Massage Parlor Reports

**DragonWolf** · 03-10-22 17:50

And next time I pass one of you heading in / out of the joint, I'm totally saying whassup and following up in here to see if it's one of you guys. Maybe I'll used code & mention how it's Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious in there, or something. LMAO.

**DragonWolf** · 03-10-22 17:20

Originally Posted by PoonTangJohnny [View Original Post]

You simply cannot top, Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!

I loved reading this awesome cloud 9 review. I'm so glad that you were able to finally experience one of these mind blowing VIP 3 somes with Mina. This hobby just doesn't get any better than this. And CiCi is pretty amazing in her own right. You must be walking around with a huge smile on your face today and an extra step in your walk.

The memory is still so fresh and incredible that it's low-key legitimately distracting me from work a bit. "Cloud 9" pretty much sums up how it left me feeling.

I was REALLY hesitant, because not everyone has the same tastes, and while my first two visits back in December were good, they weren't mind-blowing, so I was afraid of all the hype. Cici was pretty awesome, especially how she just kept waltzing right in & joining the fun on & off, like it was the most natural thing.

But Mina is the closest to my ideal type that I've ever come across in this scene. She's on par w / my favorite agency / independent providers, in the S-Tier of my ranking system.

She got me howling and wagging my tail.

**Mr MuffMan** · 03-10-22 17:10

OK mongers, I'm going to spare you the intro I've been putting on these recent reports (even though it bears repeating over and over again). I'm short on time so straight to the point. As promised I went and saw Emily yesterday. And boy am I glad I did. We've talked many times about how beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Well to me Emily is beautiful. I think she's one of the most beautiful providers I've seen at any AMP. I put her pretty face right up there with Kiki (another girl with model like looks). But again, that's me. Emily is in her early 20's (legit) and as already mentioned, gorgeous looking. Long dark hair and a very pretty smile. She's short (5'1" 5'2") and has a body that's curvier than most AMP girls. What I mean by curvier is she's got some hips, and a little more meat on her ass then most of these skinny Asian girls. She's by no means fat at all. Think of a curvy hot Latina body type, with a drop dead gorgeous Asian face, and you've got Emily. For The MuffMan, that's a big time winning combination! She's got some nice firm large B's with great pointed nipples, and one of the cleanest most beautiful tasty muffs I have ever seen (and I'm a muff connoisseur). Two things The MuffMan likes, is a beautiful muff and a beautiful face with a pretty smile, and she's got both big time! Does she provide the full VIP treatment (GFE minus BBFS)? She sure does, and she does it all excellently. A couple notes. Her English is quite good, and she makes good use of her English skills with some pretty good dirty talk. If you're a monger who likes your girl to talk dirty while you're banging her, she's your girl. Another note, she provided some excellent BLS, BBBJ cock worshiping. I'm sorry, but there's nothing hotter than having a girl this pretty down there licking all your manhood and worshipping it. She really seems to enjoy doing that, and would seemingly do it for as long as I wanted.

While I was there I ran into Cici and gave her a big hug. She's such a sweetheart, I just love Cici. I also saw my new friend Jenny. She immediately started with the comedy routine and had me laughing with her jokes. She told me she was going to "come and visit me in my dreams" last night. And I'll be damned, if I didn't have a bizarre dream where I was at some sort of outdoor cafe, and Jenny was there sitting next to me telling me to try this juice she likes, really strange LOL. I think this is my favorite collection of 3 girls they've had working together yet. You have the tall athletic sweetheart (Cici), the curvy, drop-dead gorgeous (Emily) and the petite spinner comedian extraordinaire (Jenny). All three so uniquely different, yet all three absolutely amazing in their own ways! I will probably just alternate between all three every day until my dick either falls off, or I die a happy man LOL. You know, that idea of renting out one of the rooms and just living there is starting to sound better and better. I wonder if they allow pets and I can bring my dog?

Mr MuffMan.

**PoonTangJohnny** · 03-10-22 15:37

Mina was slammed yesterday- both literally, and figuratively. LOL During what little time she had in small gaps throughout the day, she was able to accommodate my request so I could be VIP's last customer of the evening & have a slice of private alone time with just me and CiCi again.

