Massage Parlor Reports

[Admin2]

This post will lead this thread for a year.

Now I'm adding Mesa ridge court to the list. Fuck these idiots can't figure this out.

I'm now adding Erma to this list. The new users posting about it are all connected and most of the Seniors posting about them are writing Penthouse Forum letters. You guys who want the forum to have integrity know the drill. You report the post I ban the user.

Nobody can post about Spa 7 or 108 on this website. I had to take this drastic action because they were creating hundreds of fake accounts in order to post Penthouse Letter style fake reviews. It wasn't caprecious, it was after trying for a fucking year to get them to stop and they just fucking refused. Fucking Mimi had sooooo many Senior members balls in her pockets and had them posting such bullshit reports (probably in exchange for sessions) that this thread had gotten unusable.

DO NOT, in ANY fucking way, mention 108 or Spa 7, I'm not even going to bother with moderation anymore, I'm just going to fucking ban you. And any of you guys who think you can be cute and make up some fake names so you can still post about them guaran-fucking-teed I will fucking ban you for that. First time, you do it, you are fucking gone.

Is this simple enough for all of you to understand? I'm going to make this post lead this thread for a year so there is no "I didn't fucking know" bullshit.

A2

[Weatherman99]

Went to JW Spa on a whim, getting my car worked on near by figured why not kill some time.

Came in to two Latinas (Never even seen one at an AMP so I was in heaven!) one petite older Latina, and one named Victoria. Maybe higher 30's / early 40's but she looked damn good. Was maybe about 5'8, nice long legs, some man mades and a nice juicy ass. Obviously went with Victoria, but I may come back for the other.

To start the session she immediately starts flirting and giving me a light little lap dance. She was in a mini skirt and knew how to tease. Work our way into CBJ, and godddaaammmmmm this girl is a pro. The eye contact, the tongue work combined with the deep throat. I was ready to bust so I had her get in doggy and man that ass is something else. Pounded until we both fell forward and finished. She can definitely take it deep.

We finish up and she gets back to massaging me, and teasing me some more saying we can have some more fun if I wanted, but I was drained. Tipped $ . 60 got my water, and she told me she was here for the month. Definitely recommend if she's still around! (This was about a week and a half ago).

[Wtfayta2020]

First review here. Long time beneficiary of the hard work of the others here. Time to contribute.

Went to You Spa in Solana Beach a few weeks ago because its closer than KM or other places. Saw Ella. Can confirm someone else's review she was skinny and sexy. Though she wasn't 105. She was 96 pounds at 5'1. She told me.

The coordinator on the phone was very helpful and still is. Said I can choose from the lineup. A young beautiful Chinese girl was there with a bubbly personality at the front desk when I arrived. Clean place. She guided me to a room where she brought two other girls. I chose the skinniest one, that's my thing, and it ended up being Ella without knowing who she was at first.

Massage started with face down for probably 3 minutes until she began leaning her hips against my head. I reached up to grab her ass and rub here legs and noticed she wasn't wearing underwear. I lifted my head up to see here face and she gave me the nod and I said yes. That didn't take long.

As I got the money (150 that we agreed on) she left to get things and came back where she immediately took that dress off and revealed a very skinny body with at least b cups if not c which were very natural feeling and fun. Very sexy looking and acting. Alluring I should say. She has great skin on her face, especially for her age. I would say she was in here late 20's or early 30's but as in typical Asian fashion looks much younger. Kissable and she immediately went to open mouth.

We stood in front of the mirror and I towered over her (over 6 foot). She grinned and looked at my chest and stomach and said "so white, I love it", before she started sucking my nipples while standing. Then bent down to kiss my stomach where she said it again. Then on her knees as she held my freshly shaven cock and balls in her hands and she just smiled at it for minute before looking up and saying, "so clean," before starting to lick and kiss it. Shaft, balls then head. Then her whole mouth and throat engulfed my cock as she began to suck. I have to admit it was super sensitive and a few minutes of that was all I could take.

So I asked to stand up after a while to calm down and got on my knees to suck on her perfect tits and she moaned. After a minute moved over her stomach where she had a small tattoo and then that clean shaven tiny pussy. Great pussy lips. She was wet already. Laid her down on the table with legs in the air to have some more and she loved it. Licked away. I stood up and placed my rock hard cock over her stomach and she noticed how deep it would go inside her. She gasped "oh my, that far. Let me get the condom. ".

