Massage Parlor Reports

[NitroPimp]

Stopped into lucky star today based on previous reports of this place being a hidden gem and was left laughing at the complete disappointment & disagreement I have with that opinion. The 2 women I saw were at least above average attractive compared to other AMPs in the area but that's where the positives end. Masseuse I drew pointed at 30 min for 50 on the board, I tried asking for an hour but she shook her head no. So with 1 option on time I entered the room.

, paid with 100 and lay down. She came in and did an oil body rub but there was no actual massage what so ever. After 20 min I got the oil removed with a dry baby wipe, not a hot towel. No music in the room either to relax or drown out the weird swallow reflex I kept hearing from her. Told to flip and was given the option of 80 for standard ending or 150 for mouth, I actually did laugh out loud and passed opting to just get dressed leaving 10 from my change.

I'll count my lucky stars and pass on this place from now on.

Unfortunately, you still tipped for $40 for half an hour with no HE. Considering she didn't have to work very hard for it she made out pretty good.

[SconnieNation7]

Stopped into lucky star today based on previous reports of this place being a hidden gem and was left laughing at the complete disappointment & disagreement I have with that opinion. The 2 women I saw were at least above average attractive compared to other AMPs in the area but that's where the positives end. Masseuse I drew pointed at 30 min for 50 on the board, I tried asking for an hour but she shook her head no. So with 1 option on time I entered the room.

, paid with 100 and lay down. She came in and did an oil body rub but there was no actual massage what so ever. After 20 min I got the oil removed with a dry baby wipe, not a hot towel. No music in the room either to relax or drown out the weird swallow reflex I kept hearing from her. Told to flip and was given the option of 80 for standard ending or 150 for mouth, I actually did laugh out loud and passed opting to just get dressed leaving 10 from my change.

I'll count my lucky stars and pass on this place from now on.

[MikaPeltinin]

Stopped in for a recon. Looks like a completely legit, mom and pop operation. 4 tables, all in one large room. There was a couple being tended to when I stopped. When I peeked in, they were both fully covered with towels, being worked on by mms and pps. Not even any music. Pass unless perhaps I need something strictly therapeutic.

Agreed.

Anyone remember foot massage at Westown Mall?

Very similar.

And I liked it!

Mika.

[DIrie999]

Stopped in for a recon. Looks like a completely legit, mom and pop operation. 4 tables, all in one large room. There was a couple being tended to when I stopped. When I peeked in, they were both fully covered with towels, being worked on by mms and pps. Not even any music. Pass unless perhaps I need something strictly therapeutic.

[RunawayTruck]

Anything good in Watertown? What's out there and what's good? Any solid advice?

Downtown place is great. Give it a try, I think you'll like. Be safe!

[Duffus]

Anything good in Watertown? What's out there and what's good? Any solid advice?

I posted two or three weeks ago a review. It's good. When you look at their ads on Skip the games Waukesha they say right in their posting what to expect and it's accurate. Doofus approved.

[DIrie999]

Tuesday had some morning time open, better chance of fresh sheets, and fresh other. Near Owen, so stopped in. Smiley girl, half my age, later said she was 38 after I surprised her with my age, a few weeks shy of 70. Anyway, got the moves going as soon as she got back from banking the $60, never got to the massage part. Takes a while, even with Vitamin V, plus, the massages are never what we go to these places for. Upper armaments chin high, lower battlements, gorilla taped in place, said she had stomach pains, guessing time of month, so, lots of rubbing and nipple play, then tried something that worked two weeks ago on Sherman Ave. Dry humping, like 55 years ago, with no resistance what so ever, like a turtle, on her back and went to work on her, armor in place. From the red in her face, the breathing and the wiggles, it work just fine for her. Tried a couple of positions, no resistance, and had those little shoes digging in to keep me from stopping. Tipped $60, got a little pout, gave in and another $20. On the way out, the other girl came in. Drop dead gorgeous, Tight blouse that showed off the girls just fine. Like a few weeks ago on Grand Canyon, I got the B team, and met Wendy on the way out, have to go back for both.

Has anybody tried the new place on Whitney Way, nest to the book store? Did we know there were two parlors in Portage? Any recent reports from Beaver Dam. With this weather, thinking of a short road trip. Happy hunting, Keep the yard arm furled until the battle flag is hoisted! (Have no idea what that means, but, it sounds kind of kool.)

Whitney hasn't even been advertising on STG lately as they had in the past. Keep forgetting to swing by to see what's up.

[MadisonVanMan1]

Tuesday had some morning time open, better chance of fresh sheets, and fresh other. Near Owen, so stopped in. Smiley girl, half my age, later said she was 38 after I surprised her with my age, a few weeks shy of 70. Anyway, got the moves going as soon as she got back from banking the $60, never got to the massage part. Takes a while, even with Vitamin V, plus, the massages are never what we go to these places for. Upper armaments chin high, lower battlements, gorilla taped in place, said she had stomach pains, guessing time of month, so, lots of rubbing and nipple play, then tried something that worked two weeks ago on Sherman Ave. Dry humping, like 55 years ago, with no resistance what so ever, like a turtle, on her back and went to work on her, armor in place. From the red in her face, the breathing and the wiggles, it work just fine for her. Tried a couple of positions, no resistance, and had those little shoes digging in to keep me from stopping. Tipped $60, got a little pout, gave in and another $20. On the way out, the other girl came in. Drop dead gorgeous, Tight blouse that showed off the girls just fine. Like a few weeks ago on Grand Canyon, I got the B team, and met Wendy on the way out, have to go back for both.

Has anybody tried the new place on Whitney Way, nest to the book store? Did we know there were two parlors in Portage? Any recent reports from Beaver Dam. With this weather, thinking of a short road trip. Happy hunting, Keep the yard arm furled until the battle flag is hoisted! (Have no idea what that means, but, it sounds kind of kool.)

[Mfl Erdie]

Did you go to V Spa, or the other place on the opposite side of the road? I remember reports of the original Portage AMP having an older woman. Semi recwnt reports on V have been positive. But a month can cloud the sunshine too.

Yes, V Spa. Maybe just got unlucky.

[ItHappens715]

Anything good in Watertown? What's out there and what's good? Any solid advice?

[IceFourPlay]

Went to the Portage spa that advertises on STG. Walked in, walked right back out. Older woman who I did not find very attractive (my standards are not terribly high). Not sure if anyone else has had better luck there!

Did you go to V Spa, or the other place on the opposite side of the road? I remember reports of the original Portage AMP having an older woman. Semi recwnt reports on V have been positive. But a month can cloud the sunshine too.

[Mfl Erdie]

Went to the Portage spa that advertises on STG. Walked in, walked right back out. Older woman who I did not find very attractive (my standards are not terribly high). Not sure if anyone else has had better luck there!

[NoDamage]

I got your message but can't respond because your mailbox is full.

Whoops, fixed.

[OldFreak]

I got your message but can't respond because your mailbox is full.

[Ham Fister]

Is a factory now. Dudes waiting in their cars. Get there before it's gone I doubt it lasts the month in its current form.