Strip Club Reports

[HunterMH]

I know San Diego strip clubs are kind of looked down on for their lame rules and low mileage, but I had the itch to go this night. It even surprises me when I get this itch, knowing that I can get FS elsewhere for the roughly the same cost. Here's the thing though: I'm not really into mid-30's Chinese women. I partake occasionally, because that's often what's available, but they're not my favorite. I like Latinas a little better, but they're not my favorite either. Strip clubs often have what I like: white girls in their 20's, including super fit 5'10" blondes with model looks. Aside from looks, there have also been several times that I've been unsatisfied with AMP visits or independent massage provider sessions.

Went to Cheetah's first tonight. Several girls there who I would rate 10/10, and I have pretty high standards for attractiveness. (You literally couldn't pay me to touch some of the ListCrawler girls that people post about in the Escort forum here.) Seeing a super fit 5'10" blonde with model looks winking her asshole at me live on stage is happiness. However, the girls who would come up to me and offer private dances were usually more like 7/10. Over the course of an hour, I was approached by approximately 10 girls and offered a dance. They usually just opened with, "Hey honey, want a dance?" without any other build up. Kind of annoying to be honest. I usually just told them, "I actually really want to watch this stage show," and it was usually true.

Went to Goldfinger's after that. Whenever I go there, I regret it initially. The place isn't as lively as Cheetah's, and the girls on average aren't as good looking either. I'd say the range is 7 to 10 at Cheetah's, and 5 to 8 at Goldfinger's. Totally different vibe from Cheetah's as well. Four girls approached me, spent about 10-15 minutes talking to me, and three of them didn't even offer me a dance. Ended up getting a dance from the last one, a slim white brunette in her 20's. It was very sensual. She was running her hands over my chest and I felt compelled to look into her eyes. I got hard and she was grinding over my dick (over my pants of course), and for a while I actually wondered if I was going to pop inside my pants (I didn't though).

Hate to sound like a shill, but I literally enjoyed this lingerie (not even topless) lap dance more than most AMP visits and independent massage sessions I've had. I don't know. Maybe I just haven't found the right providers.

[Habeed]

I've been one of those that have been going to Cheetahs as of recently. They definitely have some hot girls dancing there. Exchanged phone numbers with several girls and went out with one dancer and talked to a couple regularly. The VIP room is $100 for 5 dances / songs; roughly 15 minutes. The icebox is $400 for 30 minutes. Some girls have offered to do it for $300. Handjobs can get messy so the girls won't finish it but several will reach in my pants and play with Junior with my zipper down. Sorry I will not mention their names so they don't get in trouble. Girls are wearing see through tops now so it's like getting a topless lap dance. Some will lower the top / bra during the dances. Cheetahs can be expensive but if you just stick with the stage dances then it's not too bad.

Going to TJ is definitely better if you are looking at the total cost and rewards but for me I prefer the convenience of having cheetahs in my backyard. No worries about parking, crossing the border, etc.

For me the best value is seeing my favorite independent FBSM providers. $160-$200 per hour with a nude, sexy lady, rubbing herself all over me, getting nude lap / pole dances, and sometimes VIP service without the extra cost.

In your experience are the hottest girls, mid girls, or low end thick girls most likely to offer extras? At wilder clubs in other cities and foreign countries I found the low end girls are not worth it, and sometimes the hottest girl in the club that night is the one that you eventually get bbfscip from. While the low end ones rip you off. It's bizarre and an inversion of economics.

[RChangDatyKing]

This forum is pretty dead. I can confirm it's not impossible to find a bit more at a club, at pure platinum a chubby AA stripper grabbed my cock through my pants and told me to take her home. I declined because I didn't find her attractive, but it's possible. Haven't heard of so much of a handjob at Cheetahs VIP in recent years though. I think it's $600 and you normally leave with blue balls?

To be fair I just haven't tried much, it's 15-20 minutes down to the border from where Cheetahs is, and the clubs there you will absolutely get cfs minimum. Sometimes more. And it's about $100-$120 for the girl, $20-40 for the room, $20 taxi each way, $20 parking depending on the night. $180 and you get something for sure, while it's $100 last I checked for some lame lap dances on camera in the back at Cheetahs.

I've been one of those that have been going to Cheetahs as of recently. They definitely have some hot girls dancing there. Exchanged phone numbers with several girls and went out with one dancer and talked to a couple regularly. The VIP room is $100 for 5 dances / songs; roughly 15 minutes. The icebox is $400 for 30 minutes. Some girls have offered to do it for $300. Handjobs can get messy so the girls won't finish it but several will reach in my pants and play with Junior with my zipper down. Sorry I will not mention their names so they don't get in trouble. Girls are wearing see through tops now so it's like getting a topless lap dance. Some will lower the top / bra during the dances. Cheetahs can be expensive but if you just stick with the stage dances then it's not too bad.

Going to TJ is definitely better if you are looking at the total cost and rewards but for me I prefer the convenience of having cheetahs in my backyard. No worries about parking, crossing the border, etc.

For me the best value is seeing my favorite independent FBSM providers. $160-$200 per hour with a nude, sexy lady, rubbing herself all over me, getting nude lap / pole dances, and sometimes VIP service without the extra cost.

[Habeed]

Why just get teased for $200 at a strip club when you can get teased and laid for that at a spa?

