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06-14-24 09:23 #25321
Posts: 4922How many fucking times do I have to say it
This post will lead this thread for a year.
Now I'm adding Mesa ridge court to the list. Fuck these idiots can't figure this out.
I'm now adding Erma to this list. The new users posting about it are all connected and most of the Seniors posting about them are writing Penthouse Forum letters. You guys who want the forum to have integrity know the drill. You report the post I ban the user.
Nobody can post about Spa 7 or 108 on this website. I had to take this drastic action because they were creating hundreds of fake accounts in order to post Penthouse Letter style fake reviews. It wasn't caprecious, it was after trying for a fucking year to get them to stop and they just fucking refused. Fucking Mimi had sooooo many Senior members balls in her pockets and had them posting such bullshit reports (probably in exchange for sessions) that this thread had gotten unusable.
DO NOT, in ANY fucking way, mention 108 or Spa 7, I'm not even going to bother with moderation anymore, I'm just going to fucking ban you. And any of you guys who think you can be cute and make up some fake names so you can still post about them guaran-fucking-teed I will fucking ban you for that. First time, you do it, you are fucking gone.
Is this simple enough for all of you to understand? I'm going to make this post lead this thread for a year so there is no "I didn't fucking know" bullshit.
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Today 09:35 #25320
Posts: 180Originally Posted by Will008 [View Original Post]
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Today 07:05 #25319
Posts: 170Originally Posted by GreekLuver [View Original Post]
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Today 00:08 #25318
Posts: 247A to Z. Closed or Open
Originally Posted by Rdguy [View Original Post]
I had actually just been there two days before that first report of closure. I had gone back for another round with Yuki. Everything seemed normal. 4 girls were working. There was a flow of traffic as I heard one or two people walk in. Nothing looked out of the ordinary at all and mamasan was acting her normal self. I've been reluctant to text her just because of the reports and even though I had a secondary line to contact too. It sounds now like everyone who was there on the last night I went is no longer there. There haven't been any news reports of a LE shutdown in the news that I've seen.
-TJNiko.
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Yesterday 23:52 #25317
Posts: 72#201 healthy spa
I decided to drop by at healthy spa, after a year in hiatus. I called the mms and said there a new girl Chinese name Lisa. When I arrived Lisa opened the door, wearing a black mini skirt, but I noticed her big breast through her dress. She not petite, but had a cute face. I believe she probably 5'3 or so. Her English was descent. Once I enter the room she started to massage, it was not bad. After 10 min or so she told to flip and took off her clothes. She did had a little weight on her but her breast made up for it. She started BBBJ for 10 min her technique was okay then after put the cover on. She told me to fuck her pussy, which was shaven make fake noise. Then we finished with doggy style. Her altitude was great. The donation is like any other FS spa. Not sure when leaving but she said leaving soon. When I was leaving the mms said they have a new latina name Lucy who works later, but did not see how she looks like.
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Yesterday 22:14 #25316
Posts: 40Mail box full
Originally Posted by GdAloha [View Original Post]
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Yesterday 20:33 #25315
Posts: 50Was FS available at this place for you?
Originally Posted by GdAloha [View Original Post]
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Yesterday 18:42 #25314
Posts: 40They reopened
Originally Posted by TacoManVa [View Original Post]
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Yesterday 15:23 #25313
Posts: 27Jessica at Ronson, those TITS, A-MAZ-ING!
I made a call to see who was available, Ivy knows what I like. She recommended Jessica so I agreed. I showed up and was greeted by Jessica, I like her smile and I could see she had a really nice rack! She led me to the room and I left the tip on the counter, she went through a cleaning ritual, mouthwash, wash hands with alcohol, and then she kissed me and told me to get comfortable. She went to get her supplies. When she came back in she got the cleaning towels and cleaned up junior, my hands again and herself. She then dropped her maid's outfit and revealed those beautiful tits! Definitely looked and felt natural which she confirmed later on. She told me lay on my stomach and she started with a not so bad massage which led to her rubbing her tits all over my back, between my legs and ass. Also while doing that she was licking and sucking up and down. Finally show time, she pulled out the pillow and started with BBBJ, dang the girl has skills. Deep throat, licking and sucking of my balls. It felt awesome! While she was doing that I was able to grab those beautiful tits and suck on those perfect nips. She then laid down with her legs in the air and we started standing Mish, CFS, she moved her tits together with her arms so that I could suck them and watch them jiggle as I pounded her. After a while I straightened her out and went into normal MS, felt so good and hearing her fake moans was also great LOL. I filled the bag and she then cleaned us up. After wrapping my manhood in tissues, she told me to lay on my stomach with the tissue still wrapped around it, she said clean ok. She then started a massage from my head to my legs which felt really nice. I told her that I was sleepy so she laid next to me and we laid there in each other arms, talking with translate app. All in all, she is great! Has awesome tits! Is young and knows how to please a man, definitely would go back to see her.
