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**Member #5794** · 03-09-18 17:40

Originally Posted by Greenlandmine [View Original Post]

Wow. What do I need to be able to see her? That minimalist website seems right out of a movie or something.

It is 500 bucks. You get an hour. If you last an hour, you are my hero. The incall is at a nice pad, none of this SGV malaria infested shit. On the westside. The pics are airbrushed. But with elizabeth, she is better and the best fuck of essentially my miserable fucking life. Actually, the fucking was all on her end. If she is an actress I do not care, she did the one thing that the koreans cannot do which is vibrate her legs while my 10 inch maglite is inside her. She did not say I was hot, she just stayed wet and shivered. If that is acting, I like it. If it is not, then so be it.

Anyhow, the screening is nonexistent. You just text and email and say you want to see her. You get in, you take the fuken shower, I pay the 500 in 50's because I do not trust 100 dollar bills.

She sucked my dick from every angle and let me fuck her mouth down angle. I do not like CIM so I laid down and let her work me and I blasted and it hit my cheek below the eye. Unreal.

Some duds can do two pops. I have Small Erect Penis Condom Related Ejaculatory Dysfunction so that I am almost unable, unless I am in a motel in fig at gunpoint, to nut in the bag. However, once in the bag (cept for this one time with a sheepskin dealie with an UTR gal), I have a hell of a time nutting and she really worked to get the job done. She should work for the fucken lakers front office.

**Greenlandmine** · 03-09-18 03:17

Wow. What do I need to be able to see her? That minimalist website seems right out of a movie or something.

Originally Posted by Hundred [View Original Post]

I just fucked.

https://www.crystallangels.com/elizabet

I will not do a long review, but at the end she jerked me off after earth shaking head, and I popped lying down and the shit hit my cheek. I may need to buy a mask.

**Member #5794** · 03-08-18 23:11

I just fucked.

https://www.crystallangels.com/elizabet

I will not do a long review, but at the end she jerked me off after earth shaking head, and I popped lying down and the shit hit my cheek. I may need to buy a mask.

**MagnumTrain** · 03-08-18 21:34

Originally Posted by ChippyH35 [View Original Post]

Not much of a bbw guy but was intrigued by the booty and her mix of Latina / Asian. I hit her up wayyyyy back when I first started in the hobby last year, asked if she offered Greek she said no and I just never followed up. Now that greek isn't a deal breaker for me any more, I'll love to see this booty in person.

All that booty and no Greek. Damn! But yes, I definitely would still want to see that booty though!

**Deerom** · 03-08-18 19:25

Originally Posted by Hundred [View Original Post]

I saw her bitching on some forum that she was not getting as much business as she would like. She blamed it on backpage getting in some trouble and Russian hacking. She did not blame it on her being fat or that maybe Obama had not a single foreign policy success in his second term.

I hear that she is stuck up and fucked up mentally and does not treat guys well. While I have become what I foreswore and have fucked a MILF or two, I will not go for a MILF that mistreats me. I get that from millennials all day long.

I would not recommend. I have never seen her but she is fucked up.

She is pretty fat, but she gives an excellent BBBJ with ball licking and sucking. Honestly, one of the best BBBJ's I've had. I did not find that she mistreated me. She was actually quite pleasant. Just fat, and not that great looking, and a bit quirky.

**Member #5794** · 03-08-18 17:26

http://losangeles.backpage.com/Thera...sses/153576432

The main goddess is the brunette who does not show her face. She is the one with the ass picture. She used to be nice, now she is mean and fat and her mannish face makes me think she might even be a dud.

The other girl I have not seen, but it would be interesting to see her solo, but the brunette is such an awful experience, she may have taught her how to be awful.

**GimmeMoreHead** · 03-08-18 13:15

Originally Posted by MagnumTrain [View Original Post]

That ass drives me crazy though! Glad to see other replies say she's legit. Hate that she doesn't accept texts, only way I communicate! Let me know how it goes. Post her menu if you can. Love to know if she's into anal!

Another reputable monger told me she has a huge ass, very flexible, everything covered and a meh face.

**ChippyH35** · 03-08-18 12:02

Originally Posted by MagnumTrain [View Original Post]

That ass drives me crazy though! Glad to see other replies say she's legit. Hate that she doesn't accept texts, only way I communicate! Let me know how it goes. Post her menu if you can. Love to know if she's into anal!

Not much of a bbw guy but was intrigued by the booty and her mix of Latina / Asian. I hit her up wayyyyy back when I first started in the hobby last year, asked if she offered Greek she said no and I just never followed up. Now that greek isn't a deal breaker for me any more, I'll love to see this booty in person.

**MagnumTrain** · 03-07-18 22:22

Originally Posted by KillaDee [View Original Post]