BackPage Advertiser Reviews

[Euro2007]

Took one for the team and went to see this girl from Backpage. Not expecting much because she won't send pictures of her face. She is not a pro, didn't do a cop check and seemed very down to earth. Met in the lobby of a large chain hotel near hollywood and highland, she met me with her friend which made sure I wasn't a creep. Off to the room which was very clean and gave the donation. I'm not sure if the pictures in the ad are her but she has that body and those huge tits. Kissed on her body for a little and then proceeded to a CBJ. She let me have any position that I wanted, never rushed me (I hate being rushed). Guys this is the real deal. I'm thinking to stop over again for lunch before she leaves. I was told I can't tell the donation amount.

Looks 9.

Performance 10.

Repeatable Yes.

HXXp: la. backpage.com/ WomenSeekMen /310-779-4558/140517677.

[WholeThang448]

http://losangeles.backpage.com/Women...4022/159599542

Dreamed with this lovely chocolate beauty. Cool location in gardena. Basic 2 call system, got there and she is definitely the woman in the pics. She had on some tight jeans that fit just right around that big ol donkey. She's about 5'7 140 ish, no waist, b cup. After a little chitter chatter, and her dancing around we gots ta skripin.

I'd say her breasteses were youthful, stood on thier own, and her feet were nice. I didn't see any signs of baby damage, stretch marks, or drug use. That donkey got 3 Times bigger once undressed. Completely shaved and smelled great. So she ask how I want it and that's pretty much a no brainer. Started with a great CBJ, she is very serious about safety. Which is a good thing!

CBJ was great, lots of spit, the right bobbing and suction. She didn't seem like she was ever going to stop after about 5 minutes so I said I'm ready. The box was tight, wet, and very warm. Man that donkey is such a site to see from the back, Jiggle like jello. After about 10 minutes of digging I felt that familiar feeling coming so I filled the bag and kept going. I didn't want to stop but I did after a few more minutes.

Not once was she rude. She never rushed or mentioned time. She was very into it with the right words, moans, and movements. Fresh out the shower, byut coukdve used some lotion. She smelled nice the whole time also. I'd recommend her!

Performance 10.

Looks 8. 5 a.

Repeatable Yes.

[Member #5794]

http://losangeles.backpage.com/Women...7183/149146082

Is there a word for this condition?

[DunderMifflin]

I think Elle. First off, bring her a bottle of wine that is easy to open. If she asks why, do not tell her that hundred told you she is a fucken drunk and will probably get stoned during the massage and maybe let you into her holy of holies, just say, oh, I had some extra from the holidays (and no booze, she does not like booze).

With elle, you get a no holds barred massage. You get to finger the living shit out of her, I think you can suck on her tits, and she implies that she would do more. With me I asked her to suck my dick and she was like, I can't.

The problem is elle is kind of sloppy.

Angel is a pro, but she has rules. She will show you her pussy. She gets nude, but she is kind of a subjective hot, I think her body is great but her face is just something I like. She actually gives a great massage, is uptempo and is just a nice person. So few nice people giving handjobs anymore. But she is not enough rock and roll and she is not very hot.

Nadia is the hottest, but she has grown prissy. She has a fucken great pussy to look at, but the last time I saw her she kept her panties on.

I guess if I was to pick, go with elle if you need to check the oil, go with angel if you want a nice steady experience, and go with nadia if you want a true beauty and if she shows you her growler, call me.

Awesome breakdown. I'll be giving Elle a visit. Thank you sir.

[Member #5794]

It appears that providers never retire:

http://losangeles.backpage.com/Thera...fbsm/159147772

This one did some porno and there is a youtube video of her smoking the biggest blunt since that cheech and chong movie.

http://losangeles.backpage.com/Thera...lease/96862887

This one had reviews on the ***********z website.

She is pho sho 45. She does have a good body. She offers FS and is reliable. The problem is that she had (I think they are dead) wheezing dogs that stunk, and a pussy that stunk. She does give good head. She has a ratty bed.

http://losangeles.backpage.com/Thera...rings/64625655

At least none of the gals in the SGV asian cum depositories are not this old (LOL).

http://losangeles.backpage.com/Thera...sage/151869437

This one predates the invention of the boat.

http://losangeles.backpage.com/Thera...y-46/121039648

Clinically insane black woman who advertises as charlie as well. In santa monica at an apartment complex.

http://losangeles.backpage.com/Thera...doll/155934022

I think she is 43-53. Entire house smells like carpet cleaner.

http://losangeles.backpage.com/Thera...eart/153428642

Asian gilf who apparently will suck you until there is nothing left. Does not show face pics. I wonder why.

