Massage Parlor Reports

[Jwlgn309]

Nothing beats Orlando and Honolulu. You walk in to your own personal porn adventure.

Best MP I ever had was this white lady in Honolulu circa 2017. Ad on backpage was not overt but gave a hint that more might be available than just massage. Maybe 35-40 but MILF hot, solid 8/10, met at her studio apartment. Rate was $80 for an hour, which got me practically nude (barefoot in a sundress and a g-string, which was off halfway through) and 69 CIM. After we're done and I shower, I ask again how much just to see if she angles for a tip, she says, while still nude, "$80's great thanks", I give her $100, she hugs me, grabs my crotch, thanks me, whispers, "come see me anytime". I saw her about once a week for the time I was there. I think her story was she was a legit MT during the day, recently divorced, and just needed some attention.

Compared to a quick handjob from granny for $60 + $60 here. Yeah.

[WhiteTail2424]

Sorry if I don't believe you, but in my experience and many others, GH has always been clean and friendly. And this has been going back 20+ years. Occasionally you run into the 'B' squad, but nothing like the horror you describe.

Agree with RawlSocket! And the others, Since 2007 I have visited GH, never has there been a hygiene issue. Always treated with respect. Ladies and experiences have been varied, from below expected to high over the years. My best experiences have been with individuals whom I have visited previously.

[TevaDude]

Agreed. I've received subpar service there more often than not, but never observed hygiene issues and the place has always been clean.

I also always had great service at GBH (Geisha Bath House) and never had a lady with hygiene issues. The place is always spotless and the establishment is always welly maintained. Been doing business with them since 2014.

[Sanctimonious6]

Sorry if I don't believe you, but in my experience and many others, GH has always been clean and friendly. And this has been going back 20+ years. Occasionally you run into the 'B' squad, but nothing like the horror you describe.

Agreed. I've received subpar service there more often than not, but never observed hygiene issues and the place has always been clean.

[RawlSocket]

I walked into GBH once. Smelled like a urinal. Two women came before me like zombies crawling out of a grave from a poor b-movie horror film and one was missing teeth. My first thought was if a woman can't take care of their teeth what kind of condition is their pussy in?

I left and will never go back.

Sorry if I don't believe you, but in my experience and many others, GH has always been clean and friendly. And this has been going back 20+ years. Occasionally you run into the 'B' squad, but nothing like the horror you describe.

[Sanctimonious6]

Nothing beats Orlando and Honolulu. You walk in to your own personal porn adventure.

Been to NYC? Hard to imagine a better AMP scene.

[Ham Fister]

Thanks for the straight dope. It pales in comparison to the average report here. Much like the Madison market pales in comparison to the Orlando market.

P.S. With the new cut rate airline flying non stop from MSN to MCO it's suddenly worthwhile to fly down there to experience what real service is like in an AMP.

Nothing beats Orlando and Honolulu. You walk in to your own personal porn adventure.

[OldFreak]

House fee:

Most of these places have raised the prices.

30 minutes: $45.

60 minutes: $70.

FS fee: $140-$200, which is a massive YMMV.

Asian apartment / hotels: $140-$160 for 30 minutes.

This is why $ wise your better off with the AAMPs. That being said. They might have a big fatty or a 30'ish fit girl, no way to know ahead of time.

Thanks for the straight dope. It pales in comparison to the average report here. Much like the Madison market pales in comparison to the Orlando market.

P.S. With the new cut rate airline flying non stop from MSN to MCO it's suddenly worthwhile to fly down there to experience what real service is like in an AMP.

[Ham Fister]

Cherry on East side. Always / subs may not do FS.

Angel. Always / subs may not do FS.

Lucky Star. Depends on MT, but has been a place for FS for years now.

6665 - Depends on MT. Both current MTs will.

590 - not sure what the status is.

YMMV of course. And bring serious $ if you really want FS. Like Ham said, the apartment or hotel on grand canyon is cheaper. A lot of MTs don't think they are hookers, so you have to be a bit careful in your approach.

No damage is the unsung hero of this board.

[Ham Fister]

GBH is one. OK. And what are the other two?

I walked into GBH once. Smelled like a urinal. Two women came before me like zombies crawling out of a grave from a poor b-movie horror film and one was missing teeth. My first thought was if a woman can't take care of their teeth what kind of condition is their pussy in?

I left and will never go back.

[NoDamage]

Curious as to what you mean by serious money. Is it more than what you'd spend at GH? More than an average escort?

House fee:

Most of these places have raised the prices.

30 minutes: $45.

60 minutes: $70.

FS fee: $140-$200, which is a massive YMMV.

Asian apartment / hotels: $140-$160 for 30 minutes.

This is why $ wise your better off with the AAMPs. That being said. They might have a big fatty or a 30'ish fit girl, no way to know ahead of time.

[RawlSocket]

Cherry on East side. Always / subs may not do FS.

Angel. Always / subs may not do FS.

Lucky Star. Depends on MT, but has been a place for FS for years now.

6665 - Depends on MT. Both current MTs will.

590 - not sure what the status is.

YMMV of course. And bring serious $ if you really want FS. Like Ham said, the apartment or hotel on grand canyon is cheaper. A lot of MTs don't think they are hookers, so you have to be a bit careful in your approach.

Curious as to what you mean by serious money. Is it more than what you'd spend at GH? More than an average escort?

[NoDamage]

GBH is one. OK. And what are the other two?

Cherry on East side. Always / subs may not do FS.

Angel. Always / subs may not do FS.

Lucky Star. Depends on MT, but has been a place for FS for years now.

6665 - Depends on MT. Both current MTs will.

590 - not sure what the status is.

YMMV of course. And bring serious $ if you really want FS. Like Ham said, the apartment or hotel on grand canyon is cheaper. A lot of MTs don't think they are hookers, so you have to be a bit careful in your approach.

[LoveBoydodo]

3 places have full menus, one is a bonifide FS place.

About 5 more have expanded menus but no FS.

Cheaper to hit up an apartment though.

GBH is one. OK. And what are the other two?

[JNorris]

3 places have full menus, one is a bonifide FS place.

About 5 more have expanded menus but no FS.

Cheaper to hit up an apartment though.

Not sure of you are responding to something but more information would be appreciated.