Massage Parlor Reports

[Drew56]

This is Juliana. She has been reported on here numerous times as a rip off. Be safe.

Yikes. I am well aware of her. The absolute worst. This post somehow seemed a little different, but thanks for the confirmation.

[AsiaPhileJake1]

This is Juliana. She has been reported on here numerous times as a rip off. Be safe.

Thank you for the heads up. It's much appreciated. That chic just won't give up.

[Flagrant]

Yup, confirmed. She sent me a face pic. I should have saved it and posted it here.

Anyway, she has two items on her menu: sensual and erotic. What on earth is the difference? The more expensive option, erotic, is fully nude, mutual touch. But no kissing, no oral, no full service.

Inspiring, right? LOL.

Here's the pic she sends. That's Julianna.

[Flagrant]

This is Juliana. She has been reported on here numerous times as a rip off. Be safe.

Yup, confirmed. She sent me a face pic. I should have saved it and posted it here.

Anyway, she has two items on her menu: sensual and erotic. What on earth is the difference? The more expensive option, erotic, is fully nude, mutual touch. But no kissing, no oral, no full service.

Inspiring, right? LOL.

[RedDog60]

Saw Chanel back when she escorted around the time of Dallas and her friend, who's name escape me now. Saw her then at GH and she gave me your number a few years back. May have to stop in and give her another try. She must be in her late forties now.

I saw Chanel once a while back. She was actually my first at GH. Incredible.

[TJ321]

Saw her once about two years ago. Worst and rushed experience. Never repeated. I am a regular at GH. Chanel has much better attitude and very pretty eyes.

I saw Chanel once a while back. She was actually my first at GH. Incredible.

[DIrie999]

Looks like they're re-opening out there in the former location. Quoted. 6 for 60 min, 2 girls.

https://madison.rubratings.com/249394

[DIrie999]

Any info on this one? No hits on search, at least not for this name. Thanks, brothers.

https://madison.rubratings.com/216424

[MiroMaro]

I thought I may have posted this review on here, but maybe I did not. Sorry, I don't have time to look back so I grabbed it off another site. It was not just you, she is a piece of work to say the least. Others there are pretty good, it just a roll of the dice. Enjoy my misery!

Default Encounter: Geisha House-Tiffany.

User I'd: -.

Date: 8/17/19.

Name: Tiffany.

Phone: 608-249-2636.

Email Address: -.

URL (Profile or Bio Page): http://geisha-bath-house-madison.sites.tablehero.com.

City: Madison.

State: Wisconsin.

Address: Off Hwy 151.

Appointment Type: Spa.

Activities: Shit load of talking, Not much of any of the following: CBJ Mish, HJ...

Saw her once about two years ago. Worst and rushed experience. Never repeated. I am a regular at GH. Chanel has much better attitude and very pretty eyes.

[Lag80]

https://madison.skipthegames.com/fem...s/909992584548

This is Juliana. She has been reported on here numerous times as a rip off. Be safe.

[DIrie999]

Had a visit with her recently. 41 why / o, personable non-looker. Best massage I've ever had at an AMP. No teasing, just straight massage. Was wearing a dress and allowed roaming UTC. But an emphatic "no, never" was her response to whether unencumbered access was available. On the flip, she soon pointed and asked "here too?" Continued to allow UTC during but stood with her legs clenched tightly together. . 6 for 60 and. 6 tip because the massage was so good. A happy time was had.

[AsiaPhileJake1]

Told me she's leaving town today.

This looked TGTBT to me so I didn't check into it at all. Still seems TGTBT.

[Go4MN]

Hello all,

Decided a little while back to explore Geisha House instead of going to see Lexi based off of what everyone was saying.

My dream at Geisha was terrible. 4 girl line up, picked Tiffany a middle aged white lady with a decent body. $$ for 45 minutes Showered upstairs layed down she got undressed climbed on my back and proceeded to sit there talking about COVID and her upcoming vacation to Europe. 15 minutes into talking and lightly tracing my back told to flip with zero teasing or actual massage. Soft from conversation and no excitement. Played with it just to get it hard, standard CBJ, FS finish. Out In around a half hour.

I was extremely disappointed. Wondering if I just had a bad dream girl. May return one time to try some of the other flavors.

Happy Humping everyone.

I thought I may have posted this review on here, but maybe I did not. Sorry, I don't have time to look back so I grabbed it off another site. It was not just you, she is a piece of work to say the least. Others there are pretty good, it just a roll of the dice. Enjoy my misery!

Default Encounter: Geisha House-Tiffany.

User I'd: -.

Date: 8/17/19.

Name: Tiffany.

Phone: 608-249-2636.

Email Address: -.

URL (Profile or Bio Page): http://geisha-bath-house-madison.sites.tablehero.com.

City: Madison.

State: Wisconsin.

Address: Off Hwy 151.

Appointment Type: Spa.

Activities: Shit load of talking, Not much of any of the following: CBJ Mish, HJ.

Duration of Encounter: 60 minutes.

Hair Length and Color: Blonde to the shoulders.

Age: 40.

Smoking Status: I Couldn't Tell.

