Massage Parlor Reports

[BluesBalls]

The photos are not her. She has darker skin being Thai and perky B cups that are nice to squeeze.

Nice, even better. Thanks!

[Ckbnc]

This board was incredibly helpful as an east coast here on business sampled the local wares. Why'all enjoy an embarrassment of riches here in So Cal (been up to Orange / Irvine in the past). I ended up at Erma. Not quite the experiences described here (I think mamasan was giving the once over). She did provide a solid massage which given how stupid tired I was from work and travel was enjoyable.

[TacoManVa]

Hey Coomer, is this the same Mya?

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...mya-28537.html

I'm also interested in getting a really great, (not fully) legit massage but I keep getting popups on your link I can't avoid so I tried to find her on rr instead. If this isn't her but you could post another link to her I would also really appreciate that. Thanks!

The photos are not her. She has darker skin being Thai and perky B cups that are nice to squeeze.

[BluesBalls]

Amateur hour bro. I've been hobbying for 23 yrs and I've never brought in more money than I plan to spend, let alone my wallet. Chalk this up to lesson learned.

I hate this this is my first post, but be smart folks.

Peace out.

It's probably best to read the actual review first before commenting on it, I basically said the same thing in it already. But glad you joined and can share your tips, welcome.

[RolfTorren]

I always leave my wallet in a safe place, before I go into an AMP. Most AMP girls are honest, but theres the occasional bad apple. And, I work out exactly what I want to spend, again before I enter. Also, its as much an exercise in self restraint and thinking clearly. Do I really want to pay someone who is greedy or trying to cheat me? Always be ready to walk, or at least decline pushy service. Never go back, and share here.

Amateur hour bro. I've been hobbying for 23 yrs and I've never brought in more money than I plan to spend, let alone my wallet. Chalk this up to lesson learned.

I hate this this is my first post, but be smart folks.

Peace out.

[DoubleEntendre]

Decided to check out Ronson to see Crystal, but it turns out she wasn't available or had already left. Ended up drawing Tina instead. First thing I notice about Tina is her huge rack. I'm not that great when it comes to estimating sizes, but I want to say they were at least around size D. Tina escorts me to the room and I opt to start with the massage. Her English is pretty decent, so she takes direction very well. To keep a long story short her massage technique is good but I couldn't stop thinking about her boobs so I opted to turn over early, haha. BBBJ / CG / Doggy. It was fun playing with her boobs while she was on top and seeing those things bounce around in the mirror during standing doggy was hot.

When I went, the place itself was fairly quiet, not busy at all. As far as I know I was the only one there. Session was unrushed. A lot of foot traffic can be a huge turn off for me, so Ronson's quieter vibe is very welcome.

To summarize, Tina's service was nice and she was attentive throughout the session. Her English skills made it easy to communicate and give direction. Non-rushed session, big boobs. Overall, I had excellent time with Tina and would definitely repeat.

[Jarvan4]

This isn't a shill post ffs. I was genuinely interested in seeing these new girls at Erma so I did. I waited until I was able to see all three new girls and I tried to synthesize my info as best I could to help appease the naysayers. I just want to share the information. Take it or leave it, I don't care.

Apple: HF: $50 for 30 min Tip: $180.

She is on the shorter side at about 5' or less, pale complexion and she wears matching make-up to accentuate that typical Chinese look, her face is medium to large sized and very round, big full lips, big eyes, she appears to be in her mid-late 20's based on her overall physique. Face has an older Asian lady look to it. It's nothing bad, just some Asian women drink from the fountain of youth at later times. I still found her attractive and thought she had a MILF look about her, her body is thin-average build, but for a small girl with DDs I think she's pretty fucking tiny to me and looks damn good, her butt though. Eh it's kinda flat to average.

-Massage was decent 6/10.

-69, BBBJ without DT, titty fucking was all very good and you could easily go CIM if you want 10/10. Nice clean pussy and short body gives you easy reach to her tits.

-Mish positions were enjoyable and she was rather tight during my morning session. Best part was being able to watch her tits kinda deflate when she lied down flat, and then move around as I plowed into her like bowls of jello, the way only natural titties do. 8/10.

-k9 variations and Doggie style were very good and how I chose to end the session. Really enjoyed positioning her next to the mirror so I could watch her tits flap around 10/10.

Cherry: HF $70 for 1 Hr Tip: $200.

All around top tier provider and does all the little things right. Cherry is about 5'4", she has some wonderful natural D cups with beautiful medium sized nipples and matching areoles, long black hair, skinny to average body type, she has a nice ass for a Chinese girl. Honestly pretty decent ass in general, she is tan skinned and looks almost like she's an islander, medium round face, full sized lips, overall she is a very attractive provider who is on the taller and thicker side.

She can deliver an excellent massage and does this thing where she uses her legs and body to massage your back. 10/10.

For BBBJ, she uses warm / room temp water in her mouth before she starts sucking you off and it just makes the experience feel so much better. 69, can do some DT action, knows how to use her tits and body and make it part of the BJ experience 10/10.

Can perform all standard positions with ease: Mish, CG, ACG, RCG, k9 variations and doggie. For my session I elected to finish up in doggie where she lied flat on the table on a pillow with her ass arched up in the air. 8/10.

Cherry is an experienced provider who will take very good care of you. She's attractive and has some great physical characteristics to go with her amazing skills. I don't think you can go wrong having a session with her. Highly recommend, as I will see her again.

Lily: HF $70 for 1 hr Tip: $200.

Lily is a tiny spinner at about 4' 11", she has black hair that is cut to about shoulder length, very pretty small round face with nicely applied make up, full lips, big eyes, nice perky B cups with medium sized nipples, palehite skin, petite to thin sized body type, thin waist, and her butt is tiny and flat.

