Massage Parlor Reports

[Ramdhere]

If anybody had seen her ad on CL, looks like two numbers in the middle part of the phone number got juggled. I think the 4 and 5 needs to be interchanged. You can PM me if you need furtehr details. I just thought you may want to know if you are getting the busy tone like me.

Haven't seen her yet, but will post here based on my visit.

[Rubs Are Fun]

Maybe I just lucked out the night that I called Melony. She picked up and I saw her within the hour.

I think she's worth the extra effort it might take to make contact with her, but I also understand there are plenty of other ladies out there to choose from in case you don't hear from her right away.

I have been trying for weeks to set something up with Ereena, whom I've never seen before. Either she can't see me when I can see her, or a few days go by before she returns my call.

Since I've read some good reviews about her, I'll keep trying periodically since I've read enough enticing details to intrigue me.

SHe has her ad on CL. They had her number, but her phone seemed busy all the time. Either she was really busy (almost all the time for 2 days, thats highly improbable) or she does not want to take any new calls.

Either way, I think that does nopt help us in what we are looking for. We ned the right attitude also. She may be gr8 when I finally have the massage, but how I gett here matters too.

Anyway, Rubs has been a good help and friend to all of us. He may have his own reasons for saying what he did. But ot the rest out there, I think we have enough good providers out there apart from her. The Sharons and Debbies are friendly and ready to talk to us anytime with no inhibition. Debbie actualy has an assistant to talk and take appointments.

[Rubs Are Fun]

First, I am the former He So Horney - I killed off that persona and am starting anew with Rubs Are Fun.

I made a big mistake here just prior to eliminating He So Horney. I organized a massage-a-thon with two novice masseuses and set up a Yahoo Club to continue similar activities, etc. (which I also killed at the same time I stop using He So Horney).

I wasn't trying to compete with this forum because the purpose of my Yahoo CLub was extremely narrow and I had continued to post reviews here.

Jackson demoted He So Horney from a Senior Member to a regular member. That is why as Rubs Are Fun, I am also a regular member and that in no way is indicative of my experience. I've been at this for over 30 years (I'm in my fifties and got my first professional hj at the Montclair Health Club when I was 21). When I was younger I used to frequent most of the seedier areas like Washington Avenue, and the Hillcrest Motel on the East Side, as well as the Broadway/Cherokee neighborhoods. I scouted the Cass Corridor in downtown Detroit, and the Sunset Strip in LA. I also was a regular at Mainstreet and Dollies.

I have assured Jackson that I would never post about any private clubs I organize again.

I am trying to rebuild credibility here by sharing information with you all. Jackson may never trust me and I may never attain Senior status again. This is unfortunate because I see people mentioning other venues here all the time. I guess Yahoo Clubs are considered different from CL and the RFT Backpage. But it's his ball game, so we play by his rules. I understand he feels burnt whenever he gets the impression someone is exploiting this forum for their own benefit. I didn't see it that way, since usually I give more than I get, with a few exceptions, and over the years have shared information with hundreds of guys.

In any event I will continue to share with you all.

I thought I was fairly clear why I will only share with Senior members, but I'll repeat it with a further qualifier.

a) I think it's only fair that you give as well as take.
b) Most of the masseuses I see more than once I become friends with - I want to be sure that the people I give their private information to have a history that's documented by their reviews. This is some assurance they aren't affiliated with law enforcement. Not fool proof, but probably a good indicator - what cop would have the time to post fictional reviews hoping to troll for providers? It's just as easy to review what's on line, right?
c) Recently, someone I didn't know, someone without the Senior Member status insulted one of the providers I reviewed, Phyllis, when he made an appointment, and turned and left when she opened the door.

If you follow the rules here and post reviews it's not that hard to become a Senior Member.

I hope this explains my posture and who I am. I apologize to those that feel I screwed them when I killed the Yahoo club. I had kind of a melt down, lots of personal stress at the time, including losing one elderly parent and the demands and stress of moving the other one into my home.

I wasn't interested in the contact info......just curious about the regular member who claims to know so much and only wants contact from Sr. Members?

Old Dick

[SS Goldma]

Everyone, This provider has been reviewed before but i thought I would give my two cents. I was able to finally arrange for a session a few days ago.

