Massage Parlor Reports

[LukeMonster]

Went here tonight and chose Tina. Really nice rack, pretty face with some plastic surgery for sure, kinda no ass. She's definitely really hot, and I know it must be a tough job to be happy and cheerful all the time, but she had the most rushed "I don't want to be here" attitude I've experienced from a provider. 0/10 massage, no interest in talking, ended things early. Saw Angela and wish I had gone with her she had a more positive fun vibe and honestly I think she's a little prettier. Lucy is cute too, but seems pretty inexperienced.

[Reds101]

Whats up! I'm new to posting. But I've been getting all my info from the forum. I've been to pine with Paige and Maya. And VIP (I didn't last 10 min at VIP with Mina) faaahk. Anyway has anyone been to Tai chi spa in on Broadway Chula vista? I've heard that its like pine. But better. I'm planning on going tonight. Ill follow up.

I've seen a provider named Cindy a couple years back several times. One of my all time favorites. Early 20's all natural super cute girl. Have called and made appointments for Cindy again but in the last year or so its never been the same Cindy as before (bait and switch) but have only tried a couple times.

[Nick4]

Whats up! I'm new to posting. But I've been getting all my info from the forum. I've been to pine with Paige and Maya. And VIP (I didn't last 10 min at VIP with Mina) faaahk. Anyway has anyone been to Tai chi spa in on Broadway Chula vista? I've heard that its like pine. But better. I'm planning on going tonight. Ill follow up.

They apparently changed management since my first visit many years ago. Then it was like a place old Asian women retired to. Then it felt more like walking into an opium den than an AMP.

I popped m head in the other day. They have crowd control in place now. Looks better lit and they had a pretty face manning the door. $. 6/45. Decent massage. No complaints. I may visit again to see what else they've improved on.

[Hoota]

Good afternoon gentlemen, this is not a shill post. Just wanted you all to know if you are looking for a non-FS facility with the absolute best in a CMT level massage, and you are in the Miramar area. Most of you are familiar with Wildflower. Go across the street and down a block to relaxation station. Sarah no longer works there as she is I guess the owner. But the person you need to get a rub from is Lulu. She is top notch. Much better than Tina or Summer or Leah across the street. You don't get big boob play like you do with Leah but her massage skills are excellent. She also does 90 minute too! Go check her out!! Tall. Great body. Small A cups. Tight legs and butt. OTC allowed and HJ finish! Worth the time.

Can you report back with their approximate age and can you rate their looks?

Also, what was the damage for 90 minutes?

[Rosey Pahlm 69]

Good afternoon gentlemen, this is not a shill post. Just wanted you all to know if you are looking for a non-FS facility with the absolute best in a CMT level massage, and you are in the Miramar area. Most of you are familiar with Wildflower. Go across the street and down a block to relaxation station. Sarah no longer works there as she is I guess the owner. But the person you need to get a rub from is Lulu. She is top notch. Much better than Tina or Summer or Leah across the street. You don't get big boob play like you do with Leah but her massage skills are excellent. She also does 90 minute too! Go check her out!! Tall. Great body. Small A cups. Tight legs and butt. OTC allowed and HJ finish! Worth the time.

[DomBlkMilitar]

Well for me in Chicago I got my ass chewed once for leaving a negative review, LOL. I told her it was not me but she did not believe me. I really didn't care that much. Another time a lady I knew for 10 years came into the room and showed me a review that I posted. I told her it was not me and she believed me.

I'm unclear why they are putting cross post from RM. I paid for a year there 10 years ago and I did not renew. No moderation, Trolls on the threads and every thread turned into I get more than this guy, she makes me dinner, she invites me to her place and all that immature nonsense.

I feel you there. Reviews should just be about the facts that other mongers want to know about so that way they have a heads up. Whether they are positive or negative depends on on the provider conducts herself and the monger's recollection.

[DomBlkMilitar]

Apologies in advance that I'm not as descriptive as other reviewers.

I visited Soothing Spa at 8:30 pm. Paid house fee of 60 for an hr (hhr was 50).

Didn't catch name of provider. She was Chinese, no younger than early 40's, big natural tits, short, average in shape body, with short black lace dress. She didn't speak a lick of English to me.

