Craigslist Advertiser Reviews

**NativeAz53** · 12-22-23 12:32

Originally Posted by WestTraveler [View Original Post]

https://phoenix.craigslist.org/evl/h...700137291.html

Massage is done in her apartment. She has a female roommate. Massage table is narrow and in her bedroom Not the chick in the pic, but a close facsimile.

The chick is close to 6' tall and 300 lbs with long, straight black hair. She is Puerto Rican via Houston. Big ass and thighs are real tight and she has firm tits. Thick puffed lips that look to be pumped up. Massage felt good and the teasing before the flip was nice. She wants way too much for a BJ, so I settled for a HJ. HJ was good until I started to cum, then she stopped stroking. I really hate that.

Her base price, roommate, narrow table, weak HJ, etc. , all combine to make her a no repeat for me.

Thank you for the review we all appreciate it.

Happy holidays.

**WestTraveler** · 12-22-23 12:16

https://phoenix.craigslist.org/evl/h...700137291.html

Massage is done in her apartment. She has a female roommate. Massage table is narrow and in her bedroom Not the chick in the pic, but a close facsimile.

The chick is close to 6' tall and 300 lbs with long, straight black hair. She is Puerto Rican via Houston. Big ass and thighs are real tight and she has firm tits. Thick puffed lips that look to be pumped up. Massage felt good and the teasing before the flip was nice. She wants way too much for a BJ, so I settled for a HJ. HJ was good until I started to cum, then she stopped stroking. I really hate that.

Her base price, roommate, narrow table, weak HJ, etc. , all combine to make her a no repeat for me.

**Deypsh** · 12-19-23 20:40

Any luck with Gilbert massage?

Originally Posted by SexyBintch25 [View Original Post]

I saw a couple of new faces and was curious if anyone had experiences.

Gilbert Massage.

https://phoenix.craigslist.org/evl/b...692208114.html

Precious feet.

https://phoenix.craigslist.org/nph/h...697753583.html

**Phxaz0101** · 12-19-23 19:17

Originally Posted by NegroCaliente [View Original Post]

I have an appointment scheduled with her next week. She doesn't acknowledge your hard cock? She graze it? Is she nude? Just her blabbing?

She offers 5 hour massages. WTF does she do for 5 hours?

I'd cancel that appointment, friend. She doesn't acknowledge your cock, no grazing no nothing, might as well be at the Doctors office. It's that awkward and uncomfortable. And no not even a hint of clothing removed. The blabbing and other nonsensical shit she says will make your cock retreat deep inside as if were a -50 degree day during a Minnesota winter. Those pics of her nips showing through her shirt and the body suit are just honeypot photos to snare us poor dudes. Her thinking she can provide some type of magical healing over 5 hrs is just another example of her narcissism, as noted she's has a very high opinion of herself.

**NegroCaliente** · 12-19-23 15:33

Originally Posted by TheSunDevil [View Original Post]

Very curious about this as it's close to work. Looking forward to your field report.

I've seen her before. No luck on my end but she is cute and has a nice ass. Maybe you have to see her more than once. I think someone commented they used to see her years ago and she did offer HE. Anyway, report back. FYI she does get on your back and fully massage with elbows and knees at the same time. Actually feels good.

**NegroCaliente** · 12-19-23 15:32

I have an appointment scheduled with her next week. She doesn't acknowledge your hard cock? She graze it? Is she nude? Just her blabbing?

She offers 5 hour massages. WTF does she do for 5 hours?

Originally Posted by Phxaz0101 [View Original Post]

Gents. This girl is a cuckoo as cuckoo gets, and not in a way that results in a sexy experience either. She doesn't offer anything extra despite the fact her massage is absolutely horrible, she whispers stupid shit in your ear to relax and turn you on (has opposite effect), and has you fully naked as well. Given those 3 things you'd think there'd be a HE. She's one of these people who has delusions of grandeur and believes she's more important than she really is. She talked about becoming a real estate tycoon in Scottsdale buying hundreds of condo units, then selling them ultra cheap, thinking that'll change the real estate market. If you're sitting on top of that amount of capital then you aren't doing massages, or touting a bankruptcy business model. I wouldn't give this one any more business, it's like a whole different level of GPS that I've never experienced before. Was so whacky.

