Massage Parlor Reports

[SugoiBoi]

I was driving around this Sunday afternoon, and somehow ended up having lunch in the Mira Mesa area. I texted MMS of Hans. She told me "it's slow, so come see Coco".

Damage: Half hour HF. 50 Tip 80.

It was absolute shit. Stay away from this place

I'm learning this place really fluctuates in levels of service per provider, per customer. Because, I've had nothing but enjoyable experiences here.

Is something wrong with Hans Spa? Or you just don't like Coco? What went wrong?

As ColPucker asked you, Alfaker, what went wrong with Coco? Can you elaborate on your experience?

Anyone happen to know if the Coco currently at Hans is the same one that worked there last fall? I've seen two recent posts about her, one positive and the other negative. The positive review seems to have been removed, as I don't see it anymore. I made an appointment to see her last week, but when I arrived MMS said she had another appointment. I said I would come back another time, but MMS said she would ask. There seemed to be some back and forth, but when MMS came back out she said okay. Then the girl that ended up taking me to the room wasn't the Coco I'd seen before. So either she also goes by Coco or she was a different girl all together? Well, I was already there so I just went with the flow. I thought the girl was cute so I just figured I'd test the waters, LOL. All in all it was a good standard 30 min session. A decent massage and on the flip a nice and slow HJ with topless feeding. (. 50/. 80) I would consider a repeat (if I new her name, LOL). My only disappointment was that I didn't see the Coco I had remembered and I still don't know if she's actually there or not? LOL! The Coco I remember gave the best non FS service I've ever had! I'd say she was in her early 30's? She had GND looks, beautiful B cups, enthusiastic and passionate on the flip and loved to DFK. The first time I'd seen her she did CBJ / HJ. The second time, BBBJ / HJ. And she was topless for both. After the session, she never looked at the tip I handed her and made it a point to make out a bit more before I left. It felt like we clicked and it didn't feel like service. Something I hadn't felt in this hobby for a long time. Sadly she was gone by the time I could see her again. Anyway, if anyone actually knows if this is the same Coco or not, please help a fellow monger out. TIA!

I can't confirm Coco for you, but I'm interested in these open menu providers yall are experiencing at Hans Spa. This has been one of my go-to's ever since the sign out front still said "Acupuncture", back in the Jessica, Jenny days. Went the furthest with Jenny, but never got anything past daty. No CBJ, BBBJ, or FS. I never really seeked it though since I was enjoying less pressure to "perform", and just relaxing with the provider with a good rub and tug. But now that I know what some of their providers are offering, my interest is piqued!

Are yall asking for the whole menu on the flip? Is it solely based on chemistry, or am I selecting providers with limited menus altogether?

Knuckle65, how many visits did you have with Coco before she provided FS?

Last week I went to see Ella, for her special eagle claw scrotum tease move before the flip, but found out she's only part time now (Sundays).

So, I recently had an enjoyable session with Yoyo. Didn't exactly know she was a provider at first. But, I said I'd just return when Ella is working. As I was about to leave, an older provider, Lily, said something to Yoyo in Chinese, which Yoyo translated, basically telling her to ask me if it's ok I go with her (Yoyo) instead. I'm guessing it's part of their SoP to avoid losing a potential customer? Yoyo was super gnd cute, no frills. She looked young enough to be a grad student, mid to late 20's. Or maybe early 30's because of Asian genes. Went for 1 hr at 70. She threw me a look when I asked for the $10 change LOL. I was going to give it to her in the tip anyway haha! Nice, medium massage, but not great enough to write home about, but relaxing enough. Quite brief sensual touch and tease, unlike Ella's scrotum eagle claw. Flip, and she goes to town on Jr with some oil. I ask if I can see her body, she asks how much I will tip. She lands at 100 for topless, but panties still on. Did I agree to too much cause I was already horny? Knuckle65 said he got Coco topless at 80. I figured she kept her panties on because it was my first visit with her. But, upon later investigation with my hands, I think Aunt Flo was paying her a visit. I felt some thick padding at her crotch area from behind as I was exploring her ass. Her body was nice and tight, petite, some nice naturally small B's. Perfectly supple for my taste. Going to try to see her again soon to see if she'll offer a more expanded menu 2nd time around. She said it was unusual for her to be working during the week, since she mostly works weekends only.