[ScConnoisseur3]

If this is the Kandee who is Latina, under 5', huge breasts, then I am puzzled.

I've seen her twice and had a great time each time.

Maybe some bad shit happened to her in the past 2 years.

First time I saw her was November 2016.

The second and last time was May 2017.

I chickened out on my 3rd appointment because I thought I saw cops at the hotel.

We often forget how dangerous this line of work is for these women.

I should have included YMMV because I've heard awesome things about her which is exactly why I looked her up. But searching through the forum now I see that it isn't anything uncommon for her to use this approach.

[Studdyk]

Tried to get in touch with Kandee whose been reviewed here plenty of times. Called her up Friday night but no one answered. Called her again later and she answers but told me I needed to send a picture for more details. It's late and I'm horny so I decide to send the pic (I never do that but). I call her again and again and she never picks up. I was in Pasadena and it would have been a perfect time to meet up. So I decided to hang out in Pasadena for a little bit hoping she'd pick up. After about 10 minutes and no answer I said fuck this and drove down to the track. I was there less than 15 minutes before I picked up a pretty, young dark skinned BSW with a friendly demeanor, talkative, and tight body. I don't think I'll ever hit up BackPage again.

If this is the Kandee who is Latina, under 5', huge breasts, then I am puzzled.

I've seen her twice and had a great time each time.

Maybe some bad shit happened to her in the past 2 years.

First time I saw her was November 2016.

The second and last time was May 2017.

I chickened out on my 3rd appointment because I thought I saw cops at the hotel.

We often forget how dangerous this line of work is for these women.

[ScConnoisseur3]

There is NEVER a good reason to send your picture to a prostitute.

A best case scenario is that a prostitute and her pimp know who to watch for.

A worst case scenario is that the cops and the the know who to look for.

I won't be repeating that mistake again. In the past BP has turned up a gem or two. But I've been favoring the track a lot more lately and I'm having a good time.

[ChrisPoontang]

Tried to get in touch with Kandee whose been reviewed here plenty of times. Called her up Friday night but no one answered. Called her again later and she answers but told me I needed to send a picture for more details. It's late and I'm horny so I decide to send the pic (I never do that but). I call her again and again and she never picks up. I was in Pasadena and it would have been a perfect time to meet up. So I decided to hang out in Pasadena for a little bit hoping she'd pick up. After about 10 minutes and no answer I said fuck this and drove down to the track. I was there less than 15 minutes before I picked up a pretty, young dark skinned BSW with a friendly demeanor, talkative, and tight body. I don't think I'll ever hit up BackPage again.

There is NEVER a good reason to send your picture to a prostitute.

A best case scenario is that a prostitute and her pimp know who to watch for.

A worst case scenario is that the cops and the the know who to look for.

[Marlowe]

Tried to get in touch with Kandee whose been reviewed here plenty of times. Called her up Friday night but no one answered. Called her again later and she answers but told me I needed to send a picture for more details. It's late and I'm horny so I decide to send the pic (I never do that but). I call her again and again and she never picks up. I was in Pasadena and it would have been a perfect time to meet up. So I decided to hang out in Pasadena for a little bit hoping she'd pick up. After about 10 minutes and no answer I said fuck this and drove down to the track. I was there less than 15 minutes before I picked up a pretty, young dark skinned BSW with a friendly demeanor, talkative, and tight body. I don't think I'll ever hit up BackPage again.

BP has always been a waste of time and effort in my experiences. Lots of upselling, fake pics, and ripoffs. The street may be more dangerous but at least you can see what you are getting.

