Massage Parlor Reports

[Admin2]

This post will lead this thread for a year.

Now I'm adding Mesa ridge court to the list. Fuck these idiots can't figure this out.

I'm now adding Erma to this list. The new users posting about it are all connected and most of the Seniors posting about them are writing Penthouse Forum letters. You guys who want the forum to have integrity know the drill. You report the post I ban the user.

Nobody can post about Spa 7 or 108 on this website. I had to take this drastic action because they were creating hundreds of fake accounts in order to post Penthouse Letter style fake reviews. It wasn't caprecious, it was after trying for a fucking year to get them to stop and they just fucking refused. Fucking Mimi had sooooo many Senior members balls in her pockets and had them posting such bullshit reports (probably in exchange for sessions) that this thread had gotten unusable.

DO NOT, in ANY fucking way, mention 108 or Spa 7, I'm not even going to bother with moderation anymore, I'm just going to fucking ban you. And any of you guys who think you can be cute and make up some fake names so you can still post about them guaran-fucking-teed I will fucking ban you for that. First time, you do it, you are fucking gone.

Is this simple enough for all of you to understand? I'm going to make this post lead this thread for a year so there is no "I didn't fucking know" bullshit.

A2

[BKane80]

Went here on a whim after having a bad experience at an agency and lucked out as I was greeted by a young, slender, petite Chinese girl named Yoyo or Yuyu. Usually this spa has only MILFS and I have never had someone young here yet until today. Yoyo grabbed my hand and led me to the room. Once there, I just started kissing all over her body and neck. Lifted her dress and she started grinding on me. At this point I didn't even negotiate anything, I just handed her $200. She left to get the supplies and when she came back, continued what we were doing except with our clothes off. Skipped the BBBJ because I just wanted to fuck her. Threw on the condom and entered her mish while DFK'ing. Didn't take me long and blew in the bag in about 3 minutes. She was very attractive and passionate.

[Emerica1228]

Anyone have intel on Bianca the Latina? PM please! Thank you!

[LipLover 88]

Saw her this morning. Reviews have been pretty good. Got there she took me in the room and was moving pretty fast, but I'm an older man well hung. It was kind of funny. She started with them big old massive tits all over my body with oil finally got me hard L O L definitely good BBBJ but no DT too big Period started tit fucking her between there and her mouth, then the cover went on GOT mish Took the cover off and went back to tits and mouth blew first part of the load on her tits she thought I was finished and stuck it in her mouth and I unloaded LOL she freaked out. Couldn't wait to get some mouthwash it was funny. Made it well worth. $$20 total. Happy hunting gentleman.

[LipLover 88]

Yeah 2 years ago the place was the best dumping a load place for me. Lots of the girls would do BBFSCIP. Since new management the place is dyed out, best you can do is a HJ. Nancy back in the day was the best, sure wish I knew where she went to. Stupid me didn't get her number. I still go there once in a while thinking that might go back to FS. Not happened yet.

You are right my brother Nancy was the best. She moved to unique on East Plaza Boulevard but since then she has went back to China. Haven't been there since.

[WillyWoodBlock]

Any places that actually tease for a bit instead of going straight for it?

I'm a big fan of the teasing.

FS spas usually get straight down to business because both parties know what they're in for and the sooner the negotiations begin, the sooner both parties can get what they want. Not much good teasing to be had at FS spas in my experience.

The best teasing is to be had at a non FS spa where the pretext is you are a there for a decent massage and if you go to the right place you will get teased the entire time up until the flip. Alternatively if you're willing to pay a bit more up front there are some independent massage providers that do something akin to teasing. Rosely comes to mind. The massage she gives is a mixture of traditional massage techniques and sensual teasing.

[AllCock]

"A" was one of my low budget UTR spots but haven't been back in over 2 years or so.

Yeah 2 years ago the place was the best dumping a load place for me. Lots of the girls would do BBFSCIP. Since new management the place is dyed out, best you can do is a HJ. Nancy back in the day was the best, sure wish I knew where she went to. Stupid me didn't get her number. I still go there once in a while thinking that might go back to FS. Not happened yet.

[Rabarabaraba1]

Any places that actually tease for a bit instead of going straight for it?

[DavDerk]

I've been there a few times. Got offered BBFS once, CFS another time, only HJ another. The girls are nothing to ride home about and for the price you can get better elsewhere. Looks like a new owner took over the old LJ Foot Massage up by College and ECB, changed the name. If anyone has intel on that it would be much appreciated.

-MASSAGE A-.

