Massage Parlor Reports

[GeorgeMax]

I was really sorry to hear about your subpar experience with Tiffany at the GH. But, as has been said many times and is very true - "YMMV".

I have been to GH a couple times and reviewed my experience on another forum. I was once serviced by a brunette MILF with a load of tats. Wasn't the most fun but I didn't give up. I met up with Tiffany a couple times and was satisfied. Like you I don't like or enjoy a lot of verbal discussions-I'm there to enjoy a hot young body and to pop my nut.

After my experience with the brunette I made a show of taking my hearing aids out and telling Tiffany I can't hear shit without them. She predictably offered that I could keep them in but I countered that they interfere and I like them out. I'm not that old (50's) but I am good at ignoring. She started chattering and I didn't reply or acknowledge. Instead I concentrated on massaging her body and kept putting her hand on my hard dick telling her I like to be played with. I could tell she wanted to distract me but I played dead. After giving her a pretty good massage that involved a lot of nipple sucking I scooted her butt to the edge and started licking her pussy. You were very right. Talk about dry! She was nervous about fingers penetrating so I eventually opened her up a little until I could see her clit and then I went to town thanking on that little nib. She started getting wet and reacting. About fucking time! I thought I was going to spend all my time getting her ready. Well, to add to the fun I told her to flip so I could rim her but too. She willingly went face down, ass up and spread wide open so I dove in licking her pussy, rimming her starfish with my fingers and tongue. I could see that she liked it so I called my turn and told her I really enjoyed playing with her and I wanted to cum in her pussy or her ass or bareback in her mouth. Her choice and don't tell me just do it.

She gave me a reasonable massage as I kept touching her ass or stroking her crotch. No penetration I coached her to play with my ass and taint which she did until I was good and hard.

I had flipped and said I wanted to be inside her. She slide a cover on my and continued stroking me. Hell! I was hard and ready and I said so so she got on and rode me until I popped. She was sort of MILF right and felt good until she tried to pull off. I wasn't done Cummings so I pulled her knees up my torso and said grind some more so I finish. She did and I blew a good load.

To her credit she cleaned me up nicely with a warm towel. Bathroom attached to the room. Like most guys I didn't take the whole hour so I asked her to give me another massage and to try to get me Hard again. She was funny. One of the better massages and nothing like the first one. On the flip I was hard again (I had taken another heavy dose of ED meds right in front of her). So I asked her for a hand job with out the cover instead of another fuck. She was OK with that until I started to cum. She covered me up with a cloth to catch the spunk.

While I showered she picked up the room and was still nude when I finished because I had asked. She said there was still time so I bent her over at the end of the massage table and spent some time licking her pussy and rimming her. She called time shortly after I played and I dressed and made my way down the narrow stairway and I was gone.

I really didn't like having to think so hard and strategize my way through getting fucked but I was damned if I was going to have another poor experience especially at that $240 price point. I also really don't enjoy that stupid massage table. Not at all comfortable. It would be so much better if they had the platform thingie you see at AMPs like AcuSpa (I think they might be closed). I haven't been back for a while because of those very reasons and the talent hasn't looked that good the couple times I have stopped in to get a preview parade. I have heard rumors about a blonde young one and I think I may have seen her in passing once when I was leaving. If I stop in and she's available I may have to try her out. But a couple rides with Tiffany was enough unless I have a really bad case of blue balls. I have explored AcuSpa acouple times and the AMPdown Washington near the well known national chicken fast food restaurant, both places in Sycamore IL and the Belvidere AMPs (which were a waste of time, money and spunk).

[Go4MN]

Traveling back on Saturday.

User I'd: -.

Date: 8/17/19.

Name: Tiffany.

Phone: 608-249-2636.

Email Address: -.

URL (Profile or Bio Page): http://geisha-bath-house-madison.sites.tablehero.com.

City: Madison.

State: Wisconsin.

Address: Off Hwy 151.

Appointment Type: Spa.

Activities: Shit load of talking, Not much of any of the following: CBJ Mish, HJ.

Duration of Encounter: 60 minutes.

Hair Length and Color: Blonde to the shoulders.

Age: 40.

Smoking Status: I Couldn't Tell.

Ethnic Background: White / Caucasian.

Physical Description: Pretty nice 40 ish MILF type body, not perfect, but really not bad. 5'5" is semi firm B cups. Slight mommy tummy but she is in pretty good shape. (Claims made she has 6 kids).

The Rest of the Story: Fucking bizarre is the only thing I can say. May have been the single most unsatisfying $240 I have ever spent. This will probably be confusing, but I will try to make it clear.