**CoqueMeat** · 12-19-23 11:42

Poor thing can't afford to turn on the heat looks like.

Has anyone sampled her recently? I'm intrigued but I don't want to pay for an overpriced foot rub.

Originally Posted by WhoMe111 [View Original Post]

I think Precious Feet has changed their business model.

https://phoenix.craigslist.org/nph/h...699244558.html

**Phxaz0101** · 12-19-23 11:40

Originally Posted by WhoMe111 [View Original Post]

I think Precious Feet has changed their business model.

https://phoenix.craigslist.org/nph/h...699244558.html

Gents. This girl is a cuckoo as cuckoo gets, and not in a way that results in a sexy experience either. She doesn't offer anything extra despite the fact her massage is absolutely horrible, she whispers stupid shit in your ear to relax and turn you on (has opposite effect), and has you fully naked as well. Given those 3 things you'd think there'd be a HE. She's one of these people who has delusions of grandeur and believes she's more important than she really is. She talked about becoming a real estate tycoon in Scottsdale buying hundreds of condo units, then selling them ultra cheap, thinking that'll change the real estate market. If you're sitting on top of that amount of capital then you aren't doing massages, or touting a bankruptcy business model. I wouldn't give this one any more business, it's like a whole different level of GPS that I've never experienced before. Was so whacky.

**WhoMe111** · 12-19-23 09:08

I think Precious Feet has changed their business model.

https://phoenix.craigslist.org/nph/h...699244558.html

**TheSunDevil** · 12-18-23 19:23

Originally Posted by DesertDriller [View Original Post]

I have an appointment scheduled with Gilbert Massage for Thursday. I'll keep you all posted.

Very curious about this as it's close to work. Looking forward to your field report.

**Desert Driller** · 12-18-23 16:44

Originally Posted by SexyBintch25 [View Original Post]

I saw a couple of new faces and was curious if anyone had experiences.

Gilbert Massage.

https://phoenix.craigslist.org/evl/b...692208114.html

Precious feet.

https://phoenix.craigslist.org/nph/h...697753583.html

I have an appointment scheduled with Gilbert Massage for Thursday. I'll keep you all posted.

**SexyBintch25** · 12-17-23 15:54

I saw a couple of new faces and was curious if anyone had experiences.

Gilbert Massage.

https://phoenix.craigslist.org/evl/b...692208114.html

Precious feet.

https://phoenix.craigslist.org/nph/h...697753583.html

**Apex3333** · 12-12-23 16:16

Anyone seen Carmella? The map location makes it look like she working at Healing Gaia, but they don't have her listed on the schedule in their ads. Wondering if she's an independent. She also has a ads on AdultSearch and AdultLook which are promising. Haven't been able to find reviews for her anywhere.

https://phoenix.craigslist.org/evl/h...696650788.html

https://adultsearch.com/us/arizona/m...scorts/1718778

**Bigboobs** · 12-09-23 10:52

Originally Posted by DesertRat [View Original Post]

https://phoenix.craigslist.org/evl/b...688798187.html

I like this ad for colon cleansing. It looks the colon washing machine is right next to the office coffee pot. I am sure no stray butt germs will end up in the morning joe.

Maybe that's the secret to the coffee flavor at Starbucks. Funny Post.

**WestTraveler** · 12-08-23 16:53

Originally Posted by AzHooligan [View Original Post]

I tipped $20 on top of what she was asking in her ad.

I understand getting caught up in the moment, but there is no way I'd tip on top of the $120 she asks for. Topless and sucking her tits, sure, but not for just a standard massage and tug. To each his own, I guess.