May, even at the beginning of the month, had been extremely hectic for me. I ended up around College Ave looking for some AMP fun, but was met with disappointment across the board in that area. Even tried out some across El Cajon, only to be disappointed, even by the hotspots like UFS, and what not. Ended up seeing Massage A on google maps, and vaguely remembered some of you posting about it on the forum. I was a bit sketched out at first since it's in an area where there's a lot of older people who tend to stare, seeing as it's on a strip with an actual chiropractor, and several other clinics. Ultimately, I shelved that sense of shame in the end since I was all horned up. Get in, see a plexiglass paneled reception area with two receptionists. And older lady and a nice, beautiful young lady. I was greeted by the older lady and so I proceeded to ask my usual questions. Luckily the phone rang and she went back into an office to pick it up, leaving the young lady to take care of me. Ended up paying with card, but I had cash on me anyway so I thought this might be a FS AMP after all. She leads me back, and I start noticing the disinterest in the girl.

[PanchoVilla69]

Saw Amanda on Thursday and she was amazing. DudeNukem's intell was 100% spot on her body is easily a 10/10 for me giant natural tits, small waste with a bubble butt too. You can tell she's a bit older and had some work done on her face but doesn't take away from the experience. BBBJ, TF, and CFS hade trying to think of something else just so I wouldn't pop too early. Nice room set up with a mirror against wall so you can fully appreciate BBBJ and TF action. $2. Total for the half. 5 to the house and. 15 to her highly recommended and wish she was sticking around she would be one of my ATFs but she told me that she is only staying for 1 more week. See her before she's gone. Anyone with big tit Intel please feel free to DM. As Always everyone s posts are much appreciated Happy huntings.

[MrMurphy54]

Found this place on my phone while running some errands in the area. Tucked in the back of a small corner business complex, pretty utr, won't see it unless you were looking for it. Met by "Mary" 30's Chinese lady, appears to be a one girl shop. She's dressed showing some cleavage up top and black pants. Massage was pretty vanilla, mostly rubbing back, no teasing or sensuality at all. But I figured there must be reason for the cleavage so hung in to see how it played out.

On the flip it was immediate negotiations, pulled up her top for some boob play, tried to get BBBJ but had to settle for CBJ, midway, elected to upgrade to FS. Finished with HJ, I might go back to see if she loosens up a bit. Main attraction for me is it's closer than having to drive to Convoy. 40/140.

I've stopped here in the past with pretty much the same experience. It's about 2 minutes away from an Art of Massage where you can get an amazing thai massage from a beautiful lady (Sukjai). So. I would get my relaxing thai massage and then stop by here for the finish. More recently though, I've started exploring other nearby options. Lavender M Massage is close, as are a couple of others on Poway road.

[Manuel128]

2 reports since I haven't been on in a while. Had a busy month.

She wipes me off, and she asks if I want a hot towel, and I tell no. I passive aggressively say no to all her other questions like, "do you need help getting changed / would you like a bottle of water / would you like me to put your jacket on you / etc. " I know it's a ***** move to act like that, but it was a decent HJ at best, and I was severely disappointed. For that amount I could've just gotten disappointed by a streetwalker instead, and at least then I'd be able to play with some titties. I get changed, I start to walk out, she tells me to come back again, I say maybe, but I probably won't. I didn't catch her name, or she might have told me but I probably forgot it. If any of you have had similar experiences at Massage A, lmk. Or lmk if you have had differing experiences. I hate writing off establishments due to just one time experiences, and would like to give it the benefit of the doubt.

Overall. Probably won't return, unless convinced otherwise.

"A" was one of my low budget UTR spots but haven't been back in over 2 years or so. I was searching reviews and there is a possible change of ownership now but have seen a "front desk" girl that fits the description of the person you saw. I didn't know she gave massages but this place was / is YMMV and sounds like she may have a limited menu. Chalk it up as a loss and at least you got a handy from a cute chick. All good! I seen many women there getting foot massages and such so the place could have been busy with civilians.

I used to see a skinny hairy bushed MILF there. Got FS after three visits and went back to see her several more times. I have seen 2 or3 other average looking milfs there for FS. No beauty queens here and a YMMV spot so byoc. Shower is available but kind of run down and a few times I got a bed sheet to use to dry off. LOL. Manny.

[ZyDawg]

2 reports since I haven't been on in a while. Had a busy month.

-Q SPA-.

Had some free time today in Lakeside today with my dog. Saw an AMP with LED lights on that was newly opened, decided to google it and see if the number posted was on any of the typical advertisement sites. Saw a couple of new posts about it, with the cookie-cutter photo shopped asian babes. Saw it had 4 reviews on RM, but I'm too cheap to pay for the annual subscription, and too lazy to look for another place. Decided to gamble on it.

