Massage Parlor Reports

[John G Smith]

Is it common practice in this forum to try to be incognito upon entering an AMP. If so how do you get out undetected.

When I first started AMP mongering several years ago, I was really sensitive to the surroundings aound the AMP. Nowadays I'm not quite as paranoid, but I still prefer to go incognito if possible depending on the neighborhood.

That said I dont think you can really go in and out of an AMP completely undetected. My advice if there are people around just walk with your head high and walk at a slow casual pace. It only becomes a walk of shame if you have your head down and you're speed walking to your car.

[John G Smith]

1. Should I stop putting cash in plain view until I know what I'm getting? I usually put it out so they know what I'm looking for but it this case, the cash was gone before I could've pulled down a twenty-spot (I would've only paid. 6 if I was getting a CBJ w/o DATY)

Until recently, I used to always put the cash in plain view at the beginning. I did this not only to indicate what I wanted but to also reduce verbal negotiations in the rare case that my conversion might be recorded. Just let the money talk.

The downside to putting the money down first is that you're committing your cash to a girl you may have never seen before. This is why I stopped. I would get a girl I had never seen or heard before that didn't look that good, yet I was stuck with .6-.8 on the table when I would have preferred just to put down .4 or nothing.

So nowadays I usually pay after. Typically you get more bang for the buck and you can save some money if the girl is unsightly. But it's still useful sometimes to pay upfront if you're completely new to an AMP with no recon info. Putting down money first pretty much guarantees you'll get some kind of extras and they'll waive their "legit massage for first-timers" rule.

2. Was she really on the rag or was that some BS? I've never had that happen before so I tend to believe she was telling the truth. Then again, I'd like to think Manny Ramirez is telling the truth, too.

IMO, at F/S AMPs they typically don't work when they're on the rag since they'll annoy their regulars. But Rub&Tug AMPs they're more likely to work when they're on the rag since it doesn't really affect the services they provide.

This is just from anecdotal evidence but it seems about right to me.

[Jaropi]

Here is a link so you may better understand what me meant....

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarcasm

CC

I apologized for my remark it was in very poor taste, I wasn't trying to be sarcastic, but painting a word picture. Maybe at my age I could care less who sees me. Is it common practice in this forum to try to be incognito upon entering an AMP. If so how do you get out undetected.

[Jaropi]

Joropi, not to make a big deal out of it but I don't appreciate the "child molestor" comment. That's not something for us to joke about and furthermore I'm saying if there's kids in the area, that's not the time to be going to the place.

You would be doing me a favor if you deleted your comment. Thanks.

And Mandingosd, regarding Engineer Road, yes they are older gals. If not '50s then certainly late '30s or '40s.

I apologize for my inappropriate comment. It was a poor and tasteless example. Myself I don 't feel like I have to sneak into any place of business kids or no kids. Bars, liquor stores and smoke shops are a far worse example for our children.

[Oreo69]

So I had an itch that had to be scrathed and I headed over to OT. It was my first time there as I'm not a FS guy.. More like DATY than anything else. Anyway, I called ahead and said that I had been there years ago and saw Tammy (yes, that was obviously a lie). The MMS said, "Oh, it been long time. She no here for 5 or 6 years. " I know I said. Anyway, told them I would be there near closing time as I was coming from downtown SD from a dinner meeting. I get there and get placed in a room. Before the MMS leaves, I ask the name of my provider and I get Jenny. Well, I had a GF names Jenny in jr high school so I think to myself, "that's cool. " As I typically do, I RTFF and I lay out enough cash to cover the services I intend to get (. 8 for a BBBJ and DATY) in plain view, right by the nightstand. Well when Jenny gets there, I start fondling the goods. I move my head down to the honey pot and she tells me "Not about. " I'm like WTF? ! I want to get the taste of 3 single malt scotches off my breath with some pussy-stink and you tell me you're on the rag! Again, "WTF? ! " Anyway, so she's got me in both hands stroking me off and I'm like, well just give it a go. I get a CBJ with lots of fondling. I busted a nut faster than I would've wanted and I wanted to finish on her titties but couldn't get the hat off quick enough.

