Strip Club Reports

[HunterMH]

Yeah, they exist. Quite a few of them in fact. Here's a list.

https://www.littlesaigonnow.com/cate...-coffee-shops/

Supposedly Cafe Lu is most well known, but some of the mongers in the OC sub-forum say that you won't get any attention there if you're not a regular. Starz is indeed on Euclid.

The girl quoted me at $50 per song. I went for two songs, and I'm embarrassed I even paid that much. Liked the girl though, so I went for it in the moment.

[BluesBalls]

I know this is OC stuff, but I wanted to share this here because they basically are strip clubs, and I didn't even know these things existed until a couple weeks ago. They're cafes that serve tea, coffee and smoothies, but the waitresses are girls in bikinis / lingerie. I was driving from LA to SD, and decided to make a stop in OC to visit these coffee shops. I was mostly curious and compelled by the novelty of the idea. One of the things I was wondering was whether the girls just stay in their bikinis / lingerie, get topless only, or actually get nude. The fantasy of girls just walking around and serving drinks with no bottoms on was very appealing to me, and I was very pleased that this ended up being the case. Visited them between roughly 4-6 pm and spent about 30-45 minutes at each place.

Starz. The first one that I visited, and ultimately my favorite of the three. Had a variety of girls, including white, black, and latina. The only shop of the three to have any black girls. Don't actually remember if there were asian girls. Multiple girls made full nude rounds and I loved it. A black girl gave me a nude dance just out in the open. A latina girl who called herself "Santana" sat down next to me and flirted with me in a way that was playful, silly, and sexually suggestive. If I were still in my 20's, it would have driven me crazy. Since I'm still only in my 30's, I thought it was a little silly, but I was still into it. She worked harder, was more interesting, and made more of an effort than any other girl that night between all three of the shops that I visited. Ended up buying a private dance from her, but we had to wait because apparently there was only one "booth," and it was in use at the time. When that "booth," was finally free, I found out that it was actually just a chair at the end of a hallway, with a curtain for privacy. Got a nude lap dance from her, which I appreciate, because nude lap dances are actually pretty rare in San Diego (literally never got one at multiple strip clubs). More of that playful, sexually suggestive flirting, and lots of simulating fucking / dry humping. Spent a little more than I wanted considering no extras, but I still enjoyed it. Absolutely would have fucked her if circumstances actually allowed it.

168 - My least favorite of the three. A white girl who I found extremely physically attractive sat down next to me immediately after I sat down, and then proceeded to not talk. I had to work a bit just to get some conversation going. Eventually, I told her I had to go to that bathroom, just because I actually really had to go, and she never came back for the rest of the time that I was there. Only two or three girls made nude rounds while I was there. In general, the shop seemed less lively than the others. Most of the girls seemed to be sitting with men who I assumed were regulars. Two other girls sat down next to me, but only very briefly, like literally 3 minutes. Was never offered a dance, never heard any mention of dances being available, and didn't see anyone else receiving a dance.

DD. This one felt most like a strip club because of the decor, those red chairs basically. Enjoyed the nude rounds that the girls made. Two girls sat down next to me and chatted with me briefly. Friendly, but not really flirty. One of them mentioned that dances are available, but didn't actually make an offer. I didn't get one.

DD feeling most like a strip club ultimately made me realize that these basically are strip clubs, but with a couple differences. No real stage shows, and girls seem to give less attention on average, in part because sometimes they actually get busy with waitressing duties. Luckily, I found the girls attractive at all three shops, though some more than others, of course. A fun enough night, but I'm not sure if I will be visiting again now that the novelty is gone.

Nice! I was wondering if these existed anymore. Is Starz the one on Euclid? May have to do a trip north. LOL What's the damage for a dance? Good post!

[HunterMH]

I know this is OC stuff, but I wanted to share this here because they basically are strip clubs, and I didn't even know these things existed until a couple weeks ago. They're cafes that serve tea, coffee and smoothies, but the waitresses are girls in bikinis / lingerie. I was driving from LA to SD, and decided to make a stop in OC to visit these coffee shops. I was mostly curious and compelled by the novelty of the idea. One of the things I was wondering was whether the girls just stay in their bikinis / lingerie, get topless only, or actually get nude. The fantasy of girls just walking around and serving drinks with no bottoms on was very appealing to me, and I was very pleased that this ended up being the case. Visited them between roughly 4-6 pm and spent about 30-45 minutes at each place.