She put the too small of a condom on and laid down on the edge where I played with her clit with my cock and then slowly began to work it in. Once it was in part way I began to lean down and kiss her tits again. She asked me to kiss her and as I did slowly put the rest of my cock into her as she gasped again saying "yes". Rock hard. Slowly in and out for a few minutes and she got wetter and wetter.

I then picked up her tiny body up and fucked her while holding her in the air and she loved it. "oh my god. So strong. ".

Couple minutes of that and then I put her face down on the table with tiny ass looking at me. I got over her and she naturally lifted her ass up just slightly as I slid it in and she gasped again. Even I said "oh my god. So tight," as I hit the back of her. "yes yes yes,' she said.

After a few minutes of that bliss she wanted to get on top. Once over me she wasted no time in grabbing my cock cock and putting it inside her and I immediately touched the back of her pussy and she moaned again. I grabbed her tits again and then she leaned down to kiss me DFK "so big and hard" she kept saying.

We got into this rhythm and then she said she was going to cum which made me want to cum too. Less than 10 seconds later sploosh. We both did at the same time as she said "yes" over and over until her tiny body collapsed on me.

We just stayed there catching our breath with my cock still throbbing and her pussy still pulsating. Was amazing. She leans up, kisses me again as she smiles and then reaches down to take my cock out of her tiny pussy as her juices dripped over me. "cum same time is the best," she says.

I laid there as she cleaned me up before letting me go the shower and clean up.

This woman is sensual, beautiful (imo) and horny with a tight pussy. She's rotated out now but I'm sure will be back soon.

Place is very clean and staff very professional. The best part, besides the hot women, is that its not in the ghetto so us north country guys don't have to travel too far.

I saw an even smaller 90 pound Sugar (a total doll) a week after her and even sexier 97 pound 5 foot gym fit hottie with big boobs named Tiffany. Will be writing separate reviews about them soon.

Thank guys.

[DrPornDawger]

I agree with TAG. Even with the 10 star rating at T3 R.

What's with Went the extra mile, for me that means. PSE / GFE attitude and the provider treating me as her one and only King, allowing to have bare services all the way through. Some care about DATO, rimming, or CIA, Fucking the ass, I've been there and done that. Those activities will surely put that provider up in 9+ category.

Some of these reviews, especially T3 R have $$ (High GPS pussies) in that 4+, 9+ ratings and I see CFS, that to me is in the 7-8+ category.

Where else can these providers go, raise their prices, we have to lower them down to earth.

I've reading a lot of 5 Star provider reviews lately, and most of them appear a little overrated from time to time. I think the issue is that there isn't really a baseline, or standard being used to rate provider services. I propose that the majority of the providers' services probably fall into the 3-star category, and rankings are adjusted up or down based on services provided or not provided. This ranking shouldn't have anything to do with the physical attractiveness of the provider since different characteristics appeal to each of us differently.

As far as my rating system is concerned, it's based on what type of service one can generally expect when visiting an AMP. Here's a general breakdown of that system:

1 star. Below Standards. Not too many will fall into this category. Has to be a truly horrible session.

2 star. Progressing. Willing but has to be coached, or doesn't seem really up to speed or completely comfortable with AMP work. This will generally apply to newbies.

3 star. Meets Standards. Covers most of what you would expect from a provider. Basic CBJ / CFS session.

4 star. Above Standards. Provider is fully into the session and makes the session smooth. Provider who offers BBBJ with extras like CIM will fall into this category.

5 star. Greatly exceeds standard. Reserved for that provider that gives you truly exceptional service and offers something that other providers generally don't or won't. Providers that do RJ, Anal, or swallowing will fall into this category.

My ranking system should remove some of the subjectivity, and a top tier provider will generally be rated 4 star. Let me know what you think.

[Jaguar300ZX]

Another review for VIP massage. I stopped by last week and drew Betty. but Coco just had a great little body.

So did you session with Betty? -or Coco? (or are Betty & Coco the same girl?

