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06-14-24 09:23 #25155
Posts: 4916How many fucking times do I have to say it
This post will lead this thread for a year.
I'm now adding Erma to this list. The new users posting about it are all connected and most of the Seniors posting about them are writing Penthouse Forum letters. You guys who want the forum to have integrity know the drill. You report the post I ban the user.
Nobody can post about Spa 7 or 108 on this website. I had to take this drastic action because they were creating hundreds of fake accounts in order to post Penthouse Letter style fake reviews. It wasn't caprecious, it was after trying for a fucking year to get them to stop and they just fucking refused. Fucking Mimi had sooooo many Senior members balls in her pockets and had them posting such bullshit reports (probably in exchange for sessions) that this thread had gotten unusable.
DO NOT, in ANY fucking way, mention 108 or Spa 7, I'm not even going to bother with moderation anymore, I'm just going to fucking ban you. And any of you guys who think you can be cute and make up some fake names so you can still post about them guaran-fucking-teed I will fucking ban you for that. First time, you do it, you are fucking gone.
Is this simple enough for all of you to understand? I'm going to make this post lead this thread for a year so there is no "I didn't fucking know" bullshit.
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Today 17:11 #25154
Posts: 77Best HJ
Originally Posted by BamanBsk [View Original Post]
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Today 16:06 #25153
Posts: 585Serene Spa
Originally Posted by TempleAvenue [View Original Post]
Has anyone else seen her? Sometimes there are unpleasant surprises under their clothes.
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Today 15:08 #25152
Posts: 201Arjons MMS Ella aka Kitty
Originally Posted by ADwightSchrute [View Original Post]
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Today 13:51 #25151
Posts: 11ECB Intel?
Anyone got any new good reports or updates on UFS, Star Spa, or Gold Spa? I haven't been mongering in years but was working nearby and drove past Gold Spa. Saw a glimpse of a pretty darker skin and lean big boots cutie in the parking lot and was wondering if anyone's popped by Gold Spa lately and van verify that this provider is as good as she looks.
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Today 11:48 #25150
Posts: 222Originally Posted by SeanMendez345 [View Original Post]Originally Posted by BKane80 [View Original Post]
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Today 10:49 #25149
Posts: 1VV Oriental
Stopped by VV yesterday, was a walk in, they didn't answer the phone, so I thought it must be.
Busy which means its a good place. Only had one that was to my liking. Linda was good. Massage was soothing, HJ firm then soft then firm, drove me insane in the membrane. Then the BBBJ happened, was very light and slippery. I like how she has experience.
Rubber, then some hot sex, from the back. I hit that shit from the back. Then you know what happens.
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Yesterday 21:47 #25148
Posts: 43Oasis
The entrance is shared with a chiropractic office so kind of confusing when entering. Oasis is on the left. . 45 for hhr and probably. 70 for hr (didn't clarify) house. I ended up with a bad breath 40's chubby. Should have walked but little Manny has a mind of his own. She did about a five minute massage then flip with her on top and riding cfs. She reached behind and fingered the prostate while riding. That was a first for me! LOL Surprisingly, she actually finished the session with a decent massage and used up the full hhr. This place is in a pretty busy food shopping complex on convoy as I did the walk of shame coming out. Manny.
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Yesterday 21:42 #25147
Posts: 2Best teaser?
Aside from Tina from wildflower I haven't seen anyone give a better HJ plus tease. The way she teases you while you're face down getting a massage really gets you going, and then when she finally grabs it is the best feeling in the world. Anyone know who else does that?
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Yesterday 18:08 #25146
Posts: 51Arjons Confirmation
Thanks fellas for confirming my experience was not out of the ordinary. Thought I was the outlier as I don't remember reading any terrible reviews on this place.
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Yesterday 16:50 #25145
Posts: 1Lotus Spa on Ohio Street
I am visiting San Diego in May and a friend of mine recommended Lotus Spa, but there are no posts about this place. Can anyone let me know if I should visit or stick with the places everyone is posting? MRC etc.
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Yesterday 14:30 #25144
Posts: 76The norm Arjons
Originally Posted by BKane80 [View Original Post]
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Yesterday 13:20 #25143
Posts: 43Lucy at Arjons, hard pass
Originally Posted by BKane80 [View Original Post]
Lucy had large natural DDs, face was very average looking and tbh not very appealing if it wasn't for her breasts (I went to see Alicia but she was busy I guess), short at about 5'1" tall, she was petite with a very chubby physical build and that tight dress she was wearing was working overtime to hold it all in. Poor girl.
House fee: 60 for half hour Provider Tip: 160.
The session was very rushed. It seemed like there was another customer waiting so she wanted the cash up front and went straight to boom boom motioning. BBBJ was okay, no DT, very rushed, no BLS, and was barely enough to get me hard. If it wasn't for her giant tits being rubbed on my cock, I don't think I little guy would have budged. It also doesn't help that I can hear the MMS on the phone yelling in mandarin on the phone through the paper thin walls; very annoying and huge mood killer.
No 69, no FIV, no FIA, and it wasn't because of money either, it was all just time. I had even scheduled an appointment so I don't know what the deal was. She climbed on top and attempted to ACG with very little effort, but it just wasn't working because of her size so we swapped to standing missionary. Her pussy felt very good like this and it was a wonderful sight to see her giant tits moving around. I grabbed onto them and shook them all around, but she didn't like that LOL. I ended up finishing in the rubber standing doggie and once again her fat pussy felt fantastic like this, so it wasn't all bad.
She cleans me up with those alcohol wipes which kinda burn and I still have about 10 minutes. Lucy leaves to take a quick shower and mms tells me I have to hurry up and leave because customers are waiting. WTF kind of shit is that! Anyways, took me about a minute to grab my shit and leave out the other door. I just never liked the vibe at this place and I really won't ever come back, I don't care what provider is working tbh.
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Yesterday 09:47 #25142
Posts: 4Originally Posted by PenguinsAndieg [View Original Post]
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Yesterday 01:30 #25141
Posts: 4Maci-Mesa Ridge Ct (MRC)
Came in the other night for Maci. Overall I had a good time and she's got a pretty face. Long hair, juicy lips, skinny body but not too skinny. She doesn't know much english but she gives a lot of energy and gives you all the attention.
Features: Body is skinny and has pancake sized tits that feel soft and natural. Ass is round and she can bend it really accentuating her curves. Her face is pretty too lips and eyes are highlight.
Service: She gives all the works. Gave me a BBBJ, kissed and licked my balls and nipples. ALso gave me some DFK and 69. For CFS she's down to do all position. I did mish and doggy and finished.
Satisfation: I was very satisfied and had a good time with her. She's not really crazy with the massages but that's not why I'm going there anyways. And yeah she's very sweet! Definitly a good one.