Massage Parlor Reports

[Lovable]

Has anyone seen luana? Willing to spring for $$ hr for a legit massage if it's worth it. I've been craving a milfy Latina lately lmao.

https://sandiego.rubratings.com/127725

She's really nice and pics are real. A little expensive for me so haven't been back. YMMV as far as the menu goes.

[RChangDatyKing]

Longtime lurker, ready to contribute. How do you know what options are available and what to tip without outright asking? I was at Massage Oasis on Convoy. Asked papasan if they have young pretty girls and he says all pretty I will like. I get an old chubby lady so I ask for another girl or I'm leaving. Another girl named Vicky comes. Twenties, thin, not bad looking, good English. She gives me a table shower and says you tip good and I say if she takes good care of me. Uneventful table shower and we go to room. I tell her I hope she takes better care of me during massage if she wants a good tip. She laughs and says $1000 is a good tip. Fucking kidding right. Massage starts off good then turns to nothing as if she could feel my disappointment. I felt like she was trying to avoid saying the obvious and I was too. So nothing happened and she could tell I was pissed. Gave her twenty and told her she's lucky I gave her that much for a nothing table shower and massage. She mumbles thank you looking down. I tell papasan no good. He says come back he promise pretty young girl. I told him I asked for that when I got there. He just repeats himself. I tell him he's a liar and I'll go to the many other spas down the street. He says okay bye bye. Did I pick the only AMP on Convoy that doesn't offer shit and treats you like a fool?

Papasan did the same thing to me a couple of times so I stopped going there. He told me I would get a young and pretty girl, but one time the masseuse was chubby and another time she was almost in her 50's. I had them both finish the massage. It was legit only and nothing great to mention. When I told papasan he was a liar, he told me all the young and pretty girls were busy. I asked him why he didn't tell me that before I went in the room, and he said next time.

Massage Oasis is a complete waste of time.

[AmpsPlus]

I've been going to AMPs for several years now. I am mostly a 40/40 type guy, and I've been to almost all of them in SD. My favorite girl is named Mary and she was at Asian Angel Spa on El Cajon Blvd. , but I see it is closed down now. Any idea where I might be able to find her?

Guessing they are not in business anywhere around here. Mary was smart. They didn't take blocked calls so she had everyone's number. If she opened up elsewhere I'm thinking she would have sent out a text or something for immediate business. Still, if you find anything out give a shout. She was an atf.

[SdfitLife]

Longtime lurker, ready to contribute. How do you know what options are available and what to tip without outright asking? I was at Massage Oasis on Convoy. Asked papasan if they have young pretty girls and he says all pretty I will like. I get an old chubby lady so I ask for another girl or I'm leaving. Another girl named Vicky comes. Twenties, thin, not bad looking, good English. She gives me a table shower and says you tip good and I say if she takes good care of me. Uneventful table shower and we go to room. I tell her I hope she takes better care of me during massage if she wants a good tip. She laughs and says $1000 is a good tip. Fucking kidding right. Massage starts off good then turns to nothing as if she could feel my disappointment. I felt like she was trying to avoid saying the obvious and I was too. So nothing happened and she could tell I was pissed. Gave her twenty and told her she's lucky I gave her that much for a nothing table shower and massage. She mumbles thank you looking down. I tell papasan no good. He says come back he promise pretty young girl. I told him I asked for that when I got there. He just repeats himself. I tell him he's a liar and I'll go to the many other spas down the street. He says okay bye bye. Did I pick the only AMP on Convoy that doesn't offer shit and treats you like a fool?

As far as I know massage oasis is legit. I think a few members have had luck but that's definitely not what they're known for.

[SdfitLife]

Has anyone seen luana? Willing to spring for $$ hr for a legit massage if it's worth it. I've been craving a milfy Latina lately lmao.

https://sandiego.rubratings.com/127725

[FotherMucker]

Any Japanese AMPs recommendations?

I think some of you may appreciate this.

Japanese airlines: https://m.xhamster.com/videos/fly-ja...anteed-6407971.

[FotherMucker]

Longtime lurker, ready to contribute. How do you know what options are available and what to tip without outright asking? I was at Massage Oasis on Convoy. Asked papasan if they have young pretty girls and he says all pretty I will like. I get an old chubby lady so I ask for another girl or I'm leaving. Another girl named Vicky comes. Twenties, thin, not bad looking, good English. She gives me a table shower and says you tip good and I say if she takes good care of me. Uneventful table shower and we go to room. I tell her I hope she takes better care of me during massage if she wants a good tip. She laughs and says $1000 is a good tip. Fucking kidding right. Massage starts off good then turns to nothing as if she could feel my disappointment. I felt like she was trying to avoid saying the obvious and I was too. So nothing happened and she could tell I was pissed. Gave her twenty and told her she's lucky I gave her that much for a nothing table shower and massage. She mumbles thank you looking down. I tell papasan no good. He says come back he promise pretty young girl. I told him I asked for that when I got there. He just repeats himself. I tell him he's a liar and I'll go to the many other spas down the street. He says okay bye bye. Did I pick the only AMP on Convoy that doesn't offer shit and treats you like a fool?

[Horde Prime]

So. I've been banging at the wrong a spa?

There's one on college blvd. Some cute 30-40 slimmer ladies with nice little titties.

Bring your own cover.

Older building with dirty carpet.

Dude at the front desk.

No wonder I couldn't find those young freaks I was reading about!

Ha ha. When I read a report about Jasmine here I googled ASpa and got the info to that College Ave location. I called first and the dude answered saying they didn't have a Jasmine working there. So I looked at that monger directory (rub map or some shit). And found the Mercury location. At least they got hoes at the College Ave one though!

[TwoBlueBalls]

I guess it is this one?

https://www.yelp.com/biz/massage-a-spa-san-diego

Got to love the Yelp reviews from the naive that go to our favorite spas!

No surprise! Men love it, women hate it.

[TwoBlueBalls]

That makes sense. Only it doesn't apply in this case.

Why doesn't it apply, unless you're referring to these members putting in just a little bit of effort searching the forum?

[TwoBlueBalls]

Is this the #305 one I wana know how much the damage was if you wouldn't mind me asking.

Yup, that's the place! I'm told these gals take standard rates for half hour of standard full service. $120 reluctantly, $140+ preferably. I never do less than an hour and take full advantage of all the charms these ladies have to offer for most of that time. Based on most of the posts on these forum, I know I'm getting waaay above standard service so I tip waaay above standard. As always YMMV!

[Teslagus]

Hey guys looking for some pointers to find a nice big breasted woman (D and up. Ok maybe c and up LOL), any clues will be greatly appreciated. Near Mission Valley if possible Thanks!!

[Southali]

Below.

If posters would give at least the street name for the location guys would not have to ask "where is it?"

That makes sense. Only it doesn't apply in this case.

[HaiwaiPaowang]

So. I've been banging at the wrong a spa?

There's one on college blvd. Some cute 30-40 slimmer ladies with nice little titties.

Bring your own cover.

Older building with dirty carpet.

Dude at the front desk.

No wonder I couldn't find those young freaks I was reading about!

I guess it is this one?

https://www.yelp.com/biz/massage-a-spa-san-diego

[CduBonusG]

Anyone been to Massage Wen in SM lately? Are they still 40/40? Who is good there these days?