parlor Reports

[RicharddAngle]

Hit the 2nd floor joint at Bopp and Manchester and got a bit more than expected. Really wanted Lisa again, but she was busy. Reluctantly went with Barney Fife's boss (if you're too young to figure this out PM me). She is short with an average body, but kind of cute, pleasant attitude and a nice smile.

75% of time on my stomach, but a really good massage and bit of teasing. She does get up on the table a lot because of her size. She allowed some touching, but I didn't overdo it. Oh, and undraped after the 5 min warm up.

On the flip I was barely covered by a small towel. She dripped plenty of oil on my stomach and then rubbed under the towel steering just clear of the main member. Towel gone! Drips oil on my stiffy and I suggest she take care of it. No dice. DIY. That's ok. She gets on table between my legs and proceeds to be of great assistance. Kind of Kimjoe finish without the kissing and 20 years younger.

After she cleaned me up I got a hug.

When I came out, Lisa had this approving smile as if she knew how good I had it. $. 5 + $. 3 for the effort. I'll be returning to Mayberry real soon.

[Stl69]

Just wondering if anyone has intel on this BP ad: http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs...-lisa/21943438.

If you do a search of prior reviews, you will find some on Lisa including one I wrote about 18 months ago. I enjoyed my time with her but thought the amount was high for the time and level of service. I see she has now reduced that to $200 for two hours which is more in line with the service. She does spend a lot of time building you up to the finale but it is enjoyable. I would repeat at her current pricing but her location is almost an hour drive each way for me. I'd say give her a try.

[MeTor]

Paid a visit during lunch. The 30 minute massage sounded reasonable for $35. If you don't have cash, there's a $2 extra charge. The man and lady at the front asked for an upfront tip. I balked at that.

Proceeded to the room. Undressed and the lady from the front entered. 40's, 140 ish, average appearance. Nothing like the models they advertise. Obviously. Had a long towel over me. She rubbed me over the towel and the. Removed it after a couple minutes. Used some oily lotion and gave me a nice full body massage, albeit a little hard but I didn't mind. Some very light teasing and she did spend a lot of time massaging my butt, but that was the extent of it.

Maybe because it was only a half hour massage, but no flip. Disappointed but had to get back to work anyways. Might repeat again as it was a pretty nice massage. The walls though are pretty thin and the rooms are back to back to back. So can't imagine much extras go on.

I did tip $10 at the end as they were pretty much demanding it.

Has anyone had any luck there after a few appointments?

Tried it one time and will not again. Asking for tip upfront? Are you kidding? BTW, peepholes in the door.

[ThatGuy43]

Paid a visit during lunch. The 30 minute massage sounded reasonable for $35. If you don't have cash, there's a $2 extra charge. The man and lady at the front asked for an upfront tip. I balked at that.

Proceeded to the room. Undressed and the lady from the front entered. 40's, 140 ish, average appearance. Nothing like the models they advertise. Obviously. Had a long towel over me. She rubbed me over the towel and the. Removed it after a couple minutes. Used some oily lotion and gave me a nice full body massage, albeit a little hard but I didn't mind. Some very light teasing and she did spend a lot of time massaging my butt, but that was the extent of it.

Maybe because it was only a half hour massage, but no flip. Disappointed but had to get back to work anyways. Might repeat again as it was a pretty nice massage. The walls though are pretty thin and the rooms are back to back to back. So can't imagine much extras go on.

I did tip $10 at the end as they were pretty much demanding it.

Has anyone had any luck there after a few appointments?

[Jeffc 574]

Drake reminded me of how much I enjoyed YGND Tammy. It may be time to visit her again.

Here are two past reviews. Drake, if you see Tammy again, a recommend the double ben experience.

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/sh...045&viewfull=1#post2747045.

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/sh...275&viewfull=1#post2776275.

There are some other reviews. Use the search thread button.