The place itself is a nice one, with a gated parking lot. Again, LED signs around the place. Walked in, typical waiting room. Drab, bowl of chocolate and a TV with the typical AMP soundtracks playing.

Greeted by Linda, who looked fairly young and in her 30's-ish. Dressed in a tight turquoise slip, with tits popping out. Good body overall, lacking in the ass department a bit, but her rack more than made up for it. Very flirtatious also.

Because of my personality, I tend to get led into the rooms fairly easy and more often than not, end up spending $2. On a mediocre experience, or end up getting up-charged on HJs only, or overall bad experiences. So recently, I've started to vet the AMPs with a set line of questioning.

"Do you take card?" - Usually that allows me to dip out and "seek an ATM" if they don't, which is useful if they're mediocre looking or unenthusiastic. It also helps sussing out whether it's a FS joint or a HJ only place. This tends to bite me in the ass though whenever they have an ATM in house.

"Are you the only girl working?" - I ask this in case they send their benchwarmers or relief batters up first. It also lets the girl know that I'm personally not interested in them.

"Do you have a table shower?" - Just personally like to feel refreshed after driving before I get started.

"What time do you guys close? I have a couple errands I need to do first, and I was just curious as to who was working today. " - Allows me to slip off if all else fails.

Anyway, she decided to lead me by the hand to a room. The room itself is barren, probably in part due to it being a new place. The massage bed is about a foot away from the couch situated center on the right wall. She pulls me in, closes the door till it's slightly cracked, and then puts her arms around me and asks what I wanted to do. I haven't partaken in AMP activities in 2 weeks, so I was already rock solid, which made me stutter through my line of questioning. Luckily, when I asked if they took card, she answered I could just pay with, I assume, Zelle. However, because she can barely speak English, it ended up sounding like Zejoo, which gave me an exit strategy if necessary. Only this time, I was interested, and I don't use Zelle, and I really did need to withdraw cash. I tell her I don't know what she's talking about, but while we're talking, she's kissing me, and letting me grope her, etc. Still haven't paid yet mind you. I tell her I need to get cash first, and she motions me back, but I tell her I'm being honest about needing cash. She whips out her tits and makes out with me, then asks if I'm DTF, and pantomimes it which makes me chuckle. I promise her a return, and that I would come back shortly. Her tits were somewhere in the Ds, and I thought they were real at first till I ended up groping them a bit more. Whoever did the surgery on her has my praise.

I exit the room again, and get stopped by what I thought was the MMS, but apparently she works too. Older lady, skinny, noticeable perky manmades which was accentuated in her tight sweater dress. After flirting with her a bit, I assure the both of them of my return, and proceed to an ATM. I get back, Linda pulls me back into the room and I pay her, and she leaves to settle payment. It was. 4 for the HHR house fee, and 1. 6 for the tip. I strip, sit on the couch hoping to get a seated BJ, since I'm not really a fan of laying down while getting blown. Only appeals to me if the girl's kitty is nice and fresh and I want to 69 for whatever reason. She comes back, strips, praises my junior, kneels down and proceeds with a BBBJ. I wasn't aware it would be a BBBJ, but I've noticed many other AMPs encouraging BBBJs to start with. Her headgame is good, though it needs more tongue IMO. Can't really get that level of service with the younger girls though. I ask her if I could DATY, and she agrees. Peel back her hood and start returning the favor a bit. I'm not a big fan of DATY, but sometimes the girls appreciate it, and it lets me compose myself. She pulls out a condom, but I ask her to continue with her head instead, and she complies. After another minute or so, I let her know I want to enter. At this point, I was hoping she'd do doggy or reverse doggy on the couch, but she grabbed my arm and had me do standing mish instead. Not complaining, since I got to play with her tits a bit more. We do standing, and it was overall a great experience. I ask her to finish me off with a BJ, and she rips off the cover and proceeds back to a BBBJ. End up finishing, no she didn't swallow or allow CITM, nor did I expect her to. No massage, so I can't really speak on that.

Overall. Surprisingly great experience and will return shortly. The only real issue that I had was the acoustics in the room itself. Because it's a barren, slightly bigger than usual room, I could hear my voice almost echo and fill up the space when we were in play. Every slap of skin generated between us also flew around the room. I'm not sure if all the rooms are like that, but that room in particular did have that issue. It'll probably end up being a non-issue when more stuff is placed inside, like cabinets and whatever.

-MASSAGE A-.

