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I'm starting to think you're a chick

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[RexTripod808]

So I live in La Mesa area and based off the posts Maple Spa is a solid option in the area. However, I'm wondering if there is a choice between this place and the two Miramar locations (Pine and Coco), which would be the best option. I'm used to the Honolulu scene where you are treated like a king and the entire menu is available for around 180-200. I'm looking for gorgeous, model quality girls if possible, and GFE bordering on PSE. I'm fully aware that the scene is a bit more limited out here, but looking for the best bang (all puns intended) for my buck.

Of the place recommended, as a first time to any of these three is there anything I need to know other than the regular rules of the game. PM if necessary.

Appreciate any help.

-Rex.

[Spamlocke]

Flanders is the worst. Expensive and crappy. All of them.

I've always found Flanders to be pretty solid. But if you have better recommendation I wouldn't mind taking my money elsewhere.

[N00b77]

I decided to try Wildflower and called, but Leah was off for the night. Amanda was available. Average looks. Average body. Good attitude. 6 for the hour which is expensive. She did ok in the massage department. Overall, it was a decent experience. Only OTC although she did pop her titties out for me and then whispered in my ear $6. Ass play was good and she even surprised me when she penetrated a little. HELLO? Probably wouldn't go back for her.

I always stop by here for a great an hour massage. If you play your cards right, she'll pop a nipple in your mouf! Total damage is always a franklin out the door.

[MikeHall]

Where is a new place on Convoy?

OK, "new" meaning they had a Grand Opening sign out front recently. Apparently they're not new. In fact, the place seems run down. Went there in the evening and the room I was put in had a giant window and the drapes closed with one of those giant springy paper clips and the window was open. "You cold?" the 5/10 masseuse asked. "Yeah," and she closed the window. Immediately I thought there was something different about this place, then I realize there's no cheesy relaxing Chinese music being piped in.

Anyway, the massage was terrible. Actually, it was merely light touching and not a massage. I explored a little, which she didn't object to. On the flip, she pointed at Little Mikey and asked, "OK?" I replied emphatically, "Yes!" (why do you think I'm here?) While she was working it, she allowed me to do some up top UTC exploration, so that was cool. After the deed, she cleaned me up, and since there was still time left, she said, "Feet now. " She may not know how to give a full body massage, but was great on the feet. 60 minutes was. 4 plus. 4 tip.

Next I'll probably try the place on "Millison" that advertises on BP (Ocean Spa).

[JayLake]

Anyone see the A Team from BP? Those chicks are hot and have good reviews on ter. Can more than HJ be had thanks.

They are nice HJ providers and hot. I have seen sammy and she is insanely hot. Pretty cheap too at 80 half hour which is about baseline for me. No frills but full access above the waist and she has a 10/10 body.

[Member #2157]

Well, my long time reliable FS provider has apparently retired. So starting search for a replacement. Been reading reviews on the places on Flanders and on Ronson. Seem to be interchangeable w / regard to providers. Ronson is a lot closer for me. Any advantage in the extra drive up to Flanders?

I called to see if Bobo was available today and the lady on the phone said "no, she gone, new girls. " I also asked about Judy and TingTing and she said Judy was gone and TingTing was at Ronson.

So, I thought, what the heck.

Two new girls named Sandy and Tina. Sandy answered the door, so I got her. She's pretty attractive. The other girl Tina who I saw later, not as much. She started the "massage" if you want to call it that, and after a few minutes I touch her leg and grazed her pussy to which she almost said "I'm getting hot" immediately. Huh? After a bit I gestured that I wanted to fuck her ass and she said no. I pushed it for a bit, and when I did that she would say "I fuck you ass" Haha. No. She began negotiating FS and asked how much I paid before. I said 1 (which was a lie because I've never been there before) and she said no 14. Eventually, she agreed to 12. She wanted me to pay right then before. I said no. There was some touching during this conversation. She left and came back and when she did I told her I wanted to cum twice. She said no. She made the comment "you trouble customer. " At which point, I decided this was over. If you've been overseas and gone through a similar experience (cause I haven't done this here), you know that these type of girls are the worst lays EVER. This is a transaction, not an experience. I would visit Eva at Z everyday of the week before considering spending $ with this type of chick. And it costs a lot less. Anyways, I told her I wanted my money back. She called her boss, yapped in Mandarin for a bit and finally agreed to give me 4 of the 6 I paid of the hour. Later. From there I headed over to Wildflower.

I decided to try Wildflower and called, but Leah was off for the night. Amanda was available. Average looks. Average body. Good attitude. 6 for the hour which is expensive. She did ok in the massage department. Overall, it was a decent experience. Only OTC although she did pop her titties out for me and then whispered in my ear $6. Ass play was good and she even surprised me when she penetrated a little. HELLO? Probably wouldn't go back for her.

Flanders is the worst. Expensive and crappy. All of them.

[ArsenalFC]

I called to see if Bobo was available today and the lady on the phone said "no, she gone, new girls. " I also asked about Judy and TingTing and she said Judy was gone and TingTing was at Ronson.