Now while this is fresh in my mind, I'm going to lay this down. Lily can Really suck dick. On 10/22/23 I received the best BBBJCIM I've ever gotten in my life and I wasn't expecting it from this encounter. I did all the normal stuff I do with every woman and it was pretty average, not going to lie. BUT when she finally started sucking that dick. This BBBJCIM was the best that I have ever received. This isn't something I typically go for as I prefer fucking, but I actually opted to finish like this. Because it was that good and who am I to not play to someone's strengths. She went full DT, didn't spit and only used a paper towel occasionally, used great suction, had very good technique with her tongue, incorporated her hands occasionally, and sucked on my shit until every last drop was gone. If you are a fan of BJs. Give her a try. Best /10.

[Llcj13]

Not to keep harking about it but it wasn't just that I left in a bad mood. Lily from M&BC fucking stole money out of my wallet while doing nothing but bitching before and after about how she wanted at least 120 and expected it to only last 3 minutes. Nuts.

I can't speak for the other girls there but I'm never going back after that and wouldn't recommend it to anyone.

Amateur hour bro. I've been hobbying for 23 yrs and I've never brought in more money than I plan to spend, let alone my wallet. Chalk this up to lesson learned.

I hate this this is my first post, but be smart folks.

Peace out.

[LoveYouLong]

Well once again I heard that Cherry was back in town and at Erma so I had to go visit her, its been a while since I last saw here and I wanted me some Cherry. After getting there I asked if we could jump in the shower, I always shower before I go but I wanted to do a little slip and slide before the other fun started. Cherry grabbed the soap and covered my entire body with soap, she then started to slip and slide on my front side, those tits all soaped up and gliding all over my body was heaven! She grabbed my cock and put in in between her legs for some more slide action, no penetration. We were just kissing and sliding bodies. So hot. Well that is until the water started to get cold. Time to leave the shower. We went back to the room and she dried me off some more and I help her do the same. Damn those tits! LOL She motioned for me to lay down on my stomach, she jumped on top and first started to run her tits all over my back, this felt amazing! Then came an awesome tongue bath. Even kissing my ass!! This felt so great. I rolled over on my back and she again started to slide her tits all over my body, once she got to my cock she started to suck me off, licking my shaft and taking my balls into her mouth. It felt so great! She the got on her back and she motioned for me to fuck her in her mouth, did that for a while until it started to feel toooo good. She wrapped me up and with DFK'ing we fucked until I filled the bag. Afterwards, she cleaned me up, gave me my water and with a kiss goodnight I slid back into the night on my way home for a very happy sleep.

[Lion1]

Does anyone have any information on her? I was sent a photo which looks great but I don't have the means to waste my time to TOFTT unfortunately.

Erma sent me a photo of CiCi a while back. Funny she didn't have a tattoo.

[BluesBalls]

If you're open to an independent, Mya has been the best masseuse I've ever seen. Very clean and quiet spa in an office building in sorrento valley / Mira Mesa and very sexy and petite Thai lady with great English and conversational skills! Been seeing her for years whenever I want a great massage. She gives a great HE experience as well.

https://naughtynsexy.com/talent/mya-5/

Hey Coomer, is this the same Mya?

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...mya-28537.html

I'm also interested in getting a really great, (not fully) legit massage but I keep getting popups on your link I can't avoid so I tried to find her on rr instead. If this isn't her but you could post another link to her I would also really appreciate that. Thanks!

[BluesBalls]

Balls, I remember your review. It was something like you were happier going in than when you were leaving. Tip haggling is such an F'ing buzz kill. For now, unless someone else chimes in, I will assume the folks that like MBC are high tippers in general and in this situation, there is no tipping drama.

Not to keep harking about it but it wasn't just that I left in a bad mood. Lily from M&BC fucking stole money out of my wallet while doing nothing but bitching before and after about how she wanted at least 120 and expected it to only last 3 minutes. Nuts.

I can't speak for the other girls there but I'm never going back after that and wouldn't recommend it to anyone.

[SeanMendez345]

Does anyone have any information on her? I was sent a photo which looks great but I don't have the means to waste my time to TOFTT unfortunately.

Unfortuneatly I think Emily is gone now. Because I recently went and saw apple who was a treat.

Apple Has Nice Natural D cups. With Nice skin not too short. Had some enthusiasm she was a cutie for real. Had a decent ass. Enough to grab I guess pretty skinny. So no complaints coming from me.

She satarted out with a BBBJ were she gave me some of my suckking on my balls. Then switched to taking it down with a little bit of DT well attempting at least. Best part is about her tacking her time to make sure that I really enjoyed the BBBJ. That is enough to get me to go back.

But then she let me eat her out for a little bit into a standing missionary where she was good tight really reactive to the pounding and really just let me enjoy it. Then Doggystyle where she knew how to arch her back for me which was dope. (yall know how annoying it is when they can't arch there back proper). Then I asked for like a Russian BBBJ finish and she was down for it. So I know I will be repeating.

[SeanMendez345]

I second this request. I have frequent back issues from a past injury. I typically skip the AMP massages because most providers aggravate it and only leave me worse off.

Thanks in advance for any recommendations.

-TJNiko.

I will promote leah and wild flower sunrise they may not give FS after but they will give a HE after a back massage that will set you straight.

[JackeRouac]

Hey all.

I'm searching for a place that'll have an actual skilled massage and offers extras. I threw my back out two days ago and would like to kill 2 birds with one stone today. My inbox is open to your suggestions. Thanks.

Izabelli and Lily, are two Brazilian independents that have the training and give legit massage. There are various extras depending on price and YMMV.