Massage Parlor Reports

[ColPucker]

Wildflower is always great for a solid massage, but I thought Saigon Body Massage was legit only, is there more on the menu?

That was a rather old post you quoted. I haven't been myself, but I've read several reviews of people saying they got HE.

[Rub Mesd]

On Greenfield (1200 block).

Nice clean spaces with big room and long wide tables. Parking is ok inside the gate.

Coco, mid 30 5 ft 90 lbs "B" eraser nipps ok butt.

Massage was 8/10 some tease along the way.

Flip CBJ CFS DATY.

CBJ short 4/10.

DATY 9/10: very responsive and vocal, clamps her legs around your head.

CFS: 8/10 multiple positions and takes a pounding, once again very responsive.

I did not expect FS, it was a surprise.

30 / .40 HF.

60/ .60 HF tip $.5.

[DudeNukem]

Bella is a short girl with long black hair, a pretty face, some nice natural B tits with great small nipples, and a full hairy Bush like something out of a JAV LOL. Her ass looks okay, your typical skinny Asian girl ass l, but theres little meat to grab, especially when she's in doggie.

Body: 8/10 Face: 8/10 Personality:9/10 Service: 9/10 Recommend: Yes.

She gets to work and starts kissing me everywhere, gets down on my dick and man she sucks very good! She got my dick super wet and started slurping on that shit. She was doing so good at it that I was about to nut in her mouth if she didn't stop.

CFS; I lay her ass on the bed and start fucking her mish and her pussy is great! She starts squeezing her pussy tight and I can feel it hugging my cock. We go at it like this for a few minutes before I have her flip over for standing doggie. Her ass is tiny, but it's pretty decent for a girl her size. I was happy grabbing and slapping that shit. Fucked her like this for a bit before telling her I wanted to finish with her on top in ACG, so she saddles up.

She is a very skilled rider and put herself in a very nice position on top where she did all of the work. She had a lot of control as she bounced on my cock nice and slow before finding a good rhythm and going crazy haha. I really enjoy that view you get looking at your dick as it enters her pussy from between her legs. I busted nut in no time.

I'm definitely coming back to see this girl!

[DudeNukem]

House fee: 50 for half hour FS Tip: 150.

Body: 8/10 Face:7/10 Personality: 5/10 Service: 4/10 Recommend: No.

I've been to this store before and I've had mixed experiences. I typically only come when I know there's a good provider, but other spots were busy. Jasmine greeted me in a pink dress. She had a nice pair of natural C breasts, her face was pretty with clear skin, she had a little bit of a booty and could speak a little English. I'm pretty sure I've seen this provider before at this store, but she gave me a different name LOL.

BBBJ was decent. No BLS, No DT, good suction, good job licking / sucking the tip / shaft, limited to sucking half of my cock with her hands at the base.

CFS: Have her lie down and fuck her standing mish. Then I fuck in Mish. Things were good until she gets up and leaves, multiple times during the session. Attempt to do doggie on the table, but my dick isn't even hard anymore because she has walked out of the room three times and we've already put on a second condom by now. I asked her to finish BBBJCIM, she says okay, but she pulls an audible on me and starts giving me a HJ and ends up finishing me off like that haha. I try to get her to put it back in her mouth but she seems more interested in the other customers and getting me done quickly. Oh well. I clean myself up and leave quickly.

I've never really been the biggest fan of this place, but the girls aren't bad here. I just always have gotten rushed service to some degree the half dozen times I've visited this store.

[NodSain]

I'd try Sea Side Spa, Sakura, Golden A, Gold Ocean, and maybe Massage & Body care (mixed reports at that last place). Or venture out a bit to New Life Massage, spa Hans, Saigon Body Massage, Miramar spa, or Wildflower day spa.

Wildflower is always great for a solid massage, but I thought Saigon Body Massage was legit only, is there more on the menu?

[SugoiBoi]

I was driving around this Sunday afternoon, and somehow ended up having lunch in the Mira Mesa area. I texted MMS of Hans. She told me "it's slow, so come see Coco".

Damage: Half hour HF. 50 Tip 80.

It was absolute shit. Stay away from this place

I'm learning this place really fluctuates in levels of service per provider, per customer. Because, I've had nothing but enjoyable experiences here.

Is something wrong with Hans Spa? Or you just don't like Coco? What went wrong?

As ColPucker asked you, Alfaker, what went wrong with Coco? Can you elaborate on your experience?

