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  1. #25267
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    How many fucking times do I have to say it

    This post will lead this thread for a year.

    Now I'm adding Mesa ridge court to the list. Fuck these idiots can't figure this out.

    I'm now adding Erma to this list. The new users posting about it are all connected and most of the Seniors posting about them are writing Penthouse Forum letters. You guys who want the forum to have integrity know the drill. You report the post I ban the user.

    Nobody can post about Spa 7 or 108 on this website. I had to take this drastic action because they were creating hundreds of fake accounts in order to post Penthouse Letter style fake reviews. It wasn't caprecious, it was after trying for a fucking year to get them to stop and they just fucking refused. Fucking Mimi had sooooo many Senior members balls in her pockets and had them posting such bullshit reports (probably in exchange for sessions) that this thread had gotten unusable.

    DO NOT, in ANY fucking way, mention 108 or Spa 7, I'm not even going to bother with moderation anymore, I'm just going to fucking ban you. And any of you guys who think you can be cute and make up some fake names so you can still post about them guaran-fucking-teed I will fucking ban you for that. First time, you do it, you are fucking gone.

    Is this simple enough for all of you to understand? I'm going to make this post lead this thread for a year so there is no "I didn't fucking know" bullshit.

    A2

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  3. #25265

    Old news can be found here

    Quote Originally Posted by SDpyro  [View Original Post]
    Figured I'd bring it up to admin but delete if necessary.

    I was driving past 7 Spa and noticed it had closed signs. I wonder what happened and I guess I'd be cautious if they just move and rebrand.
    http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...923&viewfull=1#post6768923.

    https://youtu.be/2jxayCV31VQ?si=BqZLLZ5VguvsEaCx

  4. #25264

    Spa Hans

    I got the call last night that there was a new Thai provider that I had to check out. So, since I love Thai, I messaged MMS to let her know that it would be about 20 minutes before I got there; it was close to quitting time. When I arrived, Helen met me at the front door. Mali was waiting behind the second door. She had just gotten out the shower so she only had a towel on.

    Mali is a MILF. She's about 4'11 around 100 lbs with long black hair. She has a very cute round face; always carrying a smile. I would describe her body as thick considering she has such a small frame, but not anywhere close to being fat. Nice round ass and she is clean shaven. I think her ass in amazing; not too big or small, just right for the gripping. Her breasts are some beautiful man made C's, and she has some tattoos in various locations. English is very good, so having a conversation is very easy. And, she has a very bubbly personality.

    After my shower, she gave me a nice 30 minutes Thai massage with some back walking. After the flip, she got me jackhammer ready with some BBBJ with tongue flicking action to the head. Then she mounted up for some CG before switching to Mish, K9, Mish, and finishing in Prone. She handles all positions like a champ, and she is a lot of fun.

    Definitely gets my recommendation. Go check her out since she's only here for a few more days.

    Provider: 3 stars.

    Massage: 4 stars.

    Service: 5 stars.

    Overall: 4 stars.

  5. #25263

    7 Spa Closed

    Figured I'd bring it up to admin but delete if necessary.

    I was driving past 7 Spa and noticed it had closed signs. I wonder what happened and I guess I'd be cautious if they just move and rebrand.

  6. #25262
    Quote Originally Posted by Bkr1967  [View Original Post]
    Personally will not return due to MM attempts to buy good reviews
    This is true. MMS is fucking obsessive with the reviews.

    "honey honey, please write good review ok? Which one you use? Rubmaps? Usasexguide? Please honey good review ok?

  7. #25261

    Shorted on time

    I've actually complained to the MMS / booker about how I was shorted and rushed out in a session. They promised to see a certain provider and told me they will comp the house fee. Wow. Talk about customer service.

    Quote Originally Posted by Jason619  [View Original Post]
    Thanks for confirming I'm not crazy for expecting full time. She seemed surprised by my pushing back and wanting more! I was used to great treatment as well, especially when I went more often to the same spots / girls. Trips me out that some people are okay and accept shitty service when that's literally all they are there to provide.
    .

  8. #25260
    Quote Originally Posted by DrPornDawger  [View Original Post]
    You should get the full 30 min IMHO but asking for 2 pops is YMMV depends on how treat your provider. Some ladies I've seen have gone over and wanted me to have mine. They definitely got theirs which I usually aim for (maybe faking it, but the wetness and convulsions cannot be faked. The sensitivity of their clit cannot be faked IMHO.

    One story I bust in 20 min and there's 10 min left. She tells me you want to have 2 girls, and of course I say yes. Amy gets up and grabs Apple. They both wake me up again and this time I get Apple while Amy massages my balls and I finish on both of them CIM.

    Fantastic. DM me for the deets.
    Thanks for confirming I'm not crazy for expecting full time. She seemed surprised by my pushing back and wanting more! I was used to great treatment as well, especially when I went more often to the same spots / girls. Trips me out that some people are okay and accept shitty service when that's literally all they are there to provide.

  9. #25259
    Quote Originally Posted by TacoManVa  [View Original Post]
    Usually 30 minutes there will not be 2 pops unless you find a unicorn. At massage parlors if you go for an hour it is still less than 50% that you're going to get 2 pops unless you are willing to pay whatever the extra fee is which is usually 20 or 40 bucks.

    Now if you go to an agency then you are much more likely to get a couple of pops, although some of the agencies do require a very small fee for an extra pop sdag does not.

    This is just my opinion of course your mileage may vary.
    Yep, it reminded me why I stopped going to AMPs for the most part. I forgot to mention, during the massage I heard a few customers come in and my girl was yelling back and forth to the other girl on duty or mamasan (didn't see what she looked like), so it definitely was busy and felt rushed. Probably was dumb to go midday versus early. I recalled UFS being better before, was disappointing, but as you say YMMV.

