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06-14-24 09:23 #25160
Posts: 4916How many fucking times do I have to say it
This post will lead this thread for a year.
I'm now adding Erma to this list. The new users posting about it are all connected and most of the Seniors posting about them are writing Penthouse Forum letters. You guys who want the forum to have integrity know the drill. You report the post I ban the user.
Nobody can post about Spa 7 or 108 on this website. I had to take this drastic action because they were creating hundreds of fake accounts in order to post Penthouse Letter style fake reviews. It wasn't caprecious, it was after trying for a fucking year to get them to stop and they just fucking refused. Fucking Mimi had sooooo many Senior members balls in her pockets and had them posting such bullshit reports (probably in exchange for sessions) that this thread had gotten unusable.
DO NOT, in ANY fucking way, mention 108 or Spa 7, I'm not even going to bother with moderation anymore, I'm just going to fucking ban you. And any of you guys who think you can be cute and make up some fake names so you can still post about them guaran-fucking-teed I will fucking ban you for that. First time, you do it, you are fucking gone.
Is this simple enough for all of you to understand? I'm going to make this post lead this thread for a year so there is no "I didn't fucking know" bullshit.
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Today 02:00 #25159
Posts: 29Originally Posted by DrPornDawger [View Original Post]
Goto a legit massage place for a good massage.
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Yesterday 21:50 #25158
Posts: 3056Originally Posted by DrPornDawger [View Original Post]
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Yesterday 20:28 #25157
Posts: 591Originally Posted by DrPornDawger [View Original Post]
BBFS is great.
BBFS from a girl who doesn't do BBFS is even better.
BBFS from a girl who doesn't even do FS? Now we're talking. Go to massage envy if you want a massage.
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Yesterday 18:56 #25156
Posts: 908No Massage
I went to see a favorite AMP especially one that makes me feel special when they contact you with "Hi Honey, Good morning" etc.
Anyways, I've always gone in and had a nice massage (if not great) usually get all the knots and sometimes a walk on the back.
Lately, no massage at all, light fingertips on the back and kissing and caressing me. Of course I oblige and turn over and go through the routine. She loves it when I go downtown on her.
Making her go numb and squeezing my head between her thighs as she orgasms. And of course me finishing in her mouth and painting her face and tits with my juices. And did I mention finally.
Got to go bare with her (and she tells me I'm the only one, sure but I keep coming back for that one).
But no more massage, should I stay or go now? Try another one for massage and go back to the challenge of getting a unicorn for BBFS.
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Yesterday 17:11 #25155
Posts: 77Best HJ
Originally Posted by BamanBsk [View Original Post]
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Yesterday 16:39 #25154
Posts: 3056I believe the reason for the hard sell for the 4 hands is so the girls have work or they'll end their visit early.
I don't know why these MMS don't get it. Stop shorting customers on time, stop the bait and switch and bring only beautiful ladies and we will go visit the spas. If they are going to have fuglies then reflect the rates accordingly. Offer specials on the HF or tell the girls to stop upselling customers. I'm sure even the fuglies can be busy if they accept $100/$120 tip and don't demand $160-$200 that the younger / hotter girls are getting.
Originally Posted by DudeNukem [View Original Post]Originally Posted by ADwightSchrute [View Original Post]
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Yesterday 16:38 #25153
Posts: 306Another maple spa score
They have a super cute 28 yr old Venezuelen there for a week till Thursday. She's about 5'5 thinish with dd and a phat ass. Thank me later.
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Yesterday 16:06 #25152
Posts: 585Serene Spa
Originally Posted by TempleAvenue [View Original Post]
Has anyone else seen her? Sometimes there are unpleasant surprises under their clothes.
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Yesterday 15:08 #25151
Posts: 202Arjons MMS Ella aka Kitty
Originally Posted by ADwightSchrute [View Original Post]
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Yesterday 13:51 #25150
Posts: 11ECB Intel?
Anyone got any new good reports or updates on UFS, Star Spa, or Gold Spa? I haven't been mongering in years but was working nearby and drove past Gold Spa. Saw a glimpse of a pretty darker skin and lean big boots cutie in the parking lot and was wondering if anyone's popped by Gold Spa lately and van verify that this provider is as good as she looks.
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Yesterday 11:48 #25149
Posts: 222Originally Posted by SeanMendez345 [View Original Post]Originally Posted by BKane80 [View Original Post]
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Yesterday 10:49 #25148
Posts: 1VV Oriental
Stopped by VV yesterday, was a walk in, they didn't answer the phone, so I thought it must be.
Busy which means its a good place. Only had one that was to my liking. Linda was good. Massage was soothing, HJ firm then soft then firm, drove me insane in the membrane. Then the BBBJ happened, was very light and slippery. I like how she has experience.
Rubber, then some hot sex, from the back. I hit that shit from the back. Then you know what happens.
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03-27-24 21:47 #25147
Posts: 43Oasis
The entrance is shared with a chiropractic office so kind of confusing when entering. Oasis is on the left. . 45 for hhr and probably. 70 for hr (didn't clarify) house. I ended up with a bad breath 40's chubby. Should have walked but little Manny has a mind of his own. She did about a five minute massage then flip with her on top and riding cfs. She reached behind and fingered the prostate while riding. That was a first for me! LOL Surprisingly, she actually finished the session with a decent massage and used up the full hhr. This place is in a pretty busy food shopping complex on convoy as I did the walk of shame coming out. Manny.
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03-27-24 21:42 #25146
Posts: 2Best teaser?
Aside from Tina from wildflower I haven't seen anyone give a better HJ plus tease. The way she teases you while you're face down getting a massage really gets you going, and then when she finally grabs it is the best feeling in the world. Anyone know who else does that?