Massage Parlor Reports

[DIrie999]

Stopped in for a recon. Looks like a completely legit, mom and pop operation. 4 tables, all in one large room. There was a couple being tended to when I stopped. When I peeked in, they were both fully covered with towels, being worked on by mms and pps. Not even any music. Pass unless perhaps I need something strictly therapeutic.

[RunawayTruck]

Anything good in Watertown? What's out there and what's good? Any solid advice?

Downtown place is great. Give it a try, I think you'll like. Be safe!

[Duffus]

Anything good in Watertown? What's out there and what's good? Any solid advice?

I posted two or three weeks ago a review. It's good. When you look at their ads on Skip the games Waukesha they say right in their posting what to expect and it's accurate. Doofus approved.

[DIrie999]

Tuesday had some morning time open, better chance of fresh sheets, and fresh other. Near Owen, so stopped in. Smiley girl, half my age, later said she was 38 after I surprised her with my age, a few weeks shy of 70. Anyway, got the moves going as soon as she got back from banking the $60, never got to the massage part. Takes a while, even with Vitamin V, plus, the massages are never what we go to these places for. Upper armaments chin high, lower battlements, gorilla taped in place, said she had stomach pains, guessing time of month, so, lots of rubbing and nipple play, then tried something that worked two weeks ago on Sherman Ave. Dry humping, like 55 years ago, with no resistance what so ever, like a turtle, on her back and went to work on her, armor in place. From the red in her face, the breathing and the wiggles, it work just fine for her. Tried a couple of positions, no resistance, and had those little shoes digging in to keep me from stopping. Tipped $60, got a little pout, gave in and another $20. On the way out, the other girl came in. Drop dead gorgeous, Tight blouse that showed off the girls just fine. Like a few weeks ago on Grand Canyon, I got the B team, and met Wendy on the way out, have to go back for both.

Has anybody tried the new place on Whitney Way, nest to the book store? Did we know there were two parlors in Portage? Any recent reports from Beaver Dam. With this weather, thinking of a short road trip. Happy hunting, Keep the yard arm furled until the battle flag is hoisted! (Have no idea what that means, but, it sounds kind of kool.)

Whitney hasn't even been advertising on STG lately as they had in the past. Keep forgetting to swing by to see what's up.

[MadisonVanMan1]

Tuesday had some morning time open, better chance of fresh sheets, and fresh other. Near Owen, so stopped in. Smiley girl, half my age, later said she was 38 after I surprised her with my age, a few weeks shy of 70. Anyway, got the moves going as soon as she got back from banking the $60, never got to the massage part. Takes a while, even with Vitamin V, plus, the massages are never what we go to these places for. Upper armaments chin high, lower battlements, gorilla taped in place, said she had stomach pains, guessing time of month, so, lots of rubbing and nipple play, then tried something that worked two weeks ago on Sherman Ave. Dry humping, like 55 years ago, with no resistance what so ever, like a turtle, on her back and went to work on her, armor in place. From the red in her face, the breathing and the wiggles, it work just fine for her. Tried a couple of positions, no resistance, and had those little shoes digging in to keep me from stopping. Tipped $60, got a little pout, gave in and another $20. On the way out, the other girl came in. Drop dead gorgeous, Tight blouse that showed off the girls just fine. Like a few weeks ago on Grand Canyon, I got the B team, and met Wendy on the way out, have to go back for both.

Has anybody tried the new place on Whitney Way, nest to the book store? Did we know there were two parlors in Portage? Any recent reports from Beaver Dam. With this weather, thinking of a short road trip. Happy hunting, Keep the yard arm furled until the battle flag is hoisted! (Have no idea what that means, but, it sounds kind of kool.)

[Mfl Erdie]

Did you go to V Spa, or the other place on the opposite side of the road? I remember reports of the original Portage AMP having an older woman. Semi recwnt reports on V have been positive. But a month can cloud the sunshine too.

Yes, V Spa. Maybe just got unlucky.

[ItHappens715]

Anything good in Watertown? What's out there and what's good? Any solid advice?

[IceFourPlay]

Went to the Portage spa that advertises on STG. Walked in, walked right back out. Older woman who I did not find very attractive (my standards are not terribly high). Not sure if anyone else has had better luck there!

Did you go to V Spa, or the other place on the opposite side of the road? I remember reports of the original Portage AMP having an older woman. Semi recwnt reports on V have been positive. But a month can cloud the sunshine too.

[Mfl Erdie]

Went to the Portage spa that advertises on STG. Walked in, walked right back out. Older woman who I did not find very attractive (my standards are not terribly high). Not sure if anyone else has had better luck there!

