Massage Parlor Reports

[DeadDead22]

Saw Eden last week. Opted for the $3 full hour and boy was I mightily underwhelmed. Here are all the details:

Good: the location (safe neighborhood, easy parking) together with her punctuality and the very clean luxury studio apartment were nice and above average. The bbjcim was certainly not shabby. Her recent plastic surgery was decent and she looks great from waist to neck.

The bad: clinical, curt, and unwelcoming were the vibes hat ruled the hour. The massage is nothing more than a time eater, she spends far too much attention to each limb to a ridiculous degree and by "flip time" more than half of the session has lapsed. And she lets you know it: she is a definite clock watcher. She is not a talker and she plays loud music without asking what kind of music I might prefer, if any. No big deal, right? Her boobs BTW are completely off limits BTW and she uses he surgery as an excuse. Perhaps she should wait until her chest has healed evoke gouging men and charging full price. But I digress.

The full service is perfunctory at best. Her fake moans are laughable. Gents, this woman is so jaded after servicing half of the St Louis mongering population that she doesn't realize $300 is indeed a lot of money for some of us. If he cash doesn't matter to you at all, then have at it. Perhaps as an angel years ago she'd have been worth the money, but currently she is not. Also. And not to be unkind, up she has awful acne / scars which she hides with caked on makeup. Not good, and not sexy.

To those of you who are infatuated with her, you keep on doing you. I'll seek someone who at least attempts to offer great customer service instead of engendering feelings of being ripped off. When I left I felt terribly duped, which is why I will never suggest anyone rush to see her. And by the way, I know I'm not alone: do a dose of searching and ou will see similar reviews of her aloofness and lousy attitude.

Before the white knights chime in, I agree wholeheartedly with this review. She is attractive, but puts no effort into the performance.

[Mackeral]

Saw Eden last week. Opted for the $3 full hour and boy was I mightily underwhelmed. Here are all the details:

Good: the location (safe neighborhood, easy parking) together with her punctuality and the very clean luxury studio apartment were nice and above average. The bbjcim was certainly not shabby. Her recent plastic surgery was decent and she looks great from waist to neck.

The bad: clinical, curt, and unwelcoming were the vibes hat ruled the hour. The massage is nothing more than a time eater, she spends far too much attention to each limb to a ridiculous degree and by "flip time" more than half of the session has lapsed. And she lets you know it: she is a definite clock watcher. She is not a talker and she plays loud music without asking what kind of music I might prefer, if any. No big deal, right? Her boobs BTW are completely off limits BTW and she uses he surgery as an excuse. Perhaps she should wait until her chest has healed evoke gouging men and charging full price. But I digress.

The full service is perfunctory at best. Her fake moans are laughable. Gents, this woman is so jaded after servicing half of the St Louis mongering population that she doesn't realize $300 is indeed a lot of money for some of us. If he cash doesn't matter to you at all, then have at it. Perhaps as an angel years ago she'd have been worth the money, but currently she is not. Also. And not to be unkind, up she has awful acne / scars which she hides with caked on makeup. Not good, and not sexy.

To those of you who are infatuated with her, you keep on doing you. I'll seek someone who at least attempts to offer great customer service instead of engendering feelings of being ripped off. When I left I felt terribly duped, which is why I will never suggest anyone rush to see her. And by the way, I know I'm not alone: do a dose of searching and ou will see similar reviews of her aloofness and lousy attitude.

[RoyBoy69]

She's blonde and goes by Savanna Clarke now. Now I'm very hesitant to make an appointment. I have no idea what's happening in that noggin of hers. I ignore that she's trashing Pro Lux and her sister in another ad.

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...rke-39933.html

I'm staying away. Last week her posts on IG included what looked like an outcall in Ladue. She took a vid of herself driving up to the mansion and filmed the dude answering the door. Then she posted his name and personal info. Plus she has a camera outside her door and is recording whoever's walking up the stairs. I'm staying away.

[LowdownOne]

She's blonde and goes by Savanna Clarke now. Now I'm very hesitant to make an appointment. I have no idea what's happening in that noggin of hers. I ignore that she's trashing Pro Lux and her sister in another ad.

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...rke-39933.html

I had a visit with Abbey once that confirmed something that I didn't really pick up on until much later. She was running her crazy mouth this time mentioning her personal life. While not the point of the conversation, she casually mentioned a tidbit that has me thinking especially lately. It's not that big of deal, but you can put 2 and 2 together and easily conclude that a "third party" has basically deemed that things are "not ok" with her LOL.

[Badboy2]

She's blonde and goes by Savanna Clarke now. Now I'm very hesitant to make an appointment. I have no idea what's happening in that noggin of hers. I ignore that she's trashing Pro Lux and her sister in another ad.

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...rke-39933.html

[LeonardBoxx]

Mimi over in Swansea IL has some big ones.

I found a FB listing of Mimi Spa. Is that her? Location not listed. Do you have a link or other details. Thanks.

[Jeffc 574]

I know this is old, did you ever get to Brea? Are you blocked by Lake?

I have asked a few PLM girls about contact outside of the main number, particularly since PLM likes periodic vacations. Always got a polite no. One girl did offer her private number as it was about to be a vacation week. She left the business before I could call her.

I would try a day ahead for Brea, although she is not 100% booked every day even at her three day a week schedule.

[NipLuver]

Does anyone know of some big Asian tits available in the market rn? We know Tammy has her massive jugs she won't release. Cindy I know is man made and ok. I want all natural and heavy. Any info helps!

Mimi over in Swansea IL has some big ones.

[Rickstr352]

I'm curious about the same thing. I know people have gotten it done at these places but I'm unsure of how to go about asking.

Just have to ask. I've had done at both. No extra but that was awhile ago. You might find one who will want some extra.

[Rickstr352]

Does anybody have an alternate way to contact brea. I have textd the booking line to no avail. PM is fine I have seen her before in the mood for that spinner tight body.

I know this is old, did you ever get to Brea? Are you blocked by Lake?

[PicWalsh]

I have driven to KC a few times and was wondering if anyone has been to Temptation Spa in Sweet Springs right of hwy 70? Driving by there this week. Is it worth the stop? Any details will be appreciated.

[Gg623]

How much has that ran you? I usually tip 60 at health, I keep getting mama san and she's done well for me. Not sure how I'd go about asking for that or if I'd even like it, never had it done. Interesting concept though.

I'm curious about the same thing. I know people have gotten it done at these places but I'm unsure of how to go about asking.

[FartCity]

Does anyone know of some big Asian tits available in the market rn? We know Tammy has her massive jugs she won't release. Cindy I know is man made and ok. I want all natural and heavy. Any info helps!

All your posts are asking about big tits, and you never review your experiences, if you ever even have any.

[StlCards4000]

Does anyone know of some big Asian tits available in the market rn? We know Tammy has her massive jugs she won't release. Cindy I know is man made and ok. I want all natural and heavy. Any info helps!

[AnonymousAlt17]

LMT Massage Only.

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LMT Massage with Extras.

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No massage, Jack Shacks.

Health Chesterfield, Classic Ballwin, Jasmine Chippewa, Beijing Clayton, Calla Schuetz, Sunny Day Spa Des Peres, Lee's Kim Joe Florissant.

Enjoy massage in 2023 YMMV.

Do you have an updated list? Or one with the best legit massages?