Massage Parlor Reports

[Knuckle65]

So I've been doing my "homework" as of late, in the non-FS zone of the AMP world. Looking for someone that provides more than HE, like FBSM, but not necessarily FS. And someone I like enough and vibe with to repeat and possibly be a regular. Maybe a UTR? As always, this is a YMMV hobby, so I've been trying different places based on reviews thanks to this forum. So far its been a fun experience, nothing to complain about, but I haven't quite found what I'm looking for. I think my last three experiences have got me thinking maybe I need to broaden my horizons, manage my expectations, and not judge a book by its cover? Despite being on the younger side of the AARP age range, I'm still looking at some hot 20-30 somethings as the "gold standard" of what I think I want. Who doesn't right? While age and looks seem to matter upfront, there's more to it than that, at least for me. Getting a lap dance from the "hottest" girl in the club doesn't necessarily mean its going to be a good time. Most of my best strip club experiences have been with average or GND looking girls. Maybe their personality or the way they danced really made it for me. The same applies here. I'm not telling anyone anything new right? LOL!

So here are my latest explorations in order, during the past few weeks.

Capri Spa. Located in Mira Mesa, I rolled the dice here via forum recommendations. It was a weekend afternoon and I went as a walk-in. I was greeted by the MMS and I asked for 30 min. She brought me to a room and left while I got situated. I laid there wondering who I was going to get and in walks MMS, LOL! She was definitely on the older side, maybe late 40's +? And I wasn't particularly attracted to her. Now let me say, I don't like being judgy about looks. Who am I after all? I ain't no prize, just a regular PL looking to be serviced. But I've got my fantasies like everyone else, LOL! That said, I was there already so lets see what happens? I think MMS name was May / Mei? She asked what kind of pressure I liked, I said soft / light, and she obliged. I don't go to AMPs to get CMT level massage, I just like a nice pair of soft hands rubbing on my body. While there was some light massage, most of it was her soft hands gliding across my body with some teasing in between, literally and figuratively, LOL! On the flip she started playing with junior, but she was using some initial techniques I hadn't experienced before. Like using her entire arm to glide up and down it, LOL! As she took hold, I placed my hands on her hip and slowly moved upwards asking if it was okay to touch her boobs? She lifted up her blouse and bra and out came a very nice pair! She let me play, but her body movements made it known that her nipples might be sensitive, so I played around them. While she was standing over me I felt that she was actually prettier than I thought initially. Or was that just junior talking? LOL! Anyway, she leaned in close to my face and started with a bit of dirty talk. There was no kissing, but she was okay with me kissing her cheek. All in all it was a really nice tease to the finish line! I think the 30 min was. 40? I usually tip. 60 for a straight HE, but I tipped. 70 as I felt it was way better than expected and she brought the girls out to play. She seemed to be okay with that. I'm not sure that I'll repeat, but it was definitely food for thought. Theres definitely something to be said about age and experience. I've been with older providers before, but this was one of the better experiences.