Got a crappy massage for about 20-25 minutes. Kept giving signals to move on to the real action but she kept speaking Cantonese. She left the room for about 5 minutes to handle a customer that arrived. When she came back finally was able to communicate FS where she understood. She said 200, I agreed and she left for another 5 minutes. She came back with a condom, wiped me clean, gave BBBJ for 5 quick slurps put the cover of for cfs so I can go to pound town. She kept looking and pointing to the clock saying time but I was only had 10 strokes in. She did hand job motion and I said huh? We just started. She pointed to the clock again so I said fuck it I'm leave. Let her keep the cash left no tip got dressed and was in my car at 910 pm.

I won't be repeating that establishment and probably just going to throw in the towel with the massage parlors for a bit.

Note: monitors in room, construction happening around the corner, and it's in a business complex.

[TacoBull]

Met Celine today. She looks to be in her mid 20's, around 5'3", thin with man-made C's or large B's, nice little butt, a few scars on her chest / shoulders / back, came in wearing a little cheerleader outfit. Her face is pretty, looks a fair bit like the actress from Battle Royale who also played Gogo Yubari in Kill Bill. She started out with a high quality massage which I really needed today. Going to concerts in your late 30's is brutal on the neck. Lots of pressure on the fingertips, dug in with elbows, it was a thorough massage.

On the flip she took the money to the back and returned, started sucking my nipples first off while I felt her up, no kissing offered and I didn't ask. She just didn't seem in the mood for it, oh well. Went down for the BBBJ with me still standing, got a little bit of that hip action mild facefuck going, sat down on the couch and she continued the BJ there, no DT but enthusiastic. Ended up doing even more of the mild facefuck from the sitting position, that was hot.

She put a condom on me, I sat down on the edge of the table for her to back up onto it and she was a little tight for that position to start. She ended up laying down on the table asking me to start in Missionary til she got warmed up. We did that for a little while, flipped her over into K9 able to now pound away. After a bit, I had her lay down flat on her stomach for the prone K9, one of my favorite positions. She was still wearing the skirt from the cheerleader outfit and her butt looked really good in it. Hit it from a variety of angles and speeds in that position and filled the bag. She cleaned me up and I was on my way. I wasn't really feeling it with her like I have been with many of the girls lately but she gave me a good session regardless. I wouldn't repeat but I would recommend her.

Next session I think I'm going to have Cathy do the BJ / sloppy Russian combo, that was a blast.

[Jarven4]

Call me old school but I've been on the forum long enough to remember people complaining about all the shilling and fake reviews going on RM and that's why they left. Now lately I've been seeing a lot of this "Crosspost from RM" stuff going on and my spidey senses are going off that these might be shill accounts trying to infiltrate our (relatively) peaceful and non-biased forum. I'm not saying they are shills but all of them seem to be these glaringly over the top reviews that are never negative. Maybe I'm going crazy?

Hey Dav,

I know that I'm one of the few who has recently been writing reviews that focus on my positive experiences rather than the bad, just like my man Taco, and there is a real reason for that. Yes, our reviews do help the spas. But most importantly, it helps US the forums users because we know who the good providers are, and it helps the women so that they continue to provide us with good service. When I let the women know that I write reviews (I usually don't until after a session) it's not to try and get free shit or a better experience (well better future experience for sure) it's to help them out. Are people going to have bad experiences at spas? Well duh, but they will probably have less with the girls I review because they will get steady business and as a result and you will get better service. It works full circle. Honestly, the whole spa is the enemy thing only applies to certain unmentionable places. My focus is the ladies. They can go to different places, and I will track the good ones. And I do for you folks and let you know where they go so we can get their services no matter what spa they go to!

Now for the cross posts, there is a very simple answer for this. We cross post because lots of people don't pay for the use of RM and many of us write reviews on their that has important information. Does it sometimes seem long and have extra romance novel type shit? Well. Yes, but that is what the people like. There's nothing wrong with a little extra info man when you are trying to decide between some of these girls. Sometimes you just need that extra info.

Another point, this site does a pretty good job imo of vetting posts. I mean many of mine done even get posted. But fuck people call me a shill and I don't even get anything. Doesn't that just make me a simp?

