Massage Parlor Reports

[Foore]

I work at North Park and nearby is Won's Accupressure. I heard many different things and wondering if this place has any service or it is just a legit place and not worth my time.

This place used to be good for HJ, 3 years ago. I went to Won's about 8 months ago, strictly legit.

[Oreo69]

Need reccomendations for MP in IE? Preferably within driving distance from Ontario Airport.

There are quite a few MP ads in Craigs list. Any good exp?

I'd check out the listings under the Los Angeles area, this one's for San Diego. But only use AMPs that are recommended on there, at least they're tried and true. There's nothing worse than paying for a bad massage, or even getting busted by LE by going to the wrong place.

[Oreo69]

A few years ago (especially befoe 9/11) I would have agreed with you 100%. It was so easy to get across the border, sometimes I would go down during lunch or before going home from work for a quickie. You could drive across, go the Adelitas, not be hassled by the Mexican cops, and be done with your business and back in the US in less than 2 hours, having partaken with a beautiful and nice Mexican woman. But now, with the increased border traffic, tighter border security and (most important for me) the constant hassling by the crooked Mexican cops, its just not as easy or as much fun. I used to go 3-4 times a month -- now, maybe once every three months. Its too much hassle now, AMP for me provide a better alternative (but still more expensive and more hit and miss re service).

Back in the day. I'd sometimes get the urge to drive 50 miles one-way from North County, all the way down to TJ, sometimes late at night after an evening at a strip club. Ah, the sweet anticipation as I found myself getting closer. Then. The thrill of the hunt, as I'd carouse from one club to the next on Revolution Ave. There was the Unicorn, and the Bambi and Sansushi right across the street. Also numerous other clubs in more out-of-the-way places down there. And in them, I partook of many Mexican women. Some good, some not so much so, some young, some not so much so.

And it was a blast. Except for when I'd finish up with a woman, and be putting my pants back on in some sleezy motel room upstairs from the club at 2 in the morning, knowing I had to get back to the border crossing, go thru customs, and then drive 50 miles back home. Ah yes, those were the days.

[Bad Mash]

Need reccomendations for MP in IE? Preferably within driving distance from Ontario Airport.

There are quite a few MP ads in Craigs list. Any good exp?

[Senior Leche]

I concur with most everything that has been said, but the best possible suggestion I can give can be summed up in one word - "TIJUANA"

A few years ago (especially befoe 9/11) I would have agreed with you 100%. It was so easy to get across the border, sometimes I would go down during lunch or before going home from work for a quickie. You could drive across, go the Adelitas, not be hassled by the Mexican cops, and be done with your business and back in the US in less than 2 hours, having partaken with a beautiful and nice Mexican woman. But now, with the increased border traffic, tighter border security and (most important for me) the constant hassling by the crooked Mexican cops, its just not as easy or as much fun. I used to go 3-4 times a month -- now, maybe once every three months. Its too much hassle now, AMP for me provide a better alternative (but still more expensive and more hit and miss re service).

[Oreo69]

Never Again!

Went there one night and all of the girls were busy so decided to go during the day in the afternoon. The mamasan working there seemed nice and paid the normal $50 for 30 minutes. I had read about JJ being a younger girl so I asked for her as the first lady she brought was about 45-50 or so.

Was on my back and a fairly slim older Korean woman came in and I then realized that different guys have different definitions of the term "young". I would say she was the typical MP Korean hag you now see too much of in San DIego. She was about 36-42, had tobacco stained teeth and a small gut. She was very friendly and gave a decent massage for 30 minutes before stroking my cock and asking what I wanted. At that point, I figured I should just get a BBBJ and finish up. She started DFK right away and let me finger her pussy. I stopped the DFK as her breath tasted like cigarettes mixed with kimchee. She was licking the shaft of my cock but sneakily started the BJ with a condom. After a couple minutes, she jumped on top and started riding pretty fast. Switched to doggie as she did have a decent ass and white skin. Went really fast and she was getting mad that I wouldn't accept her kisses and almost barfed the second time she jammed her tongue into my mouth. Went faster to finish and she cleaned me up with a hot towel. Put $ on the table and she didn't even count it. Was a pleasant person but an old chain-smoking Korean and no BBBJ.