Starz. The first one that I visited, and ultimately my favorite of the three. Had a variety of girls, including white, black, and latina. The only shop of the three to have any black girls. Don't actually remember if there were asian girls. Multiple girls made full nude rounds and I loved it. A black girl gave me a nude dance just out in the open. A latina girl who called herself "Santana" sat down next to me and flirted with me in a way that was playful, silly, and sexually suggestive. If I were still in my 20's, it would have driven me crazy. Since I'm still only in my 30's, I thought it was a little silly, but I was still into it. She worked harder, was more interesting, and made more of an effort than any other girl that night between all three of the shops that I visited. Ended up buying a private dance from her, but we had to wait because apparently there was only one "booth," and it was in use at the time. When that "booth," was finally free, I found out that it was actually just a chair at the end of a hallway, with a curtain for privacy. Got a nude lap dance from her, which I appreciate, because nude lap dances are actually pretty rare in San Diego (literally never got one at multiple strip clubs). More of that playful, sexually suggestive flirting, and lots of simulating fucking / dry humping. Spent a little more than I wanted considering no extras, but I still enjoyed it. Absolutely would have fucked her if circumstances actually allowed it.

168 - My least favorite of the three. A white girl who I found extremely physically attractive sat down next to me immediately after I sat down, and then proceeded to not talk. I had to work a bit just to get some conversation going. Eventually, I told her I had to go to that bathroom, just because I actually really had to go, and she never came back for the rest of the time that I was there. Only two or three girls made nude rounds while I was there. In general, the shop seemed less lively than the others. Most of the girls seemed to be sitting with men who I assumed were regulars. Two other girls sat down next to me, but only very briefly, like literally 3 minutes. Was never offered a dance, never heard any mention of dances being available, and didn't see anyone else receiving a dance.

DD. This one felt most like a strip club because of the decor, those red chairs basically. Enjoyed the nude rounds that the girls made. Two girls sat down next to me and chatted with me briefly. Friendly, but not really flirty. One of them mentioned that dances are available, but didn't actually make an offer. I didn't get one.

DD feeling most like a strip club ultimately made me realize that these basically are strip clubs, but with a couple differences. No real stage shows, and girls seem to give less attention on average, in part because sometimes they actually get busy with waitressing duties. Luckily, I found the girls attractive at all three shops, though some more than others, of course. A fun enough night, but I'm not sure if I will be visiting again now that the novelty is gone.

[FreeWally]

The officer just shook his head and asked me very simple questions like my name, address, place of employment, etc. And proceeded to let me through since I answered everything correctly.

Note that these are all details you fill in when you apply for a passport, so that's why they have it. As long as they can ID you beyond doubt, including matching the photo, that's all they need. They don't want some lookalike to cross using your name alone.

A corollary to this is if you never had had a passport, you can't do this. It is a serious offense to give the wrong info knowingly. If you do it accidentally, it'll piss them off.

[KoolKeith323]

Will you have your passport? If so, take the nearest trolley and head towards Tijuana and read up on the Tijuana thread here. SD strip clubs are not great IMO.

TJ is the place to be. I missed the Body Shop. Way back in the day was fun and got extras inside the club, and afterwards if a lady had an incall nearby.

[Reds101]

Later in the week I'll be staying near the airport without a car. Uber will be my only option.

I see 3 clubs near the airport. Les Girls, Pacers, & Deja Vu.

Which of of the clubs would you pick for mileage and potential for extras?

Thanks in advance!

Will you have your passport? If so, take the nearest trolley and head towards Tijuana and read up on the Tijuana thread here. SD strip clubs are not great IMO.

[Baja 910]

Later in the week I'll be staying near the airport without a car. Uber will be my only option.

I see 3 clubs near the airport. Les Girls, Pacers, & Deja Vu.

Which of of the clubs would you pick for mileage and potential for extras?

Thanks in advance!

