Massage Parlor Reports

[GreenEyedGuy7]

New girl named Summer, her very good massage had me completely off guard because I was expecting light AMP massage but she had my muscles all the way relaxed. On the flip things got fun and she grabbed junior and stroked him and asked what I wanted, I quickly reply everything and handed her the tip. She left for supplies and when she returned off goes the shear her outfit and bra no panties. She first cleaned me up and I got one of the best BBBJ I have hade in a while. After about 5 min of that I asked her to climb up on me for some CW, she put the cover on and climbed on up. I loved playing with her beautiful full C cups with full eye contact. After a few minutes of grinding I asked to switch to doggy then onto her back to finish off in Missionary. I hope Summer sticks around for a while, I will defiantly return. While heading out the door I was introduced to Tina. Tina has a beautiful set of D's I would love to put my lips on.

[JoeBazooka55]

Just saw Jessica. Thanks for rec Poonp69.

Anyways, just want you all to know that tomorrow is her last day here. She's heading back to China. So, if you were thinking of hitting her up, tomorrow is your last chance.

In regards to the experience, it's just like most people have said already. Service and attitude is top notch. She was down and open to anything I wanted. Finished with a HJ / tit job. It was great. What's also true is smelling like smoke. I couldn't smell it on her hair or skin but I could smell it slightly on her breath. But it wasn't overwhelming. And of course, her tits are amazing and REAL. I read a post that someone said her tits were MM. No way they were MM, unless her tits are made from Stark technology or Elon is now in the fake tits business. It makes me wonder if that monger has ever seen real tits before. Anyways, best set of real tits I've ever busted a nut on.

[TacoBull]

Call me old school but I've been on the forum long enough to remember people complaining about all the shilling and fake reviews going on RM and that's why they left. Now lately I've been seeing a lot of this "Crosspost from RM" stuff going on and my spidey senses are going off that these might be shill accounts trying to infiltrate our (relatively) peaceful and non-biased forum. I'm not saying they are shills but all of them seem to be these glaringly over the top reviews that are never negative. Maybe I'm going crazy?

Speaking only for myself, I don't write reviews for negative experiences, so there's a selection bias. I don't want to hurt anyone's business but I'm not going to boost it if I didn't have a good time. But also, and I think this is most of it, the spa owners are aware that I do reviews and the service usually reflects that.

[DavDerk]

Call me old school but I've been on the forum long enough to remember people complaining about all the shilling and fake reviews going on RM and that's why they left. Now lately I've been seeing a lot of this "Crosspost from RM" stuff going on and my spidey senses are going off that these might be shill accounts trying to infiltrate our (relatively) peaceful and non-biased forum. I'm not saying they are shills but all of them seem to be these glaringly over the top reviews that are never negative. Maybe I'm going crazy?

[Jarven4]

Oh Tina. Now when I first walked in for this appointment, I didn't have any idea whom I'd be seeing. I let them know I would be coming ahead of time, but it was slow on Sunday and I had the pick of the litter when I arrived.

I was greeted by MMS, sent to my room where we chatted a bit, and then shown a few girls. Angela, whom I've seen before, she's great and I could never go wrong with her again, but I'm a treasure hunter. Next, Nancy, new to me, very short, skinny woman with a nice rack and from others I know she comes highly recommended. She could do just fine. But then in comes Tina. Man, now when I say Tina is beautiful, like guys, that only scratches the surface. I knew once I saw her, that's who I wanted. Done deal.

Tina; now if you thought I was going to say she is one of the most perfect specimens I have come across. You would be absolutely correct! Physically this woman is just one of the most attractive I have come across. Her skin has a nice tan tone to it, her face is small / round and very attractive. You will want to stare into her face during the session, she has a big tramp stamp tattoo and also a "welcome mat" tattoo in the front that I believe is trying to hide some other cosmetic work she's had done (not noticeable unless you're me of course), beautiful full lips, nicely done man made boobs that are easily full C cups, her ass is small, but it's firm and there is indeed an ass there that you will be slapping the entire session, she's athletic, she's Vietnamese so that's a nice change, and man she knows how to give a good massage in addition to everything else.

Our session ran pretty long and I put Tina through the usual trials I have with all the new girls and overall she did great. I could tell that she doesn't know any English and this definitely effected her comfort level quite a bit. I'm a more intimate person and I tend to communicate. Yeah that thing. With my partner because otherwise it's not enjoyable for me. Otherwise I would just be fucking a hole for an hour. The language barrier isn't something that bothers me and I can worth through it, but YMMV. For most of you who bust your nut in 3-5 minutes, you will be just fine. Now because of the lack of language, she relies on a script and Tina jumped straight into it, and it was a fast one. At first I just let her do her thing, she climbed on top, rubbed those nice tits all over my oiled body, squeezed them together with my cock in between while simultaneously sucking on the tip. DFK, BBBJ with a little DT (just for show, didn't last) thrown in. She had very good technique for all of this, but I'm not a pre-ejeculating office working scrub, nor a 60 year old man trying to get a quickie before he goes home to his wife. Eventually I took over and started using the translator app to get this show going.

