Massage Parlor Reports

[DarkSideOfMe]

Been to Panda and did enjoy JuJu. I expect more than I got the first time, but I didn't have to may much other than door fee. I'm curious about the DIY like campus and Angels. What is Elite? I've never heard of and having trouble finding. Is it American like Elite and the DIYs?

Don't waste your money! American money pit! DIY, maybe nude, no touch! $80, house, tip up, for little to nothing! Go down Carson to Red Sun better value, Lilly!

[RedMan96]

Honestly if you're looking for someone younger that provides extras you're going to be pretty hard pressed. I know of three places. Elite and Big Panda in the South Side, and Shadyside Holistic. Elite is a little pricier than Campus, but the girl being nude is part of the entry fee, and most of the time you can get a hand. Juju at Big Panda is super cute and gets into things once she knows you. Fiona in Shadyside is also an Asian girl in her 20's, arguably a little cuter than Juju, but will sit with her back to you while she's helping you out. So really my best advice is to lower your expectations. The best BBBJ I know of in the Pittsburgh AMP scene is a straight up granny, like not granny-ish, a certified granny.

Been to Panda and did enjoy JuJu. I expect more than I got the first time, but I didn't have to may much other than door fee. I'm curious about the DIY like campus and Angels. What is Elite? I've never heard of and having trouble finding. Is it American like Elite and the DIYs?

[DarkSideOfMe]

Looks like One Spa is closed. Called the number and get a Spanish recording to leave a message. I am traveling to Pittsburgh this weekend. I am going to stop by and see if there are any signs on the door.

One spa, was busted a few weeks ago! (not once but twice in a few weeks).

Don't waste you time stopping, or leaving a message. If one reads, follows the board, one would know.

If still open, you go, chances you will get a call from our Uncle on your massage!

HELP.

Red Sun, Bamboo, Dragon, Penn Ave, Phox. , Panda, Salt Spring road, of course Sky, Kyoto. That should drain your pockets, balls!

Anything is possible if you can play the Game!

Hit, miss, all Mature providers.

[MyPanda]

Looks like One Spa is closed. Called the number and get a Spanish recording to leave a message. I am traveling to Pittsburgh this weekend. I am going to stop by and see if there are any signs on the door.

[Anmar85]

Just checked the ol red door on Liberty. You can skip it. Very grannyish very mechanical.

[DarkSideOfMe]

Any reports you would like to share.

Now go try them, report back Bro.

Any shop after that is going to be a surprise to us if you get FS!

[SsnakeInc]

Going to be going to sky, kyoto, and wherever else I can go. Going to be going everyday one or two places a day for the next week. Let me know who you suggest to get at each parlor, if the parlor isn't up here, tell me which one and who to get for the best FS. Thanks yall.

Any reports you would like to share.

[MyPanda]

Why is there all this talk about Louisville, Kentucky. Who cares. I want to hear about Pittsburgh.

[Anmar85]

Okay so on the heels of Anmars suggestion I checked out new mainstream massage.

Pretty grannyish lady probably late 40's not a looker. Was wearing a skirt and a corset top when I went in LOL. Prices are reasonable ish. 4 and. 4 for another handshake tip.

Honestly, I had checked out some of the girls at campus relax earlier, just because I wanted to see what they looked like. They're a hot bunch a pretty good turn on. Going from that to this lady, who is about average massage parlor mom imo was a tough challenge. I would be lying if I said I could complete. I just wasn't feeling it, although tbh that was for many reasons.

Honestly a pretty decent experience and well priced handshake. I also started the session on my back so I didn't get to experience the massage (that was a mistake I should've given the massage a chance). Sorry for the shitty report I was in a mood when I went LOL, didn't avail myself of the situation properly.

Anyways, I'll give campus a try next just for shits, and then circle finally to massage therapy!

Will report back, but tldr: new mainstream is certainly "a spot" not much more haha!

