Massage Parlor Reports

**Admin2** · 06-14-24 09:23

This post will lead this thread for a year.

Now I'm adding Mesa ridge court to the list. Fuck these idiots can't figure this out.

I'm now adding Erma to this list. The new users posting about it are all connected and most of the Seniors posting about them are writing Penthouse Forum letters. You guys who want the forum to have integrity know the drill. You report the post I ban the user.

Nobody can post about Spa 7 or 108 on this website. I had to take this drastic action because they were creating hundreds of fake accounts in order to post Penthouse Letter style fake reviews. It wasn't caprecious, it was after trying for a fucking year to get them to stop and they just fucking refused. Fucking Mimi had sooooo many Senior members balls in her pockets and had them posting such bullshit reports (probably in exchange for sessions) that this thread had gotten unusable.

DO NOT, in ANY fucking way, mention 108 or Spa 7, I'm not even going to bother with moderation anymore, I'm just going to fucking ban you. And any of you guys who think you can be cute and make up some fake names so you can still post about them guaran-fucking-teed I will fucking ban you for that. First time, you do it, you are fucking gone.

Is this simple enough for all of you to understand? I'm going to make this post lead this thread for a year so there is no "I didn't fucking know" bullshit.

A2

**ArrogantBstrd** · Today 23:36

Originally Posted by GdAloha [View Original Post]

Finally had time to make some reviews while I was in town.

Ended up having to take a family member to get their lashes done, so I decided to wait in the car. While waiting, I figure why not got check out this place to see how it is. It was a top spot years ago, so figure let see if any desirable talent could be found.

Walked in and MMS greeted me and asked for money right away. I told her I was just stopping in to see talent, she was super rude and she insisted if I wanted to see who was available I would have to pay first. I decided to leave and she grabbed me and said, 'Ok, wait here'. A few minutes later she bring out two girls, that I wouldn't even consider on my worse day. Both were Latina, overweight and I feel bad for even giving them a rating. I told MMS, no thanks and started to head out. She goes to the door before I could open it and basically scolds me for visiting and that this place is not for window shopping and that I didn't even want to see anyone.

I was just shocked, like really. I see why no one mention this place or likely goes much. MMS was either having a terrible day, or this is just the norm now at Mercury Spa. I for one will never return.

Mercury is probably for older mongers now. It has been a while since I last visited, but their Latinas are 45+.

As for window shopping, YMMV. You can shop anywhere if you're already a regular. Tipping MMS helps if it's your first time there. I have walked out on providers if they didn't finish the job. I took the FS fee back, gave MMS a $20 and said girl was no good. MMS laughed, then scolded the girl as I left.

**FreeWally** · Today 22:25

Originally Posted by GdAloha [View Original Post]

I was just shocked, like really. I see why no one mention this place or likely goes much. MMS was either having a terrible day, or this is just the norm now at Mercury Spa. I for one will never return.

Things improve when people vote with their wallets. Be polite but firm if you run into this. I'm not a super picky guy but there are standards.

**GdAloha** · Today 22:06

Well the family event went well and ended late and while I was leaving, I decided why the hell not, let try this spa. I probably have not been in over 3 or 4 years. I remember it being something different and then closed for a while, then opened up again as Bluegreen Spa.

Made my why up the very noticeable stair way and found it to be busy. They claimed to have 4 girls working and they were all busy and to come back in 15 min or so. I decided to wait in the car and made my way back up. I only saw Joyee, because all the others were supposedly busy. I really am uncertain how many girls actually work here. I really wanted a petite girl, but I ended up going with Joyee. She was very flirtatious and had a GND look and decided to go for it. She did some great body slide and had a great finish. Only downside was there was the upcharge which I didn't like after already agreeing on our fun. I might repeat when back in town if anyone has information on the possible other talent there.

Petite babe with a great chest is ideal for me. If she likes CIM or goes above and beyond and allows COF, that's my type of girl.

If anyone has any recommendation for a petite, COF girl let me know and I'll try to visit on my next return.

**GdAloha** · Today 21:53

I had a family event to attend to over the weekend in Bonita and ended up arriving to early. So what is the best way to kill time, I guess visit a spa near by and kill some time.

Asked to see some of the line up and ended up going with Jenny. Likely will be back to visit Candy, because she's has GND look and petite.

Jenny was great, I absolutely love her smile and personality. Jenny has a great routine and I feel has been around for a while. Typical experience at this location and plan to make a visit again when I am back in the area. If there is more at this location with some of the girls, I would love to know. Feel free to PM if you want.

**GdAloha** · Today 21:47

Finally had time to make some reviews while I was in town.

Ended up having to take a family member to get their lashes done, so I decided to wait in the car. While waiting, I figure why not got check out this place to see how it is. It was a top spot years ago, so figure let see if any desirable talent could be found.

Walked in and MMS greeted me and asked for money right away. I told her I was just stopping in to see talent, she was super rude and she insisted if I wanted to see who was available I would have to pay first. I decided to leave and she grabbed me and said, 'Ok, wait here'. A few minutes later she bring out two girls, that I wouldn't even consider on my worse day. Both were Latina, overweight and I feel bad for even giving them a rating. I told MMS, no thanks and started to head out. She goes to the door before I could open it and basically scolds me for visiting and that this place is not for window shopping and that I didn't even want to see anyone.

