Massage Parlor Reports

[JoshLovesBBJ]

Went hoping to see Cathy again but drew Lola. Plump girl who charged 100 for BBJ. Light massage then flip and negotiate. Meh experience.

[TwoBlueBalls]

I've been to several spas that had large mirrors, which I personally enjoy so I can watch myself twist my therapists into as many positions as I'm able! I've noticed that the gals like to check themselves out too! Not worried if a two way mirror because, one, there's usually another massage room next door that I've been in and two, if someone's taking pictures or a video, I'd love a copy! I'm a bit of a narcissist. Mercury Spa and Michelle's Spa have rooms with large mirrors, both K spas. Michelle's has changed ownership and reports stating FS is no longer on the menu. Waaah!

Went into an MP in the IE a while back. They put me in a room with 8 ft x 4 ft mirror in it. I checked it out and was pretty sure it was a 2 way mirror. I turned down the extras and was paranoid AF for a few days after. I'm sure it wasn't LE since she was very handsy, but blackmail had me worried. Dammit. She was a hot Latina too. Aw well.

Just remember the trick with mirrors. Put a finger on the mirror. If you can see a space between your finger and its reflection, then you are OK. If there is no gap, it's a 2 way mirror.

[DeadHeadChevy]

I agree with you on one point, if you're that concerned about cameras, find another hobby. Just thinking about going through the routine you describe would turn my hard on into a limp little mushroom!

Basically the point I was driving at in a long drawn out way.

Basically look at it as if you were buying drugs off the street, you know what you're doing, anybody viewing or watching you already has suspicions. If you are going to do it anyway you may as well do the crime.

[SanDiegoBob]

Was down in San Diego again took a ride over to Sun C Spa. Suprise a new girl and the other was the one with the big tits. Took the new girl this time for half hour and a really good HJ. I want to do the other one think she will do what ever you want. The other girl went back to China for a few months but these two will keep me happy and coming back.

[TwoBlueBalls]

Is the typical middle aged Asian mom the Robert Kraft type? My experience has been to the contrary. Typical middle aged Asian moms are nice petite MILFs. I'm an expert from watching hours of Japanese porn!

She has that typical middle aged Asian Mom body. Short thick medium build. Pretty face and she was dressed nice. Not the type of provider that you'd really want anything except standard service from. It was my first time with her so YMMV, but I got the feeling that nothing else is offered. I didn't try and didn't want to. That said, she is one of those providers that you can tell really likes what she does and she takes pride in it. Yes, very down to earth and casual about the whole thing. It was super relaxing and she really did this really great number on my shoulder blades. It lasted right up until the time was over.

As far as a "standard" AMP experience goes she rates up pretty high. "known service level" I can't say as I've only had her once. All in all, if I wanted a nice relaxing massage and "standard" service I might even call ahead. Sometimes it is nice just to lay there and get taken care of, regardless of how the provider looks, without the pressure of trying to make anything extra happen. Hope that helps.

Cheers,

Cruzier.

[TwoBlueBalls]

I agree with you on one point, if you're that concerned about cameras, find another hobby. Just thinking about going through the routine you describe would turn my hard on into a limp little mushroom!

Not trying to entertain the mongers that fear getting caught in a sting operation, if you're that worried, find another avenue for your satisfaction, whatever that may be. Seriously, if a place has hidden cameras that were installed by LEO, 1, you are likely not going to find it and 2, what are you going to do about it? If you happen to find one, you are already on camera and documented as a customer to that establishment.

You can argue the fact that you were not aware of any "illegal" or illicit activities but good luck with that.

The only thing I would suggest is to carry a laser pointer along with anything else that you normally would bring. It's a long shot but take your laser pointer and scan the room as if you were painting it. If and really a big if the laser makes contact with the "spy camera" lens, it will burn out the sensor. Like I say, it's a long shot that you will actually hit it directly.

You can look for the obvious signs like loose tiles in the ceiling, random holes or cracks in the wall or ceiling, heating and air conditioning ducts and so on.

For those that are really scared bring an EZ up pop up tent and set it up above the massage table but make sure it is wrapped with high quality aluminum foil.

[DeadHeadChevy]

Spy camera detectors are available! Civilian versions on Amazon from $14 to $69. Personally, I only carry a comb, my lucky rabbits foot, mentos, pocket clit vibrator, as much cash as I'm willing to spend, and eight condoms. Eight's a lucky number for the Chinese! That's why if I'm not getting any puss, I jerk off eight times that day. I know, April fools day was yesterday, but these scanners really exist!

Not trying to entertain the mongers that fear getting caught in a sting operation, if you're that worried, find another avenue for your satisfaction, whatever that may be. Seriously, if a place has hidden cameras that were installed by LEO, 1, you are likely not going to find it and 2, what are you going to do about it? If you happen to find one, you are already on camera and documented as a customer to that establishment.