Ethnic Background: White / Caucasian.

Physical Description: Pretty nice 40 ish MILF type body, not perfect, but really not bad. 5'5" is semi firm B cups. Slight mommy tummy but she is in pretty good shape. (Claims made she has 6 kids).

The Rest of the Story: Fucking bizarre is the only thing I can say. May have been the single most unsatisfying $240 I have ever spent. This will probably be confusing, but I will try to make it clear.

First, seems like she is a nice girl, so I will try to be nice as well. I have been to said establishment many times over the years. I would guess somewhere in the 15-20 for visits. Hands down, worst experience ever. I get there about 8:45-50, get the line up, pick Tiffany. We go upstairs to the big room, she asks if I have been there I say yes and ask if the 40 and 60 minute have any differences other than the time amount. She says no, same program. I am wavering as I still have about a 5 hour drive, but say lets do the 60 and its alright if I finish up a bit early as I am in a bit of a hurry to get back on the road. She takes the 60 minute (240) fee and says "I will be back in 3-4 minutes". I said perfect I will hurry in the shower. I have been in the room all of 2 minutes at this point. I jump in the shower, scrub myself like I am late for work and jump back out fully thinking she is going to be in the room waiting for me. Nope, all alone. So I proceed to dry off a little better and keep thinking the door will swing any second. Nope. I killed some time waiting as I did not want to lay on my boner and thought that she has to be coming up the stairs. Nope. Sit on the table, get off table, look in cupboards, look out window, do helicopter semi hard cock in front of window at traffic driving by. Go grab my phone to look at time. 9:07. WTF! Pace room, stretch, go pee (again) wait. Wait. Wait. Look at phone, 9:13 WTF! Finally comes in, and it starts. Talking talking and talking and talking some more. At this point, I should have just left. At that point I had a 20% chubby left and she talked it right back to Minnesota. She had to clean the shower area first to kill a few more minutes. Then starts a really bad massage, basically standing at my butt and one hand moving in opposite directions repeatedly. She would stop to talk and just stand there. Eventually, I started to halfway flip thinking she would just start a HJ to get things going. Nope. She would roll me back to my stomach again then not massage, just talk. This went on for what seemed like an hour or more. At this point, once again, I thought I should just go. Finally, she says do you want to trade places or flip. I figured I better try and get some life back in my cock so I will rub you. Well, that was more talking about the most random, bordering fucking bizarre conversation about dating in the hobby. I would have had a better time if they made me paint one of the rooms while still taking the money for an appointment. So, I am trying to rub her a little, while it feels like she is trying to prevent me from rubbing her. WTF! Then she says jump on the table and I'll try to wake up junior. Fuck, Junior is on a bus headed for home! She grabs my cock and shakes it and whacks it on her tits and back and forth on my hips like it owes her money. Nope. I suggest trying a little lubed HJ to get some life. She grabs baby oil and strokes a little with minimal results. This is most likely on me, as I was pretty much over it as this point. The oily HJ got me to about half mast, so I jump up and say lets fuck. Now she is worried that the baby oil will eat the condom. WTF! You used it you pay the price. So now I am rubbing one out with a towel to get the oil off and slap on a new rubber. Success! Well as much success as one can have with a half hard cock and a bad attitude. Get her on the end of the table with me standing, and try mish. Apparently some one in the room has never heard of lube. I am trying to stuff my semi in a dry baseball mitt, while she seems to be practicing MMA leg grappling moves on me. It was the most awkward attempt at intercourse I have ever had. Once I got in a little she would move a little side ways or move her knees in to my chest. WTF! I give up. I am a slow learner. Now I pissed at my self for not leaving the first time it crossed my mind since I would be in the Wisconsin Dells already.

I am sure this does not make much sense, so for that, I do apologize. The summary is that this encounter was the worst I have ever had. I would hope that it was an off night for her, because she was nice, albeit there were definite signs that she could have some crazy in there. I will not be repeating with her. I hope that someone else puts a review of her on here to see if it was a random thing for me. I met Gigi on the way down for the short program and it was good. I have met a bunch of other there and they were mostly good.

Nope.

Recommendation: No.

[DIrie999]

Told me she's leaving town today.

https://madison.skipthegames.com/fem...s/909992584548

[BenOnTop69]

Half the time I forget the name of the place or the MT. The place is in Monona by the bowling alley, which might explain why I don't frequent here every time I end up in Madison for the day but I have never been let down by the staff. The MT on my day last month was Lisa (pronounce Leeesa) and while I didn't recognize her she might have recognized me or just assumed I've been there alot as there no discussions, just a really good medium pressure massage and a great finish. Standard house fee of. 6 and standard tip of. 4 were spent and there was no fuss about needing to tip more. I haven't had a change to get over on the west side of Madison much but with the treatment at Owen it may take quite a bit of convincing to make the drive when I haven't been done wrong by. Yet. I doubt this place will ever go past more than a HJ but if you have an experience otherwise please feel free to share. If and when I make it over to Cherry or see Asian Mia I'll be sure to report back. As of recently all things at Owen lead to happy endings.

For a C note tip you can get DATY and a 2-pop handy.