Massage Parlor Reports

**Sanctimonious6** · 04-02-24 22:35

Originally Posted by LoveBoydodo [View Original Post]

APT will have FS. But lackluster. AMP will be no FS. A lot of haggling for expensive handjob / very very expensive blowjob. Madison is desert.

There are a few of AMPs around here where FS can be had. I haven't been to one of the apartments in several years, but unless things have changed, the main difference is that you can use an actual bed rather than a narrow, uncomfortable massage table.

**LoveBoydodo** · 04-02-24 19:38

Originally Posted by SmebTheFifth [View Original Post]

Going to be out in the madtown area a few days next week. Preference between the asian apts vs the spas? Used to be that the apts were more 'fun' when looking for FS, but not sure how things are out in madison. Are the ads that have apt addresses legit? Any tips?

Any other general advice for Madison?

Thanks!

APT will have FS. But lackluster. AMP will be no FS. A lot of haggling for expensive handjob / very very expensive blowjob. Madison is desert.

**SmebTheFifth** · 04-01-24 16:55

Going to be out in the madtown area a few days next week. Preference between the asian apts vs the spas? Used to be that the apts were more 'fun' when looking for FS, but not sure how things are out in madison. Are the ads that have apt addresses legit? Any tips?

Any other general advice for Madison?

Thanks!

**Ham Fister** · 03-28-24 19:39

Originally Posted by CeeriousFan57 [View Original Post]

No, did not feel comfortable doing so. I concede that my experience is not conclusive proof that Lana is fake, but I felt weirded out enough.

Don't waste your time or money. Do not even consider her in desperation. You're not getting anything but a massage.

**ChgSpaMan** · 03-27-24 10:55

Originally Posted by CeeriousFan57 [View Original Post]

No, did not feel comfortable doing so. I concede that my experience is not conclusive proof that Lana is fake, but I felt weirded out enough.

She is real. Often works in suburbs of Chicago. Good massage. After that YMMV based on my experience and reports in Chicago area forums.

**MikaPeltinin** · 03-27-24 00:54

Originally Posted by MikaPeltinin [View Original Post]

Agreed.

Anyone remember foot massage at Westown Mall?

Very similar.

And I liked it!

Mika.

Today I was taken back to one of 5 "private" rooms. Decent massage nothing more. Interesting that their business plan is 9 massage tables. One of the largest in MadTown?

**CeeriousFan57** · 03-26-24 20:48

Originally Posted by IronMan74 [View Original Post]

Did you knock on the door?

No, did not feel comfortable doing so. I concede that my experience is not conclusive proof that Lana is fake, but I felt weirded out enough.

**IronMan74** · 03-26-24 18:05

Originally Posted by CeeriousFan57 [View Original Post]

https://madison.craigslist.org/hws/d...730006635.html

I think the Lana ad is fake. Contacted the phone number and got the address of a Middleton hotel. Got there and went up to the door of the room given, but it sounded like there was a family in the room.

Did you knock on the door?

**Ham Fister** · 03-25-24 14:57

Originally Posted by SconnieNation7 [View Original Post]

Stopped into lucky star today based on previous reports of this place being a hidden gem and was left laughing at the complete disappointment & disagreement I have with that opinion. The 2 women I saw were at least above average attractive compared to other AMPs in the area but that's where the positives end. Masseuse I drew pointed at 30 min for 50 on the board, I tried asking for an hour but she shook her head no. So with 1 option on time I entered the room.

, paid with 100 and lay down. She came in and did an oil body rub but there was no actual massage what so ever. After 20 min I got the oil removed with a dry baby wipe, not a hot towel. No music in the room either to relax or drown out the weird swallow reflex I kept hearing from her. Told to flip and was given the option of 80 for standard ending or 150 for mouth, I actually did laugh out loud and passed opting to just get dressed leaving 10 from my change.

I'll count my lucky stars and pass on this place from now on.

You really went to that place for an actual massage? I think you missed the point of all previous posts.

