Massage Parlor Reports

**Jarven4** · 10-01-23 06:15

Short Version of my RM POST:

It's been awhile since I've written a review for Ronson and for good reason. I haven't felt the need to write about anyone. If there aren't any girls. Well, no sense in me going here. I go for the girls. Not the spa.

But now, we got Emma. Now as I'm writing this, I feel like I'm about to press that "do not press" button and launch the nuke. As I've debated if I even want to share info about this beautiful woman. But I've been down this road once before, and it doesn't help out the woman by me not sharing, nor does it help out mongers. So as much as it pains me, I will share my experience with you fucks / folks. But this time it is not for science, rather for my own conscience. I guess.

Emma is a Magnificent Chinese spinner, top of the line guys. Uncommon for Ronson, who is just a perfectly proportional woman with nice man made tits small Cs with perfect small nips to match, tiny firm booty, long black hair, shaved pussy / asshole, thin legs and body, soft smooth skin, small round face with pale almond complexion, can't weigh but 100-110, barely 5 feet tall, beautiful face with nice lips. Just overall what you want out of a woman this size. You can tell she has had some expensive professional work done. But it's all done in the right way! Just. Perfecto!

Now, this girl is new to the USA. Straight out of China and doesn't know any English. But her demeanor is very friendly, she is playful and eager to please and I would assume as long as you aren't an asshole. You should have a great time with her using any translation app. Because I had no problems in the 90 minute session I had with her. I'm going to be honest, I'm typically not a fan of smaller girls. I like the boobs. But as of late, there haven't been many bigbreastedbeasts to choose from so I've been seeing more smaller / spinner type girls and I'm starting to develop a taste for them and see why guys like them. But I still prefer my tigobitties anyday!

Now services: typically massage isn't as good from smaller girls imo, but not so fast. This one was great! I will admit that it was cut short. My fault, but she had great technique and right from the get go just hopped on top (fucking thank god!) of the table and massaged me while sitting on my back. This felt amazing. She then transitioned to. I swear this was great. Massaging me with her ass. YES! I didn't even ask for this but it's my new favorite! After she lathered me up with some oil, she started to use that tiny bare-naked ass of hers and just use those cheeks to actually give me one of the best massages I've gotten. It was especially great when she made it up to my shoulders. Obviously I had to grab the goods a bit. And everything was going well until she started to slide her ass all the way down my body, down my legs. Yeah I couldn't take it and I flipped way too soon, but I don't regret it. 10/10 massage for me. It was still a good 15 minutes and my shoulders feel great!

On the flip, she goes into some DFK while she continues to run her ass / pussy on my calves, chest, cock and we transition to some 69 action. Now this is one of the best parts of smaller girls for me, as when you are in this position, you can practically eat her pussy / entire ass? I mean I felt like a damn German Shepard eating out of a tiny ass dog food bowl, swallowing her pussy / ass in one bite while she was going to town on my pole. Her pussy / ass were clean, no smell, tasted great, once again I could've just lived there permanently. She attempted to do some DT, but her mouth is physically too small, still felt great though. She really enjoyed me eating her shit out as we went at it for a good 20 minutes while she alternated between BBBJ, HE and taking breaks between her orgasms. There was a little tooth action. But I think that is just the reality of what happens when you reach the physical capacity that one's mouth can actually hold. But it didn't bother me one bit 9/10.

Kama sutra time, after she collapses on top of me, she pops on my Hat and mounts me for some ACG, RCG, CG etc. Action, all solid performances 8/10. We swap places we me standing up and her lying down and do some Mish, dog, K9 variants, all great and easily could have blown my load by now, but I hold on for a bit longer 8/10.

Finally, I hop back on the table, cradle her ass a bit with my hands into what's becoming one of my favorites, the leaping frog / Jack hammer position and start slow and speed up until I blow my load and fill up the bag. Love the small girls for this position. 10/10.

After we done, we relax a bit, chat over the translater, then head off to the showers and finish cleaning up for the night.

Honestly, one of the best times I've had. I'm glad to have Emma at Ronson so I don't have to drive clear across town anymore. I mean I still do that to check out new talent, but it's nice to have Emma nearby so I know I have that reliable talent. Staking my flag here guys. I will be setting up camp here for the time being. J4 approved, not much more to say. As always, until the next one.

**GilfLover** · 09-30-23 11:32

Visited Cherry yesterday. I like it when the Erma girls head out to east county. It's closer to me, quieter, and vibe seems more laid back. She's a great provider, excellent body, amazing tits, and knows how to get the most out of an older monger like me.

Great medium rub, teasing and slides. Body kisses, to some lfk.

And dfk. Flip to BBBJ, cfs multiple positions. Amazing finish with Russian / BBBJCIM finish. Forgot my supplements and measuring cup, so can't give any info on that.

Peace.

GL.

**Bkr1967** · 09-29-23 21:24

Originally Posted by Reds101 [View Original Post]

On the post you quoted, you can click on "view original post" to see which post they are quoting. 2 clicks led me to find they are talking about relaxation station on miramar.