I was just shocked, like really. I see why no one mention this place or likely goes much. MMS was either having a terrible day, or this is just the norm now at Mercury Spa. I for one will never return.

**Rdguy** · Today 18:02

Originally Posted by DoctorOlds [View Original Post]

DAMN!! I guess BB with Luna about a week ago will be my last session there. They've been closed before and opened up a month or so later. It's been a good place, even with pushy MMS.

Was one of my favorite places. Did they change the number last time they closed? The phone number was scratched off the door.

**Rey KittyHawk** · Today 15:49

Have not been with Lucy, but LuLu made me happy.

Originally Posted by HoppyCamper [View Original Post]

Ventured over to another neighborhood in my area, Carmel Mountain Ranch. This place is in a business complex off World Trade Drive.

She gave a pretty firm massage to start. Felt pretty good. The scalp massage was nice, too. On the flip she popped out a titty (natural and soft) and put it up to my lips, then asked me if I wanted to *hip thrust*.

BBBJ was superb. Mish to fill the bag.

Looks are subjective but she had a decent physique, nice ass, cute face. HF and tip was standard like other places in the city. Worth another visit since it's another FS option in the area.

**DoctorOlds** · Today 15:19

Originally Posted by Rdguy [View Original Post]

A to Z in Chula Vista has closed and number disconnected. Went by yesterday and today. Sorry if I already posted this I wasn't sure if I hit upload before.

DAMN!! I guess BB with Luna about a week ago will be my last session there. They've been closed before and opened up a month or so later. It's been a good place, even with pushy MMS.

**Nothing24** · Today 03:04

Originally Posted by Rdguy [View Original Post]

A to Z in Chula Vista has closed and number disconnected. Went by yesterday and today. Sorry if I already posted this I wasn't sure if I hit upload before.

There was a report of another spa getting shut down the other week. Why'all be careful out there.

**BigBadCurtis** · Today 00:19

I know this is from last year but I kind of wonder who's running these spa's now. I know Maple is still in business, was always curious how they were able to stay open for so long.

https://www.justice.gov/opa/pr/forme...rimes-stemming

**SDJaziKing** · Yesterday 19:01

Originally Posted by Rdguy [View Original Post]

A to Z in Chula Vista has closed and number disconnected. Went by yesterday and today. Sorry if I already posted this I wasn't sure if I hit upload before.

Probably got their ass busted by LE. It's crazy, because I was just there last week and saw a Chula Vista PD talking to someone in the parking lot for at least 30 minutes. Not so sure it has anything to do with this closure.

**Rdguy** · Yesterday 18:41

A to Z in Chula Vista has closed and number disconnected. Went by yesterday and today. Sorry if I already posted this I wasn't sure if I hit upload before.

**DexCum** · Yesterday 00:27

I was in the neighborhood last and had some time to burn. My og plan was harmony but no one answered the door so I ended up a building over at Me. The door was answered by a short,5'2", 30 something (or so I first thought) Chinese woman in a low cut black dress showing off her Cs, and her hair up in a bun. In the moment she looked hot so I followed her to the back room.

There must be neighbors upstairs because every inch of the walls and ceiling were covered in eggshell foams material to reduce noise. She took the fee and stepped out while I undressed. The table was the width of a double bed and hard as a rock. When she came back she gave a lame massage where she basically pushed on my back for 5 minutes then did the soft touch and asked me to flip. My eyes must've adjusted to the darkness at this point because now she looked closer to 55 than 40. Knowing this I negotiated low which she accepted. When she came back she gave a bbj at the edge of the table, then transitioned to standing mish and finished in doggy. She tried to muffle her moans as best she could but a few escaped so I can see why the eggshells were needed.

Overall a subpar experience but she got the job done. I don't plan to return unless I hear of better experiences.

**TacoManVa** · Yesterday 00:12

Originally Posted by EazySD [View Original Post]

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...ali-28808.html

Is this the same Mali?

I went back to see Mali, but was told that she had gone and they had rotated out another girl named Lily. I was greeted by Lina was wearing a black dress with shiny sequins around the bra area. She's about 5 ft tall 110 lbs with all natural beautiful D cups. If any of you remember Ella her boobs look identical and I always thought that Ella's were amazing.

She was wearing some expensive perfume and when she came in with a smile I just gave her a big hug and started kissing her on the neck. She responded immediately by grabbing my balls and kissing me back on the lips. This immediately led to dfk, me pulling down her straps of her dress so that I could see those beautiful boobs. I started sucking on her tits and she asked me if I wanted a massage and I said later. I had paid for the full hour, but I wanted to get right into it because I woke up with that raging hard on.

She asked me if I wanted to cover because she was about to give me a BJ and I said no and she went down on me for a really nice BBBJ which was wet and soft. She then motioned for full service and I said yes and she said that she wanted to go get a cover.

She came back and we did 69 and then she wrapped me up and climbed on top and went reverse cowgirl and holding on to her firm butt cheeks was too much for me and it filled up the bag.

After cleaning me up with a hot towel she gave me a nice 40 minute firm massage and I walked out with a smile on my face.

Lina is very cute and I will repeat.