[Taco007]

One time at the beginning of covid I accidentally crossed into Mexico without my passport because I forgot it in my car and I thought I had it on me. I still went on to go to HK and quickly sorted out what I went down there for in case I got held back a long time trying to get back over on this side with literally no other form of identification. When I cross on foot I don't even take my drivers license, passport only. I returned via PedWest and as soon as I walked up to the officer that checks credentials I said "Sorry officer I screwed up big time. I thought I had my passport on me but I forgot it in my car. I can answer any question you can throw at me if it's of any help and I understand if you got to do whatever you got to do. ".

The officer just shook his head and asked me very simple questions like my name, address, place of employment, etc. And proceeded to let me through since I answered everything correctly.

CBP are trained to observe body language and voice patterns. If you walk up with confidence like you've done that before you're more likely to be waive through without your docs. When I get asked if I have anything to declare I always tell " yes, the Raiders suck. " that's gets me a laugh and their guard comes down a little with me. If you're nervous as fuck or it looks like to them you're hiding something then that's when the problems begin. Just be honest like this guy was and you should have no problems. Also your command of the English language will also come along way.

[Nothing24]

One time at the beginning of covid I accidentally crossed into Mexico without my passport because I forgot it in my car and I thought I had it on me. I still went on to go to HK and quickly sorted out what I went down there for in case I got held back a long time trying to get back over on this side with literally no other form of identification. When I cross on foot I don't even take my drivers license, passport only. I returned via PedWest and as soon as I walked up to the officer that checks credentials I said "Sorry officer I screwed up big time. I thought I had my passport on me but I forgot it in my car. I can answer any question you can throw at me if it's of any help and I understand if you got to do whatever you got to do. ".

The officer just shook his head and asked me very simple questions like my name, address, place of employment, etc. And proceeded to let me through since I answered everything correctly.

[FreeWally]

I screwed up. Headed to San Diego for biz trip and my passport is expIred. So can't go to TJ. What are my best options in San Diego and surrounding areas? Thanks in advance!

I've dealt with immigration many times for many people. In a case like this, I have been told by immigration that an expired passport is still 100% more useful than a driver's license. They can use your expired passport to look you up in their computer and see that you are a US citizen (once they confirm this, you have the legal right to enter). With a driver's license, they are playing games of comparing your license record (photo, date of birth, name, etc.) and making a guess if you are or are not this other person they have on their computer. They took us into a room for 30 minutes to do that (it was not my passport but someone I was responsible for). If I had the expired passport, it would have been a minute, tops.

I'm speaking from first hand experience.

[FreeWally]

So for re-entry back into the states I only need a drivers license and possibly a birth certificate?

Do NOT use a driver's license if you have a choice. First hand, immigration official stated outright to bring a passport. A driver's license proves identity, NOT citizenship or right to enter. What they will do with your driver's license is look up your citizenship, which is an extra step. It means they have to question you to verify you are who you are. If your driver's license name does NOT match your citizenship name (which is the case for a LOT of people), then they are going to sigh and have to ask you even more questions. You are being treated the same as someone who lost their passport where they use the birthdate on your driver's license to match it to your citizenship etc.

If you have a valid passport, it usually takes seconds. They don't ask questions unless they feel like it, because as long as it's obvious you are who you are and you are a citizen, you have the right to enter.

[Baja 910]

You can still go but you may be hassled a little bit going in which might result on a $20 payoff in the side room. If you look Mexican and act natural you may be able to pass through just fine. Show I'd / driver's license and / or birth certificate when reentering.

So for re-entry back into the states I only need a drivers license and possibly a birth certificate?

[Matar090]

I screwed up. Headed to San Diego for biz trip and my passport is expIred. So can't go to TJ. What are my best options in San Diego and surrounding areas? Thanks in advance!

You can still go but you may be hassled a little bit going in which might result on a $20 payoff in the side room. If you look Mexican and act natural you may be able to pass through just fine. Show I'd / driver's license and / or birth certificate when reentering.

[ImNotWeird]

I screwed up. Headed to San Diego for biz trip and my passport is expIred. So can't go to TJ. What are my best options in San Diego and surrounding areas? Thanks in advance!

Cross with just a DL, I do it all the time.

[Baja 910]

I screwed up. Headed to San Diego for biz trip and my passport is expIred. So can't go to TJ. What are my best options in San Diego and surrounding areas? Thanks in advance!