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Yesterday 10:11 #25312
Posts: 2Rose Spa in EC
Tried this spot in El Cajon. Greeted by a short lady with nice big tits and good body. Tons of face paint. But overall good looking a first glance. She ushered me into the room and said "how long. Half hour?" I said I'd like one hour and she said no, only half hour. Her tits were huge and spilling out of her sexy tiny dress. So I said okay. She turned around getting the room ready and her dress only covered half her bare ass. And it looked good. I pull out a $Ben and she looks at me like WTF? She seemed to be in a big hurry. She gives me the boom boom arms movement and says "you pay now for everything. " She say $$ for everything and I fuck you very good. That should have been my first clue but I was thrown off a bit. I wanted a one hour to relax for 30 minutes before getting to business but her delicious tits and nice ass sucked me into the vortex. This girl is all about bang bang. Or so I thought.
I get undressed, lay face down while she scurries off. She comes in and starts a back massage immediately putting oil on my back, ass and legs. Not bad, she is kind of humming a sexual grunt sound. Like she is enjoying it but in a half fake way. Other than her sounds the massage is soft pressure and nothing really sensual about it. Other than her sounds. She seems a little more relaxed now and gets the hot towel. Flip over and she pulls her dress down and lets the girls go free. And they are fantastic. I reach around and put my hand on her ass as she starts playing with Junior. She puts her big tit in my face and I start licking and sucking. She starts moaning and jerking when I get the nips hard and suck on them, kind of shouting out quietly. She is either acting or she is really sensitive. She doesn't deny me as my hand grips and rubs her ass while sucking those tits. I think it was getting too much for her as she says "you fuck me now" and backs away. I sit up and she says "you fuck me. You on top" and I say "ok boss" because fuck those tits were nice.
She says "be careful, I have a small pussy" as she lays back at the edge and I stand up to enter. Never heard that before. We start going Mish but she seems a little uncomfortable, pushing her hand on my stomach to control how deep I go and it takes away from it all. She is grunting, looking at the monitor and of course someone walks in the door. She pushes me off and jumps up to go greet him. He had an appointment I guess because he was the reason I only got half hour. I think she told him to come back in a few minutes because he left and we got back to business. I asked her how many girls here and she said 2, other girl busy. I asked her what her name was. I think she said Lin or Wen, not sure. She didn't really want to tell me.
We go back to mish at the edge of the table but now I'm focused on her face and thinking. Is this lady 50? Her body is excellent, her skin is like a 20 year old but her face? Bad botox, plastic surgery or something but shit. Now all this stuff is in my head and it kills it.
I'm totally out of sync and she says, I mouth you. Maybe she could feel my waning interest or she was saving that pussy for the next guy. I thought sure, I'll lay back and let her go to town. She pulls off the cover as I lay back and she starts working it with her hand. But she starts dirty talking and actually I start getting turned on as my hand reaches under and finger her wet pussy. That got things turbo charged as she jackhammers me with her big tits and after a few "fuck my big tits, fuck my big tits" like she is really enjoying it I blow my load all over her tits. She seems impressed (or just making me feel good) and shows me her cum tits and says "wow you got all over me, I like". So it worked, I did feel good LOL.
I didn't use it but I think they have a shower. The massage. 5 out of 10. The FS. Eh the fucking wasn't so good. Give it a 3. The HJ. 8. But I hate being rushed and pressured and interupted so I doubt I will see her again. But I will think about her soft skin, her nice ass peeking out of that dress and those delicious tits for a few days.
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Yesterday 00:22 #25311
Posts: 109Originally Posted by TacoManVa [View Original Post]
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04-25-24 23:51 #25310
Posts: 228Spoiled in San Diego
Originally Posted by Rdguy [View Original Post]
these neighborhoods like Chula Vista.
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04-25-24 23:36 #25309
Posts: 232Originally Posted by GdAloha [View Original Post]
As for window shopping, YMMV. You can shop anywhere if you're already a regular. Tipping MMS helps if it's your first time there. I have walked out on providers if they didn't finish the job. I took the FS fee back, gave MMS a $20 and said girl was no good. MMS laughed, then scolded the girl as I left.
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04-25-24 22:25 #25308
Posts: 303Originally Posted by GdAloha [View Original Post]
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04-25-24 22:25 #25307
Posts: 8CC again
Stopped by one of my favorites: New Oriental Massage. It was late afternoon. CC is petite, Beautiful smile. Doesn't speak English well but uses phone translator. Led me to a room, some light kissing and some touching my crotch. I was not there for the massage. Tipped her up front. Clothes came off and she checked me out and cleaned me up. BLS fantastic with eye contact, BBBJ and rotated around for 69. Beautiful ass and kitty.
She installed the cover for CFS. Applied lube and went FCG. She asked me something, and I said "yes" (even though I did not understand the question). She positioned herself for doggie. Mirror view fantastic as we looked at each other smiling. Finished missionary, she was getting close to finishing, but I messed that up by stopping too soon. Hot towel cleanup and mouthwash. Bye-bye honey. See you next time.