Capri Spa again. So I rolled the dice again on this spa on a Sunday afternoon. This time I called to make appointment (30 min /. 40) and a different MMS greeted me when I arrived. But again an older lady. While I was hoping for younger, I told myself to relax and enjoy it. MMS showed me to a room and exited to let me disrobe. I got situated on the table, then a knock on the door and in walks a cute younger masseuse, hurray! Or so I thought. She greeted me, but also had a stoic look on her face. I asked what her name was and she hesitated and then said Jenny. So I'm not sure if that's the name she actually goes by here or maybe she didn't want to tell me? She asked if I had been there before, I said yes but only once. She asked if I knew how much? I said. 60 for HJ. She let out a sigh and kind of rolled her eyes. So I asked what she wanted? She said with touching, . 80 – 1. 0. So I said okay, LOL! I liked what I saw so of course I wanted to touch! Anyway, she got started with a soft and light massage per my request. I liked it, just a nice pair of soft hands gliding all over. On the flip, she brought out her girls. I don't know my sizes but maybe B-C? No matter, they were nice and natural. She also leaned in to put them in my mouth, also nice, LOL! As far as the actual finish, it was pretty standard. After the deed, there were just a few minutes left and she gave me a head massage. So we talked a bit and she started to open up more and we laughed a bit. When it was time to go, I tipped her 1. 0. She gave me a range and I opted to give her the higher amount which made her very happy. Not every first time is going to be amazing. Not every provider is going to simply greet you with a warm smile. Some will be guarded and skeptical as in this case. But I totally understand that. I'm sure she's had her share of not so great customers. Despite the hobby being what it is, I always try to be a nice. You guys can tell me if the extra tip was too much or not? But I didn't want to leave a bad first impression. While I'm unsure if I'd repeat with her, the little head might be curious if the session gets better with repeat visits? I did find her slim and attractive. Also, for better or worse, I'm simply not a haggler. I know why extras aren't written on the main menu, but for me I'd prefer it. Just tell me what x, why, z will cost upfront and I'll decide if I can afford to pay to play.

Wildflower Sunrise Spa Mira Mesa. Once again on a weekend afternoon, I took my chances at this well reviewed non-FS spa. While I've read that Leah is the go to here, I decided to try my luck. This time I drew Tina. Probably in the same age range as May / Mei at Capri? She did have a mask on but that would be my guess. She was very nice and I'd say the session was standard but pleasant. Not sure if I'd repeat, but also no problems doing so. It all depends on what the little head thinks it wants on any given day, LOL!

Well that's my tiny contribution for now. The exploration continues. If anything, I've learned to better manage my expectations, try not to over think it (oops too late, LOL), and hopefully have some good experiences and meet some nice people in the process. Be nice, be safe, have fun.

[StoopidKevin]

What is your typical tip for the sloppy Russian / BBBJ combo?

She might negotiate lower for no FS but I have given her between 1. 6 and 2. 0 and she's been happy.

[RChangDatyKing]

Saw Jessica at Ronson today. I wouldn't say she's attractive, possibly below average face with her dental hygiene. Her snatch wasn't that attractive neither. She does have a pair of tits that most girls would die for though. They seem fake but they are real when she lays down. Anyway she seemed non enthusiastic about giving me BBBJ with only a $$ donation. She wanted an extra 20. I got her to do it anyway. Did all the positions. She did not want me to CIM. Tried to kiss me after everything was done. Nah. Left and took my Twix and water. Weird she wouldn't let me do Russian neither.

Thanks for the review AsianE! I had wondered if this was the Jessica I saw at Ronson many years back. She was definitely one of the prettiest at an AMP around that time. After seeing your review I know it's not her. I'm always cautious when I see reviews from someone I don't know describing someone very pretty. When I see that in reviews from someone unknown to me I'll wait until I see at least 5 more reviews stating the same or I won't go waste my time or $$. Unattractive and poor service, no thanks!

[Jarven4]

Just want to second alot of the things Jarven said in this review. I was feeling pretty horny and walked in to erma to see who I'd roll! I was lucky enough to get Myuki! I had an awesome experience with her, and decided to check the board to see if anyone mentioned anything about her. I was even debating not saying anything but I feel like she deserves the business.

Much obliged! Happy to keep providing honest info, but sad to see one of my favs at a more popular location now. Guess I have to share now.

[LoveYouLong]

I just received word that nice tits Cherry is working at 201 :-D.

[Member #6585]

This woman here, whom I have seen more times than I can count and willing to say for that matter, is the real deal. Even though she is going under a new name, she is indeed the same beautiful Japanese (Yes she is) MILF that many of us east county boys have flocked too for the past few weeks at 201. Now, normally I wouldn't write another review for the same woman, but since Miyuki (aka Yuki) wants a name change and is at a new location, I decided to take one for the team (I gotchu) and give this Beauty another test drive, kick the tires and make damn extra sure that this here is the good shit. TLDR, yes!