[GreenEyedGuy7]

New girl named Summer, her very good massage had me completely off guard because I was expecting light AMP massage but she had my muscles all the way relaxed. On the flip things got fun and she grabbed junior and stroked him and asked what I wanted, I quickly reply everything and handed her the tip. She left for supplies and when she returned off goes the shear her outfit and bra no panties. She first cleaned me up and I got one of the best BBBJ I have hade in a while. After about 5 min of that I asked her to climb up on me for some CW, she put the cover on and climbed on up. I loved playing with her beautiful full C cups with full eye contact. After a few minutes of grinding I asked to switch to doggy then onto her back to finish off in Missionary. I hope Summer sticks around for a while, I will defiantly return. While heading out the door I was introduced to Tina. Tina has a beautiful set of D's I would love to put my lips on.

[JoeBazooka55]

Just saw Jessica. Thanks for rec Poonp69.

Anyways, just want you all to know that tomorrow is her last day here. She's heading back to China. So, if you were thinking of hitting her up, tomorrow is your last chance.

In regards to the experience, it's just like most people have said already. Service and attitude is top notch. She was down and open to anything I wanted. Finished with a HJ / tit job. It was great. What's also true is smelling like smoke. I couldn't smell it on her hair or skin but I could smell it slightly on her breath. But it wasn't overwhelming. And of course, her tits are amazing and REAL. I read a post that someone said her tits were MM. No way they were MM, unless her tits are made from Stark technology or Elon is now in the fake tits business. It makes me wonder if that monger has ever seen real tits before. Anyways, best set of real tits I've ever busted a nut on.

[TacoBull]

Call me old school but I've been on the forum long enough to remember people complaining about all the shilling and fake reviews going on RM and that's why they left. Now lately I've been seeing a lot of this "Crosspost from RM" stuff going on and my spidey senses are going off that these might be shill accounts trying to infiltrate our (relatively) peaceful and non-biased forum. I'm not saying they are shills but all of them seem to be these glaringly over the top reviews that are never negative. Maybe I'm going crazy?

Speaking only for myself, I don't write reviews for negative experiences, so there's a selection bias. I don't want to hurt anyone's business but I'm not going to boost it if I didn't have a good time. But also, and I think this is most of it, the spa owners are aware that I do reviews and the service usually reflects that.

[DavDerk]

Call me old school but I've been on the forum long enough to remember people complaining about all the shilling and fake reviews going on RM and that's why they left. Now lately I've been seeing a lot of this "Crosspost from RM" stuff going on and my spidey senses are going off that these might be shill accounts trying to infiltrate our (relatively) peaceful and non-biased forum. I'm not saying they are shills but all of them seem to be these glaringly over the top reviews that are never negative. Maybe I'm going crazy?

[Jarven4]

Oh Tina. Now when I first walked in for this appointment, I didn't have any idea whom I'd be seeing. I let them know I would be coming ahead of time, but it was slow on Sunday and I had the pick of the litter when I arrived.

I was greeted by MMS, sent to my room where we chatted a bit, and then shown a few girls. Angela, whom I've seen before, she's great and I could never go wrong with her again, but I'm a treasure hunter. Next, Nancy, new to me, very short, skinny woman with a nice rack and from others I know she comes highly recommended. She could do just fine. But then in comes Tina. Man, now when I say Tina is beautiful, like guys, that only scratches the surface. I knew once I saw her, that's who I wanted. Done deal.

Tina; now if you thought I was going to say she is one of the most perfect specimens I have come across. You would be absolutely correct! Physically this woman is just one of the most attractive I have come across. Her skin has a nice tan tone to it, her face is small / round and very attractive. You will want to stare into her face during the session, she has a big tramp stamp tattoo and also a "welcome mat" tattoo in the front that I believe is trying to hide some other cosmetic work she's had done (not noticeable unless you're me of course), beautiful full lips, nicely done man made boobs that are easily full C cups, her ass is small, but it's firm and there is indeed an ass there that you will be slapping the entire session, she's athletic, she's Vietnamese so that's a nice change, and man she knows how to give a good massage in addition to everything else.

