Escort Reports

**MraznMan** · 05-04-22 18:40

Originally Posted by StewieGriffin [View Original Post]

She has been around for years. Comes and goes. Her prices are pretty high and she expects tips. And she will blow your phone up. I saw her years ago and.

Had no complaints but her prices were lower back then. Not sure what her service is like these days.

I appreciate the info. Thanks again bud!

**DocBluEyes** · 05-04-22 18:22

Originally Posted by AutgMark [View Original Post]

So recently had a dream, and ohhhh boy, it as a doozy. So I get to this hotel, I'm the only car in the parking lot with some sketch hanging about. Wait a bit and finally get called up to the room. I am about to lear but my floppy-to-hard brain thing got the best of my thinking brain. I slink up to the second floor room, the door is open, I am instructed via text to enter. I'm a bit nervous, excited, horny, and full of suspense. As soon as I enter I am greeted with an enthusiastic "Hi" form the bathroom. She's pooping. Like not a small-time "going to scatter a few deer pellets here and there", I'm talking big-city pooping. IT was basically a freighter ship being propelled out of a lady sphincter at high high force. And the smell. Boy. My brother once hit deer on 295 a few years ago and the remains of the deer got stuck in the grill of the car and the heat of the summer made one of the most fowl smelling experiences I have had on this side of the Mississippi. This poop was worse. However, I was still horny so I stayed. Lauren is not the lady in her pictures anymore. What I found was an impish young female-human, with a gut and a face that looked like a cross between the smurfs and some 1840's woodcut depiction of baba yaga the witch. She's bubbly on top of that. I hate bubbly. But the BBJ was OK. She hopped on and I blew in the bag.

2 seconds after finishing, she's back to pooping.

Thanks for taking one for the team. Saved me some serious misery right there!

**Suit Man** · 05-04-22 18:01

That is top 10 funniest report ever on here and there have been some good ones.

Glad you got serviced despite the smell and the visual. That in itself would have deflated me. Chicks on toilets-I never have gotten why they think we want to see that or they just don't care?

Was she on Mustang? That was the street that one of the Tryst Lauren's gave me. I think both of them, for the quality of pics and the low price of service are BS.

Thanks for saving me and know that I am still laughing. Made my day!

Suit.

Originally Posted by JustinCider904 [View Original Post]

I have to know which Lauren as there are two posting on tryst in Jax right now. Is it the redhead or the dirty blonde in these photos?

**Low Baller** · 05-04-22 17:19

Originally Posted by JustinCider904 [View Original Post]

I have to know which Lauren as there are two posting on tryst in Jax right now. Is it the redhead or the dirty blonde in these photos?

Re BBFS, rates, and poor mic skills I was talking about avoid the dirty blond UTR / Tryst Lauren. I will not repeat even for 55 coins.

**JaxDog12** · 05-04-22 17:02

I've made contact with Haylee from Tryst and considering setting up a session. I don't see a lot of recent reviews and curious if anyone has had a good / safe experience with her lately?

Thanks.

**JustinCider904** · 05-04-22 16:44

Originally Posted by AutgMark [View Original Post]

So recently had a dream, and ohhhh boy, it as a doozy. So I get to this hotel, I'm the only car in the parking lot with some sketch hanging about. Wait a bit and finally get called up to the room. I am about to lear but my floppy-to-hard brain thing got the best of my thinking brain. I slink up to the second floor room, the door is open, I am instructed via text to enter. I'm a bit nervous, excited, horny, and full of suspense. As soon as I enter I am greeted with an enthusiastic "Hi" form the bathroom. She's pooping. Like not a small-time "going to scatter a few deer pellets here and there", I'm talking big-city pooping. IT was basically a freighter ship being propelled out of a lady sphincter at high high force. And the smell. Boy. My brother once hit deer on 295 a few years ago and the remains of the deer got stuck in the grill of the car and the heat of the summer made one of the most fowl smelling experiences I have had on this side of the Mississippi. This poop was worse. However, I was still horny so I stayed. Lauren is not the lady in her pictures anymore. What I found was an impish young female-human, with a gut and a face that looked like a cross between the smurfs and some 1840's woodcut depiction of baba yaga the witch. She's bubbly on top of that. I hate bubbly. But the BBJ was OK. She hopped on and I blew in the bag.

2 seconds after finishing, she's back to pooping.

I have to know which Lauren as there are two posting on tryst in Jax right now. Is it the redhead or the dirty blonde in these photos?

**JustinCider904** · 05-04-22 16:29

Originally Posted by JoeDt72 [View Original Post]

Is she actually that good looking in person good service safe Incall? Thanks in advance.

https://jacksonville.skipthegames.co...9/427573285644

I saw Ryder for the first time last week, mostly because just no one else answered the phone. It wasn't bad. She does look a lot like the pics, but the pics are filtered. I will say she is fairly attractive especially for what we have available today. Her body was ok, no obvious baby damage, but deflated breasts. Service was ok, I'd probably repeat simply because she answers the phone, doesn't have a busted body, and I felt safe at her location.

**JoeDt72** · 05-04-22 16:04

Is she actually that good looking in person good service safe Incall? Thanks in advance.

https://jacksonville.skipthegames.co...9/427573285644

**Fwbjonzee06** · 05-04-22 15:41

Looking for a couple dude to help me tag team some girls. PM for more information.

