Massage Parlor Reports

**Jkamp** · 01-11-19 04:30

After responding to more than a dozen messages I just decided to post her number. No you didn't, it was 6, I checked, and you answered all of them with a form letter saying exactly the same thing.

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Victoria if you make another fake user like this to advertise I will edit them to say that you have crabs.

A2

By the way guys, she's requiring a pre-appointment "deposit" to "weed out the losers."

Sounds like a scam to me.

**FartCity** · 01-10-19 18:22

Originally Posted by BeachBoy58 [View Original Post]

This is my first post. But I have been a massage perve for a long time. I appreciate all of the previous posts. I have been lurking for years. Here are some of my thoughts:

1. I have found that being ultra respectful gets me a long way at AMPs. I ask their name and repeat it til I get it right.

2. Although you may find it odd. I wear womens panties when I go for a massage. Here is why: 1. I find that it makes the girl comfortable right off the bat. They giggle that cute little girl giggle and I like that. 2. When you are face down and wearing silky panties there is a nice erotic sensuous feeling. 3. the girl is more likely to touch you there if you are wearing something. And that feels nice. 4. LE doesn't wear panties. 5. there is a wonderful moment when the girl pulls them off your erection with a giggle. 6. it gets you over that awkward naked in front of a stranger moment. 7. It makes draping unnecessary. I hate draping. 8. on occasion my girl has brought in one of her female coworkers to see the guy in the sexy panties. 9. I bring in a pair or two of sexy panties for my masseuse. Always buy size small. The girls appreciate small gifts.

3. I use my mobile phone to play pop music. Ariana Grande is good sexy massage music. The Girls are as tired of that ching chong music as we are. It sets a nice sensuous atmosphere.

4. I let the masseuse know what feels nice with quiet little moans of satisfaction.

5. I bring in my own soft drink or water. It sucks to get thirsty.

6. I go in meticulously clean. Wipe your self all over down there with an alcohol swab. You do want them to touch you down there right? Maybe more. Can you imagine the filthy guys they often see?

7. I offer them a place to sit on the table. Can you imagine how hard that job is? They rarely refuse.

The panty things is either genius or sociopathic. Either way, thanks for posting and bravo on daring to try new thongs. I mean things.

**HotStoneStl** · 01-10-19 08:46

Originally Posted by NinjaMachine [View Original Post]

Having a tough time in O'Fallon trying to get anything decent. Paradise is all DIY. No luck at Evergreen. Anyone know of anything else out this way?

Try Anna at Massage East Garden on Highway K.

**Dlister426** · 01-10-19 07:12

Originally Posted by AmpMonger18 [View Original Post]

They are still at 141 and Manchester until February.

All I know is the sign is on the building and the open light is on in St. Charles.

**AmpMonger18** · 01-09-19 22:21

Originally Posted by Dlister426 [View Original Post]

Healthy Body has moved into their new digs. Just off hwy 94, on the north service road between Jungermann and Central School rd.

They are still at 141 and Manchester until February.

**NinjaMachine** · 01-09-19 20:12

Having a tough time in O'Fallon trying to get anything decent. Paradise is all DIY. No luck at Evergreen. Anyone know of anything else out this way?

**Member #6067** · 01-09-19 16:29

Sure could use help finding Victoria stopped by today she no longer there anyhelp would be greatly appreciated.

Thanks you can private message if more comfortable.

Thanks.

Time.

**StChuck636** · 01-09-19 16:14

Originally Posted by Kurby [View Original Post]

That sounds super awkward.

I bet they do giggle, but hey if it works for you then make it happen LOL won't knock your hustle!

**Dlister426** · 01-09-19 14:30

Healthy Body has moved into their new digs. Just off hwy 94, on the north service road between Jungermann and Central School rd.

**LuvEmTighter** · 01-09-19 13:43

Originally Posted by BeachBoy58 [View Original Post]

This is my first post. But I have been a massage perve for a long time. I appreciate all of the previous posts. I have been lurking for years. Here are some of my thoughts:

1. I have found that being ultra respectful gets me a long way at AMPs. I ask their name and repeat it til I get it right.

2. Although you may find it odd. I wear womens panties when I go for a massage. Here is why: 1. I find that it makes the girl comfortable right off the bat. They giggle that cute little girl giggle and I like that. 2. When you are face down and wearing silky panties there is a nice erotic sensuous feeling. 3. the girl is more likely to touch you there if you are wearing something. And that feels nice. 4. LE doesn't wear panties. 5. there is a wonderful moment when the girl pulls them off your erection with a giggle. 6. it gets you over that awkward naked in front of a stranger moment. 7. It makes draping unnecessary. I hate draping. 8. on occasion my girl has brought in one of her female coworkers to see the guy in the sexy panties. 9. I bring in a pair or two of sexy panties for my masseuse. Always buy size small. The girls appreciate small gifts.

3. I use my mobile phone to play pop music. Ariana Grande is good sexy massage music. The Girls are as tired of that ching chong music as we are. It sets a nice sensuous atmosphere.

4. I let the masseuse know what feels nice with quiet little moans of satisfaction.

5. I bring in my own soft drink or water. It sucks to get thirsty.

6. I go in meticulously clean. Wipe your self all over down there with an alcohol swab. You do want them to touch you down there right? Maybe more. Can you imagine the filthy guys they often see?

7. I offer them a place to sit on the table. Can you imagine how hard that job is? They rarely refuse.

Tip#1 is actually all you need, whether it's with a AMP, escort, Sugar Baby, or in my case a Fuck Buddy.

Being respectful and classy to a girl has paid dividends more and more than I can remember.