Couple reasons why San Diego MP's are a waste of time:

1. Rare to get BBBJ's from young women. The old hags happy to do it

2. Old Korean women. Koreans are easily the ugliest of all the Asian women on average (sure there are some beauties). Why can't we get young Thai or Mainland Chinese girls on a consistent basis. I heard there were Chinese girls in Mira Mesa but the Korean Hag Cartel probably tipped the cops and got them removed.

3. No lineups. I want to check the girls out before deciding to get the room. This is the way its done in Los Angeles, San Francisco and Hawaii. That way, if I don't see any young girls, I just move on to the next place.

This isn't good. I'm the one who originally posted about this place. I got the older one that they'd first brought you. Assuming it's the same one. Her name was Linda, and I'd known her from Oriental Therapy. She wouldn't have been my first choice, as I usually don't go for the older ones. But, I'd always sort of wanted to try her, and so when I recognized her, I deciced to go for it. Not bad for a woman who's probably pushing 50, but I wouldn't pay for her again either.

But. When I was done and she was walking me back out, we passed a cute younger chick getting into the hallway shower. I asked Linda who that was, and she replied JJ. Of course, Linda's English isn't so great, and so maybe she misunderstood me, or what I was asking. But aside from her, I didn't see any of the other girls who worked there. Except for the mamasan, who looked to be in her 30's. And who I'd love to have done.

Anyway. I doubt now that I'll be going back after reading about your experience with JJ. Sorry if I passed along bad info, as the one you're describing doesn't sound like the one I saw. Who I at least thought was named JJ. There's nothing worse than paying good money for a bad massage. Believe me, I've been there.

[Cy Tolliver]

Never Again!

Went there one night and all of the girls were busy so decided to go during the day in the afternoon. The mamasan working there seemed nice and paid the normal $50 for 30 minutes. I had read about JJ being a younger girl so I asked for her as the first lady she brought was about 45-50 or so.

Was on my back and a fairly slim older Korean woman came in and I then realized that different guys have different definitions of the term "young". I would say she was the typical MP Korean hag you now see too much of in San DIego. She was about 36-42, had tobacco stained teeth and a small gut. She was very friendly and gave a decent massage for 30 minutes before stroking my cock and asking what I wanted. At that point, I figured I should just get a BBBJ and finish up. She started DFK right away and let me finger her pussy. I stopped the DFK as her breath tasted like cigarettes mixed with kimchee. She was licking the shaft of my cock but sneakily started the BJ with a condom. After a couple minutes, she jumped on top and started riding pretty fast. Switched to doggie as she did have a decent ass and white skin. Went really fast and she was getting mad that I wouldn't accept her kisses and almost barfed the second time she jammed her tongue into my mouth. Went faster to finish and she cleaned me up with a hot towel. Put $ on the table and she didn't even count it. Was a pleasant person but an old chain-smoking Korean and no BBBJ.

Couple reasons why San Diego MP's are a waste of time:

1. Rare to get BBBJ's from young women. The old hags happy to do it

2. Old Korean women. Koreans are easily the ugliest of all the Asian women on average (sure there are some beauties). Why can't we get young Thai or Mainland Chinese girls on a consistent basis. I heard there were Chinese girls in Mira Mesa but the Korean Hag Cartel probably tipped the cops and got them removed.

3. No lineups. I want to check the girls out before deciding to get the room. This is the way its done in Los Angeles, San Francisco and Hawaii. That way, if I don't see any young girls, I just move on to the next place.

[Ruprecht]

When the AMPs got busted a couple of years ago was Asia Spa escaped because they were closed at the time because of a water line break or something. They were probably forewarned, either by LE or another AMP or something but I do think their location draws less attention. Although in the same mall as a chiropractor?

[Oreo69]

I concur with most everything that has been said, but the best possible suggestion I can give can be summed up in one word - "TIJUANA"

I used to go to TJ a lot. But these days, I myself don't like the idea of crossing international borders for any reason. You don't have your American rights in Mexico. Plus, living in North County as I do. It's a long way to go for a piece of ass.