Honestly if you're looking for someone younger that provides extras you're going to be pretty hard pressed. I know of three places. Elite and Big Panda in the South Side, and Shadyside Holistic. Elite is a little pricier than Campus, but the girl being nude is part of the entry fee, and most of the time you can get a hand. Juju at Big Panda is super cute and gets into things once she knows you. Fiona in Shadyside is also an Asian girl in her 20's, arguably a little cuter than Juju, but will sit with her back to you while she's helping you out. So really my best advice is to lower your expectations. The best BBBJ I know of in the Pittsburgh AMP scene is a straight up granny, like not granny-ish, a certified granny.

[Zornpp]

Okay so on the heels of Anmars suggestion I checked out new mainstream massage.

Pretty grannyish lady probably late 40's not a looker. Was wearing a skirt and a corset top when I went in LOL. Prices are reasonable ish. 4 and. 4 for another handshake tip.

Honestly, I had checked out some of the girls at campus relax earlier, just because I wanted to see what they looked like. They're a hot bunch a pretty good turn on. Going from that to this lady, who is about average massage parlor mom imo was a tough challenge. I would be lying if I said I could complete. I just wasn't feeling it, although tbh that was for many reasons.

Honestly a pretty decent experience and well priced handshake. I also started the session on my back so I didn't get to experience the massage (that was a mistake I should've given the massage a chance). Sorry for the shitty report I was in a mood when I went LOL, didn't avail myself of the situation properly.

Anyways, I'll give campus a try next just for shits, and then circle finally to massage therapy!

Will report back, but tldr: new mainstream is certainly "a spot" not much more haha!

[Anmar85]

Just moved to PGH and find myself in the Bloomfield area often after work.

Noticed some spots when walking through like: Campus Relax, Massage Therapy, New Mainstream Massage. I was wondering what the 411 on these spots were -- if there's any advice or insight offered here I'll check them out this week and report back. Normally I just look for a simple HJ or BJ nothing more.

As someone else just mentioned Campus is a very attractive nude girl but entirely DIY and that's never going to change. Amazing massage is also DIY with a granny so definitely stay away. If you go over on Penn Ave you can hit up New Chinese, both girls there will take great care of you. I'm in a similar situation so I'd love to get some intel on Massage Therapy, New Mainstream, or Natural Healing Foot Massage. I'm pretty sure that last one is legit though.

[GingNunz472]

Howdy,

Just moved to the PGH area and in my walking around I noticed some spots. Generally I'm looking for just a HJ maybe BJ nothing special just stress relief. Particularly on Liberty I saw spots like: Campus Relaxation, Massage Therapy and New Mainstream Massage.

Campus relax looks pretty straightforward for a simple happy ending but pricey. Unsure about Massage Therapy or Mainstream.

I'm around the area pretty frequently now and trying to find a decent spot. Any insight would be very helpful (pricing / spots). I'll checkout some or all this weekend and report back if the spots are kosher.

Campus relax is DIY. Unless you want some eye candy without touching while you get your rocks off, don't bother.

[Pandora614]

I stopped in Saturday night on my way to NYC and forgot to ask for cat as I have seen positive reviews. I got Bonny slim and old looking with caked on makeup. 80 hr and 120 for CBJ. Nothing to really write about. Nice shower and light massage.

Today on my way back I stopped again hoping to see some new girls because mama said there would be some. This time I got Pink. A smaller build but not too small. Nice rack and definitely better looking. I didn't take enough cash unfortunately so I just settled for the same show as my last visit. I would definitely repeat with Pink and bring a little more just incase.

[JohnDoeSmithhs]

Going to be going to sky, kyoto, and wherever else I can go. Going to be going everyday one or two places a day for the next week. Let me know who you suggest to get at each parlor, if the parlor isn't up here, tell me which one and who to get for the best FS. Thanks yall.

[Zornpp]

Sorry, I didn't realize that the posts were only viewable after a mod approves them, apologies for spamming. I thought the website was eating my reviews.