The location was easy to find Cheryl gave good directions. When i had arrived(within five min of my appointment time) she had run out to the store she had left a note though. It was kinda strange to hang around in a residential area for ten min waiting for her to arrive.

Anyway she returns and we go inside, she shows me to her basement massage room/Laundry room. I've been in worse places for a massage. Anyway I get undressed and no cover is offered. She does a nice medium touch massage with a lot of light touch mixed in. Before the flip lots of teasing of the boys she has a nice touch there.

After the flip a few more minutes of massage then a nice slow HE with a very nice touch. She cleaned me up with a towel to remove some of the lotion and that was it.

All in all a nice time for the price. I will probably give her another call. The only real complaint that I have is that she answered her phone alot during the session. Not only answered but talked "business" on each one.

As always YMMV

SS

[Indy Greek]

The one is Swansea, IL, was terrible, although YMMV, I would be surprised if it varied that much. I met a 45-50 YO, heavier Asian woman that told me to wait in the room, after taking my $ (I think she wanted .4). She told me she would get my "nice girl for massage." A few minutes later, she returns to tell me that she will do the shower, then the other girl will massage. I'm not opposed to that, sometimes the older ladies provide some perks (not like Sunny in Columbia, but perks). Not this time, but she did wash all the appropriate spots. Back to the room, she leaves, but returns a few minutes later. Thinking with the little head as much as possible, I tried to let things proceed, but just couldn't hack it and left. She asked for a tip, but I only said something that may be construed as a rude remark, but it was a tip. I'm not mean, but that was really ridiculous. Thought I posted that scenario a ways back, but since someone asked, avoid if you can. Maybe they will get some younger blood and be all right.

On the MO side, there is a place that is advertising, and is now back after being down for some time. They don't list the address, just a phone and Chinese Massage techniques, or something close, with a picture of a lady you'll never meet at their location. It's on Watson road, and is good for a handshake, nothing like VIP, but neither is the price. If you get the younger girl, feel free to browse the menu, but don't ask the older one (I think it is her mother, or I misheard mamasan for mama). I called an made an appointment, but walk-ins are welcome. They told me to wait, and when I said that I had made an appointment, someone got rushed out (sorry!), so I would suggest making the appointment. They were very friendly. PM if you have any other questions or want some advice on the menu.

[GrayTurner]

I wasn't interested in the contact info......just curious about the regular member who claims to know so much and only wants contact from Sr. Members?

Old Dick

Sorry for any misunderstanding. I did not think you wanted the info, I was just trying to point out how foolish it was to be so clandestine with information that was easily available. I don't care if someone is a regular or senior member. If I get a request from someone I am not familiar with I read some of their posts to decide if I will share or not. I got a request from a senior member last week. When I read his posts 80% were asking for information. The remaining posts were completely useless to anyone,Things such as "I saw a red head walking down Elm street". Why would I want to share with them?

[Jeffc 574]

The one in U-City was Hong Kong Mist. They closed about a year ago. There is a purse store there now. I keep checking on new Oriental business along Olive. Driving by there a few times a week would have made me poor but happy had they stayed open.

As Bil said, we lack good AMP's here.

As an update, the Oriental AMP on Olive (U-City) has been closed and they have converted the other one near downtown (One of them was called Hongkong, cant remember which one) has now been converted to a FS place. 1.5 when u call them.

Never been to the latter, but the former was okay.

[Ramdhere]

As Bil said, we lack good AMP's here.

As an update, the Oriental AMP on Olive (U-City) has been closed and they have converted the other one near downtown (One of them was called Hongkong, cant remember which one) has now been converted to a FS place. 1.5 when u call them.

Never been to the latter, but the former was okay.

[Ramdhere]

Saw the ad in RFT for this AMP in Swansea, IL. Forgot the name. Has anybody been there? Any experiences. Pls do let us know.

How does this compare to the VIP AMP in Centerville, IL.

[Ramdhere]

SHe has her ad on CL. They had her number, but her phone seemed busy all the time. Either she was really busy (almost all the time for 2 days, thats highly improbable) or she does not want to take any new calls.