[OCTraveler]

Does anyone know what happens to a monger caught during a LE raid?

What are the consequeces?

Is your empolyer notified?

What are safest times to go and what precautios to take?

I am a faculy at a SD univ but students, no matter how hot, are an absoulte no-no.

So I am thinking MPs might be a easy way to get some release.

Thanks for any help.

I concur with most everything that has been said, but the best possible suggestion I can give can be summed up in one word - "TIJUANA"

[Oreo69]

I could be wrong, I"m hardly an expert but...

AMPs get busted from time to time. It all depends upon the local politicians needing to show they're cleaning up this or that and they tell the cops to do it. Usually this happens when things are becoming a little too obvious, or if an AMP is in a more residential area. In non-residential you probably have hobbiests visiting local businesses to look non-chalant and thus not standing out as much.

It seems they usually bust the madam and a provider, perhaps two when they run a sting. They probably also get any hobbiest they can get to confess but unless you're caught in the act you will probably end up with charges dropped (assuming you didn't confess). They're not really after the hobbiests so much as making a big show that they're doing something.

I've been told by more than one attorney, strange as this may sound at first, that it's NOT against the law to have sex with a prostitute [provided of course she's 18 or older]. What IS illegal is the payment of MONEY for sexual services. Otherwise, it's just sex between two consenting adults.

That being said, LE must prove that money was exchanged as payment for sexual services rendered ... which unless they witness the actual exchange, they can't. They can assume it, but if both parties deny it and stick to their stories, they have no proof of any illegal activities.

[Oreo69]

I could be wrong, I"m hardly an expert but...

AMPs get busted from time to time. It all depends upon the local politicians needing to show they're cleaning up this or that and they tell the cops to do it. Usually this happens when things are becoming a little too obvious, or if an AMP is in a more residential area. In non-residential you probably have hobbiests visiting local businesses to look non-chalant and thus not standing out as much.

It seems they usually bust the madam and a provider, perhaps two when they run a sting. They probably also get any hobbiest they can get to confess but unless you're caught in the act you will probably end up with charges dropped (assuming you didn't confess). They're not really after the hobbiests so much as making a big show that they're doing something.

That's a valid point, and one I can attest to from past experience with SWs. If you're there when a place is busted, NEVER confess to anything. LE will threaten to take you to jail if you don't talk to them. Let them. When I was much younger, I was in a motel room with two SWs in downtown SD. Back in the days long before Horton Plaza. More like when it was Whoreton Plaza. Anyway, I was young and scared, and the vice cop told me that nothing would come of it. So. I stupidly told him everything. Next thing I knew, the DA was filing charges against me for solicitation. I was scared sh*tless.

I spoke to our company attorney, and he just sort of laughed as if the DA had nothing better to do. But. He also said I should've instead just let them take me to jail. They'd have had nothing at the time to really hold me on, and thus I'd likely have been let go with no further consequences. But instead, I had to hire an attorney of my own, and go to court. He got the charges reduced to one count of "disturbing the peace". And thus no sex-offender charge on my record. This was back in 1976. So I don't know how things would go down now.

One thing I did see recently, and I'd found it online. It was clip from FOX channel 6 news, where they'd done a piece on AMPs as fronts for prostitution. Not sure how old the clip was. They showed the outside of two Escondido AMPs. Sundance and Oriental Therapy. Of course, Sundance has been shut down for a while, and I'm not even sure exactly where it was. Oriental Therapy is of course located in a strip mall, and thus perhaps the reason it was singled out. As opposed to say Asia Spa, which is in a different part of town.

I still believe these AMPs have "Arrangements" with LE and/or the city. They probably pay them off, either monetarily and/or sexually. I do know Touch of Asia in Vista, along with one other "Health Spa" somewhere in Vista, were both busted on the same day a couple of years ago. I knew one of the girls who got busted at Touch of Asia, and LE took her and the other girl to jail. These were both Chinese places, and unlike the Korean AMPs, they don't seem to have mamasans. Just the girls themselves who greet you when you come in, and take the gate fee. Otherwise, yes. They'd definitely take mamasan to jail too.