[MRH99]

Don't waste your money. (120/ hr, apparently upcharges if you want her to go topless) Yes, she goes by "Vera" which you or someone else mentioned she had mixed reviews? Wish I had seen them.

Pros:

* She is a young (early 20's) and acceptably attractive Asian woman.

* Actually 'worked' nearly a full hour. I was ready to get out of there at the end, and made no effort to hang around.

* Speaks English fine.

Cons:

* Lame massage. On the level of. - take two dozen people off the street. Have them all give you a massage and assign them a ranking. She'd be the worst one, and by a comfortable margin.

* Her demeanor was distant and not at all sensual or even therapeutic. She was just going through the motions. Several times she jabbed me accidentally with her fingernails in sensitive areas. Normally attention to those areas would get me excited, but with her it was just kind of impersonal and alien feeling.

* Lame ending. While she did attempt to give a HE, she started it with about 5 minutes left in the session. It was unenthusiastic and given her entirely robotic and cold demeanor, the "ending" part was just not going to happen. Her technique was also terrible. Pro tip: Most guys do not want multiple 15-20 second pauses during a handjob session, right when they're managing to get excited. When time was up, she just seemed to scoff at the fact I wasn't done, and went away to wash her hands off without further comment. Had she given it a bit more effort, I probably could have willed myself to ejaculate just by sheer determination. But alas.

* When I had the AUDACITY to not finish due to her dead fish efforts, she chastised me and said I should lose weight and exercise more, and stop taking prescription medication. (While I do need to lose weight, don't we all. I actually do exercise frequently and I take zero medication) She was essentially saying it was my problem rather than her own. I halfway wanted to give her a scathing face-to-face review right on the spot, to her face, but I didn't. And I doubt she really cares. She clearly has no interest in doing good work.

If this is the same "Vera" that I saw earlier this year, I would agree with this review completely. The description and attitude sounds the same, although she was working out of Hampton when I saw her. The same lame massage and lackluster, robotic finish although she is a cute young asian girl.

I did a report on my experience back in Feb under the title Vera Wangks. Not sure it's the same girl, but sure sounds like it. Luckily, the damage was not as severe for me.

[PilotPete]

Just wondering if anyone has intel on this BP ad: http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs...-lisa/21943438.

She spells out the whole "experience" in the link so not really any surprises.

[Chet Font]

Similar to Sknonskn, it took at least 8 visits before I had any luck. Then one day, I got the right lady at the right time about 4 years ago. Interesting enough, I had not seen her before, which always makes me skeptical because you usually have better luck by building a relationship with one of them. Anyway, toward the end of the session, I moved the sheet and pointed to IT that was already at attention. She grabbed IT without hesitation and finished to my surprise. I made a point to get her name but she was gone when I returned about a month later. After about 5 more visits and no luck, I gave up on Sunshine for good. If you don't like throwing away money, you will eventually realize this is a bad investment and the odds are not in your favor at Sunshine.

Do you mean Sunrise on Olive? Sunshine in SOCO is new.

[Elnino1978]

Sknonskn, no issue at all as I didn't really expect any extras. But the massage was nice and the young lady was friendly. Even with no extras I did enjoy my time there so may head back a couple of times just for the massage. Thanks ElNino.

It did take a few times of going. I probably been there a dozen times or so with nothing of a hint. Then all of a sudden 1 time it was diy. Don't know if YMMV or they were cautious the first time. May try and go in near future and see if it's the same or back to same as it was the first dozen times I went. Sorry ElNino if I let you down. Just thought they may have changed a little bit.

[SpiffMan]

Just wondering if anyone has intel on this BP ad: http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs...-lisa/21943438.

[Drake7]

Finally had my first experience and saw Tammy from YGND. Neighborhood was decent and she was attractive and personality was pleasant. She kept good conversation. Massage technique was great and at about 40 minutes in she had me flip for the finish. Finish was incredible. Will probably repeat.

