Strip Club Reports

[Ethan X]

Have you never been to NY? You'd have to be rich to have a car in NY!

In this city, food is just about double what it is in the south. Even fast food makes up prices as they go. If you look at the fine print on any of those fast food commercials they always say "prices in New York may be higher". And somehow they get away with that. LOL.

You don't really have to be rich to have a car in this garbage ass city. But you DO have to be an IDIOT. Parking costs close to monthly rent in certain parts of Jacksonville in this city (not even joking about that). Public transportation is a joke here, but combine all the buses, the heavy congestion in the street, and you'd look like an ass with a car here.

I'm going to wait until I leave again to think about getting a car. Or at least a license. LOL. As time goes by, it looks like I might be moving back to Jacksonville anyway. Lets just all hope for this virus to get solved more sooner than later.

[SeekingHead]

WH.

Sinsations, Dollhouse and up until the big bust Wackos were just brothels masquerading as strip clubs.

The last 2 booths in Sinsations VIP area have seen more action than the $5 no-tels on Philips highway.

Plenty going on in the other booths as well.

The girls all know, the bouncers all know. Its all about making money.

After this virus shutdown is over Dollhouse and Sinsations will be extra busy. Probably with some former Wackos dancers going to a place where they can put their god given talents to good use since the Wackos VIP area is now a fun free zone.

Find the right girl and enjoy yourself. Everybody else will be that's is certain.

DS.

Damn that's a shame about Wackos, had quite a few lunch time BJ's there.

[Art Vandelay]

Have you never been to NY? You'd have to be rich to have a car in NY!

You need to concentrate on buying a car before you think about a strip club.

[Ethan X]

You need to concentrate on buying a car before you think about a strip club

Dude, I've never been behind the wheel of a car in my life. LOL. But once I find a good city to move to (I'm stuck in this garbage ass cesspool New York right now), I will eventually look into the whole driving thing.

[JimmyDeen]

Hey fellas,

Now, before you all tell me I'm a dumb fuck for asking something like this, I just want to say I haven't been in Jacksonville since about 2015. When I left, Cocktails had JUST opened back up after their renovations. And I absolutely hated the new look, because it crippled what I used to liked about the club. I don't ever see reports about Cocktails anymore. Did they renovate the place again? Am I the only person who hated the new look?

The Pony seemed like a freaking closet with no AC or alcohol in it. I do remember Paula though. By the way, is she still around?

I'm wondering if the Pony is still there? Did they close it? If it's still open, I was wondering why I never see any reports from it anymore.

That's all. Just wondering how things have been in Jacksonville since I left. I was considering moving back, but I don't have a car, and that city's bus system was horrible when I was there. But anyway, hope you guys are staying safe in all this craziness.

You need to concentrate on buying a car before you think about a strip club.

[Vandelay Ent]

As you know we are all getting calls from strippers looking for work during this shut down. Getting calls from one I don't know and need info on. PM please if your familiar with DH girls.

[Ethan X]

Hey fellas,

Now, before you all tell me I'm a dumb fuck for asking something like this, I just want to say I haven't been in Jacksonville since about 2015. When I left, Cocktails had JUST opened back up after their renovations. And I absolutely hated the new look, because it crippled what I used to liked about the club. I don't ever see reports about Cocktails anymore. Did they renovate the place again? Am I the only person who hated the new look?

The Pony seemed like a freaking closet with no AC or alcohol in it. I do remember Paula though. By the way, is she still around?

I'm wondering if the Pony is still there? Did they close it? If it's still open, I was wondering why I never see any reports from it anymore.

That's all. Just wondering how things have been in Jacksonville since I left. I was considering moving back, but I don't have a car, and that city's bus system was horrible when I was there. But anyway, hope you guys are staying safe in all this craziness.

[Charlie Runkle]

Sinsations can be fairly high mileage. The only bad thing about their VIP area, besides the low side walls in each booth, is that they have cameras. I always knew that and have always tried to sneak a peak at the computer screens in both the DJ booth and at the VIP security guy's desk to see if they're active. I never saw any action on their screens and eventually mentioned the cameras to one of the dancers. She said that they can switch to the VIP cameras at will on their computer screen. That is kind of a scary thought. The old set up was better when the VIP was where it is now, but in a separate building. That was back when Sinsations was called JR's.

Just a little walk through the passing scene with a slight detour down memory lane.


Shaggy.

The rooms with the couches and curtains were awesome.

[ShaggyJax]

Shortly after my post asking about all nude strip clubs besides Dollhouse, I made my way over to Sinsations. So, as you can tell, this is a very late report. I must say that my experience there was less than stellar. I met a woman, while very nice to me and has a cute face, for me, was way too heavy for my tastes. Because she was nice to me, I did buy a couple of dances. Definitely, nothing to write home about. She does charge $25 a dance which appears to be $5 less a song than is usually quoted by other dancers at other clubs. The private dance area she took me to didn't seem all that private to me. So, had I wanted any from this particular girl, I don't see how the so called private dance area would be conducive to extras. Sorry guys, can't remember her name, but she appears to work there regularly, so you may know who I'm talking about. Nice girl, just not my cup of tea. One odd thing I found about the club is that when I got there, there was no bartender there. The DJ had to step down from the booth to get me my soda. Apparently, the bartenders are allowed to do dances as well. Is that pretty typical of this place? The whole time I was there, not once did I see a bartender come back behind the bar. She must be pretty hot or at least very popular.