Miyuki is a gem. She's such a beautiful specimen who has been blessed by whatever Japanese gods, powers, chi, who cares, with some eternal youth shit because her body is just to die for. I'm amazed every time I see it because for an older woman, she looks better than the girls in their 20's and 30's. Whatever deal she's made or routine she does (sorry it's my dick) it is keeping her youthful and fun. She is very short at about 4/10, 4/11, brownish / black hair, she has eyes? Soft and smooth skin, a great set of natural tits and matching sized nips / areola's, a nice thin and toned body belonging to someone who takes care of it and eats right, speaks enough English that you can hold some conversation, weighs like 110 pounds l, so some walking massage is an option (tried that for the first time, def recommend) and she actually knows how to give a great massage! She has a great little ass that I've become very fond of and man, love seeing that shit when she is in K9. You can always read my review about her from when she was at 201 healthy spa for some of the romance novel details, but she can do pretty much everything you'd expect a woman in AMPs to do, even the weird shit for you weird fucks. Sidebar: can we stop with the ass licking? Please? You guys ruin that girl for the rest of us the entire day man. Can't go near that face / mouth because I can smell it no matter how much mouthwash she uses. At least book the last appointment. Jeez sorry.

Miyuki is top tier in my books. She has a great personality and provides GFE, great massage and conversation. She isn't your typical 30 minute booking. There are plenty of others young woman for that. I only ever book 30 minutes for the young girls who can't do anything but be fucked and I know just from looking that I won't write reviews about them (they aren't good) because I'm not in this hobby to just have sex. Hopefully there are others like me who understand that this is an experience that can be so much different that a typical one nighter. You can have sex with women on any other app, but AMPs provide us with a "guaranteed experience" or at least that's what some of us are after. And that's that's the reason I write my reviews. Call me a connoisseur I guess. Anyone who has been married or has a longtime girlfriend knows that your normal sexual routine is nothing like what you get at an AMP. And if it is. Why are you here?

Just want to second alot of the things Jarven said in this review. I was feeling pretty horny and walked in to erma to see who I'd roll! I was lucky enough to get Myuki! I had an awesome experience with her, and decided to check the board to see if anyone mentioned anything about her. I was even debating not saying anything but I feel like she deserves the business.

She's totally worth the appointment, and I will be repeating with her as much as I can haha. She looked pretty particularly japanese to me -- I know there's alot of skepticism about japanese girls at AMP's on the west coast, but I was definitely convinced. She was really sweet, and was a great fuck. Her pussy was tight, especially in Doggy, I could see her lips grip my dick tight as I went in and out. The titties are gorgeous and probably my favorite right now. They're not gigantic, but they're big and perfect on her frame. They are a specific shape, I call them jugs. She looks like a specific MILF JAV star, I tried to find the video I was reminded of to get the name, but couldn't find it haha.

In regards to doing a longer session, I did a 45 minute session and felt that it was still a great time, and great in the shorter sessions. She's a hot milf fuck. Next time I'll want to do the hour session and get to know her more. But I'm definitely a Myuki fan!

Cheers!

[TacoBull]

Man Taco, you're giving me a run for my money. I swear I see your ass pulling up or pulling out of every AMP that I go to LOL.

I've been visiting AMPs since the pandemic, usually about once a week. I recently started making way more money so after a few months of regular TJ runs I've started going to AMP's every day I go out for work. I'm home doing paperwork a couple days a week so it's about 3-4 times a week now. I try to do at least one threesome every week and CIM as often as they will let me. Since Ivy took over at Mesa she asked if I could do reviews to help the business (and she was my ATF so we're tight), the service I've been getting is otherworldly. I don't know what she tells these girls but I've been getting 110% almost every time. The only downside to AMP's has been that the reviews I read don't match the experience I get. The girl is often clearly in her 40's wearing a bunch of makeup, fake tits that you don't have to touch to know they are fake, flat ass, and the reviews for them will say 20-25 natural C's nice and round ass. No matter how they do on the flip I'm going in already disappointed to a session like that. Lately I'm seeing a lot of chicks I actually believe are 23-28, a lot of actual natural tits that look and feel great, fake ones that pass the eye test and aren't lumpy or hard, and occasionally a great ass. CIM and DFK are almost always available, and whatever Ivy says to them beforehand, they go all out. I don't know how long it's sustainable, work often slows down for me in the winter, but for now it's the most fun I've ever had. I could do this 3-4 days a week for another 40 years and not get tired of it.

