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06-14-24 09:23 #25313
Posts: 4922How many fucking times do I have to say it
This post will lead this thread for a year.
Now I'm adding Mesa ridge court to the list. Fuck these idiots can't figure this out.
I'm now adding Erma to this list. The new users posting about it are all connected and most of the Seniors posting about them are writing Penthouse Forum letters. You guys who want the forum to have integrity know the drill. You report the post I ban the user.
Nobody can post about Spa 7 or 108 on this website. I had to take this drastic action because they were creating hundreds of fake accounts in order to post Penthouse Letter style fake reviews. It wasn't caprecious, it was after trying for a fucking year to get them to stop and they just fucking refused. Fucking Mimi had sooooo many Senior members balls in her pockets and had them posting such bullshit reports (probably in exchange for sessions) that this thread had gotten unusable.
DO NOT, in ANY fucking way, mention 108 or Spa 7, I'm not even going to bother with moderation anymore, I'm just going to fucking ban you. And any of you guys who think you can be cute and make up some fake names so you can still post about them guaran-fucking-teed I will fucking ban you for that. First time, you do it, you are fucking gone.
Is this simple enough for all of you to understand? I'm going to make this post lead this thread for a year so there is no "I didn't fucking know" bullshit.
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Today 10:11 #25312
Posts: 2Rose Spa in EC
Tried this spot in El Cajon. Greeted by a short lady with nice big tits and good body. Tons of face paint. But overall good looking a first glance. She ushered me into the room and said "how long. Half hour?" I said I'd like one hour and she said no, only half hour. Her tits were huge and spilling out of her sexy tiny dress. So I said okay. She turned around getting the room ready and her dress only covered half her bare ass. And it looked good. I pull out a $Ben and she looks at me like WTF? She seemed to be in a big hurry. She gives me the boom boom arms movement and says "you pay now for everything. " She say $$ for everything and I fuck you very good. That should have been my first clue but I was thrown off a bit. I wanted a one hour to relax for 30 minutes before getting to business but her delicious tits and nice ass sucked me into the vortex. This girl is all about bang bang. Or so I thought.
I get undressed, lay face down while she scurries off. She comes in and starts a back massage immediately putting oil on my back, ass and legs. Not bad, she is kind of humming a sexual grunt sound. Like she is enjoying it but in a half fake way. Other than her sounds the massage is soft pressure and nothing really sensual about it. Other than her sounds. She seems a little more relaxed now and gets the hot towel. Flip over and she pulls her dress down and lets the girls go free. And they are fantastic. I reach around and put my hand on her ass as she starts playing with Junior. She puts her big tit in my face and I start licking and sucking. She starts moaning and jerking when I get the nips hard and suck on them, kind of shouting out quietly. She is either acting or she is really sensitive. She doesn't deny me as my hand grips and rubs her ass while sucking those tits. I think it was getting too much for her as she says "you fuck me now" and backs away. I sit up and she says "you fuck me. You on top" and I say "ok boss" because fuck those tits were nice.
She says "be careful, I have a small pussy" as she lays back at the edge and I stand up to enter. Never heard that before. We start going Mish but she seems a little uncomfortable, pushing her hand on my stomach to control how deep I go and it takes away from it all. She is grunting, looking at the monitor and of course someone walks in the door. She pushes me off and jumps up to go greet him. He had an appointment I guess because he was the reason I only got half hour. I think she told him to come back in a few minutes because he left and we got back to business. I asked her how many girls here and she said 2, other girl busy. I asked her what her name was. I think she said Lin or Wen, not sure. She didn't really want to tell me.
We go back to mish at the edge of the table but now I'm focused on her face and thinking. Is this lady 50? Her body is excellent, her skin is like a 20 year old but her face? Bad botox, plastic surgery or something but shit. Now all this stuff is in my head and it kills it.
I'm totally out of sync and she says, I mouth you. Maybe she could feel my waning interest or she was saving that pussy for the next guy. I thought sure, I'll lay back and let her go to town. She pulls off the cover as I lay back and she starts working it with her hand. But she starts dirty talking and actually I start getting turned on as my hand reaches under and finger her wet pussy. That got things turbo charged as she jackhammers me with her big tits and after a few "fuck my big tits, fuck my big tits" like she is really enjoying it I blow my load all over her tits. She seems impressed (or just making me feel good) and shows me her cum tits and says "wow you got all over me, I like". So it worked, I did feel good LOL.
I didn't use it but I think they have a shower. The massage. 5 out of 10. The FS. Eh the fucking wasn't so good. Give it a 3. The HJ. 8. But I hate being rushed and pressured and interupted so I doubt I will see her again. But I will think about her soft skin, her nice ass peeking out of that dress and those delicious tits for a few days.