[ScConnoisseur3]

Tried to get in touch with Kandee whose been reviewed here plenty of times. Called her up Friday night but no one answered. Called her again later and she answers but told me I needed to send a picture for more details. It's late and I'm horny so I decide to send the pic (I never do that but). I call her again and again and she never picks up. I was in Pasadena and it would have been a perfect time to meet up. So I decided to hang out in Pasadena for a little bit hoping she'd pick up. After about 10 minutes and no answer I said fuck this and drove down to the track. I was there less than 15 minutes before I picked up a pretty, young dark skinned BSW with a friendly demeanor, talkative, and tight body. I don't think I'll ever hit up BackPage again.

[Member #5794]

So, which of those 3 would you recommend the most? Nadia, Elle or Angel?

I think Elle. First off, bring her a bottle of wine that is easy to open. If she asks why, do not tell her that hundred told you she is a fucken drunk and will probably get stoned during the massage and maybe let you into her holy of holies, just say, oh, I had some extra from the holidays (and no booze, she does not like booze).

With elle, you get a no holds barred massage. You get to finger the living shit out of her, I think you can suck on her tits, and she implies that she would do more. With me I asked her to suck my dick and she was like, I can't.

The problem is elle is kind of sloppy.

Angel is a pro, but she has rules. She will show you her pussy. She gets nude, but she is kind of a subjective hot, I think her body is great but her face is just something I like. She actually gives a great massage, is uptempo and is just a nice person. So few nice people giving handjobs anymore. But she is not enough rock and roll and she is not very hot.

Nadia is the hottest, but she has grown prissy. She has a fucken great pussy to look at, but the last time I saw her she kept her panties on.

I guess if I was to pick, go with elle if you need to check the oil, go with angel if you want a nice steady experience, and go with nadia if you want a true beauty and if she shows you her growler, call me.

[DunderMifflin]

So, which of those 3 would you recommend the most? Nadia, Elle or Angel?

So there is a new dikdakini at temple of bliss - https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/ivy-melodiat.

I did as much due diligence on her but did not find anything. I was going to ask on here for information on westside handjobs, but I figured I would make more use of my time so I made some jello and tried nailing it to a tree.

I call the Marina temple and after giving my code name, my first name and solving the means in which quantum entanglement can be reconciled with relativity, I made an appointment.

I get in and she is actually in a way better than her pics. She is perfectly skinny. Not really as red head as the pics, much more of a brunette. She had like a dress on and let me in the front room.

She showed me where to put the donation, and instructed me to shower. I showered, peed a good stream therein, and dried up. She was still in her bra and panties. She had me go face down and I start making some really fun small talk and she right away said that I should shut the fuck up and concentrate on the moment. She had me deep breathe and it kind of went sough like the fucken steelers from there. She actually did a massage on me, and did not get in the same zip code of my ass hole or my dikdalini..

[DunderMifflin]

I was curious about this ad I saw on BP this morning. It looked like the Russian massage agency that had a place next to the cv kgirls of west LA that I used to go. Most of the time the girls were 10's, I texted and they said $160 hhr massage, that's a bit steep since MP is half of that but I decided to check it out. It wasnt the girl in the picture but the girl that's there was hotter, I didn't ask for her name but she was Ukrainian and looks like anna kournikova. She is really nice and rubs her body on you, I asked for some p2 p but she said no. I was able to suck on her nipples, she finished the body rub with a HJ. Overall Amazing body and looks are a 10, service is average with HJ ending. Price is a bit high for no FS but she's hott!

http://losangeles.backpage.com/Thera...-_-l/158721697

Good to know. I've been eyeballing her for a while now.

[Member #5794]

As you know, I have great respect for the temple of bliss. The ability of you fookers in the SGV to dump cum in some age 38-49 asian for under 150 and have it bareback is insignificant to getting a 220 dollar handjob with a moistie who has a pussy that looks like an orchid has an ass that smells like eucalyptus and is actually under age 40 all the while enjoying clean towels and a shower that does not look like something out of abu grhaib.

So I like templeofbliss.com and yes, it is only a much glorified handie.

But there is a new gal there who is actually a former freelancer.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/valentina-summer/

I had a handie with her years ago in venice. Let me count the problems.

First, she actually has you meditate and close your eyes.

Second, she gets super pissed if you do not cum quickly.

Third, she has a rather horrible pooch.

Fourth, there is no affection at all.

Fifth, her breath smells like the underside of guy fieri after a bean burrito at a drivers dine in and dives in Tijuana.

Sixth, she is clinically insane.

So, I do not recommend.