Sinsations can be fairly high mileage. The only bad thing about their VIP area, besides the low side walls in each booth, is that they have cameras. I always knew that and have always tried to sneak a peak at the computer screens in both the DJ booth and at the VIP security guy's desk to see if they're active. I never saw any action on their screens and eventually mentioned the cameras to one of the dancers. She said that they can switch to the VIP cameras at will on their computer screen. That is kind of a scary thought. The old set up was better when the VIP was where it is now, but in a separate building. That was back when Sinsations was called JR's.

Just a little walk through the passing scene with a slight detour down memory lane.

Shaggy.

[Dwight Shrute]

WH.

Sinsations, Dollhouse and up until the big bust Wackos were just brothels masquerading as strip clubs.

The last 2 booths in Sinsations VIP area have seen more action than the $5 no-tels on Philips highway.

Plenty going on in the other booths as well.

The girls all know, the bouncers all know. Its all about making money.

After this virus shutdown is over Dollhouse and Sinsations will be extra busy. Probably with some former Wackos dancers going to a place where they can put their god given talents to good use since the Wackos VIP area is now a fun free zone.

Find the right girl and enjoy yourself. Everybody else will be that's is certain.

DS.

Shortly after my post asking about all nude strip clubs besides Dollhouse, I made my way over to Sinsations. So, as you can tell, this is a very late report. I must say that my experience there was less than stellar. I met a woman, while very nice to me and has a cute face, for me, was way too heavy for my tastes. Because she was nice to me, I did buy a couple of dances. Definitely, nothing to write home about. She does charge $25 a dance which appears to be $5 less a song than is usually quoted by other dancers at other clubs. The private dance area she took me to didn't seem all that private to me. So, had I wanted any from this particular girl, I don't see how the so called private dance area would be conducive to extras. Sorry guys, can't remember her name, but she appears to work there regularly, so you may know who I'm talking about. Nice girl, just not my cup of tea. One odd thing I found about the club is that when I got there, there was no bartender there. The DJ had to step down from the booth to get me my soda. Apparently, the bartenders are allowed to do dances as well. Is that pretty typical of this place? The whole time I was there, not once did I see a bartender come back behind the bar. She must be pretty hot or at least very popular.

[SuperNut]

That's disgusting. Maybe I should continue my 2-1/2 decade streak of not entering a strip club.

Seriously, I lost my keys last year and I waited until closing and the staff helped me looking for my keys we looked under each VIP bench and each booth had piles and piles of condoms under the benches. Ironically, we found a whole lot of Quarters too, but no one wanted to touch any of the Quarters either, so we left them. Imagine where those quarters had been, especially with no condom machines in the restroom?

[WH Redux]

Shortly after my post asking about all nude strip clubs besides Dollhouse, I made my way over to Sinsations. So, as you can tell, this is a very late report. I must say that my experience there was less than stellar. I met a woman, while very nice to me and has a cute face, for me, was way too heavy for my tastes. Because she was nice to me, I did buy a couple of dances. Definitely, nothing to write home about. She does charge $25 a dance which appears to be $5 less a song than is usually quoted by other dancers at other clubs. The private dance area she took me to didn't seem all that private to me. So, had I wanted any from this particular girl, I don't see how the so called private dance area would be conducive to extras. Sorry guys, can't remember her name, but she appears to work there regularly, so you may know who I'm talking about. Nice girl, just not my cup of tea. One odd thing I found about the club is that when I got there, there was no bartender there. The DJ had to step down from the booth to get me my soda. Apparently, the bartenders are allowed to do dances as well. Is that pretty typical of this place? The whole time I was there, not once did I see a bartender come back behind the bar. She must be pretty hot or at least very popular.

[ZoomLens2013]

Clubs might be using this down time to have employees clean up all of the condoms under the VIP booths and benches?

That's disgusting. Maybe I should continue my 2-1/2 decade streak of not entering a strip club.

[SuperNut]

So I drove past Emporers yesterday around lunchtime, and just happened to notice there were about 8-10 cars in the parking lot. I was just wondering what they were doing, didn't think they had much of a 'to go' lunch bue and clean up the inside of the clubs. siness, but maybe so. "To Go Strippers" would be interesting, but let's be realisplotic. Anyone know what they are doing?

Clubs might be using this down time to have employees clean up all of the condoms under the VIP booths and benches?

[Fishguy717]

So I drove past Emporers yesterday around lunchtime, and just happened to notice there were about 8-10 cars in the parking lot. I was just wondering what they were doing, didn't think they had much of a 'to go' lunch business, but maybe so. "To Go Strippers" would be interesting, but let's be realistic. Anyone know what they are doing?