[Skootskeet]

Another review for VIP massage. I stopped by last week and drew Betty. Cute 30 ish girl with a slim figure and smaller natural breasts which was refreshing. I love the bolt-ons as much as the next guy but Coco just had a great little body. BBBJ was fantastic, and she took it all the way down a couple of times. Slipped on the cover. We started in doggy which was a nice view. Flipped her over for standing mish. She took a good pounding and I was fully drained. Cleaned me up and I was on my way. Damage was. 4 house and $ . 5.

[Tijuaniko]

Just read a post from a fellow monger regarding how mamasan is incessant in her approach with mongers whenever new girls show up. I've never been offered freebies for good reviews, like him, but I do agree that she can be very insistent in her texting. It's gotten to the point where I'll tell her I'll be there on a particular day, just to stop the texts, and then she'll start calling me if I don't show up. I'm definitely not a fan of that approach but I keep going back for the quality poon at a location that is very close to my proximity. I guess the benefits just outweigh the nuisance for me.

As a matter of fact, mamasan had been blowing up my phone since Yuki showed up. Truth be told, she'd texted me a few days ahead of time to tell me of the imminent arrival of her newest provider. She even sent me a photo, whose authenticity I questioned. When I finally had some time I came by with the thought that if Yuki didn't look like her picture, I'd walk or visit Luna again. When I arrived, I was very happy to confirm the authenticity of the picture, take a look for yourselves on the attachment.

Yuki is very thin, very young looking (claims to be 21), very sweet, and has beautiful, natural C cup breasts. Her skin is milky white and very soft to the touch. We wasted no time. I immediately undressed her and we explored each other. She provides mostly LFK but will occasionally open up for DFK. I presume more DFK is available with additional visits. I allowed her to initiate BBBJ and enjoyed her technique. It's wet, has more suction than I usually experience, and felt very good.

I had already detected moistness in her pussy and was counting the seconds to dive in for DATY. I propped her on the table (She is light as a feather! Has to weigh about 85 lbs.), put the pillow under her hips, and went in for her clit. She is incredibly responsive! To the point where she surprised me as my first ever AMP squirter! I got 3 full squirts out of her, although they were more like gushes that ran down my chin and into my mouth. It was phenomenal to make her cum like that. There were a number of other orgasms that followed but her liquid reserve had been spent and during those she experienced what sounded and felt like expulsions of air. Needless to say, I was damn proud of myself. At this point I was ready to go. We switched places and she went back for more BBBJ and was just as good the second time around. After about 10 minutes I could no longer contain my need to be inside her tight pussy (tight enough that she can't take two fingers at once). I motioned for the rubber and she eagerly put it on and mounted me sideways CG. The rest is pretty self explanatory.

I highly recommend Yuki. For those of us without the geographic liberty of being closer to Convoy, I would say, do not skip her. I'm not sure how long she's here but this parlor tends to keep them 2 to 4 weeks.

As always YMMV. Good luck gents.

-TJNiko.

[ThomasM80]

Has anyone seen an asian spinner with short hair a dolphin tattoo above her left breast and a lotus tattoo on her upper back? Please DM me if you do or just.

Tell me if she's still working in SD.

[TacoManVa]

Is this KM?

Love that old pussy!

Yes Google Tasty Bakery on Convoy which oh by the way has some amazing pastries for $2. 75 each that are stuffed with pork and onions and you can put them in your toaster oven for breakfast in the morning to have with an egg which is an amazing breakfast. It's right next door.

PS ... I am a shill lmao .....for a Chinese bakery


https://www.shanximagickitchensd.com/order-online

Also bomb noodle place next door

[TacoManVa]

Looking for a spa or specific lady that does a good therapeutic massage with heavy grazing but no HE. My current teaser is out of town and looking for someone who can deliver a decent rub who isn't scared to touch the boys. I know it's an odd request but I like to have someone in the rotation who can get me warmed up for activities afterwards. Going to a legit place just isn't cutting it. Thanks for any suggestions.

Perfect fit for your requests.

Thank me later haha

[Bkr1967]

I just got back from vacation so texted MM at A to Z who said come down and see the new girls. When I arrived MM escorted me to the back room and said she missed me and brought in Luna who she said would provide special service for me. I didn't find her that attractive so passed and said I would come back MM grabbed me and said wait honey see other girls and brought in the other three girls and said you try three and was very incessant. I said maybe next time and MM said pick and she would waive the house fee. I was not really feeling it but she started to take off my clothes so I chose the youngest option available was not given her name and everyone else left the room. I have to give her credit she tried but after all the drama was not feeling it so stopped her mid service and left. MM stopped me on the way out and wanted me to give a good review for no house fee, dinner, candy and or a shirt. I said sure just to leave the store but will not be returning. Please see below for more details:

Name: didn't get.