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Today 00:22 #25311
Posts: 109Originally Posted by TacoManVa [View Original Post]
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Yesterday 23:51 #25310
Posts: 228Spoiled in San Diego
Originally Posted by Rdguy [View Original Post]
these neighborhoods like Chula Vista.
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Yesterday 23:36 #25309
Posts: 231Originally Posted by GdAloha [View Original Post]
As for window shopping, YMMV. You can shop anywhere if you're already a regular. Tipping MMS helps if it's your first time there. I have walked out on providers if they didn't finish the job. I took the FS fee back, gave MMS a $20 and said girl was no good. MMS laughed, then scolded the girl as I left.
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Yesterday 22:25 #25308
Posts: 301Originally Posted by GdAloha [View Original Post]
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Yesterday 22:25 #25307
Posts: 8CC again
Stopped by one of my favorites: New Oriental Massage. It was late afternoon. CC is petite, Beautiful smile. Doesn't speak English well but uses phone translator. Led me to a room, some light kissing and some touching my crotch. I was not there for the massage. Tipped her up front. Clothes came off and she checked me out and cleaned me up. BLS fantastic with eye contact, BBBJ and rotated around for 69. Beautiful ass and kitty.
She installed the cover for CFS. Applied lube and went FCG. She asked me something, and I said "yes" (even though I did not understand the question). She positioned herself for doggie. Mirror view fantastic as we looked at each other smiling. Finished missionary, she was getting close to finishing, but I messed that up by stopping too soon. Hot towel cleanup and mouthwash. Bye-bye honey. See you next time.
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Yesterday 22:06 #25306
Posts: 283Bluegreen Spa - Bonita
Well the family event went well and ended late and while I was leaving, I decided why the hell not, let try this spa. I probably have not been in over 3 or 4 years. I remember it being something different and then closed for a while, then opened up again as Bluegreen Spa.
Made my why up the very noticeable stair way and found it to be busy. They claimed to have 4 girls working and they were all busy and to come back in 15 min or so. I decided to wait in the car and made my way back up. I only saw Joyee, because all the others were supposedly busy. I really am uncertain how many girls actually work here. I really wanted a petite girl, but I ended up going with Joyee. She was very flirtatious and had a GND look and decided to go for it. She did some great body slide and had a great finish. Only downside was there was the upcharge which I didn't like after already agreeing on our fun. I might repeat when back in town if anyone has information on the possible other talent there.
Petite babe with a great chest is ideal for me. If she likes CIM or goes above and beyond and allows COF, that's my type of girl.
If anyone has any recommendation for a petite, COF girl let me know and I'll try to visit on my next return.
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Yesterday 21:53 #25305
Posts: 283Arcadia Massage. Bonita
I had a family event to attend to over the weekend in Bonita and ended up arriving to early. So what is the best way to kill time, I guess visit a spa near by and kill some time.
Asked to see some of the line up and ended up going with Jenny. Likely will be back to visit Candy, because she's has GND look and petite.
Jenny was great, I absolutely love her smile and personality. Jenny has a great routine and I feel has been around for a while. Typical experience at this location and plan to make a visit again when I am back in the area. If there is more at this location with some of the girls, I would love to know. Feel free to PM if you want.
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Yesterday 21:47 #25304
Posts: 283Mercury Spa
Finally had time to make some reviews while I was in town.
Ended up having to take a family member to get their lashes done, so I decided to wait in the car. While waiting, I figure why not got check out this place to see how it is. It was a top spot years ago, so figure let see if any desirable talent could be found.
Walked in and MMS greeted me and asked for money right away. I told her I was just stopping in to see talent, she was super rude and she insisted if I wanted to see who was available I would have to pay first. I decided to leave and she grabbed me and said, 'Ok, wait here'. A few minutes later she bring out two girls, that I wouldn't even consider on my worse day. Both were Latina, overweight and I feel bad for even giving them a rating. I told MMS, no thanks and started to head out. She goes to the door before I could open it and basically scolds me for visiting and that this place is not for window shopping and that I didn't even want to see anyone.
I was just shocked, like really. I see why no one mention this place or likely goes much. MMS was either having a terrible day, or this is just the norm now at Mercury Spa. I for one will never return.
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Yesterday 18:02 #25303
Posts: 38Yeah bummer
Originally Posted by DoctorOlds [View Original Post]
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Yesterday 15:49 #25302
Posts: 70Lucky Footy is Good By Me
Have not been with Lucy, but LuLu made me happy.
Originally Posted by HoppyCamper [View Original Post]
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Yesterday 15:19 #25301
Posts: 187Originally Posted by Rdguy [View Original Post]
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Yesterday 03:04 #25300
Posts: 165Originally Posted by Rdguy [View Original Post]
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Yesterday 00:19 #25299
Posts: 8Last year's news
I know this is from last year but I kind of wonder who's running these spa's now. I know Maple is still in business, was always curious how they were able to stay open for so long.
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