[Jarven4]

Crosspost from RM: If you are reading this, I assure you that you've made a good decision and if you follow my advice, you will have made an even better decision and will be in for a great experience that is well worth your time and $!

This woman here, whom I have seen more times than I can count and willing to say for that matter, is the real deal. Even though she is going under a new name, she is indeed the same beautiful Japanese (Yes she is) MILF that many of us east county boys have flocked too for the past few weeks at 201. Now, normally I wouldn't write another review for the same woman, but since Miyuki (aka Yuki) wants a name change and is at a new location, I decided to take one for the team (I gotchu) and give this Beauty another test drive, kick the tires and make damn extra sure that this here is the good shit. TLDR, yes!

Miyuki is a gem. She's such a beautiful specimen who has been blessed by whatever Japanese gods, powers, chi, who cares, with some eternal youth shit because her body is just to die for. I'm amazed every time I see it because for an older woman, she looks better than the girls in their 20's and 30's. Whatever deal she's made or routine she does (sorry it's my dick) it is keeping her youthful and fun. She is very short at about 4/10, 4/11, brownish / black hair, she has eyes? Soft and smooth skin, a great set of natural tits and matching sized nips / areola's, a nice thin and toned body belonging to someone who takes care of it and eats right, speaks enough English that you can hold some conversation, weighs like 110 pounds l, so some walking massage is an option (tried that for the first time, def recommend) and she actually knows how to give a great massage! She has a great little ass that I've become very fond of and man, love seeing that shit when she is in K9. You can always read my review about her from when she was at 201 healthy spa for some of the romance novel details, but she can do pretty much everything you'd expect a woman in AMPs to do, even the weird shit for you weird fucks. Sidebar: can we stop with the ass licking? Please? You guys ruin that girl for the rest of us the entire day man. Can't go near that face / mouth because I can smell it no matter how much mouthwash she uses. At least book the last appointment. Jeez sorry.

Miyuki is top tier in my books. She has a great personality and provides GFE, great massage and conversation. She isn't your typical 30 minute booking. There are plenty of others young woman for that. I only ever book 30 minutes for the young girls who can't do anything but be fucked and I know just from looking that I won't write reviews about them (they aren't good) because I'm not in this hobby to just have sex. Hopefully there are others like me who understand that this is an experience that can be so much different that a typical one nighter. You can have sex with women on any other app, but AMPs provide us with a "guaranteed experience" or at least that's what some of us are after. And that's that's the reason I write my reviews. Call me a connoisseur I guess. Anyone who has been married or has a longtime girlfriend knows that your normal sexual routine is nothing like what you get at an AMP. And if it is. Why are you here?

You can't squeeze a GFE into 30 minutes. That's just what you budget minded folks tell yourself. If you want a good experience, like anything in life, you got to pay for it! You will want to book the hour or longer with her as she will make the experience worth it, probably not some pornstar stuff, there are other women for that, but a truly great massage and FS package. She is the closest thing I have to an ATF at the moment. I'm still on that search. Honestly if she were closer to my age, 10 years younger, I wouldn't go anywhere else. Hell, I would just take her home and call it a day.

Is my review honest? Yes guys, it is. I don't get paid, these women don't have me in their pocket pussy and I pay for their services even though at this point they offer them for free. I still pay! I Don't succumb to any of the bait so I can write whatever I want. Ultimately though, what I write does help these woman, which is my intention, and it also helps the rest of us, which is also my intention as well. Do a good deed guys and head down to the local AMP. I can't I just can't bob barker echoing in my mind. But yeah, until the next one.