First, seems like she is a nice girl, so I will try to be nice as well. I have been to said establishment many times over the years. I would guess somewhere in the 15-20 for visits. Hands down, worst experience ever. I get there about 8:45-50, get the line up, pick Tiffany. We go upstairs to the big room, she asks if I have been there I say yes and ask if the 40 and 60 minute have any differences other than the time amount. She says no, same program. I am wavering as I still have about a 5 hour drive, but say lets do the 60 and its alright if I finish up a bit early as I am in a bit of a hurry to get back on the road. She takes the 60 minute (240) fee and says "I will be back in 3-4 minutes". I said perfect I will hurry in the shower. I have been in the room all of 2 minutes at this point. I jump in the shower, scrub myself like I am late for work and jump back out fully thinking she is going to be in the room waiting for me. Nope, all alone. So I proceed to dry off a little better and keep thinking the door will swing any second. Nope. I killed some time waiting as I did not want to lay on my boner and thought that she has to be coming up the stairs. Nope. Sit on the table, get off table, look in cupboards, look out window, do helicopter semi hard cock in front of window at traffic driving by. Go grab my phone to look at time. 9:07. WTF! Pace room, stretch, go pee (again) wait. Wait. Wait. Look at phone, 9:13 WTF! Finally comes in, and it starts. Talking talking and talking and talking some more. At this point, I should have just left. At that point I had a 20% chubby left and she talked it right back to Minnesota. She had to clean the shower area first to kill a few more minutes. Then starts a really bad massage, basically standing at my butt and one hand moving in opposite directions repeatedly. She would stop to talk and just stand there. Eventually, I started to halfway flip thinking she would just start a HJ to get things going. Nope. She would roll me back to my stomach again then not massage, just talk. This went on for what seemed like an hour or more. At this point, once again, I thought I should just go. Finally, she says do you want to trade places or flip. I figured I better try and get some life back in my cock so I will rub you. Well, that was more talking about the most random, bordering fucking bizarre conversation about dating in the hobby. I would have had a better time if they made me paint one of the rooms while still taking the money for an appointment. So, I am trying to rub her a little, while it feels like she is trying to prevent me from rubbing her. WTF! Then she says jump on the table and I'll try to wake up junior. Fuck, Junior is on a bus headed for home! She grabs my cock and shakes it and whacks it on her tits and back and forth on my hips like it owes her money. Nope. I suggest trying a little lubed HJ to get some life. She grabs baby oil and strokes a little with minimal results. This is most likely on me, as I was pretty much over it as this point. The oily HJ got me to about half mast, so I jump up and say lets fuck. Now she is worried that the baby oil will eat the condom. WTF! You used it you pay the price. So now I am rubbing one out with a towel to get the oil off and slap on a new rubber. Success! Well as much success as one can have with a half hard cock and a bad attitude. Get her on the end of the table with me standing, and try mish. Apparently some one in the room has never heard of lube. I am trying to stuff my semi in a dry baseball mitt, while she seems to be practicing MMA leg grappling moves on me. It was the most awkward attempt at intercourse I have ever had. Once I got in a little she would move a little side ways or move her knees in to my chest. WTF! I give up. I am a slow learner. Now I pissed at my self for not leaving the first time it crossed my mind since I would be in the Wisconsin Dells already.

I am sure this does not make much sense, so for that, I do apologize. The summary is that this encounter was the worst I have ever had. I would hope that it was an off night for her, because she was nice, albeit there were definite signs that she could have some crazy in there. I will not be repeating with her. I hope that someone else puts a review of her on here to see if it was a random thing for me. I met Gigi on the way down for the short program and it was good. I have met a bunch of other there and they were mostly good.

Nope.

Recommendation: No.

[Go4MN]

Made a stop on the way thru town last Thursday. Here is a review from another site.

Default Encounter: Geisha House-Gigi.

User I'd: -.

Date: 8/16/19.

Name: Geisha House.

Phone: 608-249-2636.

Email Address: -.

URL (Profile or Bio Page): http://geisha-bath-house-madison.sites.tablehero.com.

City: Madison.

State: Wisconsin.

Address: Off Hwy 151.

Appointment Type: Spa.

Activities: Not much time, so very light rub, HJ, CBJ, Mish, Doggy, HJ finish.

Duration of Encounter: 30 minutes.

Hair Length and Color: Brown w / blonde highlights just below the shoulders.

Age: 30-35.

Smoking Status: I Couldn't Tell.

Ethnic Background: Hispanic.

Physical Description: Shorter with a softer, little stocky build. Cute face and over all pretty nice body. Good personality. Chatty.