Laid her down and started to do some DATY, at first I could see she was hesitant, but once she realized I knew what I was doing, she relaxed and started to enjoy herself. After I warmed her up for about 10 minutes, she got to a point where she couldn't handle the orgasm and had to roll off the table, she then bent down and started an amazing BBBJ again, I asked her to bend over a few times with my cock right between her legs, bending over and rubbing her ass on my cock .10/10 for whatever we want to call this maneuver. After a little bit of this, we transition back to the table for some 69 action, and I go to town on that pussy. You know you're doing a good job because eventually she gets to that point where she just starts gobbling and DT that shit like it's the last hotdog on earth and I can hear that ever so pleasant gargling and slurping noise. She starts to moan and clench my face inside of her pussy / ass. Wish I could just fit my face in there sometimes. Move in, change my address. Suffice to say the 69 BBBJ DT HJ action was 10/10 and if I were of a lesser breed, I could have blown my load, I mean I could've. She definitely asked and tried to make me go. Always in a rush, but this is for science guys. I have work to do.

At some point she just collapses on top of me and we both start laughing. All sweaty and sticky, and I have her climb on top for some ACG. Now to be fair, she's tired AF, so it wasn't the best so not going to rated this. I'm sure it would have been perfect 10's if I hadn't worked her so hard at this point. We went from ACG to CG and just used it as more of an opportunity to get some rest in.

I switch roles with her and start to do some Mish action with her lying flat on the table and I can feel how wet she really is once we are in this spot. I go through a variety of different positions here, utilizing the pillow and her legs as leverage, and have my way with her for quite some time. 9/10 only because she wasn't perfectly tight. But who is LOL.

I hop off the table, and continue to plow her with her ass hanging off as she lay flat, then we transition to some doggy and K9 variants .10/10 now this is where I really had to focus because she knows how to bend over and that pussy ass combo she has will make you bust your nut if you aren't careful.

I take the Hat off and while she's lying flat on her back, I start to slowly fuck her face, but sadly no DT here. When it really counts. And she slowly roles over and performs some more amazing BBBJ skills while I'm standing up. I mean I could do this all day guys. But I ask her if she's tired and she says yes, so I'm trying to decide how to finish. Classic BBBJCIM just isn't something I would do to Tina she's just too pretty for that you. You damn monsters shame on you. I get back on the bed and she put the Hat back on with her mouth, I then have her bend down and place her into a turtle position. Look it up. And start going to town. From turtle. Transition to a leaping frog type position until both of us are about to climax, and then I start to lift her entire body just a tiny bit, while she maintains that leaping frog and just fuck her into oblivion to fill up my sack. 10/10 finish and honestly writing those positions down cracks me up.

Seriously, my review won't do Tina justice. She is as beautiful as they come. If I think back to one of my first reviews from Ronson when Tobi was there. Maybe some of you saw her. Tina IMO is even more attractive than Tobi was. Do yourself a favor and go see for yourself if you don't believe me. If you don't, I will continue to see Tina and that's fine with me. In the mean time, that's what I have for now.

[BKane80]

This is my first report from my very first time. Seems surreal! I've been lurking in the forums for some time but finally got a chance to enjoy the hobby. I am bit of a shy guy. Easily gets nervous, doesn't talk much and especially around beautiful ladies...

This is why I started the hobby. Shy, social awkwardness, etc. Hard to get laid through the traditional route of dating. I'm just glad places like AAMPs exist so that guys like us can get action too. Glad to hear your first time was a success.

[SanDiegoNbr1]

You know there's a whole user blog on this very website for this topic, right?

And 1. Its not just AMPs, but escorts and agencies too,2. Its got a lot of old shit on it and AMPs tend to rotate out often,3. Wanted some recent information to go off of,4. When I read a post like mine I either look past it or give the person the info I have. I'm looking for up to date info not scrolling through dozens for the same ones I already know. Looking for recent maybe new providers in AMP settings not escorts. But thanks for letting me know.

[HallPass]

I'm afraid to ask but 60 ounces of what? LOL.

I don't know if it's an internet myth but the Peter North secret recipe was lots of celery and pineapples (where the Bromelain comes from).

My bad on the brain fart. 60 oz of water.

