Massage Parlor Reports

**Noob2017** · 04-30-20 15:00

Originally Posted by RogueFive [View Original Post]

Saw a post on facebook that a legit massage place called the Wisconsin Health Dept and asked if they could open on the 4th. They were told they were an essential business and never had to close. So are the massage places in Madison closed by their own choice, forced to close, or don't know they're essential?

Business was already way down at many of them before the gov shut the state down. Even AMPs rely on legit customers to stay in business and people really don't want to be laying on the same table as who knows how many others since it was last cleaned. The AMP I go to is legit, and they closed at least a week before the state was shut down. They responded to phone calls and just made appointments because they had zero walk-in customers. Also, to practice in WI, you need a massage license from WI. I betting that most of the ones hanging in AMPs would not match the names of any one working there, and you can bet the state would be paying much more attention to the little details now. I know dozens of LMTs, and they are all not working, because it's just not worth the risk. I've heard before this so many stories about how disgusting people are with their hygiene, that its no surprise that the therapists don't want to be around most right now. As one told me last week, "I trust you, but I don't want to be in a position of deciding who to trust, especially since some carriers arent showing any signs of being sick".

**The Hand** · 04-30-20 06:16

Originally Posted by IceFourPlay [View Original Post]

Took a cruise in hopes of finding a massage. Looks like McFarland may be done for good. No sign or anything on the glass anymore. Cherry Spa still has their sign, but has removed that classy red door cover. Sarahs looked still closed, as did Odana. Not sure about Fish Hatch but the road construction in front surely is not helping. Angel still has a sign, but was dead. King st dead. Relax still closed. Foot spa was closed. Not sure how many will make it to true Grand Reopening. Its bad when a guy can't even get his therapeutic on. Wow.

As soon as one AMP closes another one opens up somewhere else. I wouldn't worry about a Madison with no AMPs. They just won't be around with things as they are, once restrictions are lifted I would expect them back. The Mama I know told me as much they just don't have a time frame.

**GMan25** · 04-30-20 01:35

Originally Posted by RogueFive [View Original Post]

Saw a post on facebook that a legit massage place called the Wisconsin Health Dept and asked if they could open on the 4th. They were told they were an essential business and never had to close. So are the massage places in Madison closed by their own choice, forced to close, or don't know they're essential?

WI passed that law requiring all massage businesses employ licensed therapists. This put the kibosh on many providers. However, those with the license are considered essential. The problem is, the asian spas closed during covid-19 anyway, despite being exempted, either because of fear of the virus or ignorance they were essential. Either way, they are currently closed, but I expect even if many close and never return, some new ones will open. The only problem is we will have to go about the business of finding out which ones are good and which ones are not.

**IceFourPlay** · 04-29-20 20:06

Took a cruise in hopes of finding a massage. Looks like McFarland may be done for good. No sign or anything on the glass anymore. Cherry Spa still has their sign, but has removed that classy red door cover. Sarahs looked still closed, as did Odana. Not sure about Fish Hatch but the road construction in front surely is not helping. Angel still has a sign, but was dead. King st dead. Relax still closed. Foot spa was closed. Not sure how many will make it to true Grand Reopening. Its bad when a guy can't even get his therapeutic on. Wow.

**M5519** · 04-29-20 19:48

Originally Posted by RogueFive [View Original Post]

Saw a post on facebook that a legit massage place called the Wisconsin Health Dept and asked if they could open on the 4th. They were told they were an essential business and never had to close. So are the massage places in Madison closed by their own choice, forced to close, or don't know they're essential?

Massage therapists are considered essential because they're a health service. Most of the places discussed aren't therapists.

**RogueFive** · 04-29-20 19:43

Saw a post on facebook that a legit massage place called the Wisconsin Health Dept and asked if they could open on the 4th. They were told they were an essential business and never had to close. So are the massage places in Madison closed by their own choice, forced to close, or don't know they're essential?

**JoeMomma1954** · 04-29-20 12:45

Any back door MP's open? Damn need it.

**TevaDude** · 04-27-20 10:37

Originally Posted by Kurama127 [View Original Post]

Do you know for how long? It's the only reliable place for FS in this state.

I assume that the GH will be closed until the stay home order gets lifted, so I am assuming they will be closed until the day after Memorial Day.

**Kurama127** · 04-27-20 05:28

Originally Posted by Sunflower [View Original Post]

I called GH last week and message said closed.

Do you know for how long? It's the only reliable place for FS in this state.

**HandsOnly** · 04-26-20 15:14

Originally Posted by PleaseHelp [View Original Post]

I am guessing that poster is referring to Paradise based on previous posts.

The answer at Paradise is NO! Keep looking.

**Atmech113** · 04-24-20 15:08

Originally Posted by PleaseHelp [View Original Post]

The linked providers will give 10 minute handrubs but rushed jackhammer service and uncomfortable dirty locations.

https://madison.skipthegames.com/fem...y/314274049393

http://madison.skipthegames.com/fema...e/603607305759

Stay away from this one terrible service and location.

**Flagrant** · 04-24-20 14:56

Originally Posted by IceFourPlay [View Original Post]

Hope this works. http://madison.skipthegames.com/mass...e/407187386332.

Race is listed as white, but ad is titled "Blacker the berry the sweeter the juice" or some shit. And no pics.

**IceFourPlay** · 04-24-20 13:20

Originally Posted by Flagrant [View Original Post]

I assume you intended to link to an ad? You only linked to the No Photo placeholder image?

Hope this works. http://madison.skipthegames.com/mass...e/407187386332.

**Please Help** · 04-24-20 10:34

Originally Posted by IceFourPlay [View Original Post]

Since things are slower, and many of you mongers are quarantining the little head. I spy a lie in this ad. Can you find it? This is not going to bust any brains of you trench hardened seniors, but some of the newbies might enjoy looking for the lie. http://madison.skipthegames.com/s/i/noimage200.gif.

Either the link is wrong or I have no idea what you are talking about.

**Flagrant** · 04-24-20 06:30

Originally Posted by IceFourPlay [View Original Post]

Since things are slower, and many of you mongers are quarantining the little head. I spy a lie in this ad. Can you find it? This is not going to bust any brains of you trench hardened seniors, but some of the newbies might enjoy looking for the lie. http://madison.skipthegames.com/s/i/noimage200.gif.

I assume you intended to link to an ad? You only linked to the No Photo placeholder image?