[Ruprecht]

I could be wrong, I"m hardly an expert but...

AMPs get busted from time to time. It all depends upon the local politicians needing to show they're cleaning up this or that and they tell the cops to do it. Usually this happens when things are becoming a little too obvious, or if an AMP is in a more residential area. In non-residential you probably have hobbiests visiting local businesses to look non-chalant and thus not standing out as much.

It seems they usually bust the madam and a provider, perhaps two when they run a sting. They probably also get any hobbiest they can get to confess but unless you're caught in the act you will probably end up with charges dropped (assuming you didn't confess). They're not really after the hobbiests so much as making a big show that they're doing something.

[Oreo69]

Does anyone know what happens to a monger caught during a LE raid?

What are the consequeces?

Is your empolyer notified?

What are safest times to go and what precautios to take?

I am a faculy at a SD univ but students, no matter how hot, are an absoulte no-no.

So I am thinking MPs might be a easy way to get some release.

Thanks for any help.

I persoanlly think that going to an AMP is a lot safer than say picking up a SW, or even a provider listed on Craig's List. Most of these AMPs have been around for a while, and thus my own feeling is. That they have some sort of "Arrangement" with LE. I mean, let's face it. LE knows what goes on in these places. In fact, they probably get serviced there themselves as part of their ongoing "Agreement".

I do know an AMP in Vista [Touch of Asia] got busted a year or so ago, along with another one in Vista. Some sort of "Health Spa". These both had Chinese girls only. I knew one of the girls who worked at Touch of Asia personally, and she and another girl there got busted when undercover cops posed as customers, and asked for FS.

However. I don't know what [if anything] would happen to a customer in any of these places. First of all, the girls always lock the doors behind them when them come into the room to give you a massage. Plus, they've likely been instructed by the ownership what to do in case of a situation like that. I would think. They'd quickly throw a towel over your private area. They also know how to get dressed very quickly. That being said. By the time anyone got thru the door, it should appear innocent enough. Sure. LE would question you. But I learned the hard way [from picking up a SW a long time ago]. Admit to nothing. They can try and intimidate you, but remember. You're innocent until proven guilty. They have to have proof.

I personally feel that using undercover cops, whether posing as customers in AMPs, or posing as SWs. Is a definite form of entrapment. I guess legally it's not, but it sucks nonetheless. LE must figure that if they turn up the heat on the Johns, then the Sws or AMPs will be out of business.

I used to do SWs, but no more. I used to go to TJ, but I don't feel comfortable going across the border anymore. That being said, I still feel AMPs are the best way to go. I've never once had a problem using any of them in PB or Escondido. And I do feel at least 99% safe there. There are several established AMPs around.

[Senior Leche]

Does anyone know what happens to a monger caught during a LE raid?

What are the consequeces?

Is your empolyer notified?

What are safest times to go and what precautios to take?

I am a faculy at a SD univ but students, no matter how hot, are an absoulte no-no.

So I am thinking MPs might be a easy way to get some release.

Thanks for any help.

Since our hobby is against the law, getting arrested always is an issue. But I've been doing this for 25 years and have never had any problems. My recommendations, for what they are worth:

1. Only go to well known AMP that have been reviewed here.
2. Try to see a provider who also has been mentioned here. I think the greatest risk, rather than being in the AMP when it is busted, is getting caught in a sting. where the providr actually is a LEO. After all, that really is the only way it can be absolutely proven that the monger did anything wrong.
3. Always get the provider to offer extras first. Also, try to touch the provider (respectfully) as much as possible and get her to touch you during the massage. If you are not covered with a towel from the start, you probably are safe. If you get caught in a sting when the provider offered extras first and/or touched you, you always can claim entrapment. Keep the Spidey-sense active. If something seems wrong, it probably is.
4. If you do get caught getting serviced during a bust, do not say anything and do not admit anything to the police. This is critical, especially since they probably will pressure you to make admissions.