Anyone happen to know if the Coco currently at Hans is the same one that worked there last fall? I've seen two recent posts about her, one positive and the other negative. The positive review seems to have been removed, as I don't see it anymore. I made an appointment to see her last week, but when I arrived MMS said she had another appointment. I said I would come back another time, but MMS said she would ask. There seemed to be some back and forth, but when MMS came back out she said okay. Then the girl that ended up taking me to the room wasn't the Coco I'd seen before. So either she also goes by Coco or she was a different girl all together? Well, I was already there so I just went with the flow. I thought the girl was cute so I just figured I'd test the waters, LOL. All in all it was a good standard 30 min session. A decent massage and on the flip a nice and slow HJ with topless feeding. (. 50/. 80) I would consider a repeat (if I new her name, LOL). My only disappointment was that I didn't see the Coco I had remembered and I still don't know if she's actually there or not? LOL! The Coco I remember gave the best non FS service I've ever had! I'd say she was in her early 30's? She had GND looks, beautiful B cups, enthusiastic and passionate on the flip and loved to DFK. The first time I'd seen her she did CBJ / HJ. The second time, BBBJ / HJ. And she was topless for both. After the session, she never looked at the tip I handed her and made it a point to make out a bit more before I left. It felt like we clicked and it didn't feel like service. Something I hadn't felt in this hobby for a long time. Sadly she was gone by the time I could see her again. Anyway, if anyone actually knows if this is the same Coco or not, please help a fellow monger out. TIA!

I can't confirm Coco for you, but I'm interested in these open menu providers yall are experiencing at Hans Spa. This has been one of my go-to's ever since the sign out front still said "Acupuncture", back in the Jessica, Jenny days. Went the furthest with Jenny, but never got anything past daty. No CBJ, BBBJ, or FS. I never really seeked it though since I was enjoying less pressure to "perform", and just relaxing with the provider with a good rub and tug. But now that I know what some of their providers are offering, my interest is piqued!

Are yall asking for the whole menu on the flip? Is it solely based on chemistry, or am I selecting providers with limited menus altogether?

Knuckle65, how many visits did you have with Coco before she provided FS?

Last week I went to see Ella, for her special eagle claw scrotum tease move before the flip, but found out she's only part time now (Sundays).

So, I recently had an enjoyable session with Yoyo. Didn't exactly know she was a provider at first. But, I said I'd just return when Ella is working. As I was about to leave, an older provider, Lily, said something to Yoyo in Chinese, which Yoyo translated, basically telling her to ask me if it's ok I go with her (Yoyo) instead. I'm guessing it's part of their SoP to avoid losing a potential customer? Yoyo was super gnd cute, no frills. She looked young enough to be a grad student, mid to late 20's. Or maybe early 30's because of Asian genes. Went for 1 hr at 70. She threw me a look when I asked for the $10 change LOL. I was going to give it to her in the tip anyway haha! Nice, medium massage, but not great enough to write home about, but relaxing enough. Quite brief sensual touch and tease, unlike Ella's scrotum eagle claw. Flip, and she goes to town on Jr with some oil. I ask if I can see her body, she asks how much I will tip. She lands at 100 for topless, but panties still on. Did I agree to too much cause I was already horny? Knuckle65 said he got Coco topless at 80. I figured she kept her panties on because it was my first visit with her. But, upon later investigation with my hands, I think Aunt Flo was paying her a visit. I felt some thick padding at her crotch area from behind as I was exploring her ass. Her body was nice and tight, petite, some nice naturally small B's. Perfectly supple for my taste. Going to try to see her again soon to see if she'll offer a more expanded menu 2nd time around. She said it was unusual for her to be working during the week, since she mostly works weekends only.

Is anyone currently a premium member on rm, and willing to share some reviews with me via pm? I wanted to upgrade my rm acct to see the reviews on Yoyo, but rm isn't taking card payments for several weeks now, only btc. Lmk!

Still on the prowl for some more fun non-FS spas, to build a relationship with a provider that'd offer a nice expanded non-FS menu. Read good things here about Sakura, haven't tried it yet. M and bc is kinda in time-out, since they charge out the ass for just HJ, but Gigi was so cute and sexy. Golden-A was fine, my provider was a little older than I'd prefer. Whenever I roll through Capri, I end up choosing Hans Spa down the street, since I have rapport there. But I'm aware Capri has had fresh rotations and several providers at a time, so, if anyone has any Capri recommendations, I'm open! Am I missing any other gems?

[TacoManVa]

I'm sure you saw her already since you marked it on your calendar LOL! But if not, she's back! Went to see her yesterday and think it was only her that was working and it wasn't busy at all as I saw her cleaning the windows outside haha.


But when she saw me, she gave me a hug and took me to the room. Did the usual HF exchange and went straight to business and boy I sure missed her sensual BBBJ. Visits keep getting better with every return, of course YMMV.

Yes she is back and nice and rested. Her boobs felt a little bigger must have some good food back in China LOL. Great BBBJ w BLS and a little rimming.

Solid 150 OTD is always a good price.

[Bushexplorer]

I'm sure you saw her already since you marked it on your calendar LOL! But if not, she's back! Went to see her yesterday and think it was only her that was working and it wasn't busy at all as I saw her cleaning the windows outside haha.

But when she saw me, she gave me a hug and took me to the room. Did the usual HF exchange and went straight to business and boy I sure missed her sensual BBBJ. Visits keep getting better with every return, of course YMMV.