My VIP experiences just keep getting better!

Last night with sexy CiCi, turned out to be one of the hotter sexual experiences of my life. It was that amazing. We completely clicked with one another and had 1 if the most unbelievable sexual connections and the type of mind blowing sex we're all hoping to find and experience in this hobby. I don't mean blow my own horn, but last night I brought my 'A' game and gave CiCi a pretty solid mind blowing performance, 1 that she could remember me by.

Once we were situated in the room, I lit some candles and turned on some mood enhancing music. CiCi was looking at me with her eyes all lit up, smiled and said 'you are so romantic. ' That led into about a 5 minute intensely passionate make out sesh with our bodies tightly embraced. The passion index was at a 10. Don't be surprised by this, because Sensei Mina told me afterwards, that she personally trained CiCi and that is why she is so good. LOL We then spent about another 10 minutes orally pleasuring one another. I love the way our bodies twist together so perfectly just like a pretzel. Then it was time to plug into that hot tight power source! As usual we started of with her climbing up on top in cowgirl and riding me slowly at first until she felt her rhythm and really started getting into it riding me harder. It took her about 2 minutes when she told me she was cumming all over my hard cock. After she came I went down and tasted her sweet juices and then went back up and she started DFK me. Her visuals and vocals were so hot to watch and hear. But this was just the prelude of what was yet to cum. I picked her up and we transitioned from her riding me, to mish. Mish is where our connection really heated up with some of the hottest pure hot sexual chemistry. Once I started thrusting into her with her tight grip she started getting all animated pulling me into her and telling me she loved my hard cock and to keep fucking her harder. Her eye contact was so hot. Every once in awhile she would pull me down and start DFK me and licking my tongue and ears. And then she had her number 2 big O moment. Just watching her face in pure ecstasy with those lines etched in her forehead and hearing her tell me 'OMG I'm cumming again 2nd time' was so fucking hot. We kept going at it hard for another 15 minutes in mish at which time she had her 3rd and her 4th O's. Each time letting me know what number she was on. It was such an intense turn on. I usually like finishing BBBJCIM but I decided this time I wanted to finish in mish just looking at her hot sexy body and her pretty face and DFK with her when I exploded. We laid down next to each other and gave each other a high 5 and then cuddled in the post ecstasy haze. About 15 minutes later I asked if we could have some more fun. She was def all into that. This time was a sloppy HJ with lots of spit and then more oral and once again transitioned into 69 where I sucked and licked her hot wet pussy until she got me to explode again.

I have a Mina / CiCi 3 some tentatively set up for tonight, but I'm drained. I'm hoping I can reschedule for Friday but I know all you other mongers are going to beating down VIPs door. LOL I just wanted to let you guys not in the know, that if you're generous, respectful and a loyal VIP reg, they will extend VIP plus when they're not busy. I threw CiCi a nice tip because she deserved it. Just like the Muff Man, I know I too sound like a shill, but the reality is, there isn't a better bang for the buck, in all of San Diego IMHO.

**PoonTangJohnny** · 03-10-22 13:49

Originally Posted by DragonWolf [View Original Post]

Holy Fucking Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!

Wow! Did that really just happen? Yeah it did! Wow!

Sooo. I'm going to keep the bulk of the naughtiness to myself (going to hoard these memories like a dragon & their treasure).

But here are my thoughts.

1 - HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

2 - Tonight ruined this scene for me. Mina is my AMP goddess and I shall worship no other.

3 - Mina is absolutely my fucking type..

You simply cannot top, Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!

I loved reading this awesome cloud 9 review. I'm so glad that you were able to finally experience one of these mind blowing VIP 3 somes with Mina. This hobby just doesn't get any better than this. And CiCi is pretty amazing in her own right. You must be walking around with a huge smile on your face today and an extra step in your walk.

**DragonWolf** · 03-10-22 12:55

Originally Posted by RChangDatyKing [View Original Post]

Man a 30 min or hour sessions with her are so amazing already. Can you imagine what a honeymoon week with her would be like. Intense love making 3-4 times per day. LOL. Yummy!

