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06-14-24 09:23 #25147
Posts: 4916How many fucking times do I have to say it
This post will lead this thread for a year.
I'm now adding Erma to this list. The new users posting about it are all connected and most of the Seniors posting about them are writing Penthouse Forum letters. You guys who want the forum to have integrity know the drill. You report the post I ban the user.
Nobody can post about Spa 7 or 108 on this website. I had to take this drastic action because they were creating hundreds of fake accounts in order to post Penthouse Letter style fake reviews. It wasn't caprecious, it was after trying for a fucking year to get them to stop and they just fucking refused. Fucking Mimi had sooooo many Senior members balls in her pockets and had them posting such bullshit reports (probably in exchange for sessions) that this thread had gotten unusable.
DO NOT, in ANY fucking way, mention 108 or Spa 7, I'm not even going to bother with moderation anymore, I'm just going to fucking ban you. And any of you guys who think you can be cute and make up some fake names so you can still post about them guaran-fucking-teed I will fucking ban you for that. First time, you do it, you are fucking gone.
Is this simple enough for all of you to understand? I'm going to make this post lead this thread for a year so there is no "I didn't fucking know" bullshit.
A2
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Yesterday 21:47 #25146
Posts: 43Oasis
The entrance is shared with a chiropractic office so kind of confusing when entering. Oasis is on the left. . 45 for hhr and probably. 70 for hr (didn't clarify) house. I ended up with a bad breath 40's chubby. Should have walked but little Manny has a mind of his own. She did about a five minute massage then flip with her on top and riding cfs. She reached behind and fingered the prostate while riding. That was a first for me! LOL Surprisingly, she actually finished the session with a decent massage and used up the full hhr. This place is in a pretty busy food shopping complex on convoy as I did the walk of shame coming out. Manny.
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Yesterday 18:08 #25145
Posts: 51Arjons Confirmation
Thanks fellas for confirming my experience was not out of the ordinary. Thought I was the outlier as I don't remember reading any terrible reviews on this place.
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Yesterday 16:50 #25144
Posts: 1Lotus Spa on Ohio Street
I am visiting San Diego in May and a friend of mine recommended Lotus Spa, but there are no posts about this place. Can anyone let me know if I should visit or stick with the places everyone is posting? MRC etc.
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Yesterday 14:30 #25143
Posts: 76The norm Arjons
Originally Posted by BKane80 [View Original Post]
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Yesterday 13:20 #25142
Posts: 43Lucy at Arjons, hard pass
Originally Posted by BKane80 [View Original Post]
Lucy had large natural DDs, face was very average looking and tbh not very appealing if it wasn't for her breasts (I went to see Alicia but she was busy I guess), short at about 5'1" tall, she was petite with a very chubby physical build and that tight dress she was wearing was working overtime to hold it all in. Poor girl.
House fee: 60 for half hour Provider Tip: 160.
The session was very rushed. It seemed like there was another customer waiting so she wanted the cash up front and went straight to boom boom motioning. BBBJ was okay, no DT, very rushed, no BLS, and was barely enough to get me hard. If it wasn't for her giant tits being rubbed on my cock, I don't think I little guy would have budged. It also doesn't help that I can hear the MMS on the phone yelling in mandarin on the phone through the paper thin walls; very annoying and huge mood killer.
No 69, no FIV, no FIA, and it wasn't because of money either, it was all just time. I had even scheduled an appointment so I don't know what the deal was. She climbed on top and attempted to ACG with very little effort, but it just wasn't working because of her size so we swapped to standing missionary. Her pussy felt very good like this and it was a wonderful sight to see her giant tits moving around. I grabbed onto them and shook them all around, but she didn't like that LOL. I ended up finishing in the rubber standing doggie and once again her fat pussy felt fantastic like this, so it wasn't all bad.
She cleans me up with those alcohol wipes which kinda burn and I still have about 10 minutes. Lucy leaves to take a quick shower and mms tells me I have to hurry up and leave because customers are waiting. WTF kind of shit is that! Anyways, took me about a minute to grab my shit and leave out the other door. I just never liked the vibe at this place and I really won't ever come back, I don't care what provider is working tbh.
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Yesterday 09:47 #25141
Posts: 4Originally Posted by PenguinsAndieg [View Original Post]
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Yesterday 01:30 #25140
Posts: 4Maci-Mesa Ridge Ct (MRC)
Came in the other night for Maci. Overall I had a good time and she's got a pretty face. Long hair, juicy lips, skinny body but not too skinny. She doesn't know much english but she gives a lot of energy and gives you all the attention.