Is anyone currently a premium member on rm, and willing to share some reviews with me via pm? I wanted to upgrade my rm acct to see the reviews on Yoyo, but rm isn't taking card payments for several weeks now, only btc. Lmk!

Still on the prowl for some more fun non-FS spas, to build a relationship with a provider that'd offer a nice expanded non-FS menu. Read good things here about Sakura, haven't tried it yet. M and bc is kinda in time-out, since they charge out the ass for just HJ, but Gigi was so cute and sexy. Golden-A was fine, my provider was a little older than I'd prefer. Whenever I roll through Capri, I end up choosing Hans Spa down the street, since I have rapport there. But I'm aware Capri has had fresh rotations and several providers at a time, so, if anyone has any Capri recommendations, I'm open! Am I missing any other gems?

[TacoManVa]

I'm sure you saw her already since you marked it on your calendar LOL! But if not, she's back! Went to see her yesterday and think it was only her that was working and it wasn't busy at all as I saw her cleaning the windows outside haha.


But when she saw me, she gave me a hug and took me to the room. Did the usual HF exchange and went straight to business and boy I sure missed her sensual BBBJ. Visits keep getting better with every return, of course YMMV.

Yes she is back and nice and rested. Her boobs felt a little bigger must have some good food back in China LOL. Great BBBJ w BLS and a little rimming.

Solid 150 OTD is always a good price.

[Bushexplorer]

I'm sure you saw her already since you marked it on your calendar LOL! But if not, she's back! Went to see her yesterday and think it was only her that was working and it wasn't busy at all as I saw her cleaning the windows outside haha.

But when she saw me, she gave me a hug and took me to the room. Did the usual HF exchange and went straight to business and boy I sure missed her sensual BBBJ. Visits keep getting better with every return, of course YMMV.

I assume you mean our friend who was on vacation for way too long. She texted me Saturday night and I saw her Sunday. I agree, it was great. I assume it will be busy for a while. Best part was that no one came in to the suite while I was there, so no interruptions. We even went over about 10 minutes because she had a request that I was more than happy to fulfill.

[DeeeezNutss]

I'm sure you saw her already since you marked it on your calendar LOL! But if not, she's back! Went to see her yesterday and think it was only her that was working and it wasn't busy at all as I saw her cleaning the windows outside haha.

But when she saw me, she gave me a hug and took me to the room. Did the usual HF exchange and went straight to business and boy I sure missed her sensual BBBJ. Visits keep getting better with every return, of course YMMV.

Thanks for the information. I look forward to her coming back on April 2nd. I've already marked it on my calendar LOL.

[Munig]

Wanted to check this place out, so UTR in a way but a few well placed ads drew my ire.

2nd floor park lot in back kinda discrete.

For La Jolla had big hopes, wanted to see a new Lucky Ocean Spa type experience.

Place was a dump, older woman not interesting really, should've left. Massage alright but this was no Jessica back in the day. I remember being on the table in silver back stance w / Jessica jerking it from behind and prostrate so well done, she was special! Fay was not that, very meh!

[Skootskeet]

Went by VIP massage today to check out the new girls.

You've got KK and Betty.

I walked in and paid the shop fee of 60 bucks, and KK grabbed my hand and took me back to the room.

KK is about 5'2" and a damn firecracker! Full of energy. Everything I heard about her was true. Handstand BBBJ, TUMA, BLS. It's all true. She even hung from the bar while I put my face in her bald kitty for some DATY and even some DATO. She was down for it. Nice C cups on a tight little frame. I think she said she was from China. She has a little more of an exotic look, but that may be due to her make up and her earrings. I loved her long brown hair.

Definitely recommended!

[TacoManVa]

I've been seeing this place for several years and finally decided to give them a shot. No T / S but they do have a standalone shower in the front of the store. One advantage is that they take credit cards. MMS (Wendy) is very nice. Asked for a lineup, and she happily called each lady to the front so that I could see them.