**CeeriousFan57** · 03-23-24 21:34

Originally Posted by R2623 [View Original Post]

Anyone know if she is still around? Hoping to see her again, but her email bounced. I have some time finally over the holidays and hoping to get in somewhere. Anyone tried Lana that posts on CL lately? Looking for a decent massage and hopefully a HE but will settle for the massage at this point. Most grateful if anyone has recommendations or knows if Jacinda has new contact methods.

https://madison.craigslist.org/hws/d...730006635.html

I think the Lana ad is fake. Contacted the phone number and got the address of a Middleton hotel. Got there and went up to the door of the room given, but it sounded like there was a family in the room.

**YuanYuan2000** · 03-23-24 15:10

Originally Posted by SconnieNation7 [View Original Post]

Stopped into lucky star today based on previous reports of this place being a hidden gem and was left laughing at the complete disappointment & disagreement I have with that opinion. The 2 women I saw were at least above average attractive compared to other AMPs in the area but that's where the positives end. Masseuse I drew pointed at 30 min for 50 on the board, I tried asking for an hour but she shook her head no. So with 1 option on time I entered the room.

, paid with 100 and lay down. She came in and did an oil body rub but there was no actual massage what so ever. After 20 min I got the oil removed with a dry baby wipe, not a hot towel. No music in the room either to relax or drown out the weird swallow reflex I kept hearing from her. Told to flip and was given the option of 80 for standard ending or 150 for mouth, I actually did laugh out loud and passed opting to just get dressed leaving 10 from my change.

I'll count my lucky stars and pass on this place from now on.

Don't waste your money and time here, they don't provide any massage, they just want to provide some services in a short time, they are very cunning, and Odana's yangyang.

**Drew56** · 03-20-24 13:07

Originally Posted by NitroPimp [View Original Post]

Unfortunately, you still tipped for $40 for half an hour with no HE. Considering she didn't have to work very hard for it she made out pretty good.

Paid with 100, got back 50, tipped 10. Math is hard.

**NitroPimp** · 03-20-24 00:26

Originally Posted by SconnieNation7 [View Original Post]

Stopped into lucky star today based on previous reports of this place being a hidden gem and was left laughing at the complete disappointment & disagreement I have with that opinion. The 2 women I saw were at least above average attractive compared to other AMPs in the area but that's where the positives end. Masseuse I drew pointed at 30 min for 50 on the board, I tried asking for an hour but she shook her head no. So with 1 option on time I entered the room.

, paid with 100 and lay down. She came in and did an oil body rub but there was no actual massage what so ever. After 20 min I got the oil removed with a dry baby wipe, not a hot towel. No music in the room either to relax or drown out the weird swallow reflex I kept hearing from her. Told to flip and was given the option of 80 for standard ending or 150 for mouth, I actually did laugh out loud and passed opting to just get dressed leaving 10 from my change.

I'll count my lucky stars and pass on this place from now on.

Unfortunately, you still tipped for $40 for half an hour with no HE. Considering she didn't have to work very hard for it she made out pretty good.

**SconnieNation7** · 03-19-24 17:17

Stopped into lucky star today based on previous reports of this place being a hidden gem and was left laughing at the complete disappointment & disagreement I have with that opinion. The 2 women I saw were at least above average attractive compared to other AMPs in the area but that's where the positives end. Masseuse I drew pointed at 30 min for 50 on the board, I tried asking for an hour but she shook her head no. So with 1 option on time I entered the room.

, paid with 100 and lay down. She came in and did an oil body rub but there was no actual massage what so ever. After 20 min I got the oil removed with a dry baby wipe, not a hot towel. No music in the room either to relax or drown out the weird swallow reflex I kept hearing from her. Told to flip and was given the option of 80 for standard ending or 150 for mouth, I actually did laugh out loud and passed opting to just get dressed leaving 10 from my change.

I'll count my lucky stars and pass on this place from now on.

**MikaPeltinin** · 03-19-24 00:37

Originally Posted by DIrie999 [View Original Post]

Stopped in for a recon. Looks like a completely legit, mom and pop operation. 4 tables, all in one large room. There was a couple being tended to when I stopped. When I peeked in, they were both fully covered with towels, being worked on by mms and pps. Not even any music. Pass unless perhaps I need something strictly therapeutic.

Agreed.

Anyone remember foot massage at Westown Mall?

Very similar.

And I liked it!

Mika.