The Rest of the Story: Called as I was traveling past to see who was available. That is the only way to find out who is scheduled for each shift. When you get there, you get a line up of 1-4 available workers. I got a line up of 3 and went with Gigi. I had read something that I thought was a positive review, and she looked pretty nice so chose her.

Went to room and settled on the 40 min for 180 as I was running short on time. Stripped while she got the mandatory stand up shower running and left the room while I showered. 5-10 minutes later she was back while I was drying off and I laid face down for a few quick rubs then flipped. Got a cover on and had a quick CBJ then while I played and stroked between her legs. Spun her sideways across the table and went mish. Pretty much stayed that way as we built a nice rhythm. Slight variations to this position got me closer, but knew there would be no finish with the cover on. Switched places and she went to work with the oil and hand to finish. The finish was a little lack luster since as I got closer she backed further away and as soon as the climax started the hand movement stopped, so it could have been better. If you see her, make sure you don't do ANY butt play, as she does not like it.

I would repeat and probably have a good time. She has a pretty good personality and I think if you had multiple visits to gain some familiarity with each other the visits would get better.

Recommendation: Yes.

[Wj0272]

I recently visited Jacinda and had a great experience. Easy safe location, awesome fbsm, and she's very pretty. I'm sure I will be seeing her again.

http://madison.skipthegames.com/mass...a/101809096103

She's got great nips!

[Sky Flyer]

I recently visited Jacinda and had a great experience. Easy safe location, awesome fbsm, and she's very pretty. I'm sure I will be seeing her again.

http://madison.skipthegames.com/mass...a/101809096103

[Bino608]

Well I've been there 3 times already and so far I'm loving it, I guess my first time I was automatically assigned to one woman but my second time the other was there and was happy to take me but jealous and upset that I guess the first woman had dibs on me haha. She's lovely with the massage although YMMV. Tipped $. 30 first time, second was $. 50 she happily gave me a good ending, but the third time someone or two guys actually came in for one too so she rushed the last time and said more next time, it wasn't as good as the first so I tipped $30 again and she demanded more, I guess? I never did because It didn't feel worth it but definitely will be back for more so she shouldn't break out all upset.

[MayorPaul]

Paul Soglin?

No comment!

[TJ321]

Visited recently. Really push hard for 4-hands. She asked several times. The place smelled like old rotten crotch but I did leave happy.

[MiluvuLongTime]

Met LeeLee today. Cute, young and busty. She provided a nice massage and a handy. I was going to tip. 4, but she begged more. Gave. 5. Handy was rushed. Curious how far they'll go?

Yeah she is a lot of fun and attractive. Nice body. The other worker will do more but both can be fun. I been going here along time and quite often.

[Free34]

While I was there, two dudes came in and breathlessly said, There is a Triumph Spitfire parked outside of every massage parlor in town. What gives. Guess who drove a Triumph Spitfire?

Paul Soglin?

[Shooter61]

Both these girls really like $ so if you offer enough you can really have fun.

Met LeeLee today. Cute, young and busty. She provided a nice massage and a handy. I was going to tip. 4, but she begged more. Gave. 5. Handy was rushed. Curious how far they'll go?

[Shooter61]

Can anyone confirm that Acu Spa is closed?

Tried Sat around 6 pm, and today, Thursday at 3 pm. Locked up, no life inside.

[Sunflower]

Has Acu Asia really changed their ways? From experience and other reviews this place has always been strictly massage and mediocre at that. Additional reports welcome, I'd pay them a visit myself and report back during my next trip of the quoted report is somewhat accurate.

Cheers mates.

Can anyone confirm that Acu Spa is closed?

[Agrego]

Visited this MP two weeks past after very poor experiences in Belvedere (report posted). CLled ahead and spoke to young sounding Asian. So I was hopeful.

Eventually she started to tease some more from between my legs and put my hand on my dick indicating self service. I said no way. You are pretty and your hands feel good. She whispered on my ear how much? I said for what? She indicated HJ with gestures and I wrote 60 in the palm of her hand. I prepaid and she delivered a very satisfying HJ. She even milked me till I was all the way empty. So she knows how to do it. As I laid there panting she had me relax while she cleaned me up. When she had me cleaned up she sat in my lap, pulled her shirt off and let me play with her titties, suck her nips and she even lfk'd me.

I have been back 2 x for a similar experience.

Has Acu Asia really changed their ways? From experience and other reviews this place has always been strictly massage and mediocre at that. Additional reports welcome, I'd pay them a visit myself and report back during my next trip of the quoted report is somewhat accurate.

Cheers mates.

[MiluvuLongTime]

Both these girls really like $ so if you offer enough you can really have fun.