Massage Parlor Reports

[Buttho]

So Sparky saved his allowance and went to Panda. It's a bit hard to find, at the side of the strip mall, on the lower level.

A middle-aged Chinese woman named Lucy says 40 for an hour, or 30 for a half. Half sounds good. After about a 2 minute rub she suggests Sparky turn over. Well Sparky wanted a relaxing massage, so no. She continues to give some sort of rub, not a relaxing massage, along with alot of teasing. Actually the teasing was downright uncomfortable, because it was too rough. Sparky tried to explain this, but she didn't understand and just giggled and continued her rub and tease. And in a weird twist, she sat on the table, and stuck one foot practically in Sparky's face. Sparky rubbed her foot, and then somehow he wound up with her clean toes in his mouth. And Sparky didn't even know he had a foot fetish! Finally she announced "no more time".
xt time to explain this to her. If there is a next time.

Yep, this is Jimmy.

B.

[AmpMonger18]

There is no real formula for tipping at AMPs but I would like share what I have learned. Most customers do not know that the workers do not get all of the money that is paid up front for the massage. For instance, a one hour massage which is usually. 5, the worker will only see. 25 or less depending on the owners agreement with the worker. So this is why tipping can make or break the rapport you have with a massage worker. Let's not be foolish with our money, but if someone spends an hour working hard to make you feel good, they deserve a tip. Just like at the restaurant, tips are expected. The better the service, the bigger the tip. If you go to an AMP and you get a great massage even without all the extras, you should always tip. The most common mistake mongers make is thinking that not tipping will create sends a message to the worker to do more next time. Always tip something. And try not to insult by giving pocket change coins, or singles. Save the singles for the East Side.

I am not made of money, but what I do every time is tip. 2 for one hour and. 3 for 90 minutes. That is kind of a standard for a good massage and there are plenty of AMPs that do a excellent, LMT quality massages. There are also plenty that can barely spell massage let alone give one. Those places have a different business model. And as we know, those do not stay open long or the workers do not stay at the stores long. More is always welcomed if you are burdened with extra discretionary income and they will remember you on your next visit. Most of us like a good massage, a good tease, anything after that depends on rapport. Lets say you are a perfect gentleman and do not want anything more than massage, even. 1 for 1 hour and. 2 for 90 minutes is still appropriate.

Even if you do not plan to go back to the store again because the massage was so bad, at least tip something and then just do not go back.

Good customer service deserves good tips. Many places I go, I am escorted in and out of the place with a smile, sometimes even a hug. They say "Good to see you", "I missed you", "Thank you so much," "See you next time". We should all try to be as pleasant after staring at the business end of a hairy man's ass while he is on all fours on the massage bed all day. Sorry if you will need therapy to remove that image. So treat these workers well, and they will respond in kind. Your tip may vary, as will your massage.

[RegisJ1]

I've had and enjoyed the whole soulard Susan experience (massage + rimming + BJ) and I'm wondering if anyone else in the area offers something similar. Feel free to PM with thoughts.

Thanks.

[StlbbHunter]

Okay, so who else thinks that Sparky is really "The Jimmy" from Seinfeld? Remember, he was the one with the special training shoes that improved your vertical leap and George wanted a pair just like them.

LOL, I don't know why guy's write like this, or the one's who had a friend that had a dream.

[Jeffc 574]

Has any body seen this lady?

https://www.adultlook.com/p/3060471

Review on Adultlook says webcam.

[Apache77]

As soon as she gets back she says " Tip? 40? " This is starting to get expensive, thought Sparky. "I only have 20. Left" said Sparky plaintively. She kept insisting on a tip in advance, so Sparky got up, and she turned the light on so she could see if Sparky had more money than he claimed. So after handing her 20, which she hid on her person, she proceeded to finish Sparky off successfully. This was the weirdest and most uncomfortable massage Sparky ever had. Sparky will take a translator along next time to explain this to her. If there is a next time.

Okay, so who else thinks that Sparky is really "The Jimmy" from Seinfeld? Remember, he was the one with the special training shoes that improved your vertical leap and George wanted a pair just like them.

[MioCrazy]

Any one visited this Asian Emily near airport before? See her post http://st-louis.skipthegames.com/fem...4/095004656241.

Met Asian Megan before and want to know if Emily is comparable to Megan. Thanks!