**Stewie Griffin** · 05-04-22 15:24

Originally Posted by MraznMan [View Original Post]

Hi guys,

I was wondering if anyone had any reviews on this one. Only seen 3 ads all same pics. It this one common or does it seems sketchy?

Thanks in advance.

https://jacksonville.skipthegames.co...c/464707121634

She has been around for years. Comes and goes. Her prices are pretty high and she expects tips. And she will blow your phone up. I saw her years ago and.

Had no complaints but her prices were lower back then. Not sure what her service is like these days.

**Sparkish** · 05-04-22 11:47

Originally Posted by JboJonas [View Original Post]

I want to say it was 30 tokens for the KFCBBBJ plus covered FS (this like 10 years ago).

I'm fucking crying.

**MraznMan** · 05-04-22 11:15

Hi guys,

I was wondering if anyone had any reviews on this one. Only seen 3 ads all same pics. It this one common or does it seems sketchy?

Thanks in advance.

https://jacksonville.skipthegames.co...c/464707121634

**CoolKid99** · 05-04-22 09:43

Originally Posted by Gvrk0686 [View Original Post]

https://jacksonville.skipthegames.co...d/255754729528

I know I don't post often here, but I also don't partake very often. When I do your reviews have proved invaluable. I have stumbled across this one a few times on stg now and it would actually be a perfect lunchtime dream. I could not find any reviews on her here by searching, but I could just be inept at searching LOL. Does anyone know anything about her?? Thanks in advance for any info.

I've seen her a couple times in the past she gives a pretty good BJ. She just doesn't have much availability since she works now but would recommend if you're into car dates.

**Jbo Jonas** · 05-04-22 09:10

Originally Posted by AutgMark [View Original Post]

I'm a bit nervous, excited, horny, and full of suspense.

This line perfectly describes me everytime I have a dream with these girls. Add in the occasional "scared for my life" as well depending on location and time of day, but with the ', horny' part, I do it anyway.

Although I will say I've walked away from more girls than I've stayed with. The older I get, the less I plow through. Ain't nobody got time for that, certainly not me anymore.

I couldn't have stayed while she was taking a shit man, that's too much. Hilarious story though, thanks for sharing!

I once visited a woman that I thought was a MILF from the couple of deceptive no-face pics she displayed. She was living in an RV. She had posted an ad on craigslist at the time. I get there, and she is this impish troll looking lady, worse than gilf material. Sweet attitude tho, with one boob big, one boob small, a weirdly mishapen ass and belly and only one tooth in the front of her mouth.

She was eating from a bucket of KFC when I arrived. Shit you not, she was picking up a piece, pulling off the skin and only eating the skin, laying that piece aside with no skin and picking up the next.

When I told her hey let's do this, she just leaned over from the RV table with a piece of chicken in her hand and starts unzipping my pants, in between bites of chicken. She's like "sorry I'm hungry" munch munch, and with her greasy fingers. I'm like nah. But, I was horny somehow still.

Anyway, that day I stayed against my better judgement. I could barely even get a hard on at first. I let her suck junior from small to hard in between bites of greasy chicken skin. I think the grease was her lube, because once junior was at attention and greased up, time for the main event. She cleared the dinner table and folded it out into a bed. She licks her fingers, rubs her lips and greases her self up on her back.

I couldn't do it. Junior started shrinking. She said, hold on, let me flip over. Doggy style. I closed one eye, squinting, stuck it in and went to town. Remembering the old adage "goose goose, ginny ginny, ugly pussy is as good as any" so I did it, shook the whole RV too. I want to say it was 30 tokens for the KFCBBBJ plus covered FS (this like 10 years ago).

Today, I would just walk away. I probably wouldn't even visit a grandma in an RV if it were me today. As I would have Lauren shitting. But, I get I, sometimes junior says yes anyway LOL.

**SunDevil1** · 05-04-22 08:14

Originally Posted by AutgMark [View Original Post]

So recently had a dream, and ohhhh boy, it as a doozy. So I get to this hotel, I'm the only car in the parking lot with some sketch hanging about. Wait a bit and finally get called up to the room. I am about to lear but my floppy-to-hard brain thing got the best of my thinking brain. I slink up to the second floor room, the door is open, I am instructed via text to enter. I'm a bit nervous, excited, horny, and full of suspense. As soon as I enter I am greeted with an enthusiastic "Hi" form the bathroom. She's pooping. Like not a small-time "going to scatter a few deer pellets here and there", I'm talking big-city pooping. IT was basically a freighter ship being propelled out of a lady sphincter at high high force. And the smell. Boy. My brother once hit deer on 295 a few years ago and the remains of the deer got stuck in the grill of the car and the heat of the summer made one of the most fowl smelling experiences I have had on this side of the Mississippi. This poop was worse. However, I was still horny so I stayed. Lauren is not the lady in her pictures anymore. What I found was an impish young female-human, with a gut and a face that looked like a cross between the smurfs and some 1840's woodcut depiction of baba yaga the witch. She's bubbly on top of that. I hate bubbly. But the BBJ was OK. She hopped on and I blew in the bag.

2 seconds after finishing, she's back to pooping.

Way more man than I. No way could or would have stayed, that is just nasty of her.