I assume you mean our friend who was on vacation for way too long. She texted me Saturday night and I saw her Sunday. I agree, it was great. I assume it will be busy for a while. Best part was that no one came in to the suite while I was there, so no interruptions. We even went over about 10 minutes because she had a request that I was more than happy to fulfill.

[DeeeezNutss]

I'm sure you saw her already since you marked it on your calendar LOL! But if not, she's back! Went to see her yesterday and think it was only her that was working and it wasn't busy at all as I saw her cleaning the windows outside haha.

But when she saw me, she gave me a hug and took me to the room. Did the usual HF exchange and went straight to business and boy I sure missed her sensual BBBJ. Visits keep getting better with every return, of course YMMV.

Thanks for the information. I look forward to her coming back on April 2nd. I've already marked it on my calendar LOL.

[Munig]

Wanted to check this place out, so UTR in a way but a few well placed ads drew my ire.

2nd floor park lot in back kinda discrete.

For La Jolla had big hopes, wanted to see a new Lucky Ocean Spa type experience.

Place was a dump, older woman not interesting really, should've left. Massage alright but this was no Jessica back in the day. I remember being on the table in silver back stance w / Jessica jerking it from behind and prostrate so well done, she was special! Fay was not that, very meh!

[Skootskeet]

Went by VIP massage today to check out the new girls.

You've got KK and Betty.

I walked in and paid the shop fee of 60 bucks, and KK grabbed my hand and took me back to the room.

KK is about 5'2" and a damn firecracker! Full of energy. Everything I heard about her was true. Handstand BBBJ, TUMA, BLS. It's all true. She even hung from the bar while I put my face in her bald kitty for some DATY and even some DATO. She was down for it. Nice C cups on a tight little frame. I think she said she was from China. She has a little more of an exotic look, but that may be due to her make up and her earrings. I loved her long brown hair.

Definitely recommended!

[TacoManVa]

I've been seeing this place for several years and finally decided to give them a shot. No T / S but they do have a standalone shower in the front of the store. One advantage is that they take credit cards. MMS (Wendy) is very nice. Asked for a lineup, and she happily called each lady to the front so that I could see them.

Doesn't seem to be a high volume place.

Chose Summer from the other ladies because she was clearly the most attractive, and has an amazing body. She has the Eva athletic body type. She has an attractive face, and a great personality. Flawless skin.

After the shower, Summer performed a pretty good oil massage with good pressure. There was no teasing during the massage.

After the flip, we discussed our other activities. No kissing. DATY for only a few minutes because she said she didn't want to squirt; she appeared to be very sensitive. No BJ at all. She was most comfortable with Mish. Handled side Missionary ok. But K9 and prone were off limits; she says I was too long for those positions.

While Summer is very attractive, I doubt she'll ever make anyones ATF list. Perhaps additional sesstions with her could open her up more.

This place is hot and miss as they exchange providers so often. YMMV here ALOT haha.

[ThaAmpGuy]

I've been seeing this place for several years and finally decided to give them a shot. No T / S but they do have a standalone shower in the front of the store. One advantage is that they take credit cards. MMS (Wendy) is very nice. Asked for a lineup, and she happily called each lady to the front so that I could see them.

Doesn't seem to be a high volume place.

Chose Summer from the other ladies because she was clearly the most attractive, and has an amazing body. She has the Eva athletic body type. She has an attractive face, and a great personality. Flawless skin.

After the shower, Summer performed a pretty good oil massage with good pressure. There was no teasing during the massage.

After the flip, we discussed our other activities. No kissing. DATY for only a few minutes because she said she didn't want to squirt; she appeared to be very sensitive. No BJ at all. She was most comfortable with Mish. Handled side Missionary ok. But K9 and prone were off limits; she says I was too long for those positions.

While Summer is very attractive, I doubt she'll ever make anyones ATF list. Perhaps additional sesstions with her could open her up more.

[UCBaja2]

That's why I stopped getting a massage at the beginning of the session. I just sit at the end of the table with boner when they walk in. Donation already down. If time left over then maybe a massage, but rare. I try to use every minute on the sex.

Same here. I skip the false pretense and get straight to business. I have the donation and ultra thin condom out when we first enter the room.

Q1, how many use sildenafil or viagra for help?

I have to take 100 mg, especially if its with a new provider. It helps for sure with the erection and staying hard.

Q3, pay for MSOG up front if you know you want it. Remember the huge tit AMP girl Lisa at some spa in El Cajon? She was excellent. After round 1 with her I decided to go another round and they charged me the house fee and the full tip both times, even though I never left the room.

[DrPornDawger]

As you all know I like to take my time and most of the time pleasuring my partner in the AMP or AAMP. I feel that sometimes we click and the chemistry is flowing, other times it's just wam bam thank you ma'am and forcing the need with words of "cum for me baby" "give it to me" and looking at the clock or just spacing out.

One of my sessions, I think I lasted the full session, but she told me "no love making next time ok" WTF, she kissed me back passionately before and during. I guess I have to stick to them within the 10 min mark.

Anyone else?