Doesn't seem to be a high volume place.

Chose Summer from the other ladies because she was clearly the most attractive, and has an amazing body. She has the Eva athletic body type. She has an attractive face, and a great personality. Flawless skin.

After the shower, Summer performed a pretty good oil massage with good pressure. There was no teasing during the massage.

After the flip, we discussed our other activities. No kissing. DATY for only a few minutes because she said she didn't want to squirt; she appeared to be very sensitive. No BJ at all. She was most comfortable with Mish. Handled side Missionary ok. But K9 and prone were off limits; she says I was too long for those positions.

While Summer is very attractive, I doubt she'll ever make anyones ATF list. Perhaps additional sesstions with her could open her up more.

This place is hot and miss as they exchange providers so often. YMMV here ALOT haha.

[ThaAmpGuy]

I've been seeing this place for several years and finally decided to give them a shot. No T / S but they do have a standalone shower in the front of the store. One advantage is that they take credit cards. MMS (Wendy) is very nice. Asked for a lineup, and she happily called each lady to the front so that I could see them.

Doesn't seem to be a high volume place.

Chose Summer from the other ladies because she was clearly the most attractive, and has an amazing body. She has the Eva athletic body type. She has an attractive face, and a great personality. Flawless skin.

After the shower, Summer performed a pretty good oil massage with good pressure. There was no teasing during the massage.

After the flip, we discussed our other activities. No kissing. DATY for only a few minutes because she said she didn't want to squirt; she appeared to be very sensitive. No BJ at all. She was most comfortable with Mish. Handled side Missionary ok. But K9 and prone were off limits; she says I was too long for those positions.

While Summer is very attractive, I doubt she'll ever make anyones ATF list. Perhaps additional sesstions with her could open her up more.

[UCBaja2]

That's why I stopped getting a massage at the beginning of the session. I just sit at the end of the table with boner when they walk in. Donation already down. If time left over then maybe a massage, but rare. I try to use every minute on the sex.

Same here. I skip the false pretense and get straight to business. I have the donation and ultra thin condom out when we first enter the room.

Q1, how many use sildenafil or viagra for help?

I have to take 100 mg, especially if its with a new provider. It helps for sure with the erection and staying hard.

Q3, pay for MSOG up front if you know you want it. Remember the huge tit AMP girl Lisa at some spa in El Cajon? She was excellent. After round 1 with her I decided to go another round and they charged me the house fee and the full tip both times, even though I never left the room.

[DrPornDawger]

As you all know I like to take my time and most of the time pleasuring my partner in the AMP or AAMP. I feel that sometimes we click and the chemistry is flowing, other times it's just wam bam thank you ma'am and forcing the need with words of "cum for me baby" "give it to me" and looking at the clock or just spacing out.

One of my sessions, I think I lasted the full session, but she told me "no love making next time ok" WTF, she kissed me back passionately before and during. I guess I have to stick to them within the 10 min mark.

Anyone else?

[DudeNukem]

I don't have much to say about Fiona and Maci individually as I've reviewed them. I have found that having provider who speaks English to act as a translator really helps make the 4 hands experience go on much more smoothly. Fiona is one of the best choices I've seen recently.

Paid house fee 80 for one hour and tipped 320 to the girls (160 each).

Both girls are very beautiful, young looking, have thin builds, small tits, and fucking both of them made me feel very guilty; almost like I was seeing some young college cuties who didn't pay their rent on time LOL.

We started with a shower and Fiona helped scrub me down, sucked me off a bit BBBJ before getting me back into the room where Maci was waiting.

When fun starts, lots of DFK while I laid down flat and the girls took turns massaging and BBBJ. Both girls were so small that they were able to jump on the table together, have one suck my dick and the other crouched above me with their pussy in my face for DATY and DATO.