Our session ran pretty long and I put Tina through the usual trials I have with all the new girls and overall she did great. I could tell that she doesn't know any English and this definitely effected her comfort level quite a bit. I'm a more intimate person and I tend to communicate. Yeah that thing. With my partner because otherwise it's not enjoyable for me. Otherwise I would just be fucking a hole for an hour. The language barrier isn't something that bothers me and I can worth through it, but YMMV. For most of you who bust your nut in 3-5 minutes, you will be just fine. Now because of the lack of language, she relies on a script and Tina jumped straight into it, and it was a fast one. At first I just let her do her thing, she climbed on top, rubbed those nice tits all over my oiled body, squeezed them together with my cock in between while simultaneously sucking on the tip. DFK, BBBJ with a little DT (just for show, didn't last) thrown in. She had very good technique for all of this, but I'm not a pre-ejeculating office working scrub, nor a 60 year old man trying to get a quickie before he goes home to his wife. Eventually I took over and started using the translator app to get this show going.

Laid her down and started to do some DATY, at first I could see she was hesitant, but once she realized I knew what I was doing, she relaxed and started to enjoy herself. After I warmed her up for about 10 minutes, she got to a point where she couldn't handle the orgasm and had to roll off the table, she then bent down and started an amazing BBBJ again, I asked her to bend over a few times with my cock right between her legs, bending over and rubbing her ass on my cock .10/10 for whatever we want to call this maneuver. After a little bit of this, we transition back to the table for some 69 action, and I go to town on that pussy. You know you're doing a good job because eventually she gets to that point where she just starts gobbling and DT that shit like it's the last hotdog on earth and I can hear that ever so pleasant gargling and slurping noise. She starts to moan and clench my face inside of her pussy / ass. Wish I could just fit my face in there sometimes. Move in, change my address. Suffice to say the 69 BBBJ DT HJ action was 10/10 and if I were of a lesser breed, I could have blown my load, I mean I could've. She definitely asked and tried to make me go. Always in a rush, but this is for science guys. I have work to do.

At some point she just collapses on top of me and we both start laughing. All sweaty and sticky, and I have her climb on top for some ACG. Now to be fair, she's tired AF, so it wasn't the best so not going to rated this. I'm sure it would have been perfect 10's if I hadn't worked her so hard at this point. We went from ACG to CG and just used it as more of an opportunity to get some rest in.

I switch roles with her and start to do some Mish action with her lying flat on the table and I can feel how wet she really is once we are in this spot. I go through a variety of different positions here, utilizing the pillow and her legs as leverage, and have my way with her for quite some time. 9/10 only because she wasn't perfectly tight. But who is LOL.

I hop off the table, and continue to plow her with her ass hanging off as she lay flat, then we transition to some doggy and K9 variants .10/10 now this is where I really had to focus because she knows how to bend over and that pussy ass combo she has will make you bust your nut if you aren't careful.

I take the Hat off and while she's lying flat on her back, I start to slowly fuck her face, but sadly no DT here. When it really counts. And she slowly roles over and performs some more amazing BBBJ skills while I'm standing up. I mean I could do this all day guys. But I ask her if she's tired and she says yes, so I'm trying to decide how to finish. Classic BBBJCIM just isn't something I would do to Tina she's just too pretty for that you. You damn monsters shame on you. I get back on the bed and she put the Hat back on with her mouth, I then have her bend down and place her into a turtle position. Look it up. And start going to town. From turtle. Transition to a leaping frog type position until both of us are about to climax, and then I start to lift her entire body just a tiny bit, while she maintains that leaping frog and just fuck her into oblivion to fill up my sack. 10/10 finish and honestly writing those positions down cracks me up.

Seriously, my review won't do Tina justice. She is as beautiful as they come. If I think back to one of my first reviews from Ronson when Tobi was there. Maybe some of you saw her. Tina IMO is even more attractive than Tobi was. Do yourself a favor and go see for yourself if you don't believe me. If you don't, I will continue to see Tina and that's fine with me. In the mean time, that's what I have for now.

[BKane80]

This is my first report from my very first time. Seems surreal! I've been lurking in the forums for some time but finally got a chance to enjoy the hobby. I am bit of a shy guy. Easily gets nervous, doesn't talk much and especially around beautiful ladies...

This is why I started the hobby. Shy, social awkwardness, etc. Hard to get laid through the traditional route of dating. I'm just glad places like AAMPs exist so that guys like us can get action too. Glad to hear your first time was a success.