Features: Body is skinny and has pancake sized tits that feel soft and natural. Ass is round and she can bend it really accentuating her curves. Her face is pretty too lips and eyes are highlight.
Service: She gives all the works. Gave me a BBBJ, kissed and licked my balls and nipples. ALso gave me some DFK and 69. For CFS she's down to do all position. I did mish and doggy and finished.
Satisfation: I was very satisfied and had a good time with her. She's not really crazy with the massages but that's not why I'm going there anyways. And yeah she's very sweet! Definitly a good one.
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Yesterday 01:08 #25139
Posts: 115Originally Posted by TacoManVa [View Original Post]
Originally Posted by Tijuaniko [View Original Post]
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Yesterday 00:00 #25138
Posts: 76MRC. Nida / Nita?
Stopped by MRC earlier today, figured I'd give them another try since my last experience there was so-so.
I asked to see the line up and decide to go with Nida (Nita? She is about 5'5" maybe, slim, nicely toned body and a nice pair of tits. She's got a good looking face, was wearing a reddish lipstick that popped against her beautiful pale skin, I liked what I saw.
Standard donation and service, same as every where else. Overall the experience was better than last time but I realized I need to start learning some key phrases in Chinese. There is a large language barrier that leads to awkwardness but that's also on me.
She said she's only there till tomorrow so if you want to see her make sure you stop by soon.
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03-26-24 23:53 #25137
Posts: 3054Originally Posted by BKane80 [View Original Post]
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03-26-24 19:46 #25136
Posts: 51Bad experience at Arjons
So, went to try out Arjons today to see what it was like and man did I have a bad experience. Right off the bat it didn't start good. Before I start a session I always ask the MMS if I can take a shower afterwards. MMS already started up-selling me saying that shower costs extra and that girl will take shower with me and make me "feel good". I told her no, that I didn't need a shower with the girl and that I can shower myself. She told me shower by myself is an extra $10. I shit you not. I have never, ever been up-selled on trying to take a shower by myself. I was about to leave, but MMS noticed this so right away she says, "since first time here, you can take shower for free, but next time $10". I should of left, but as you guys know, little head takes over and I oblige. Soon the girl comes in (don't remember her name), face is ok, but she has a huge rack. I think, ok, this is doable and I agree to donation for FS and massage. She leaves to get the condom and when she comes back, she asks, "do you want two girls? Two girls is better". Goddamn, is this place all about up-selling? This puts me in a worse mood because MMS just tried to up-sell me on a shower. I annoyingly tell her no and that I just want her. Says ok and then tells me to lie down on the table. Now here's where I get really upset. The girl proceeds to take off her dress and the body which I thought was good with the dress on, just started spilling out. Got fucking tricked. Along with her big tits came out her big stomach. After 2 up-sells and this I am just not in the mood anymore. Tries to kiss on my chest and BBBJ, but I am not feeling it. Tried to do doggy, fail. At this point, she looks frustrated and tries to give me a rushed, jackhammer handjob, no sensual stroking at all. I just tell her I'm done and I need to take a shower. Upon leaving, she asks if I was alright and I didn't even answer and took off. What a waste of 220. I Texted MMS that service was terrible and at she least said she would give me a discount if I came back, but told her it was ok and that I wasn't coming back. I must've just caught Arjons on a bad day because usually reports on this place are pretty good.
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03-26-24 17:03 #25135
Posts: 3Recommendations near Gas Lamp
Going to be in town and wanted to know of any places within walking distance of 6th and Broadway.
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03-26-24 13:06 #25134
Posts: 51Originally Posted by Reward [View Original Post]Originally Posted by DrPornDawger [View Original Post]
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03-26-24 08:31 #25133
Posts: 1Kitty / VV Oriental
I drew Kitty. A short cutie with a great boob job and tiny round ass. Her English is at bare minimum but enough to ask for the donation, suggest a shower and two girls. Clothes came off immediately.
I stuck with Kitty. But they're into threesomes there for sure. Maybe the slower 9:30 am visit was part of the reason.
The shower was fantastic. Body slides, ass cleaning and licking. The works.
Back in the room and I love the mirror by the bed. Haven't seen that touch in a long time. You guys have spa heaven out here. But Kitty was a little acrobat and I'm proud to say the old guy showed her a good time too.