Massage Parlor Reports

**Merlin Magician** · 01-16-07 21:34

As I remember, tall , blonde, lithe, and lovely Taylor with some really nice hooters used to be around in my early mongering days here.

I always wanted to get with her but I never had the opportunity. Now that I know where she is, look out Taylor, this fat boy is a driving up from Tucson very very soon...

**Dick North** · 01-15-07 16:35

Originally Posted by Humpie

Hey all,

New in town and just wanted to add something to the reviews. Went to an amp in Mesa on Baseline just east of the 101. South side of the street and think it was Taiwan something. Anyway saw Sophie. She's mid to upper 30's thin and taller than I expected for an asian. To be honest her body looked better dressed but still not too bad. She gave an okay massage and actually didn't rush it. Went thru the usual bargaining where she started at 2. 0 but ended up with fs for 1.6.

This was my second choice of places because I tried one on the NW corner of Dobson & Southern in an Asian strip mall but as I pulled in I saw a girl out front smoking. She had a lot of makeup on and still looked pretty old. This was a turn off and I just drove on by.

That's it for now but hopefully I can add more later.

Humpie,
Thanks for the report.
Always good to hear from new mongers.

Look forward to your future posts.

DN

**Noneckaz** · 01-14-07 08:11

http://phoenix.craigslist.org/ers/262128720.html

Had a dream where I had an appointment with Taylor, good place in the shopping center by Rallys! In my dream Taylor was 10x better looking than the picture, guess I have a good imagination...

A relaxing massage with the music and candles going, good butt and lower back massage. Did the flip and from there was an amazing time of joy and delight. In the dream I was given a menu of various tasty dishes to feast upon, most in the $$ range. Took the full entree and then I awoke quite relaxed.

Then I awoke all relaxed and well rested.

**Humpie** · 01-13-07 20:10

Hey all,

New in town and just wanted to add something to the reviews. Went to an amp in Mesa on Baseline just east of the 101. South side of the street and think it was Taiwan something. Anyway saw Sophie. She's mid to upper 30's thin and taller than I expected for an asian. To be honest her body looked better dressed but still not too bad. She gave an okay massage and actually didn't rush it. Went thru the usual bargaining where she started at 2. 0 but ended up with fs for 1.6.

This was my second choice of places because I tried one on the NW corner of Dobson & Southern in an Asian strip mall but as I pulled in I saw a girl out front smoking. She had a lot of makeup on and still looked pretty old. This was a turn off and I just drove on by.

That's it for now but hopefully I can add more later.

**Dick North** · 01-12-07 19:27

Just curious, why, with 60-100 amps in this area, why there are so few reports?
With 60-100 amps at an average of a minimum of 10 visits per day ... that would be 600-1000 monger visits per day!
Why in the bajeebers aren't more of you guys posting?
Maybe ... we should all get off our 'arse's and post more!
Just my opinion
DN

**Dick North** · 01-10-07 19:25

Paid a visit to BH today and drew 'Mona'. I thought I would get the girl at the front desk who took my .6 fee. She was fairly attractive. When she opened the door, 'Mona' appeared and she seemed ok too. Both girls seem to typify the 30-40 range asian masseuse. About 5'6", a little chub and generally attractive. Mona said she had been there for two weeks. Moved from Los Angeles.
In the room, Mona was ready to go to work. I had to ask for a TS. She gave an excellent shower with special attention to the nether region.
Back in the room, the massage was excellent. After about 15 minutes, she started a version of a nether region massage that I had never experienced before. Massaging all of the muscles in the groin area, gently rubbing and stroking 'the big guy & the boys' here and there. Geez. I about lost it face down.
Anyway, definitely a repeat visit is in order.
.6 entry and a 1.4 tip with no discussion. I was prepared to give less, but the unique massage that she gave me warranted more IMO.
DN

**LoveLOS** · 01-04-07 01:25

Originally Posted by Mugroso

Over on the ISG there is a section for "reports of distinction". Is there not a similar program on the USASG? If there was I would post this one up.

The Filthy One

Mug,
Currently there is no precedent on USG. Start one. A thread that is. I like the ISG model so much I started one in DC.

LoveLOS (The twisted one)

**WorldTraveller** · 01-03-07 22:42

I would have liked to state my feelings about this incident earlier, but have been out of the country.