So, I thought, what the heck.

Two new girls named Sandy and Tina. Sandy answered the door, so I got her. She's pretty attractive. The other girl Tina who I saw later, not as much. She started the "massage" if you want to call it that, and after a few minutes I touch her leg and grazed her pussy to which she almost said "I'm getting hot" immediately. Huh? After a bit I gestured that I wanted to fuck her ass and she said no. I pushed it for a bit, and when I did that she would say "I fuck you ass" Haha. No. She began negotiating FS and asked how much I paid before. I said 1 (which was a lie because I've never been there before) and she said no 14. Eventually, she agreed to 12. She wanted me to pay right then before. I said no. There was some touching during this conversation. She left and came back and when she did I told her I wanted to cum twice. She said no. She made the comment "you trouble customer. " At which point, I decided this was over. If you've been overseas and gone through a similar experience (cause I haven't done this here), you know that these type of girls are the worst lays EVER. This is a transaction, not an experience. I would visit Eva at Z everyday of the week before considering spending $ with this type of chick. And it costs a lot less. Anyways, I told her I wanted my money back. She called her boss, yapped in Mandarin for a bit and finally agreed to give me 4 of the 6 I paid of the hour. Later. From there I headed over to Wildflower.

I decided to try Wildflower and called, but Leah was off for the night. Amanda was available. Average looks. Average body. Good attitude. 6 for the hour which is expensive. She did ok in the massage department. Overall, it was a decent experience. Only OTC although she did pop her titties out for me and then whispered in my ear $6. Ass play was good and she even surprised me when she penetrated a little. HELLO? Probably wouldn't go back for her.

[MichelOb]

Had Shirley recently. On the flip, I used the universal hand gesture for FS. She said, "No Condom. " I took that as a hint that perhaps FS would be possible if it were CFS. The next time I went I brought a raincoat. I left it on the table where she keeps her supplies. On the flip I gestured FS and pointed to the condom. She said no and insisted. Finally I got her to agree to BBBJ. She was terrible. She wanted to make it a HJ with a bit of mouth action. When I took her hand away, she acted confused and put it back. I called her off and said, "I'm going home. " I gave her $15 and figured I'd never see her again.

Thanks Tennis Nut. I've wanted to try and upsell some of these Z girls but you did it. Good job only tipping her 15. She always negotiates. 6 before the deed.

[Waylay]

Anyone see the A Team from BP? Those chicks are hot and have good reviews on ter. Can more than HJ be had thanks.

He's referring to the girls from "SD Miracle Oasis. ".

They all have a ton of reviews on are-maps. There are a couple fake ones indicating FS from one of them, but it's fairly well-accepted that no extras besides HJ are available there. Very costly for the hour, but the masseuses are young and very good looking.

[Tennis Nut]

I don't remember the exact address, but it's on Raytheon about a half-block west of Mercury, on the south side of the street. It's a small, stand-alone dumpy building next to Granger. If I can attach a picture, you'll see it.

There was only one girl there--Lisa. She was cute and had a nice body. It was $40 for a half-hour, which seemed a little steep, but I thought it might imply that a lot of extras were available. The rub was good, but not excellent. On the flip she pointed to Mr. Ed and nodded. I gestured for FS. She said no. I gestured for a BJ. We haggled for quite a while--she wanted $80, I offered $60. I got up to leave a couple of times and she kept me there. Finally I gave in to her $80. She left and came back with some Saran Wrap. Are you kidding me! She wrapped my dick and did a decent BJ, but come on--plastic wrap! She allowed roaming high and low. I was polite and didn't try to put my finger in her pussy. I wouldn't repeat.

[Tennis Nut]

Had Shirley recently. On the flip, I used the universal hand gesture for FS. She said, "No Condom. " I took that as a hint that perhaps FS would be possible if it were CFS. The next time I went I brought a raincoat. I left it on the table where she keeps her supplies. On the flip I gestured FS and pointed to the condom. She said no and insisted. Finally I got her to agree to BBBJ. She was terrible. She wanted to make it a HJ with a bit of mouth action. When I took her hand away, she acted confused and put it back. I called her off and said, "I'm going home. " I gave her $15 and figured I'd never see her again.

[Dog Rice]

Could you be a bit more specific about "A team"? Did a search on BP, and not able to find??

Anyone see the A Team from BP? Those chicks are hot and have good reviews on ter. Can more than HJ be had thanks.

[Dark Knight619]

Anyone see the A Team from BP? Those chicks are hot and have good reviews on ter. Can more than HJ be had thanks.

[HoneyBoy]

Yuna was cute enough- not truly sexy but certainly better than what I saw the last visit- I have not seen her in a while though. The other side of it is that I have only ever gone on weekdays- never in the evening never on weekends- perhaps it gets better but I haven't seen it. Rubmaps had some comments on the review page that you can read without getting a membership. I won't be returning. 5.

Thanks bro.