Thanks now I know.

**HallPass** · 09-29-23 19:14

Originally Posted by RoseyPahlm69 [View Original Post]

She's not a looker, but she's not bad to look at either. Most of the time my eyes are closed so I'm imagining some thing else. But she is very chatty kind of hard to understand because of her broken English, but she does understand and speak English. Probably late 30's early 40's hard worker and aims to please.

What is your normal tip for a 90 min session?

**Reds101** · 09-29-23 18:31

Originally Posted by Bkr1967 [View Original Post]

Also would be helpful to know where she works. Is this Lulu for you spa Lemon Grove?

On the post you quoted, you can click on "view original post" to see which post they are quoting. 2 clicks led me to find they are talking about relaxation station on miramar.

**Bkr1967** · 09-29-23 17:48

Originally Posted by RoseyPahlm69 [View Original Post]

She's not a looker, but she's not bad to look at either. Most of the time my eyes are closed so I'm imagining some thing else. But she is very chatty kind of hard to understand because of her broken English, but she does understand and speak English. Probably late 30's early 40's hard worker and aims to please.

Also would be helpful to know where she works. Is this Lulu for you spa Lemon Grove?

**Rosey Pahlm 69** · 09-29-23 15:15

She's not a looker, but she's not bad to look at either. Most of the time my eyes are closed so I'm imagining some thing else. But she is very chatty kind of hard to understand because of her broken English, but she does understand and speak English. Probably late 30's early 40's hard worker and aims to please.

Originally Posted by Hoota [View Original Post]

Can you report back with their approximate age and can you rate their looks?

Also, what was the damage for 90 minutes?

**TacoBull** · 09-29-23 14:22

Not going to crosspost the Rubmaps review since a few users seem to be taking issue with the crossposting but I saw Nancy yesterday. She's there til Sunday I guess, just passing through. With the Tina vs Angela debate at Mesa I've just got to chime in and say I've seen Tina, Angela, and Nancy 2-3 times each and Nancy has them both beat easily in both body and service. Tina's got a gorgeous face but Nancy is all natural and her body is fucking perfect for an AMP girl and I haven't seen a negative review of her yet, so bonus points for consistency.

I think I'm taking a few weeks off to kinda reset and get caught up on work biz, but I'll be back at it just as hard mid-October.

**TallTales** · 09-29-23 12:44

Read some reviews, looking for BBBJTCIM, and ended up here. After ringing the doorbell and being greeted by Celine, I was led to my room. She asked if I had an appointment, which I didn't, and she said her appointment would be coming soon, I asked her if any other girl was available. To my luck, Wendy was. I hand her share before she exits, then wait a few minutes before Wendy enters, wearing some white short midriff-baring outfit top and white miniskirt. Look so cute.

Physically speaking, she's very attractive for her age, although it's starting to show in the face. Noticeable. Also, I personally enjoy my women with around ass, she has.

Personality wise, she's amazing. Throughout my whole visit, she was friendly, enthusiastic, and up-beat. She seems to really enjoy her work, is extremely good at it, and is happy if you're happy. Although I want to try some of the other providers here, she'll definitely be a repeat at some point.

Moving on. The session starts off with a very thorough shower and a BBBJ. You can opt to skip the shower, but I prefer the whole experience, rather than simple hot towels, which can be quite abrasive. Performance, again, amazing. Like I said before, she seems to enjoy her work, is extremely good at it, and loves making you happy.

Once we get back into the room, she has me lay down on my stomach, and goes on to what I can only describe as blow-drying me gently from about an inch away, combined with kisses and light raking of nails, all over. This whole time, I'm entranced, watching her in the surrounding mirrors. This brings me chills and gets both my nipples and member hard. On the flip, she does the same thing but with a little more teasing. She transitions into continuing the BBBJ and has me damn near finishing within a few minutes due to the anticipation. As a side note, I absolutely love getting head, and actually prefer it to some punani, so I know good head when I get it. Keep in mind she wasn't even trying to finish me, and instead, only prepping, yet it was still amazing. However, I'm also the type to get my money's worth. With that stated, she professionally slips a rubber on by mouth and hops on for some CG, followed by DS, then Mish. Once I'm relatively close, I tell her I want to CIM, and she gladly removes the rubber and goes to town. Although it took some time to get me there, because I was taking my time to enjoy it and watch her, it was the hardest and longest I've came in a while. I vouch for a hot towel this time for a quick clean-up.

The most surprising thing about this visit is the legit 10 minute massage I received afterward, to use the rest of my time. Anywhere else I've been, you'd be lucky to receive a quarter-ass massage (half of a half-ass massage, LOL), and your time is up when you're finished. She gave me a deep, thorough back-massage via her feet after asking what area I wanted her to focus on, and she actually knew what she was doing. After all was said and done, I got dressed, handed her her tip which she never said a word about or even counted, and she saw me off with a little kiss and love tap on the ass. What a way to start a day. Definitely recommend.