You can argue the fact that you were not aware of any "illegal" or illicit activities but good luck with that.

The only thing I would suggest is to carry a laser pointer along with anything else that you normally would bring. It's a long shot but take your laser pointer and scan the room as if you were painting it. If and really a big if the laser makes contact with the "spy camera" lens, it will burn out the sensor. Like I say, it's a long shot that you will actually hit it directly.

You can look for the obvious signs like loose tiles in the ceiling, random holes or cracks in the wall or ceiling, heating and air conditioning ducts and so on.

For those that are really scared bring an EZ up pop up tent and set it up above the massage table but make sure it is wrapped with high quality aluminum foil.

[DosCocos]

She has that typical middle aged Asian Mom body. Short thick medium build. Pretty face and she was dressed nice. Not the type of provider that you'd really want anything except standard service from. It was my first time with her so YMMV, but I got the feeling that nothing else is offered. I didn't try and didn't want to. That said, she is one of those providers that you can tell really likes what she does and she takes pride in it. Yes, very down to earth and casual about the whole thing. It was super relaxing and she really did this really great number on my shoulder blades. It lasted right up until the time was over.

As far as a "standard" AMP experience goes she rates up pretty high. "known service level" I can't say as I've only had her once. All in all, if I wanted a nice relaxing massage and "standard" service I might even call ahead. Sometimes it is nice just to lay there and get taken care of, regardless of how the provider looks, without the pressure of trying to make anything extra happen. Hope that helps.

Cheers,

Cruzier.

Your answer covered all the questions and the way you described matches what she sounded like on the phone. Nothing phony about her on phone. But only one visit and now I have to do one. Sorry can't add to the info until I check it out, but will when I do. Apple will be looking for me too and she has been around enough to not get bothered if she notices me come for Amber. Like the layout of that shop though and can visualize being there if the service keeps on satisfying.

[Lion1]

Hannah is probably in her late 20's or early 30's. She is a surfer girl, very easy going, and easy to talk too. She's not model material but she's pretty. She had a nice tan and toned body. Massage was good, done in the nude, and Yes body slides, mutual touching was encouraged.
Again, I saw her 2 years ago.

Just the info I was looking for! Worth it to me for exploring for a 1/2 hour visit at the least. I'll report back.

[Destrucity]

Hey guys, I have a question about whether people check to make sure there are no cameras in a place. Is there any chance that an AMP could have one hidden and not have it been widely reported here? I'm sure this gets asked all the time, but maybe someone else would get some relief from what you have to say.

I may have been to one recently, nothing too shady, and want to not worry that anyone going to come after me, legally or just blackmail. I paid with cash only but immediately felt a wave of guilt that I may have been recorded. Do you guys check to make sure there's nothing that can incriminate you? Also, I made the mistake of leaving my I'd and credit card in my wallet, I don't have reasonable belief that the girl took pictures of my info without me noticing and put it all back, I have the anxiety of thinking that my info could have been taken for those purposes. How do you all deal with this?

Went into an MP in the IE a while back. They put me in a room with 8 ft x 4 ft mirror in it. I checked it out and was pretty sure it was a 2 way mirror. I turned down the extras and was paranoid AF for a few days after. I'm sure it wasn't LE since she was very handsy, but blackmail had me worried. Dammit. She was a hot Latina too. Aw well.

Just remember the trick with mirrors. Put a finger on the mirror. If you can see a space between your finger and its reflection, then you are OK. If there is no gap, it's a 2 way mirror.

[Cruzier1]

She has that typical middle aged Asian Mom body. Short thick medium build. Pretty face and she was dressed nice. Not the type of provider that you'd really want anything except standard service from. It was my first time with her so YMMV, but I got the feeling that nothing else is offered. I didn't try and didn't want to. That said, she is one of those providers that you can tell really likes what she does and she takes pride in it. Yes, very down to earth and casual about the whole thing. It was super relaxing and she really did this really great number on my shoulder blades. It lasted right up until the time was over.

As far as a "standard" AMP experience goes she rates up pretty high. "known service level" I can't say as I've only had her once. All in all, if I wanted a nice relaxing massage and "standard" service I might even call ahead. Sometimes it is nice just to lay there and get taken care of, regardless of how the provider looks, without the pressure of trying to make anything extra happen. Hope that helps.

Cheers,

Cruzier.

Amber has been there a while and "Apple" is the new girl there. In fact Amber allowed she did not know what name the new girl was using. I did ask about Leah because I do not know her schedule, but Amber only said Leah is not there (yesterday). I was going to go meet Amber but made other calls and would up having happy time with other known provider elsewhere. What does Amber look like? Apple (Jenny) is cute very trim, petite, nice set of man mades (about C) with nice areolas and nips. As MartinL said does ride faces from time to time. Is there a known service level with Amber? Sounded down to earth on phone.