I'd like to try Angel next or Karen that does incall in her basement. If anyone would message me her info I would appreciate it. Hope my report helps.

[Mister Major]

It did take a few times of going. I probably been there a dozen times or so with nothing of a hint. Then all of a sudden 1 time it was diy. Don't know if YMMV or they were cautious the first time. May try and go in near future and see if it's the same or back to same as it was the first dozen times I went. Sorry ElNino if I let you down. Just thought they may have changed a little bit.

Similar to Sknonskn, it took at least 8 visits before I had any luck. Then one day, I got the right lady at the right time about 4 years ago. Interesting enough, I had not seen her before, which always makes me skeptical because you usually have better luck by building a relationship with one of them. Anyway, toward the end of the session, I moved the sheet and pointed to IT that was already at attention. She grabbed IT without hesitation and finished to my surprise. I made a point to get her name but she was gone when I returned about a month later. After about 5 more visits and no luck, I gave up on Sunshine for good. If you don't like throwing away money, you will eventually realize this is a bad investment and the odds are not in your favor at Sunshine.

[Stl Danish]

I texted her about an appointment and she said she had a cancelation and could see me this evening, so I headed her way, about half way there she texted me back and said her other client had been stuck in traffic and was on his way and he was her last for the day. I ended up going to B and F instead. Anyone seen her yet?

http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs...treat/22062675

Don't waste your money. (120/ hr, apparently upcharges if you want her to go topless) Yes, she goes by "Vera" which you or someone else mentioned she had mixed reviews? Wish I had seen them.

Pros:

* She is a young (early 20's) and acceptably attractive Asian woman.

* Actually 'worked' nearly a full hour. I was ready to get out of there at the end, and made no effort to hang around.

* Speaks English fine.

Cons:

* Lame massage. On the level of. - take two dozen people off the street. Have them all give you a massage and assign them a ranking. She'd be the worst one, and by a comfortable margin.

* Her demeanor was distant and not at all sensual or even therapeutic. She was just going through the motions. Several times she jabbed me accidentally with her fingernails in sensitive areas. Normally attention to those areas would get me excited, but with her it was just kind of impersonal and alien feeling.

* Lame ending. While she did attempt to give a HE, she started it with about 5 minutes left in the session. It was unenthusiastic and given her entirely robotic and cold demeanor, the "ending" part was just not going to happen. Her technique was also terrible. Pro tip: Most guys do not want multiple 15-20 second pauses during a handjob session, right when they're managing to get excited. When time was up, she just seemed to scoff at the fact I wasn't done, and went away to wash her hands off without further comment. Had she given it a bit more effort, I probably could have willed myself to ejaculate just by sheer determination. But alas.

* When I had the AUDACITY to not finish due to her dead fish efforts, she chastised me and said I should lose weight and exercise more, and stop taking prescription medication. (While I do need to lose weight, don't we all. I actually do exercise frequently and I take zero medication) She was essentially saying it was my problem rather than her own. I halfway wanted to give her a scathing face-to-face review right on the spot, to her face, but I didn't. And I doubt she really cares. She clearly has no interest in doing good work.

[HeatFan]

http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs...-happy/5334562

Much appreciated. Happy hunting.

[Sknonskn]

After Sknonskn's review, thought I would give a try as I was interested in a massage anyway. Easy to book, called and told to come in. Pain. 5 for massage, got a cute young Asian with glasses. Did the massage with slight brushing but nothing further offered and massage ended. Overall not bad massage but no hint. Not sure if they were leery as I was asked if it was my first time there which I replied it was, so maybe repeat visit may get more. Even if it doesn't, only. 5 and worth the massage. ElNino.

It did take a few times of going. I probably been there a dozen times or so with nothing of a hint. Then all of a sudden 1 time it was diy. Don't know if YMMV or they were cautious the first time. May try and go in near future and see if it's the same or back to same as it was the first dozen times I went. Sorry ElNino if I let you down. Just thought they may have changed a little bit.