**Kurby** · 01-09-19 13:36

Originally Posted by BeachBoy58 [View Original Post]

This is my first post. But I have been a massage perve for a long time. I appreciate all of the previous posts. I have been lurking for years. Here are some of my thoughts:

1. I have found that being ultra respectful gets me a long way at AMPs. I ask their name and repeat it til I get it right.

2. Although you may find it odd. I wear womens panties when I go for a massage. Here is why: 1. I find that it makes the girl comfortable right off the bat. They giggle that cute little girl giggle and I like that. 2. When you are face down and wearing silky panties there is a nice erotic sensuous feeling. 3. the girl is more likely to touch you there if you are wearing something. And that feels nice. 4. LE doesn't wear panties. 5. there is a wonderful moment when the girl pulls them off your erection with a giggle. 6. it gets you over that awkward naked in front of a stranger moment. 7. It makes draping unnecessary. I hate draping. 8. on occasion my girl has brought in one of her female coworkers to see the guy in the sexy panties. 9. I bring in a pair or two of sexy panties for my masseuse. Always buy size small. The girls appreciate small gifts.

3. I use my mobile phone to play pop music. Ariana Grande is good sexy massage music. The Girls are as tired of that ching chong music as we are. It sets a nice sensuous atmosphere.

4. I let the masseuse know what feels nice with quiet little moans of satisfaction.

5. I bring in my own soft drink or water. It sucks to get thirsty.

6. I go in meticulously clean. Wipe your self all over down there with an alcohol swab. You do want them to touch you down there right? Maybe more. Can you imagine the filthy guys they often see?

7. I offer them a place to sit on the table. Can you imagine how hard that job is? They rarely refuse.

That sounds super awkward.

**HotStoneStl** · 01-09-19 13:33

Originally Posted by BeachBoy58 [View Original Post]

This is my first post. But I have been a massage perve for a long time. I appreciate all of the previous posts. I have been lurking for years. Here are some of my thoughts:

1. I have found that being ultra respectful gets me a long way at AMPs. I ask their name and repeat it til I get it right.

2. Although you may find it odd. I wear womens panties when I go for a massage. Here is why: 1. I find that it makes the girl comfortable right off the bat. They giggle that cute little girl giggle and I like that. 2. When you are face down and wearing silky panties there is a nice erotic sensuous feeling. 3. the girl is more likely to touch you there if you are wearing something. And that feels nice. 4. LE doesn't wear panties. 5. there is a wonderful moment when the girl pulls them off your erection with a giggle. 6. it gets you over that awkward naked in front of a stranger moment. 7. It makes draping unnecessary. I hate draping. 8. on occasion my girl has brought in one of her female coworkers to see the guy in the sexy panties. 9. I bring in a pair or two of sexy panties for my masseuse. Always buy size small. The girls appreciate small gifts.

3. I use my mobile phone to play pop music. Ariana Grande is good sexy massage music. The Girls are as tired of that ching chong music as we are. It sets a nice sensuous atmosphere.

4. I let the masseuse know what feels nice with quiet little moans of satisfaction.

5. I bring in my own soft drink or water. It sucks to get thirsty.

6. I go in meticulously clean. Wipe your self all over down there with an alcohol swab. You do want them to touch you down there right? Maybe more. Can you imagine the filthy guys they often see?

7. I offer them a place to sit on the table. Can you imagine how hard that job is? They rarely refuse.

I must say this post has to be the best of the year. While I choose not to wear women's clothing, everything you said about making the masseuse comfortable is right on. If you get to know them, then all the extra come easily and you pay what you want to pay vs what the jack shacks are asking for. As for the music, I like to relax when I have a massage and the music at these stores is very relaxing. I actually like it and it puts me in the mood for massage whenever I hear it. But yes, I agree, hygiene is appreciated by massage workers. Many places have showers so if you come in after working or working out, take a shower before the massage. Everyone appreciates it. BO is not sexy. And yes many masseuses put up with nasty, fat, old, smelly, men with dry skin that come in smelling like cigarettes and ass. All for the money. So I tip my cap to you BeachBoy and others like you that treat massage workers like people and not sex machines. Welcome to USASG and hope to see more interesting posts from you in the future.

**BeachBoy58** · 01-08-19 15:04

This is my first post. But I have been a massage perve for a long time. I appreciate all of the previous posts. I have been lurking for years. Here are some of my thoughts:

1. I have found that being ultra respectful gets me a long way at AMPs. I ask their name and repeat it til I get it right.

2. Although you may find it odd. I wear womens panties when I go for a massage. Here is why: 1. I find that it makes the girl comfortable right off the bat. They giggle that cute little girl giggle and I like that. 2. When you are face down and wearing silky panties there is a nice erotic sensuous feeling. 3. the girl is more likely to touch you there if you are wearing something. And that feels nice. 4. LE doesn't wear panties. 5. there is a wonderful moment when the girl pulls them off your erection with a giggle. 6. it gets you over that awkward naked in front of a stranger moment. 7. It makes draping unnecessary. I hate draping. 8. on occasion my girl has brought in one of her female coworkers to see the guy in the sexy panties. 9. I bring in a pair or two of sexy panties for my masseuse. Always buy size small. The girls appreciate small gifts.

3. I use my mobile phone to play pop music. Ariana Grande is good sexy massage music. The Girls are as tired of that ching chong music as we are. It sets a nice sensuous atmosphere.

4. I let the masseuse know what feels nice with quiet little moans of satisfaction.

5. I bring in my own soft drink or water. It sucks to get thirsty.

6. I go in meticulously clean. Wipe your self all over down there with an alcohol swab. You do want them to touch you down there right? Maybe more. Can you imagine the filthy guys they often see?

7. I offer them a place to sit on the table. Can you imagine how hard that job is? They rarely refuse.