[TwoBlueBalls]

Hey guys, I have a question about whether people check to make sure there are no cameras in a place. Is there any chance that an AMP could have one hidden and not have it been widely reported here? I'm sure this gets asked all the time, but maybe someone else would get some relief from what you have to say.

I may have been to one recently, nothing too shady, and want to not worry that anyone going to come after me, legally or just blackmail. I paid with cash only but immediately felt a wave of guilt that I may have been recorded. Do you guys check to make sure there's nothing that can incriminate you? Also, I made the mistake of leaving my I'd and credit card in my wallet, I don't have reasonable belief that the girl took pictures of my info without me noticing and put it all back, I have the anxiety of thinking that my info could have been taken for those purposes. How do you all deal with this?

Spy camera detectors are available! Civilian versions on Amazon from $14 to $69. Personally, I only carry a comb, my lucky rabbits foot, mentos, pocket clit vibrator, as much cash as I'm willing to spend, and eight condoms. Eight's a lucky number for the Chinese! That's why if I'm not getting any puss, I jerk off eight times that day. I know, April fools day was yesterday, but these scanners really exist!

[DesertFun]

I have had that problem occasionally. But usually because of a large dose of vitamin V. If I'm not using that and just going in for a massage and HE then it can pop off anywhere from 3-15 minutes of attention from the masseuse. Especially from behind for some reason it goes off before I can even turn over if she works on my cock and balls, teases the taint, and glides with the oil up to the tip and back. My regular girl has gotten me off twice in 10 minutes that way a couple times, another lady once that and then later giving me a BJ got the 2nd volley from my little buddy. Being 65 it usually takes some help to get up and off but 1/2 does of vitamin V or C usually gives a more than satisfying experience at least for me. I'm about to venture down to TJ for the 1st time in a week or so, haven't really gotten laid since my divorce and breakup a long time ago, and a friend owes me a weekend in the brothels down there, wish me better luck than not being able to fire at will.

Yeah, I feel your pain man.

I met up with my girl #2 earlier today, she gives a decent massage, which I needed, but wound up paying for an extra half hour because of this problem. Totally not her fault, she did everything right, it's just me.

To give some background, I just turned 50, so I'm not a young stud, but my little man is acting like he's 25.

I have had times where I go in and pop early like most of us probably do, but when this happens, like today, over an hour and still no pop.

I still leave happy, as most providers try to do what they can within their time limits, but with no pop.

[TJ Dog]

Hey guys, I have a question about whether people check to make sure there are no cameras in a place. Is there any chance that an AMP could have one hidden and not have it been widely reported here? I'm sure this gets asked all the time, but maybe someone else would get some relief from what you have to say.

I may have been to one recently, nothing too shady, and want to not worry that anyone going to come after me, legally or just blackmail. I paid with cash only but immediately felt a wave of guilt that I may have been recorded. Do you guys check to make sure there's nothing that can incriminate you? Also, I made the mistake of leaving my I'd and credit card in my wallet, I don't have reasonable belief that the girl took pictures of my info without me noticing and put it all back, I have the anxiety of thinking that my info could have been taken for those purposes. How do you all deal with this?

If you are worried about hidden cameras like Bob Kraft got nailed with down in FLA, I doubt you'd ever be able to detect them. I don't know about cameras that the parlor manager might install. Don't see much upside for them since they'd just be building a case against the MP.

I personally don't worry too much about getting ripped of in the AMPs that I frequent. I've been doing this since the 1980's, with street walkers, MP girls and TJ bar girls. I've had maybe four attempted / actual ripoffs. One by a TJ bar girl and three by SD walkers. Never in a MP. Nevertheless, I now leave my wallet and phone in my car when hitting the AMPs. Just an easy precaution to take.

[RChangDatyKing]

Has anyone here met this one? I know some or all of her pics are fake, but wondering if they are at all close, that is pretty face, slim body, under 30 years old. I try to avoid providers with fake pics unless there are reliable reviews but her ad has me intrigued.

"Sensual touch, body slide, b2 b massage, naturist or romantic. " As the bad guy said to Dirty Harry "I gots to know. ".

https://sandiego.rubratings.com/124425

I saw Hannah about 2 years ago. I saw her a few times back then. All the face pictures are fake. If the pictures are hers then they are at least 7-10 years old. Hannah is probably in her late 20's or early 30's. She is a surfer girl, very easy going, and easy to talk too. She's not model material but she's pretty. She had a nice tan and toned body. Massage was good, done in the nude, and Yes body slides, mutual touching was encouraged.

Again, I saw her 2 years ago so I don't know what she looks like now.