[NoDamage]

I got your message but can't respond because your mailbox is full.

Whoops, fixed.

[OldFreak]

I got your message but can't respond because your mailbox is full.

[Ham Fister]

Is a factory now. Dudes waiting in their cars. Get there before it's gone I doubt it lasts the month in its current form.

[LoveBoydodo]

So after hearing about how wonderful things had become there, I visited this afternoon. I will not judge my experience, just share facts and let you make your own decisions. When I got there I was greeted by a MT in a white dress (who I found out later was the aforementioned Chloe). She was average age for the MTs in the area (mid to late 40's) and fairly average looking. I've certainly seen a lot better and a lot worse around here. The massage itself was pretty unremarkable (she didn't even both to ask me whether I wanted hard / medium etc), with zero tease at all before the flip. I also wonder if maybe she wasn't feeling well because she kept clearing her throat, which certainly didn't add anything positive to the experience. Immediately after the flip the negotiations started with some pretty outlandish offers. She started at a rate for "boom boom and oral"that was higher than the "VIP" rate for the Asian apartment / hotels workers and nearly as much as a good Seeking SB. I was very clear that I would not be paying anything close to that. She begrudgingly offered a lower rate (but still outlandish) for just the oral. Even that was more than I had ever paid for full service in the area and I do not consider myself a tightwad in any way shape or form. After me saying no, that's alright several times, she finally came to an average price for the area. But then I got the performance to match that. A look of disdain the entire time, the constant grimace and complaint of me being too big (I'm pretty much dead on average) along with the constant refrain of "all done? She didn't even take off her top, so I had almost no access to her tits. Finally I wound up finishing myself, at she got a "hot towel" (really just a wash cloth), then left and never came back to the room. While I've certainly had a lot worse in this area, it certainly wasn't the experience I had been led to believe I'd have. Hopefully this review helps others decide if this is the place for them. Honestly, I'll stick with the other options for now.

I was getting my hopes high and planning a trip. Thanks for saving me the trouble. Same experience had happened with me at 590 Cherry, 7 day spa etc. All hype. Then go to experience a lackluster service. LOL.

[OldFreak]

So after hearing about how wonderful things had become there, I visited this afternoon. I will not judge my experience, just share facts and let you make your own decisions. When I got there I was greeted by a MT in a white dress (who I found out later was the aforementioned Chloe). She was average age for the MTs in the area (mid to late 40's) and fairly average looking. I've certainly seen a lot better and a lot worse around here. The massage itself was pretty unremarkable (she didn't even both to ask me whether I wanted hard / medium etc), with zero tease at all before the flip. I also wonder if maybe she wasn't feeling well because she kept clearing her throat, which certainly didn't add anything positive to the experience. Immediately after the flip the negotiations started with some pretty outlandish offers. She started at a rate for "boom boom and oral"that was higher than the "VIP" rate for the Asian apartment / hotels workers and nearly as much as a good Seeking SB. I was very clear that I would not be paying anything close to that. She begrudgingly offered a lower rate (but still outlandish) for just the oral. Even that was more than I had ever paid for full service in the area and I do not consider myself a tightwad in any way shape or form. After me saying no, that's alright several times, she finally came to an average price for the area. But then I got the performance to match that. A look of disdain the entire time, the constant grimace and complaint of me being too big (I'm pretty much dead on average) along with the constant refrain of "all done? She didn't even take off her top, so I had almost no access to her tits. Finally I wound up finishing myself, at she got a "hot towel" (really just a wash cloth), then left and never came back to the room. While I've certainly had a lot worse in this area, it certainly wasn't the experience I had been led to believe I'd have. Hopefully this review helps others decide if this is the place for them. Honestly, I'll stick with the other options for now.

[Sanctimonious6]

Stopped by yesterday, figured a rainy day might make for a good massage day. Not busy when I got there, two ladies greeted me. Somewhat young I'd say younger than 35 maybe, neither spoke nor understood English. Took the hour as I actually needed a massage, she came back in and gave me the change and we started off with a medium leading into hard on the back which ended up being one of the best massages I've had. No tease or indication leading up to anything so I called it a day however after I hand her a 15 tip she mouths to me I do more next time, which I had to ask to repeat at least 3 times LOL. Maybe these ladies have to get a knowing of you before they open up or maybe she meant do more as in don't short me on time and actually massage the rest of my body and not just the back and legs LOL. Anyways idk About you guys but if you're looking for just a above standard massage I'd say go there LOL but don't expect the open menus you guys seem to find everywhere else.

Did you catch her name? I was there recently (see review below) and also had a great massage, but there was also plenty of tease and I was offered HE no problem. No indication the menu was any wider than that, however.