Why are you imagining Mina's and my honeymoon? Ain't you got better stuff to do? LOL.

**RChangDatyKing** · 03-10-22 11:35

Originally Posted by TitanTool [View Original Post]

Yes, god broke the mold after creating Mina. I can't even review Mina anymore because words would fall woefully short and I don't like talking publicly about my future wife (she doesn't know that yet, shhhh). I see all the other wonderful VIP ladies, several of them are pretty special as well. None of us could possibly be deserving of this.

Man a 30 min or hour sessions with her are so amazing already. Can you imagine what a honeymoon week with her would be like. Intense love making 3-4 times per day. LOL. Yummy!

**Spider7879** · 03-10-22 10:25

Originally Posted by DragonWolf [View Original Post]

Holy Fucking Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!

Wow! Did that really just happen? Yeah it did! Wow!

Sooo. I'm going to keep the bulk of the naughtiness to myself (going to hoard these memories like a dragon & their treasure).

But here are my thoughts.

1 - HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

2 - Tonight ruined this scene for me. Mina is my AMP goddess and I shall worship no other.

3 - Mina is absolutely my fucking type.

Mina for San Diego AMP provider of 2022.

**RChangDatyKing** · 03-10-22 10:00

I was in the Kearny Mesa area for work and had images of sexy Rita in my head all day after seeing how sexy she was earlier in the week. After I was done with my business meeting I reached out to MiMi to see if Rita was available and I was given the green light to head over. I get there and was first greeted by Amy. She is such a cutie and looked great in her outfit. Rita knew I was heading over and came out of the bathroom after freshening up for me. She took me to 107 where we would have no interruptions. Wow, what an amazing session with this sexy lady. It was one of my best experiences yet at 108/107. Rita and I had such amazing chemistry that everything we did to enjoy each other was so natural. We exchanged mutual massages, and I dined for almost 20 minutes because her kitty tasted so freakin good. She was so into my dining that she was raising her hips / pussy so I can have my way with her. She was so wet after her second orgasm that she didn't need any lube for our main event. We made love in several positions. She can definitely ride in CG, but my favorite was in Mish so I can see her beautiful face enjoying our love making. It didn't take long for me to explode in the bag watching this sexy lady as I was humping away. She has one of the tightest kitty and it made my cock looked huge as it was thrusting in and out of her. Rita also brought a small toy with her to stimulate my nutsack and nipples during our sexual encounter. I loved that I was able to enjoy the entire hour with this beautiful woman. After I busted in the hat we just laid there cuddling and getting to know each other. We were so relaxed that we both almost feel asleep so she invited me to shower with her to freshen up. I had an amazing time with Rita and highly recommend. She will be in town for a couple more weeks.

**TitanTool** · 03-10-22 06:12

Originally Posted by RChangDatyKing [View Original Post]

Holy Fuckin. Holy Almighty. Every experience with Mina is special. No other can compare! We are all glad you are back. Please make San Diego your second home.

Yes, god broke the mold after creating Mina. I can't even review Mina anymore because words would fall woefully short and I don't like talking publicly about my future wife (she doesn't know that yet, shhhh). I see all the other wonderful VIP ladies, several of them are pretty special as well. None of us could possibly be deserving of this.

**RChangDatyKing** · 03-10-22 03:14

Originally Posted by DragonWolf [View Original Post]

Holy Fucking Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!

Wow! Did that really just happen? Yeah it did! Wow!

Sooo. I'm going to keep the bulk of the naughtiness to myself (going to hoard these memories like a dragon & their treasure).

But here are my thoughts.

1 - HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

2 - Tonight ruined this scene for me. Mina is my AMP goddess and I shall worship no other.

3 - Mina is absolutely my fucking type.

4 - Cici is pretty damn awesome and I think she appreciated me recognizing her from our first touch & go meeting when I saw Lisa & December, so knowing it was her w / o needing introductions seemed to AMP things up.

5 - How did a long 1/2 hour session feel like it was nearly twice as long?

6 - I've had a threesome-lite, but this was my first full-fledged torrid trio of bliss.

7 - I'm soooo drained, and exhausted, in all the best ways.