May, even at the beginning of the month, had been extremely hectic for me. I ended up around College Ave looking for some AMP fun, but was met with disappointment across the board in that area. Even tried out some across El Cajon, only to be disappointed, even by the hotspots like UFS, and what not. Ended up seeing Massage A on google maps, and vaguely remembered some of you posting about it on the forum. I was a bit sketched out at first since it's in an area where there's a lot of older people who tend to stare, seeing as it's on a strip with an actual chiropractor, and several other clinics. Ultimately, I shelved that sense of shame in the end since I was all horned up. Get in, see a plexiglass paneled reception area with two receptionists. And older lady and a nice, beautiful young lady. I was greeted by the older lady and so I proceeded to ask my usual questions. Luckily the phone rang and she went back into an office to pick it up, leaving the young lady to take care of me. Ended up paying with card, but I had cash on me anyway so I thought this might be a FS AMP after all. She leads me back, and I start noticing the disinterest in the girl.

She was a beauty, probably could be a race queen or something along the lines of that. Not exactly model level, but beautiful face and body. Her figure was apparent despite wearing a tucked in t-shirt and some dark pants. Bob-cut hairstyle with brownish dye. She was exactly my type. The only issue was her disinterest. Now I say that because I understand that a lot of them aren't exactly doing what they do cause they dreamed of it, but seeing a beautiful face like hers with no enthusiasm whatsoever isn't really a selling point. Anyway, I disrobe, and get on the table, and she returns after a brief exit. She gives a mediocre level massage and I start thinking to myself that this was a mistake. After about 20 minutes, she asks me to flip over, and and she asks, "Is that all you wanted or do you want a bit more". It's at this point that I realize she speaks a bit more english than the usual worker, but that's neither here or there. I ask how much, and she says. 8. The house fee, mind you was. 4. There's no way I'm going to pay. 8 for a HJ. I ask her if she would want to earn more, and she shoots me down, saying HJ only. No mouth, no pussy. I ask if I could see suck on her tits then, she says no. I ask how much for that, and she says no. HJ only, can't even see tits, can only touch. I say never mind, she asks why, and I tell her. 8 is too high, especially if I can't see tits. She haggles, and asks for. 5, which I wanted to say no to as well, but I was all horned up. I said. 5 if I can touch tits, and she agreed. I know haggling is a part of the experience at times, but it went on for a while. I end up paying. 5, and she starts on the HJ. I start groping a bit and after a bit she tells me that's enough, and that I can now only touch ass or waist. I wasn't squeezing, I wasn't allowed to go under her shirt, let alone under her bra, just over the bra groping. So I laid my head back, and just fondled her ass while she went to work.

She wipes me off, and she asks if I want a hot towel, and I tell no. I passive aggressively say no to all her other questions like, "do you need help getting changed / would you like a bottle of water / would you like me to put your jacket on you / etc. " I know it's a ***** move to act like that, but it was a decent HJ at best, and I was severely disappointed. For that amount I could've just gotten disappointed by a streetwalker instead, and at least then I'd be able to play with some titties. I get changed, I start to walk out, she tells me to come back again, I say maybe, but I probably won't. I didn't catch her name, or she might have told me but I probably forgot it. If any of you have had similar experiences at Massage A, lmk. Or lmk if you have had differing experiences. I hate writing off establishments due to just one time experiences, and would like to give it the benefit of the doubt.

Overall. Probably won't return, unless convinced otherwise.

[Bane858]

Dreamed I stopped by after seeing good board reviews. Asked for Amanda and she greeted me at the door w sexy clothes. Not certain if anyone else was working as I didn't see or hear anyone else. Ordered an hour massage for 70. Arrived at an agreed upon total visit of 210 roses. 20's age with incredible HUGE breasts! Enjoyed many positions. Condom came off sometime at end so accidentally had BBFS / CIP. I was 100% clean before this so hopefully my status stays that way. Great girl. Worth your time to visit!

Is this the same Amanda that went by Suki at Serenity, then Amanda at Gu? Did she wear more makeup than your avg AMP provider? If so that's probably her.

[Lovable]

Found this place on my phone while running some errands in the area. Tucked in the back of a small corner business complex, pretty utr, won't see it unless you were looking for it. Met by "Mary" 30's Chinese lady, appears to be a one girl shop. She's dressed showing some cleavage up top and black pants. Massage was pretty vanilla, mostly rubbing back, no teasing or sensuality at all. But I figured there must be reason for the cleavage so hung in to see how it played out.

On the flip it was immediate negotiations, pulled up her top for some boob play, tried to get BBBJ but had to settle for CBJ, midway, elected to upgrade to FS. Finished with HJ, I might go back to see if she loosens up a bit. Main attraction for me is it's closer than having to drive to Convoy. 40/140.