**Jarven4** · 09-29-23 11:18

Originally Posted by LukeMonster [View Original Post]

Went here tonight and chose Tina. Really nice rack, pretty face with some plastic surgery for sure, kinda no ass. She's definitely really hot, and I know it must be a tough job to be happy and cheerful all the time, but she had the most rushed "I don't want to be here" attitude I've experienced from a provider. 0/10 massage, no interest in talking, ended things early. Saw Angela and wish I had gone with her she had a more positive fun vibe and honestly I think she's a little prettier. Lucy is cute too, but seems pretty inexperienced.

YMMV, but I can't say I'm surprised even with the great review I gave her. I did go into great detail on the nuances of my visits with her that hopefully would help you guys out and let you know if she is the right one for you. Severe language barriers can really take a tole on some of these girls because one bad experience for them from one of the guys can ruin it for all of us. All the things you point out are spelled out in my review of her LOL, but ultimately I've had great experiences with her as I'm a little more open to working with my providers on these sorts of issues.

It's a bummer man. I would encourage you folks to read my reviews as even though they are long and do contain typical penthouse review stuff. People like it I guess. I do try to put a lot of important detail in there for you as to build a better picture of what some of these girls are like. Tina, as beautiful as she is, is inexperienced (not skill wise) at dealing with people. Due to the language she doesn't know. And that will lead to some not receiving the best service, as pointed out in my review. She definitely doesn't have the more default bubbly personality of Angela or Ivy.

When in doubt, reach out to your boys! Like not all girls are a perfect fit for everyone.

**Hoota** · 09-29-23 11:17

Originally Posted by LukeMonster [View Original Post]

Went here tonight and chose Tina. Really nice rack, pretty face with some plastic surgery for sure, kinda no ass. She's definitely really hot, and I know it must be a tough job to be happy and cheerful all the time, but she had the most rushed "I don't want to be here" attitude I've experienced from a provider. 0/10 massage, no interest in talking, ended things early. Saw Angela and wish I had gone with her she had a more positive fun vibe and honestly I think she's a little prettier. Lucy is cute too, but seems pretty inexperienced.

If you check out a previous post of mine, you will note I picked up a similar vibe from Tina. I have never had an appointment with her, but had a little bit of interaction in the hallway. She had this vibe of "don't talk to me or touch me". I thought she was prettier than Angela, but Angela for sure had a good attitude. I have absolutely no intentions of booking Tina because attitude goes a long way.

**Poonp69** · 09-29-23 10:39

Originally Posted by LukeMonster [View Original Post]

Went here tonight and chose Tina. Really nice rack, pretty face with some plastic surgery for sure, kinda no ass. She's definitely really hot, and I know it must be a tough job to be happy and cheerful all the time, but she had the most rushed "I don't want to be here" attitude I've experienced from a provider. 0/10 massage, no interest in talking, ended things early. Saw Angela and wish I had gone with her she had a more positive fun vibe and honestly I think she's a little prettier. Lucy is cute too, but seems pretty inexperienced.

Ah dang that's unlucky must've caught Tina in a bad time. My experience was pretty good actually. Agree that her face and rack really carries and I'm a sucker for those things so all in all I had a pretty good time with her. I'll give her a second try to see. Yeah! Angela is pretty good! Had her a week ago and she's got all the chops and is attentive haha.

**SDpyro** · 09-29-23 09:28

Anyone know where Bella is?

She used to work at Gold and Daisy in CV. But haven't seen her in quite a while.

**BKane80** · 09-29-23 01:38

Originally Posted by RoseyPahlm69 [View Original Post]

Good afternoon gentlemen, this is not a shill post. Just wanted you all to know if you are looking for a non-FS facility with the absolute best in a CMT level massage, and you are in the Miramar area. Most of you are familiar with Wildflower. Go across the street and down a block to relaxation station. Sarah no longer works there as she is I guess the owner. But the person you need to get a rub from is Lulu. She is top notch. Much better than Tina or Summer or Leah across the street. You don't get big boob play like you do with Leah but her massage skills are excellent. She also does 90 minute too! Go check her out!! Tall. Great body. Small A cups. Tight legs and butt. OTC allowed and HJ finish! Worth the time.

Visited Lulu per this recommendation and it was a good experience. Massage was above average as was her HJ. Physical description was accurate. She is tall with nice legs, however, I would say she's on the older side. Maybe late 30's or early 40's. Still attractive though. I'd see her again.

**LukeMonster** · 09-29-23 00:35

Went here tonight and chose Tina. Really nice rack, pretty face with some plastic surgery for sure, kinda no ass. She's definitely really hot, and I know it must be a tough job to be happy and cheerful all the time, but she had the most rushed "I don't want to be here" attitude I've experienced from a provider. 0/10 massage, no interest in talking, ended things early. Saw Angela and wish I had gone with her she had a more positive fun vibe and honestly I think she's a little prettier. Lucy is cute too, but seems pretty inexperienced.