Great Service. Messy Place

[PJuice]

The worst I ever encountered, and it's not even close, was a visit to Kloee (https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/kloee198...n-diego-989663). I'll at least give her credit for warning me before I arrived that her place was a mess and making sure I still wanted to see her. When I got to her address it was a nice house in OB and I figured how bad could it be. She openend the door and my 1st surprise was, how can I put this delicately, how unattractive she was. Maybe a 2 facially if I'm being generous. I'm here, I'm horny, the house doesn't look too bad, screw it. We went upstairs to her room and there was literally not 1 square inch of carpet that was visible. Trash everywhere. The bed itself was covered in trash. I helped her clean the bed off and put a new sheet on so we could actually get down to business. Started with a lackluster CBJ, she wasn't into DATY (probably a good thing) and wanted me to fuck her doggy style. She actually has a decent ass and was a good fuck. She used a vibrator on herself while I fucked her and I came pretty quickly. After the deed I was sitting on the edge of the bed trying to find a place to put my feet and she threw me a bag to put my used condom in. That was a first. I asked her about a shower but she said the bathroom had been flooded and wasn't available. I couldn't get out of there quick enough. Needless to say, I won't be repeating.

P.S. Selma's place is usually a mess too but at least she does BBBJ and CIP.

Man SB, I guess I've been somewhat lucky as never had to clear a bed of trash and change the sheets before the games begin. I remember reading an ACE McNasty thread where he says he always wears socks cause the floors are always dirty. I've started that one with the messy places. I guess it's worse with mediocre and not so good looking. I'll plow through it, if the service is stellar and she is at least cute-hot, but someone who is not that attractive—it's like the mess makes them even uglier.

I've always wondered what was on Kloee's ass or hips in her them pic's. Maybe it's another nasty, dirty monger with dirty ass hands leaving the marks.

Have not seen Selma. Is She BBW? Looks? I may have to go just to experience the mess.

PJ.

[SheriffBart]

The worst I ever encountered, and it's not even close, was a visit to Kloee (https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/kloee198...n-diego-989663). I'll at least give her credit for warning me before I arrived that her place was a mess and making sure I still wanted to see her. When I got to her address it was a nice house in OB and I figured how bad could it be. She openend the door and my 1st surprise was, how can I put this delicately, how unattractive she was. Maybe a 2 facially if I'm being generous. I'm here, I'm horny, the house doesn't look too bad, screw it. We went upstairs to her room and there was literally not 1 square inch of carpet that was visible. Trash everywhere. The bed itself was covered in trash. I helped her clean the bed off and put a new sheet on so we could actually get down to business. Started with a lackluster CBJ, she wasn't into DATY (probably a good thing) and wanted me to fuck her doggy style. She actually has a decent ass and was a good fuck. She used a vibrator on herself while I fucked her and I came pretty quickly. After the deed I was sitting on the edge of the bed trying to find a place to put my feet and she threw me a bag to put my used condom in. That was a first. I asked her about a shower but she said the bathroom had been flooded and wasn't available. I couldn't get out of there quick enough. Needless to say, I won't be repeating.

P.S. Selma's place is usually a mess too but at least she does BBBJ and CIP.

[PJuice]

Got the Idea from the Escort Thread about Kassandra and her tits, but she had a messy place. It's crazy when you show up, they let you in and your not staring at them or their tits, your staring at the mess. Your want to leave, but they are so hot or give amazing service and value, you and your dick tough it out. So, who else is awesome, hot or gives great service, but their place / room is out of control.

Maybe if they read our thread they will clean up their place, but then again.. Maybe not. To each their own.

I'll add another one-.

Mason Dixon.

Man great service, amazing BBBJ-DT for her rates, cute southern chick, but her place us a mess. As soon as you walk in, I was confused on where I was going to bang her. I guess on a pile of whatever. Then went to the bathroom and was wondering how they could get clean in the shower, when the shower was all dirty. The other bedroom was like a Cat5 Hurricane went through it. After I came on her face she took me to the kitchen to clean up- again dishes, cups, trash everywhere. I'm standing naked in the middle of it with her and my load all over her forehead, cheeks, nose and chin. She hand me a towel, and says it's clean to wipe up. I got the towel wet and faked the clean up- and bolted. Luckily I keep wipes in the car, a little awkward as was wiping myself down outside in the street in LaMesa looking like I was changing out of a wetsuit after surfing.

Anyway, can't beat her service and value- and she's nice, doesn't watch the clock and lets me cum on her face without an up charge. Man the things we do or tolerate for poon.

Yes I will be back to see her despite the mess. It's sort of funny having sex and navigating through positions with a mess all around you.

PJ.