[Member #2613]

Has any body seen this lady?

https://www.adultlook.com/p/3060471

[Sparky Smith]

So Sparky saved his allowance and went to Panda. It's a bit hard to find, at the side of the strip mall, on the lower level.

A middle-aged Chinese woman named Lucy says 40 for an hour, or 30 for a half. Half sounds good. After about a 2 minute rub she suggests Sparky turn over. Well Sparky wanted a relaxing massage, so no. She continues to give some sort of rub, not a relaxing massage, along with alot of teasing. Actually the teasing was downright uncomfortable, because it was too rough. Sparky tried to explain this, but she didn't understand and just giggled and continued her rub and tease. And in a weird twist, she sat on the table, and stuck one foot practically in Sparky's face. Sparky rubbed her foot, and then somehow he wound up with her clean toes in his mouth. And Sparky didn't even know he had a foot fetish! Finally she announced "no more time".

No flip? OK how about a full hour? She announced 20. More. Sparky's math says 10 more, but Sparky failed math, so OK, he gives her 20, and she takes it out to some unseen presence.

As soon as she gets back she says " Tip? 40? " This is starting to get expensive, thought Sparky. "I only have 20. Left" said Sparky plaintively. She kept insisting on a tip in advance, so Sparky got up, and she turned the light on so she could see if Sparky had more money than he claimed. So after handing her 20, which she hid on her person, she proceeded to finish Sparky off successfully. This was the weirdest and most uncomfortable massage Sparky ever had. Sparky will take a translator along next time to explain this to her. If there is a next time.

[DownHere]

Finally got to see Lori after some light screening last week. She seemed a bit flighty, but she's very genuine. Her body is very nice for her age, and the nuru was awesome. She was very attentive and the finish was awesome. Check her out while the price is lower than it used to be. Safe neighborhood, parking is iffy.

[HotStoneStl]

We there today for 90 minute massage, great massages, but that is were it ends. Masseuse as others recently said "boss can watch they door hole. So said let's go to table shower. Enjoy the shower but nothing to be had besides getting the oil washed off. Great massage, but to far of drive to go back.

Rainmaker when you posted this I had to investigate. I have been going there for a while an never really noticed the door peep hole. Actually it has never really stopped me from getting really good massages at BF but I checked it out. Last time I went, I did not see the blonde which is where the source of the information about the boss came from I bet. First, there is nothing to worry about with these. The peep holes have been removed. Second, I would think that the blonde was getting careless and bringing too much attention to the store. That being said, I tried to look in one of these peep holes one time after I went to the restroom but the lights are so dim in the rooms, you really cannot see anything. I am sure they were there as a deterrent for the new workers more than anything else. Soooo good news mongers, what happens at BF stays at BF. PM me if you would like to discuss further. YMMV. Happy August.

[Saipan311]

Did her donation go up or did the offerings somehow expand? I noticed the added $200-300 for the hr. Just wondering what the 300 option would entail.

[Train88]

In the 2013 time frame I would visit a massuese who worked out of her home north of St Louis. She went by Bee on BP and CL. Really good work ethic. A pretty mulatta. Would like to visit again. Anyone have any leads?

BP being shut down makes life diffy.

Unfortunately, her and Felicity Davis are both seemingly MIA. Which is a shame. I loved both of them.

[RicharddAngle]

In early July I posted a review of Summer and have stayed in touch with her occasionally ever since. Last night she texted me and asked that I let everyone know that she is outcall only until August 13th (she didn't say but I assume this is when her kids go back to school). For those of you that have not done outcalls or are worried about discretion when having someone come to you, there is no need to worry with Summer! She was my first outcall and I had her to my hotel full of coworkers. She came in wearing a pair of shorts and a t-shirt and no one was the wiser what she was there for.

Also OnFire is right the pics on adultlook are a little outdated. For more updated pics, check out my post on 7/7/19.

I know almost all reviews have been positive, so maybe it's my bad luck. I've seen Summer twice and both times she was was late. The 2nd time I got barely a half hour before she rushed me out the door because she had more errands to run. We have a pretty good rapport and her menu is a very good value, but not when you get shorted that much. I understand she's a single mom trying to make a $, but it's a fair distance from me and it's just not worth it. Sorry Summer, but I won't be repeating.

[Ominous]

Golden P Syndrome. Doesn't matter what is stands for, the context was there.

What is GPS in this context?

Thanks,

O46.