[KoolPlaya]

My ATF Cathy is back at Erma as of today. Tall, pretty face, and beautiful giant natural tits. She knows how to use them and gives an amazing sloppy Russian / BBBJ combo. No direction is needed as she attempts to dt willingly and enthusiastically with hot eye contact. Lots of great bls too. Her kitty has a nice tight grip.

I see her as often as I can when she's in town and it's always a different experience. She has a lot of moves and is eager to please. Super sweet and funny personality too. Go see her before she leaves town again.

Came here to say the same thing. There's a reason why she's popular.

[BKane80]

Just wanted to mention that on my way to Capri Spa (around 8 pm) I decided to stop by and see if Grotto Spa was opened back up and indeed it was. Doors were open and customer was just leaving with water as I looked in. Asked mamasan at the desk (was a different one from before) if they were back open just to confirm and she said that they were. I plan to visit soon to see if the quality of girls are the same. I hope they are.

As for Capri Spa, had an appointment with Ella (only had Sophia prior) and she gave a really good massage as well as an equally good HE. I thought she had a pretty face with a good body and looks to be in her late 20's or early 30's. Would recommend.

[Yogurt2020]

Saw Julie at Arjons. Not to be confused with Julie at Erma. They seem to have similar descriptions....unless they are the same person? Can't remember if Arjons and Erma have the same management, or if it's another spa.

Anyway she's got a great body, natural B cups, 5'4 or 5'5, long hair dyed brown, spotless skin. Pretty good waist to hip ratio, so doing that in doggy is quite the scenery. She's youthful and gives a good BBBJ. Downside is her kissing is minimal, but otherwise great.

[Jarven4]

Lucy is very pretty. I used to work with a girl who was half Japanese and half Irish and she looked quite a bit like her. Closer to 5'5 than 5', natural C's. She says she's 24 and looks like it. Large tattoo on her stomach. Her voice is a little deep and raspy like a jazz singer.

Her massage skills are great, I assume she's had some professional training. A little bit fast but good pressure and thorough.

On the flip, she didn't want to kiss much, went pretty much straight into oral. Her BBBJ was good. That pretty face looks great licking up and down the shaft, then she sucked on my balls for a little bit and started kind of nibbling on them, like she would take a bit of my ballsack between her teeth and stretch it out then put the whole ball in her mouth. When she got to the sucking part she would change up speeds and that felt really really good. She would lick the head of my dick real slow and then suddenly jolt down and have 2/3 of my dick down her throat.

The sex was so-so. We did Missionary, standing doggy, and cowgirl. She really liked holding my hands on her tits which was nice. The booty was a little lacking but her pretty face and those natural C's kept me going. For the finish, a little more BBBJ, titfuck, and eventually a handjob to finish with her curled up alongside me on the table licking my nipples while she jacked me off. I felt bad because it took me forever to finish and we were both very sweaty but she got the job done with maybe 5 minutes left on the hour. I gave her an extra $20 over the standard 160 just because it took so long to finish.

I probably won't repeat but I still highly recommend her because you've got to see her pretty face in person at least once. I think she leaves mid next week.

Man Taco, you're giving me a run for my money. I swear I see your ass pulling up or pulling out of every AMP that I go to LOL.

[Jarven4]

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[AVeces]

Hello.

Just looking for some info on this place will be around tomorrow but want to know if it's FS and worth it.

TYIA.

[AsianEmp]

Saw Jessica at Ronson today. I wouldn't say she's attractive, possibly below average face with her dental hygiene. Her snatch wasn't that attractive neither. She does have a pair of tits that most girls would die for though. They seem fake but they are real when she lays down. Anyway she seemed non enthusiastic about giving me BBBJ with only a $$ donation. She wanted an extra 20. I got her to do it anyway. Did all the positions. She did not want me to CIM. Tried to kiss me after everything was done. Nah. Left and took my Twix and water. Weird she wouldn't let me do Russian neither.