8 - Tonight was top 2 all-time AMP experiences for me, and that's a tie with my (former) favorite who I had extra special benefits from.

9 - Definitely planning to see her again.

10 - I left feeling like. (see attached photo).

11 - If the tall, fit looking, Asian dude w / the shaved head who went in around 8 pm tonight is in here, I was coming out of the smoke shop & heading to my car and almost said whassup. Hahaha.

Holy Fuckin. Holy Almighty. Every experience with Mina is special. No other can compare! We are all glad you are back. Please make San Diego your second home.

**DragonWolf** · 03-10-22 01:27

Originally Posted by RChangDatyKing [View Original Post]

You will have a memorable and fun experience.

Holy Fucking Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!

Wow! Did that really just happen? Yeah it did! Wow!

Sooo. I'm going to keep the bulk of the naughtiness to myself (going to hoard these memories like a dragon & their treasure).

But here are my thoughts.

1 - HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

2 - Tonight ruined this scene for me. Mina is my AMP goddess and I shall worship no other.

3 - Mina is absolutely my fucking type.

4 - Cici is pretty damn awesome and I think she appreciated me recognizing her from our first touch & go meeting when I saw Lisa & December, so knowing it was her w / o needing introductions seemed to AMP things up.

5 - How did a long 1/2 hour session feel like it was nearly twice as long?

6 - I've had a threesome-lite, but this was my first full-fledged torrid trio of bliss.

7 - I'm soooo drained, and exhausted, in all the best ways.

8 - Tonight was top 2 all-time AMP experiences for me, and that's a tie with my (former) favorite who I had extra special benefits from.

9 - Definitely planning to see her again.

10 - I left feeling like. (see attached photo).

11 - If the tall, fit looking, Asian dude w / the shaved head who went in around 8 pm tonight is in here, I was coming out of the smoke shop & heading to my car and almost said whassup. Hahaha.

**Woody68** · 03-09-22 22:37

Weird experience. Paid the hour by appointment. She hurried the heck out of it. Five minute massage, by my choice as it sucked. BBBJ, on goes my cover (a japanese. 01 mm) as I have a hard time with plastic. She rode hard, trying to make me blow immediately, I didn't. Went doggy and was done in 20 minutes total. Then the weird. She goes in and out, while I lied there with wrap still on, twice. I was waiting for a massage after. Gave up. She even took another client next door B4 the 30 min mark, and sent in Lily (no english) to massage the other calf that rita didn't touch. Dissapointing to say the least. Maybe I try VIP. Still hard to beat the relaxed atmosphere at agencies.

Rita was likely late 20's, not so beatiful may be 6, 10 face. compared to agency, Nice body slim thick.

**RChangDatyKing** · 03-09-22 22:30

Originally Posted by YoyoSpa [View Original Post]

Gents, I'm visiting SD and debating do I drive down to TJ, book an appt with a Kgirl agency, or walk into an AMP? Seems like this forum has several AMPs with providers under 30 attractive and GFE. So I'm leaning toward AMP. What would you do if you didn't have time for all 3?

Personally, I don't like to deal with the hassle of going to TJ. Yes your $$$ can go much more, but it's not for me.

If the right ladies are in town then I prefer the non rush and the more intimate setting of an apartment or condo setting through an agency. Right now Petra and KiKo are in town with SDAG so that personally would be my first choice. Be prepared to go through the extensive screening unless you are already on HX with current providers on your network.

Right now SD has some of the best talents at the AMPs. Between VIP and 108 there are 7-8 hotties now to choose from.

Welcome to San Diego!

**Woody68** · 03-09-22 22:29

Originally Posted by YoyoSpa [View Original Post]

Gents, I'm visiting SD and debating do I drive down to TJ, book an appt with a Kgirl agency, or walk into an AMP? Seems like this forum has several AMPs with providers under 30 attractive and GFE. So I'm leaning toward AMP. What would you do if you didn't have time for all 3?

Agency BBFS has been my best experience by far.

Had an experience today at an AMP. Done the tj which can take hours to get back across (bring your passport) and agency is much more relaxed where the girls have never pressured or tired to hurry me out the door (at least in san diego) . Every minute is yours.