Massage Parlor Reports

**Crandell76** · 07-13-17 17:48

2 ladies that I have not seen yet at the GH. Anyone who has seen them, could you give us a description of them and how was there services?

**Crandell76** · 07-13-17 17:35

Originally Posted by Howard5354 [View Original Post]

http://madison.backpage.com/WomenSee...ianna/17903536

Has anyone seen her lately? Its 60 dollars!

Save your money, and be careful if you do see her.

**TrueHater7** · 07-13-17 17:23

Originally Posted by IceFourPlay [View Original Post]

I have not seen her lately, but I do believe I seen that that, was for a half hour instead of the normal hour.

If that's the case it's not a special as it's always been 60 for a hh there LOL.

**IceFourPlay** · 07-13-17 17:04

Originally Posted by TheHand [View Original Post]

Quick blurbs.

Fordem. Was going to try it but met by woman with a patch over her eye. Turned around and walked out.

Portage. Sssssssss. If you know what I mean.

Monroe. YMMV but this is a good one, very very happy. A Hand high five.

Thanks for the reviews! I had been wondering about Monroe and Portage. I seen something that made me think Monroe is owned by the people on North st, so I was pessimistic. Thanks for the field work bro! I4 P.

**IceFourPlay** · 07-13-17 17:01

Originally Posted by Howard5354 [View Original Post]

http://madison.backpage.com/WomenSee...ianna/17903536

Has anyone seen her lately? Its 60 dollars!

I have not seen her lately, but I do believe I seen that that, was for a half hour instead of the normal hour.

**Howard5354** · 07-13-17 10:47

http://madison.backpage.com/WomenSee...ianna/17903536

Has anyone seen her lately? Its 60 dollars!

**NoDamage** · 07-12-17 15:41

Originally Posted by TheHand [View Original Post]

Quick blurbs.

Fordem. Was going to try it but met by woman with a patch over her eye. Turned around and walked out.

Portage. Sssssssss. If you know what I mean.

Monroe. YMMV but this is a good one, very very happy. A Hand high five.

Monroe. Think it would be worth more than a 1 hour drive? Bit of a hike for me.

**Big Time Bob** · 07-12-17 11:43

Can anybody tell me what Chynaa looks like at G. H. And how the massage is.

**The Hand** · 07-12-17 06:16

Quick blurbs.

Fordem. Was going to try it but met by woman with a patch over her eye. Turned around and walked out.

Portage. Sssssssss. If you know what I mean.

Monroe. YMMV but this is a good one, very very happy. A Hand high five.

**Sanctimonious6** · 07-12-17 01:54

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Seriously, you don't understand the concept of YMMV? Of course different guys have different experiences.

I would suggest you not lose your unmoderated status posting "reports" designed to inflame the forum and make me have to work harder.

A2

**Howard5354** · 07-11-17 22:37

Originally Posted by NoDamage [View Original Post]

Posted a review in the BP section. Went today.

Called the 929 number, there is also a 608 and a 414 number. Last time, all of the #'s went to the same scheduler, I had called to check. It's possible that there is more than one crew here. Only way to find out would be try a different number.

I've had enough for now and I am meeting one of the city girls on Friday, but might take another shot at this mid next week if they are still here.

The Asian twat is all over the place. Better go get some of this Asian twat.

**Crandell76** · 07-11-17 18:26

Originally Posted by TrueHater7 [View Original Post]

Guess the times are getting tough.

Must be, 60 for a crappy massage. Been told she won't do anything, not even disrobe. Total joke!

I am glad to save my money on better things.

**NoDamage** · 07-11-17 16:04

Originally Posted by Madazn [View Original Post]

Thanks for the heads up and I hope you get better luck this time. It looks like 5 different #'s and several "General" locations.

Posted a review in the BP section. Went today.

Called the 929 number, there is also a 608 and a 414 number. Last time, all of the #'s went to the same scheduler, I had called to check. It's possible that there is more than one crew here. Only way to find out would be try a different number.

I've had enough for now and I am meeting one of the city girls on Friday, but might take another shot at this mid next week if they are still here.

**NoDamage** · 07-11-17 15:41

This review won't be that helpful, as I was only after a legit massage:

A prior review indicated that options where limited here. I was curious as to what this place is like, and also just wanted a legit massage. NoDamage has abused his body a little bit too much the last 4 days and can't handle anything else right now.

Like the ad says, used text to setup an appt. No problems getting one for 20 minutes ahead. Place is pretty easy to find, though I relied on google street maps to tell me where to turn. The parking lot right next to the building is pretty small, but there's more parking all over the place. Met who I assume is the boss at the front. Older lady. Was pleasant but pretty old even for a Madison AMP MT. Of course, that's who I got. Didn't get a glimpse of the other MT. My plan was to be totally passive unless the MT was youngish. Since I got the old one, stuck to the legit massage only.

Massage was fine. I was worried that someone that old would struggle to give me a hard massage, but she didn't have any trouble. I actually had to tell her to back off a bit at the 40 min mark. Was getting too sore. She had no problem finding my problem spots; I didn't need to tell her. I did no roaming; there was some minor accidental contact, but that was it. She left me undraped while working on my upper body. The towel came on when she was working on my legs. Basically, shielding my junk. There was no teasing on her part, but there was some minor contact with the boys when she was working on my inner thighs.

After the flip, she covered me up with the towel. Exactly what I expected, as I had given zero signs that I wanted anything else, assuming it was even on the menu. She massaged my arms and legs yet again, and that was that. Hot towel was used to clean up the oil. I took the hour option, but ended up getting about 70 minutes.

Massage was. 7 for the hour and I tipped her .2 for the massage. A little high for a legit massage maybe but she was friendly, was not a clock watcher and I was happy with the massage.

That being said, I see no reason they should be charging $10 over market rate for an AMP massage in Madison. Another customer showed up while I was getting dressed. Sounded like a woman.

So I don't know what you guys have been doing, but check out the warning poster that was on the back of the door in the room.