Massage Parlor Reports

**RandyGiles** · 08-03-19 18:42

That's Danny. She was real and a decent person I thought, but others have had bad experiences.

Originally Posted by NutsyNut [View Original Post]

http://madison.skipthegames.com/fema...l/403347280548

Anybody see this girl, or have any info on her? She looks familiar, but doesn't have a name in the ad.

**Flagrant** · 08-03-19 14:15

Originally Posted by RogueFive [View Original Post]

If your that worried maybe you should try knitting as a hobby. Or collecting stamps.

A more helpful response would be to have a healthy conversation about risks. You can't really understand a risk without trying to distinguish how likely the threat is vs. The impact of the threat.

**NutsyNut** · 08-03-19 13:19

http://madison.skipthegames.com/fema...l/403347280548

Anybody see this girl, or have any info on her? She looks familiar, but doesn't have a name in the ad.

**IceFourPlay** · 08-03-19 12:57

Originally Posted by Blrt331 [View Original Post]

Made my first visit to the Fish in January, good results with the older lady, left satisfied. April and May were lackluster efforts by girls I don't recall the names of but still not a waste of time. After recent reviews I may give it one last visit or not. Odana.

Was good massage but could have tried harder on the tease. Maybe the independents are worth looking into.

I thought perhaps, it was just me, but yeah, this! I still say its a great place to go, compared to the average norm here in Madison, but I walked out Fish door for the last time. I tip well, for what I have got, and had good rapports with all there too. Last time, LIKE YOU SAID, it was weaker, and more like a favor. Plus, the second to last time, I had a funny but gross occurrence from the MT, that sort of capped that avenue. I applaud the reports of the old standbys! I am just going to save my madison money and take a little trip to the South. Unless I need a backrub real bad, I am going to ween off the AMP. This area makes it pretty easy.

**Blrt331** · 08-03-19 09:48

Made my first visit to the Fish in January, good results with the older lady, left satisfied. April and May were lackluster efforts by girls I don't recall the names of but still not a waste of time. After recent reviews I may give it one last visit or not. Odana.

Was good massage but could have tried harder on the tease. Maybe the independents are worth looking into.

**RogueFive** · 08-02-19 18:43

Originally Posted by Free34 [View Original Post]

I've seen the pictures of these girls, but with Kraft getting caught. That they have to use a translator. You know they where not sitting in China thinking what I need to do is illegally immigrate to WI to experience the polar vortex.

How do you get past.

The FBI Homeland Security etc is likely watching?

The local police are likely watching?

No matter how good looking I am not sure could get it up with all that going through my mind.

What is your trick?

If your that worried maybe you should try knitting as a hobby. Or collecting stamps.

**Free34** · 08-02-19 03:33

I've seen the pictures of these girls, but with Kraft getting caught. That they have to use a translator. You know they where not sitting in China thinking what I need to do is illegally immigrate to WI to experience the polar vortex.

How do you get past.

The FBI Homeland Security etc is likely watching?

The local police are likely watching?

No matter how good looking I am not sure could get it up with all that going through my mind.

What is your trick?

Originally Posted by Papercu7 [View Original Post]

Been to the AMP few times. Got Candy couple of times, the other slightly older lady once. The later gave the best massage I've ever gotten at an AMP. Left happy every time. Most recently saw Candy, she was wearing a nice skirt, easy access and allowed for UTC roaming. Left very happy.

The apartments are a different story though. As others have mentioned, I would avoid them during certain parts of the day due to the sketchy neighborhood. This time there was a big biker dude sitting in the living room with the older asian guy. The girls were pretty and just my type. I wanted to try the VIP experience for $$. 6 but they apparently had someone else scheduled so offered just the 40 minutes session. The session felt rushed, the girls are tough to communicate with she kept using the translator app on the phone, which was OK at the beginning but a major out off when you're in the middle of it. Left happy, might go back another time to see if the experience gets better.

**CurbFeeler** · 08-01-19 23:48

Originally Posted by Papercu7 [View Original Post]

Been to the AMP few times. Got Candy couple of times, the other slightly older lady once. The later gave the best massage I've ever gotten at an AMP. Left happy every time. Most recently saw Candy, she was wearing a nice skirt, easy access and allowed for UTC roaming. Left very happy.