CFS; ACG, RCG, Missionary, K9. We did all sorts of fun shit and the girls even sucked on each other's tits and kissed! Both girls have good pussy, but Fiona's is tighter so I spent the most time fucking her. Maci's body has the most "shape" to it as far as skinny girls go so she was my fidget spinner toy and I felt her up most of the session haha. I finished this experience fucking Fiona doggie, pulling out right before I finished and having Maci BBBJCIM. I had a fantastic time with both girls and will be back for more! I wish I could pair Fiona with a big titty girl before her stay is over.

[BillyBatson]

So in the south bay there is a little massage spa on Palm Ave near the I-805 freeway exit offering FS. The girl I met was named Lisa and it was 40 for the hhr, 160 to the provider for CFS, CBJ, Daty, and a bunch of positions. I actually didn't know they offered FS. I had stopped by years ago and couldn't get more than a HJ but I guess they are under new management. Lisa has a fun personality and was either really into the session or just a great actress LOL. Either way, ill be coming back for sure. I'm attaching a pic of the lovely lady but I also had a question regarding posting more explicit content. I have gotten these cool camera glasses that let me record my sessions. I have a good amount of content from providers in the south bay area that I would love to share but I don't know what this sites policy is on that. I don't want to break any rules here.

[Spoonyg]

Driving back from the baseball game on Tuesday and decided to stop in. Wanted to try Lucky foot in Carmel Mountain but it was already 9:30 and didn't think I would make it before closing so I checked RM for what was near and picked VV as it was the next exit.

Cici greeted me, older but has a milfy look. Decided on 1/2 hr so paid the. 5 HF. Room was clean, got the one by the building front. It was weird as there was no music or anything so it was very quiet. Nice b cup breasts. She was wearing this shapeware / corset (covering the midsection above the waist and below her breasts) that stayed on so I can't give an accurate description on her body as it kept everything together but she was petite and thin in it at least. Decent massage, worked her elbows in and covered all areas (shoulder, torso, legs). On the flip I finally gave the hint I was there for extras so negotiated for FS. CBJ, acg, cg and and I was done. She seemed eager to please and it helped the session feel sensual vs mechanical.

I liked Cici but not sure about the location itself. Parking is narrow and a small 1 way driveway around the building. I missed then unit when I first arrived and had to drive around the building as some spaces were marked reserved for certain businesses and I didn't want to park in the wrong spot even though it was later in the evening. And the layout of the spa surprised me as it (the spas hallway) was right there after entering the main entrance without a door or anything. Just different from what I am used to I guess.

Total for 1/2 hr: $$ (. 5 hf and 1. 5 for FS).

[Doretti]

Made an appointment with Lili, who I'd seen on a recon a week earlier. Cute enough and young enough but everything was a negotiation, starting with asking for a $40 tip for the TS! I eventually got what I came for but all the haggling just ruined it for me. Won't be returning.

Doretti.

[Link771]

Upstairs at a pretty old strip mall. Parking is available but a bit limited with a bar in the same mall. Rooms are nice and roomy. Bed is average.

This TX boy was in town for business and decided to check into this place and Kiki. She answered the phone and was very nice. Got there about 9:30 and she met me at the door. Her English was adequate and I tried a bit of Chinese on her and she wanted more. Didn't know much. Her initial massage was pretty average until she added the oil and started this nice technique of putting her hand down my butt crack and rubbing the bottom side of my package. I flipped and then she asked me what I wanted. Saying everything, she wanted the money up front. I don't like this tactic but she explained that it was my first time there and it won't happen again. I sucked it up this time. She came back, stripped, and then got on top. She sprayed disinfectant on a towel and rubbed my dick (what a turn off). She started with her tongue in my crotch, slowly making her way to the tip of my dick and then started this nice blow job. Pretty sloppy and I liked the sound. I wanted 69 and she climbed on board. Her labia was pretty nice and loved taking it in my mouth. She then put on the cover and started cowgirl and then got a bit more aggressive with her movement. I was about to blow so I changed to Mish with her on the bed and me standing on the floor and finished then. After the cleanup, she wanted me to flip on my stomach so she could finish the massage. That part of the massage was excellent. Above average. My time was up and she escorted my out. Nice experience and when I'm back in town will see Kiki again.