  10. #25258

    2 pops

    You should get the full 30 min IMHO but asking for 2 pops is YMMV depends on how treat your provider. Some ladies I've seen have gone over and wanted me to have mine. They definitely got theirs which I usually aim for (maybe faking it, but the wetness and convulsions cannot be faked. The sensitivity of their clit cannot be faked IMHO.

    One story I bust in 20 min and there's 10 min left. She tells me you want to have 2 girls, and of course I say yes. Amy gets up and grabs Apple. They both wake me up again and this time I get Apple while Amy massages my balls and I finish on both of them CIM.

    Fantastic. DM me for the deets.

    Quote Originally Posted by Jason619  [View Original Post]
    Recently went to a local AMP, got a cute girl, massage is good, teasing has me ready. Flip, work out business, get to it. BBBJ to start, then 69, during which I bust early. There's still like 15 minutes of my HHR left and I definitely had energy for another. She didn't seem interested in playing more or giving me more massage for the remainder. I felt cheated and asked to keep going. When she told me no through her translate app since I already came, I asked for a refund of 40. She agreed to 20. Still left annoyed.

    Am I in the wrong to expect my full 30 mins when I bust early? I've never bought into the 1 pop means it's over mentality. Guess I should've paid after, but she asked for it before the fun began. Just curious what others think or what a better move would've been? Next time I'll jerk off before ala There's Something About Mary I guess. TIA.

  11. #25257
    Quote Originally Posted by Jason619  [View Original Post]
    Recently went to a local AMP, got a cute girl, massage is good, teasing has me ready. Flip, work out business, get to it. BBBJ to start, then 69, during which I bust early. There's still like 15 minutes of my HHR left and I definitely had energy for another. She didn't seem interested in playing more or giving me more massage for the remainder. I felt cheated and asked to keep going. When she told me no through her translate app since I already came, I asked for a refund of 40. She agreed to 20. Still left annoyed.

    Am I in the wrong to expect my full 30 mins when I bust early? I've never bought into the 1 pop means it's over mentality. Guess I should've paid after, but she asked for it before the fun began. Just curious what others think or what a better move would've been? Next time I'll jerk off before ala There's Something About Mary I guess. TIA.
    Usually 30 minutes there will not be 2 pops unless you find a unicorn. At massage parlors if you go for an hour it is still less than 50% that you're going to get 2 pops unless you are willing to pay whatever the extra fee is which is usually 20 or 40 bucks.

    Now if you go to an agency then you are much more likely to get a couple of pops, although some of the agencies do require a very small fee for an extra pop sdag does not.

    This is just my opinion of course your mileage may vary.

  12. #25256

    Pretty Thai at Span Hans & Mali

    Mali is about 5'1" tall. She is Thai. She has gorgeous skin, shoulder length brown hair. She has some nice mm 34 D tits, a trimmed kitty, and some ink on her. I was able to get an hour with her. Took care of the HF, and she brought me to room 8 in the back. She gave me a good "Thai massage". She used a good amount of pressure on my whole body. It felt good. Flip time.

    Mali just took her time, she made sure that I was rock hard before she shoved those gorgeous tits in my face. I sucked on her nipples as she began stroking my cock. She starts kissing my nipples, and then begins an amazing BBBJ. She paid plenty of attention to the family jewels as well. I asked her to 69, and began kissing her clit and pussy. Mali's pussy tasted so good.

    She gloves me up, and we fucked in CG, RCG, MISSIONARY, and I finished in DOGGY. She took all positions like a champ and did not show signs of getting tired. I highly recommend seeing her. HF. 7 Tip $60.

  13. #25255

    General question

    Recently went to a local AMP, got a cute girl, massage is good, teasing has me ready. Flip, work out business, get to it. BBBJ to start, then 69, during which I bust early. There's still like 15 minutes of my HHR left and I definitely had energy for another. She didn't seem interested in playing more or giving me more massage for the remainder. I felt cheated and asked to keep going. When she told me no through her translate app since I already came, I asked for a refund of 40. She agreed to 20. Still left annoyed.

    Am I in the wrong to expect my full 30 mins when I bust early? I've never bought into the 1 pop means it's over mentality. Guess I should've paid after, but she asked for it before the fun began. Just curious what others think or what a better move would've been? Next time I'll jerk off before ala There's Something About Mary I guess. TIA.

  14. #25254

    Hans Spa has a girl from Thailand that is super fun only here for 5 days

    A friend of mine works across the street in Sorrento Valley at Qualcomm and he had gone by there early this morning and stumbled upon this little 4 ft 11 inch 100 lb lady from Thailand named Mali. She has nice man-made large C cup tits and a really cute face. Nice round bubble butt and a very open menu.

    I paid $70 for 1 hour and when she walked in she gave me a big hug and started to plant a very nice lfk on me. I have been here a couple of times before but never met anybody that could perform like this one. Then again she is from Thailand and not China so I don't really know what to say or think about it but she is a lot of fun. Speaks good enough English and can carry on a conversation. She's quite funny.

    30 minute massage which was pretty damn good and then I flipped and she just went to town on me after we discussed the prices which were very reasonable. It is not common to get girls from Thailand especially in massage shops but like I said she is open to discuss whatever it is you might want to do and I will definitely be returning.

    The hunting dog will keep on hunting and reporting.

    Have a great week sounds like she is leaving on Monday

  15. #25253
    Quote Originally Posted by BluesBalls  [View Original Post]
    What do you even tip for that?
    It depends on how long your massage is, the relationship that you have with the girl, your disposable income, etc.

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