So a couple of questions:

1. Should I stop putting cash in plain view until I know what I'm getting? I usually put it out so they know what I'm looking for but it this case, the cash was gone before I could've pulled down a twenty-spot (I would've only paid. 6 if I was getting a CBJ w/o DATY)

2. Was she really on the rag or was that some BS? I've never had that happen before so I tend to believe she was telling the truth. Then again, I'd like to think Manny Ramirez is telling the truth, too.

I'd always wanted to check out Jenny at OT. Is she hot? How old is she?

[Ruprecht]

The few times I've left visible cash I've gotten less mileage. Better to use the other well known signals and see how it goes.

[Volvos40]

Staying at Sheraton tonight (Thursday).

Anything in walking distance?

[Charterman]

So I had an itch that had to be scrathed and I headed over to OT. It was my first time there as I'm not a FS guy.- more like DATY than anything else. Anyway, I called ahead and said that I had been there years ago and saw Tammy (yes, that was obviously a lie). The MMS said, "Oh, it been long time. She no here for 5 or 6 years. " I know I said. Anyway, told them I would be there near closing time as I was coming from downtown SD from a dinner meeting. I get there and get placed in a room. Before the MMS leaves, I ask the name of my provider and I get Jenny. Well, I had a GF names Jenny in jr high school so I think to myself, "that's cool. " As I typically do, I RTFF and I lay out enough cash to cover the services I intend to get (. 8 for a BBBJ and DATY) in plain view, right by the nightstand. Well when Jenny gets there, I start fondling the goods. I move my head down to the honey pot and she tells me "Not about. " I'm like WTF? ! ? ! I want to get the taste of 3 single malt scotches off my breath with some pussy-stink and you tell me you're on the rag! Again, "WTF? ! " Anyway, so she's got me in both hands stroking me off and I'm like, well just give it a go. I get a CBJ with lots of fondling. I busted a nut faster than I would've wanted and I wanted to finish on her titties but couldn't get the hat off quick enough.

So a couple of questions:

1. Should I stop putting cash in plain view until I know what I'm getting? I usually put it out so they know what I'm looking for but it this case, the cash was gone before I could've pulled down a twenty-spot (I would've only paid. 6 if I was getting a CBJ w/o DATY)

2. Was she really on the rag or was that some BS? I've never had that happen before so I tend to believe she was telling the truth. Then again, I'd like to think Manny Ramirez is telling the truth, too.

[Dark Knight619]

Any MPs with white chicks?

Ready for something new

[Oreo69]

Oreo, are you off your meds?

By meds do you mean the antibiotics for all my STD's ??

[Frank De Vito]

Joropi, not to make a big deal out of it but I don't appreciate the "child molestor" comment. That's not something for us to joke about and furthermore I'm saying if there's kids in the area, that's not the time to be going to the place.

You would be doing me a favor if you deleted your comment. Thanks.

And Mandingosd, regarding Engineer Road, yes they are older gals. If not '50s then certainly late '30s or '40s.

[D Cooper76]

Seattle used to have this place with the hottest Viet girls I've ever seen and I normally love me some white honies (Avalon for those in the know). They got busted about 6 months ago and the girls scattered. Sad day for us traveling mongers.

Yep, Seattle is where I got my Viet fixation. Sorry to hear about Avalon, they rotated chicks with Aloha Tanning, Sunset Tanning, and a few other which I forget, but there was a huge bust a few years ago and they all got shuttered. But that was after I moved down here.

I got pretty close with a few girls from Aloha. I was helping one sweety with her imigration issues and what not, and for my trouble I got to see her a few times a week no charge. Sometimes I'd stay over at her place or she at mine. I don't know how many times she and I would go out for Pho/dinner then to the club and meet up with about 4 or 5 of her stunning coworkers, and I didn't have to foot the bill every time, more often than not one of the girls would want to flaunt her independence and pay for the whole nights activities. It was a sweet sweet time.

It was tough for her at first. All the new girls had no choice but to live at the parlors. But within a year this girl had her own apartment and mercedes.

I miss those days.

[D Cooper76]

Don't ignore Filipino as well

Good point, Filipinas can be choice as well.

[D Cooper76]

Asian is Asian and Mex is Mex.

Oreo, are you off your meds?

[Oreo69]

Don't ignore Filipino as well

I adore Filipino women. Beautiful, and born sex machines - although most are quite bitchy.