Or cross the border and get all you want from a little hottie for $100.

This forum is pretty dead. I can confirm it's not impossible to find a bit more at a club, at pure platinum a chubby AA stripper grabbed my cock through my pants and told me to take her home. I declined because I didn't find her attractive, but it's possible. Haven't heard of so much of a handjob at Cheetahs VIP in recent years though. I think it's $600 and you normally leave with blue balls?

To be fair I just haven't tried much, it's 15-20 minutes down to the border from where Cheetahs is, and the clubs there you will absolutely get cfs minimum. Sometimes more. And it's about $100-$120 for the girl, $20-40 for the room, $20 taxi each way, $20 parking depending on the night. $180 and you get something for sure, while it's $100 last I checked for some lame lap dances on camera in the back at Cheetahs.

[SDMonger69]

Don't rely *too much.

I had to fix this.

It's not good to let a misspelled word or wrongly chosen word to go uncorrected. The type "A" personality guy's heads will explode when they see a misspelled or incorrect word and there could be collateral damage.

Don't rely to much on spell check and never give full trust to auto correct.

Be sure to proof read carefully before hitting send.

Drinking and writing is not a good idea unless you follow the above suggestions.

You may as well laugh at your own errors, because you know someone else is.

[Nick4]

That's years of declining service and uppity bouncers coming to roost.

Exactly. With so many other opportunities to spend money on expensive drinks elsewhere -- or on alternative services -- this was bound to happen.

[UCBaja2]

On patrol.

I had to fix this.

It's not good to let a misspelled word or wrongly chosen word to go uncorrected. The type "A" personality guy's heads will explode when they see a misspelled or incorrect word and there could be collateral damage.

Don't rely to much on spell check and never give full trust to auto correct.

Be sure to proof read carefully before hitting send.

Drinking and writing is not a good idea unless you follow the above suggestions.

You may as well laugh at your own errors, because you know someone else is.

[MaximusKahn]

Not to mention, the booming AMP and Escort Businesses and the wonderful world of male adult fantasy fulfillment land of the Hong Kong and neighborhood right across the boarder where you get a whole lot more for a whole lot less.

I had to fix this.

It's not good to let a misspelled word or wrongly chosen word to go uncorrected. The type "A" personality guy's heads will explode when they see a misspelled or incorrect word and there could be collateral damage.

Don't rely to much on spell check and never give full trust to auto correct.

Be sure to proof read carefully before hitting send.

Drinking and writing is not a good idea unless you follow the above suggestions.

You may as well laugh at your own errors, because you know someone else is.

[Rey KittyHawk]

Why just get teased for $200 at a strip club when you can get teased and laid for that at a spa?

Or cross the border and get all you want from a little hottie for $100.

Not to mention, the booming AMP and Escort Businesses and the wonderful world of male adult fantasy fulfillment land of the Hong Kong and neighborhood right across the boarder where you get a whole lot more for a whole lot less.

[MaximusKahn]

That's years of declining service and uppity bouncers coming to roost.

Not to mention, the booming AMP and Escort Businesses and the wonderful world of male adult fantasy fulfillment land of the Hong Kong and neighborhood right across the boarder where you get a whole lot more for a whole lot less.

[SereniteeNow]

Little Darlings Lemon Grove is now Permanently Closed.

Staff & Employees were notified of their unemployment status via Text Message from Deja Vu Corporate.

That's years of declining service and uppity bouncers coming to roost.

[Jaguar300ZX]

Little Darlings Lemon Grove is now Permanently Closed.

Staff & Employees were notified of their unemployment status via Text Message from Deja Vu Corporate.

[BearD]

What is available at these coffee houses? I've seen chat in the OC forums but never quite understood of what was being offered. Can anyone enlighten me?

Not a whole lot, but it's also fairly inexpensive considering the cost of the hobby in general.

The girls are in bikinis / lingerie. Sometimes they'll do topless, botomless, or nude shows. Not a strip show, they may just have some article of clothing off while they make rounds to chat / refill drinks. It's viet coffee / tea, so drinks are not expensive. You tip when they come by to your table. No services are available at the coffee shop (unless things have changed in the last few years). You might try to ask about meet ups with the girls, but most have boyfriends and are not interested.

[Sir Bishop]

Yeah, they exist. Quite a few of them in fact. Here's a list.

https://www.littlesaigonnow.com/cate...-coffee-shops/

Supposedly Cafe Lu is most well known, but some of the mongers in the OC sub-forum say that you won't get any attention there if you're not a regular. Starz is indeed on Euclid.

The girl quoted me at $50 per song. I went for two songs, and I'm embarrassed I even paid that much. Liked the girl though, so I went for it in the moment.

What is available at these coffee houses? I've seen chat in the OC forums but never quite understood of what was being offered. Can anyone enlighten me?

[RChangDatyKing]

I was speaking with a buddy from the site about Cheetahs and decided to make a visit. It was overall a very fun time. I just sat at the stage and watch the ladies do their thing. I watched about 7-8 girls go on stage and 3-4 were definitely hotties. With my VIP membership card my entrance fee was only $10 and that got me 2 drinks. Spent just under $50 total for about an hour of entertainment. I just sat at the stage so it didn't do too much damage to the wallet. I would definitely go again.