Either way, I think that does nopt help us in what we are looking for. We ned the right attitude also. She may be gr8 when I finally have the massage, but how I gett here matters too.

Anyway, Rubs has been a good help and friend to all of us. He may have his own reasons for saying what he did. But ot the rest out there, I think we have enough good providers out there apart from her. The Sharons and Debbies are friendly and ready to talk to us anytime with no inhibition. Debbie actualy has an assistant to talk and take appointments.

[GrayTurner]

Just curious why a regular member says he will only share info with Senior members. If you are such a contributor as you claim why are you not Senior,

Just curious.

My guess is that it has something to do with homeland security (sarcasim)

This information is available to anyone who does a little homework.

Just search the name on Cl and several adds come up.

There is also a complete review on TNAReviews that include location, phone number and e-mail address.

[Rubs Are Fun]

As I stated in my review of Melony, I invite Senior Members (ONLY) to pm me if they want more information about Melony or anyone else that I post about.

I have two reasons for restricting the information I have:

1) For the security of the provider - Senior members publically demonstrate they have seen other providers and therefore are better security risks.

2) The basic notion of sharing information - give some to get some.

This may seem harsh, but I won't even acknowledge a request for information from a member who is not a Senior Member. I myself am trying to build a body of posts that will enable me to be granted that status. In the meantime, I will keep posting reviews and miscellaneous information towards that end.

Rubs are fun

Last night I tried a new masseuse named Melony that currently offers only outcall to either homes or motels & hotels. Eventually, she will offer incall.

She is 5'2", 105 to 110 lbs, long dark brown hair and eyes, and I would rate her looks as above average. Actually, in many respects I felt she had the prettiness of Molly, plus the sweetness and professional massage techniques of Sharon.

She has nice natural medium sized boobs. Like Sharon she looks younger than she is - to me she looked to be in her early 30's, but in reality she's probably closer to 40.

I opted for a sensual massage with happy ending and I was completely satisfied. Topless was an option. Respectful touching was allowed.

I was quite taken by her and plan on seeing her again. Her pricing was in line with that of the more reasonable providers in St. Louis.

I will share her contact information with Senior members only. Those of you interested in checking her out, PM me.

[Admin]

Greetings everyone,

I have received the following email from "Ariana" wherein she is threatening me with a lawsuit.

Once again, I must advise everyone that "Ariana" claims to provide only legitimate massages and that she does not provide any extra services.

Thanks,

Jackson

Arianaww
Regular Member
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nikiww2001@yahoo.com

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April 8, 2007
2:27pm Central Time

I emailed your website last week about a few untrue posting on my business. My name is Ariana and I own Surrealmassage LLC. A few of my clients have told about the negative and untrue comments about my business and me. I kindly asked you to remove any postings with my name Ariana, Riki or Surrealmassage due to defamation of character and loss of future business. I recently talked to my lawyer about this problem and he advised me to contact you one last time to delete this information from your website. If someone could email me form your company about this problem or just take care of the problem I would appreciate it. If I do not hear or see any results from this email, by April12, 2006 I will go ahead and start a defamation law suit against you and your company.

Thank you
Ariana Willis
Surreal Massage LLC

Copy sent to Rick Schalfer Attorney at Law
Copy sent to Ariana Willis

[Rubs Are Fun]

Last night I tried a new masseuse named Melony that currently offers only outcall to either homes or motels & hotels. Eventually, she will offer incall.

She is 5'2", 105 to 110 lbs, long dark brown hair and eyes, and I would rate her looks as above average. Actually, in many respects I felt she had the prettiness of Molly, plus the sweetness and professional massage techniques of Sharon.

She has nice natural medium sized boobs. Like Sharon she looks younger than she is - to me she looked to be in her early 30's, but in reality she's probably closer to 40.

I opted for a sensual massage with happy ending and I was completely satisfied. Topless was an option. Respectful touching was allowed.

I was quite taken by her and plan on seeing her again. Her pricing was in line with that of the more reasonable providers in St. Louis.

I will share her contact information with Senior members only. Those of you interested in checking her out, PM me.

[Bill Bradsky]

Well at least it is good to know a "few" of her clients read this site. I guess they're attorneys.