Massage Parlor Reports

**OnTheRoad2019** · 10-01-22 14:47

Originally Posted by AsiaPhileJake1 [View Original Post]

I've never heard of Parade Asian Massage. Are you thinking Paradise? There are reports here on Paradise which are mixed reviews. Some like it some don't. Pretty standard for what's available in Madison. Most likely 45+ MT, HE probably but stay cool and don't give off the wrong impression. You could probably flip a coin on most of the places in town.

Yeah Paradise! Fooken victim of auto correct!

**OnTheRoad2019** · 10-01-22 14:46

I stopped by Paradise on my way to the airport. Went in and paid for the hour and got undressed. A short, thin, older lady came in. I believe her name was Misue, or something like that. She laughed when she came in and I was uncovered laying on the table and smacked my ass.

Honestly it was one of the best massages if had! She worked out some serious knots. Lots of teasing and OTC roaming was allowed. On the flip she continued the amazing massage. Standard finish, but even that was not done with the normal Jack rabbit action AMP's are known for.

I'm REALLY glad I rolled the dice on this one!!

60/50 (could have been 40, but it truly was a to notch job so I tossed in the extra 10).

**AsiaPhileJake1** · 09-30-22 14:34

Originally Posted by OnTheRoad2019 [View Original Post]

Hey guys! I see no reports anywhere on this one. Has anybody has an experience there? Just looking for HE.

I've never heard of Parade Asian Massage. Are you thinking Paradise? There are reports here on Paradise which are mixed reviews. Some like it some don't. Pretty standard for what's available in Madison. Most likely 45+ MT, HE probably but stay cool and don't give off the wrong impression. You could probably flip a coin on most of the places in town.

**OnTheRoad2019** · 09-30-22 14:23

Hey guys! I see no reports anywhere on this one. Has anybody has an experience there? Just looking for HE.

**IronMan74** · 09-28-22 20:19

Originally Posted by AsiaPhileJake1 [View Original Post]

Thank you for making my day. The last time I was here the smell of the wrong time of the month was so bad that a forgot my wallet in the car so to speak. Rotten fish is another way to look at it for sure. There are plenty of options elsewhere.

You know, it never occurred to me that it was a nasty pussy that smelled that bad. They were eating plates of fish, but it is very possible it was a synergy of bad fish smells. It was vile.

I remember one time in college I finger banged a girl and it was bad. My fingers smelled for a couple of days. Toothpaste and lemon juice couldn't cut it. I kept my hand as far from my face as possible. Made it tough to eat. This was close.

**OnTheRoad2019** · 09-28-22 13:34

Hey fellow mongers! I'm looking at visiting a spa while I'm in town. So any of them have table showers AND fun to be had??

Preferably by the airport👍.

Thanks! Stay safe!

**AsiaPhileJake1** · 09-28-22 11:45

Originally Posted by IronMan74 [View Original Post]

True to the name, when I arrived they were on couch eating some nasty fish looking thing. The whole place stunk. Her breath stunk. The bed smelled like sweaty balls. Typical 60/40 but I stopped at work and took a shower and changed because my clothes and I stunk. Massage and ending were fine, but the odors killed it. She could have at least brushed her teeth.

Thank you for making my day. The last time I was here the smell of the wrong time of the month was so bad that a forgot my wallet in the car so to speak. Rotten fish is another way to look at it for sure. There are plenty of options elsewhere.

**BenNorth** · 09-28-22 10:48

Going to be in Madison the end of this week. What is the best bodywork's Madison has to offer? I'll be staying just south of of downtown but am open to traveling a bit.

Thank and stay safe!

Ben.

**AxMan223** · 09-27-22 11:05

Originally Posted by Binder79 [View Original Post]

Are there any actual Asian apartment girls left in Madison? Or they all the traveling Motel girls now?

Should be something on park st. No idea what the number is. I end up texting all of the numbers on stg and see where they're at.

**Binder79** · 09-27-22 09:59

Are there any actual Asian apartment girls left in Madison? Or they all the traveling Motel girls now?

**IronMan74** · 09-26-22 13:16

True to the name, when I arrived they were on couch eating some nasty fish looking thing. The whole place stunk. Her breath stunk. The bed smelled like sweaty balls. Typical 60/40 but I stopped at work and took a shower and changed because my clothes and I stunk. Massage and ending were fine, but the odors killed it. She could have at least brushed her teeth.

**HeywoodJablow** · 09-25-22 22:56

Originally Posted by ChimilDetin [View Original Post]

Calling and asking is the best way to go.

That said, I go so rarely that I feel like I don't know the talent that well anymore. Tiffany sometimes does it for me and sometimes doesn't. Victoria was great, but doesn't seem to be there anymore.

I feel like we could use a new, full listing of who's there and what to expect from each. I think there used to be one back when there was a Wisconsin-exclusive message board, and it was nice when you could also just go to their website to see who was working when, but it seems like that's all distant memories now.

I created a GH sub page below, try to put physical descriptions and activities in there. Feel free to add.

**Chimil Detin** · 09-25-22 01:55

Originally Posted by TevaDude [View Original Post]

I usually go see Lea when I visit, I always call and ask who is working on the day I plan to visit.

Calling and asking is the best way to go.

That said, I go so rarely that I feel like I don't know the talent that well anymore. Tiffany sometimes does it for me and sometimes doesn't. Victoria was great, but doesn't seem to be there anymore.

I feel like we could use a new, full listing of who's there and what to expect from each. I think there used to be one back when there was a Wisconsin-exclusive message board, and it was nice when you could also just go to their website to see who was working when, but it seems like that's all distant memories now.

**HKahuna55** · 09-24-22 12:40

Originally Posted by YuanYuan2000 [View Original Post]

I have to tell you the fact that the woman with baby breasts, she walks around a lot of massage parlors in Madison, she's a veteran, the lady at the store she used to work in told me she's 58 years old, she Had an American husband in his 70's and that older woman was her sister so I'm never going there again.

Bad intell. Definitely not sisters. The other news shared could be true. Stay safe.

**Ham Fister** · 09-23-22 18:24

Been to Odana CT twice and both times have seen ladies who have been around Madison for years. Not doubting people who claim to have gotten more than average but finding it hard to believe. To each his own.