The apartments are a different story though. As others have mentioned, I would avoid them during certain parts of the day due to the sketchy neighborhood. This time there was a big biker dude sitting in the living room with the older asian guy. The girls were pretty and just my type. I wanted to try the VIP experience for $$. 6 but they apparently had someone else scheduled so offered just the 40 minutes session. The session felt rushed, the girls are tough to communicate with she kept using the translator app on the phone, which was OK at the beginning but a major out off when you're in the middle of it. Left happy, might go back another time to see if the experience gets better.

Went and saw Jenny. 2 hr $120 was wearing dress 4 15 min. Leaves for 5 min. Comes back new pant and top much more restrictive kinda offstandish now. Shitty massge. After 85 min. Of lackluster performance see asks if want 4 hands 4 a hhr. $40 more. So older other comes in grabs my pants pay me. Ok give her $40 they both start in 20 min. Later no utc just HJ. Got up 15 min. Early. Got dressed asked to use restroom then left with them yelling don't come back. I just waved. Never again! Curb. Out.

**Wonderworm** · 08-01-19 11:39

Wow, what a fantastic body to body massage. I got a real massage along with a very fun erotic sensual side to it. Probably one of the best massages I've ever had. I left very very happy. I think she is quite attractive, with a nicely toned body, and easy to talk to. For those of you that have seen the infamous Tara, she is just as good if not better.

http://madison.skipthegames.com/mass...a/048457252610

**Papercu7** · 08-01-19 06:12

Been to the AMP few times. Got Candy couple of times, the other slightly older lady once. The later gave the best massage I've ever gotten at an AMP. Left happy every time. Most recently saw Candy, she was wearing a nice skirt, easy access and allowed for UTC roaming. Left very happy.

The apartments are a different story though. As others have mentioned, I would avoid them during certain parts of the day due to the sketchy neighborhood. This time there was a big biker dude sitting in the living room with the older asian guy. The girls were pretty and just my type. I wanted to try the VIP experience for $$. 6 but they apparently had someone else scheduled so offered just the 40 minutes session. The session felt rushed, the girls are tough to communicate with she kept using the translator app on the phone, which was OK at the beginning but a major out off when you're in the middle of it. Left happy, might go back another time to see if the experience gets better.

**Papercu7** · 08-01-19 05:57

This used to be my ATF. Nice girls, Pretty good massage and even better finishes. Always left happy and wanting to go back.

That seems ti have changed last week. I got the same girl that I liked seeing, but no extras. They seem to have gone legit. Too bad. It was good while it lasted.

**CurbFeeler** · 07-30-19 14:54

Originally Posted by BooRadley72 [View Original Post]

Not lately but last time she cut it short by 20 minutes Because another customer who had an arranged reservation was going to be there any minute. She told me she would make it up to me next time. I told her there would be no next time. She actually chased me down the street demanding a tip. Fuck that.

Ya she cut my time short also. Bad massage maybe try 6771 again. Curb.

**BooRadley72** · 07-29-19 18:11

Originally Posted by GrayGhost [View Original Post]

Anybody been to Best Massage on north lately?

Not lately but last time she cut it short by 20 minutes Because another customer who had an arranged reservation was going to be there any minute. She told me she would make it up to me next time. I told her there would be no next time. She actually chased me down the street demanding a tip. Fuck that.

**TJ321** · 07-28-19 21:50

Originally Posted by BooRadley72 [View Original Post]

Which place? Sounds like a pain in the ass. These old women don't get horny. Would you after your thousandth handjob?

Sorry. Near 7 day not bear 7 day. Same road. Down from the old cleaners on the other side of the road.

**BooRadley72** · 07-28-19 17:53

Originally Posted by TJ321 [View Original Post]

Decided to give this place a shot.

90 minutes for $. Decent massage. Seemed to be the one lady working. Older Chinese lady with quite good English.

Asked a million questions like every AMP I've been to in my life, how much they charge and how much I tipped including HE. Meanwhile, she was reading the entire time and kept shoving her crotch on me. I figured she was just horny but she was baiting me. She even rubbed her semi-exposed nipples on me prior to the flip. I'm not even sure how they got that way.

On the flip she asked if I would tip more than I have before. When I said no, she told me no touching. But still was willing to do HE for. 6.

That's a lot of tip for me especially for her looks. It was a really decent finish. When I was taking too long she let me play under the shirt. Pretty nice tits too.

I'm not going to repeat because I hate begging. But it's a decent option.

Which place? Sounds like a pain in the ass. These old women don't get horny. Would you after your thousandth handjob?