[OceanMan1]

This is my first report from my very first time. Seems surreal! I've been lurking in the forums for some time but finally got a chance to enjoy the hobby. I am bit of a shy guy. Easily gets nervous, doesn't talk much and especially around beautiful ladies. Being a big guy my whole life does to to ya. But I've always had the confidence on having a good time. I've read a lot of insightful and well thought-out stories on here and I was hooked. Imagining that it would be one day telling that same story. And that day is today.

After reading all the fantastic stories on Erma, I decided to give it a shot. I texted and asked for an appointment, Wendy answered the door and took me directly to the first room. Introduced myself while my heart was racing. She gave me a big welcoming smile and gave me a hug. She was so cute and just my type.

She got the ball rolling with a "I love you" and DFK. I was into it. I lied down, got comfy and she came in just gracing her hands over me while moaning in my ear. She let out her beautiful tits just to rub them on my back. I moaned back and as she started to give me a deep massage, I started giving her one back to show my appreciation. As she slowly started in the right areas, I did the same.

It was time for the flip, I asked and she insisted. Got a pillow and made me feel comfortable while she noticed junior. My heart racing faster and faster! HJ started and I was talkative after that LOL! This being my first time, I didn't know what to say but how I truly felt! I was nervous as hell! I started talking dirty and telling her how beautiful she was LOL. But she put me at ease as we got to 69. It felt amazing pleasing her as much as she pleased me. After that, it was Cowgirl time! Boy, did I enjoy her juicy tits bouncing while I pump at her. I stared dirty talking with her and she moaned like crazy. Felt so good man. Got to Mish and we got really sweaty. I almost threw in the towel but I pumped her harder and harder for a while. Went back to a BBBJ until I popped a giant one over her. So fucking reliving. I just kept thanking her being the newbie I am. She cleaned me up and I asked for the shower. As I was drying off, someone opened the door on me and it happened to be Cathy. I got a glimpse of her and instantly knew I was coming back. You guys were definitely right about her! But Wendy was absolutely amazing. She helped make my first experience I will never forget. I was smiling cheek to cheek on the car ride back. I'm certain I will be back to Erma but I would like to try a new place in the same area tomorrow. Any suggestions?

Special thank you to all the peeps in the forum who answered my questions before and were kind enough to give some advice. Thank you to all who wrote a detailed story as I enjoyed reading them beforehand! Keep on keeping on why'all!

[Bane858]

So I used to date a girl with a facial fetish and here's what I found to be the best supplement stack for volume and taste.

250 mg of Pygeum.

1500 mg of Maca Root.

2400 mg of Sunflower Lecithin.

600 mg of ashwagandha.

500 mg of Bromelain.

At least 60 oz.

I'm afraid to ask but 60 ounces of what? LOL.

I don't know if it's an internet myth but the Peter North secret recipe was lots of celery and pineapples (where the Bromelain comes from).

[TacoManVa]

Do you see where it says "Report Post?" Any guesses why every post has that button?

A2

[HallPass]

Hallpass.

Sounds like you've done the research and you are well on your way to a PhD on shooting bigger loads. Wonder how many male porn stars have done similar are & D work? I can think of a few AMP providers that would be impressed with the results of your work.

Please send those providers my way. I would be happy to show off my PhD to them.

[EH09M3]

Hallpass.

Sounds like you've done the research and you are well on your way to a PhD on shooting bigger loads. Wonder how many male porn stars have done similar are & D work? I can think of a few AMP providers that would be impressed with the results of your work.

So I used to date a girl with a facial fetish and here's what I found to be the best supplement stack for volume and taste.

250 mg of Pygeum.

1500 mg of Maca Root.

2400 mg of Sunflower Lecithin.

600 mg of ashwagandha.

500 mg of Bromelain.

At least 60 oz.

I can't really comment on the taste but I'm told the Bromelain makes a huge difference. As far as the volume over a 6 month period of taking the daily stack and taking measurements twice a week average shot went from 5 ml to 15 ml. Also you can physically train your body to produce more seminal fluid--PM me if you want to know what I saw had the best results.

[Rosey Pahlm 69]

The info is directly from me because I live up here and I am seeing it with my own eyes. Those spas have been open ever since I moved up here over 10 years now. Now they're all disappearing so I'm pretty sure it's a LE crack down. It started right after Covid BS went away. Now it's slowly creeping south into Temecula.

Not much mentioned about this on ithe IE or Orange county forums. Where is this info coming from?

[NamotuMan1]

You know there's a whole user blog on this very website for this topic, right?

Anyone got info on AMPs with girls who offer greek? I know of a few ladies that split the cheeks, but I'm looking for something new. I'm tired of same 3 ladies. Want to run through some new talent. Any info would be appreciated. Send me a message, TIA.