Looks: 8-10 young maybe middle 20's.

Service: lack luster: BBBJ fair but not much suction just a lot of slurping without feeling it.

Shaved not responsive in 69, CG and mish was average at best got bored and stopped session early.

Recommend: no.

Personally will not return due to MM attempts to buy good reviews.

As always everyone's mileage will vary.

Be safe my brothers.

[VinDrake]

Looking for a spa or specific lady that does a good therapeutic massage with heavy grazing but no HE. My current teaser is out of town and looking for someone who can deliver a decent rub who isn't scared to touch the boys. I know it's an odd request but I like to have someone in the rotation who can get me warmed up for activities afterwards. Going to a legit place just isn't cutting it. Thanks for any suggestions.

[Iislali938]

Scoped out the AMP on 729 X Navajo Road. I tried to show up the other day but they appeared closed. No big deal since I came at an odd hour. Well recently I wanted to check it out again during typical hours and yeah I was able to go for the paid hour. Name was Nana or some shit but seemed to be in her early thirties. Tight navy dress and just tight all over. Like under 100 lb frame. No bra. Was really short but taller Asians are harder to come by. Massage during the whole hour was mostly very soothing and didn't experience her trying to rush me out against the clock. Obvious that I wanted a bit more. On the flip we negotiated a bit. BBJ started out slow but in a good way. Decent skills overall. Not green nor someone I'd call seasoned. After I finished I got pampered with some hot towels and some agua.

[Dakotah69]

Is this KM?

Love that old pussy!

So this story comes with a dumb question but what's the going rate these days for FS? I mostly go to TJ for FS as I find it better bang for my buck (pun intended) and the girls are way hotter. So I don't keep up as much with it. Is it still $120 or is now $140+?

Anyway, I ask because I recently went to Massage Oasis. I was just in the mood for a half decent message and some nice ball rubbing and HE. I walk in and there is an older woman and she seems fine. Looked how they almost all look: older, relatively thin, and a little saggy. She was wearing some leopard print jumpsuit that wasn't to flattering but communicates what's to be expected. I'm not walking in to MO expecting an 18 year old anyway and I'm there for some basics so that's fine with me. I didn't catch her name or didn't understand her, language barrier was constant through the session. Anywho, we settle on an hour for 60 and get going. I tell her I want her to just massage me and rub my balls slowly. She doesn't get it and goes for the jackhammer so I have to stop her to explain, this happens several times. LOL Eventually she unpromptedly shows me her shaved pussy (looks nice) and asks me to fuck for $100. It looked nice but I really wasn't looking for that and just wanted to relax, so I decline. She keeps offering and jackhammering, I keep declining and explaining. I realize I'm not going to get the slow ball rub and relaxing session I was looking for so I ask how much for a blowjob and she says $80 and I can cum on her face. That's a rare one to hear at an AMP so I confirm and she's down so I accept. She brings out the seran wrap and I just laugh and ask for a condom. I know that shit is reused, no thanks. Brings out the condom and she sucks me off for a while and I face fuck her..

[TacoManVa]

Yes she's back 😁.

The thing about Ceecee is not just the awesome BBBJ. It's the kindness and old school care. I'd recommend the hour with her, that is if you also enjoy a terrific massage. She has got enhanced boob's, but only by 25% or so. Very nice. Her business clothes are tighter now LOL.

She used to her to the part where she rubs her boobs across your butt and back. Not now. I think she's still a little sensitive. On the flip she gets to the glorious BBBJCIM that she's known for. Truly a wonderful experience. It you're looking for more, I doubt it's available. But knowing what you get and it's wonderful is just fine with me.

She's a sweetheart who will give you the full 60 minutes, help you dress, and tells you how much she appreciates you. Lovely.

60 + 140.

Interesting I just saw her on solar eclipse day and she took off her dress and I played with her natural boobs. They were a full B w a little MILF feel to them. Thought they were just a touch bigger but def real.

Surgery in the last 8 days?