Here is my perspective on this:

A: The hotel manager was not merely "surfing the Web" as stated in the article. Anyone who is familiar with craigslist knows that "Erotic Services" are not out in the open, you have to click erotic, then go past the disclaimer, then click to enter, not something you do by accident, or "stumble" across. So, this means that he was INTENTIONALLY searching the erotic services section. I am assuming that Homestead Studio Suites Hotels allows their employees to search and browse for erotic services/porn/nude photos on company equipment on company time. Seems pretty liberal for a company based in South Carolina.

B: If the idiot they popped had kept his mouth shut, there is nothing the police could have done other than charge him with the traffic violation and the drug posession charges (DOHHHHH!) Lessons 1 & 2, Keep your mouth shut and don't have illegal items with you when mongering. Yeah, the cops could hassle you (and would) they would play good cop/bad cop with you, they would tell you she ratted you out, etc etc etc, but it boils down to a simple massage, nothing more, nothing less. She says she fucked you for money, you say you got a massage only. Unless they had the inside of the room bugged or had cameras, they have nothing other than her word. She is gonna go down quicker than you based on her ads and her drugs. SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!! What are they gonna charge you with, getting an unlicensed massage?? He was in and out in 10 mins? "Gee officer, I went there for a massage, she offered me sex for money, I said NO and left!!!" That is a better story in my opinion. When it boils right down to it, they had NOTHING on this guy other than his confession and his drugs. We all have the right to remain silent, use that right wisely, because it is VERY obvious that what you say CAN and WILL BE used against you. Fermin David Lopez, you are an Idiot!

C: Don't do bonehead things while driving that give them the opportunity to pull you over. Make sure all your lights are working, nothing broken, don't do stupid things. Notice that he was not charged with the illegal tint or the wide turn that he was originally pulled over for. He was charged with what he admitted to and what they found in his car. (pssst. from everything I read, he was arrested at night, illegal tint my ass!)

D: Never, EVER, EVER patronize Homestead Suites Studio Hotels, Extended Stay America, StudioPLUS Deluxe Studios or Extended Stay Deluxe Hotels. It is very obvious that they to not take the privacy of their customers seriously. I could totally understand if the maid tripped over a bale of pot or discovered a meth-lab or something very obvious like that, but for a manager to scan sexually oriented ads looking for sex and finding one of your customers, then turning her in? Come-on, how ridiculously lame is this prick?

E: It is too bad that several thousand people won't write to: Homestead Studio Suites Hotels, 100 Dunbar Street, Spartanburg SC. 29306. or call 864-573-1600 and tell them how disgusted you are with the fact that one of their managers would surf the web for sexually erotic services, apparently on company time. What a PR nightmare!! They allow managers to surf for porn/sex?? Do they let their managers solicit illegal drugs from customers so they can turn them in???

F: What kind of turd is this guy? He is scanning erotic services ads, presumably looking for some kind of erotic service, he comes across a picture of someone he recognizes, he goes straight to the police. This was prior to drugs being found. I think the reasonable thing to do would be to call her up and tell her, hey you can't do that here, you need to move out, leave, etc. No, he wants to be a hero, be famous. Lets make him famous, lets let his bosses know he is seeking erotic services! Again, this prick was not innocently surfing the web, he knew where he was surfing and what he was looking for.

Ok, enough of my rant. What have we learned today??? Be careful out there, and keep your mouth shut!! Oh yeah and write or call Homestead Studio Suites Hotel.

**Dick North** · 01-02-07 15:39

Originally Posted by Arfman

Ouch, I was under the impression from previous posts that it was .70 at the door and 1.0-1.4 tip. Maybe that was an older report. Still sounds promising with the providers they have, but at 2.7 I'm thinking of maybe spreading the wealth around a little bit.

Arfman
I was successful there at 2.2 but the girl crabbed about it. If I I go back, I will be more upfront about their prices and what I am willing to spend. If the girl doesn't like it ... then I be truckin'
DN

**Arfman** · 01-02-07 12:17

Ouch, I was under the impression from previous posts that it was .70 at the door and 1.0-1.4 tip. Maybe that was an older report. Still sounds promising with the providers they have, but at 2.7 I'm thinking of maybe spreading the wealth around a little bit.

**Jimbo 69** · 12-31-06 11:34

I will be heading to the area for the national champioship game. I have read all the posts back for a few months and it seems everyplace is up and down. Can I get a current reccomendation for the scottsdale or tempe area. Will drive anywhere in the phoenix area if it is worth it. Also what are the going rates? I dont want them pushing them up for the game crowd.

**Grabme1** · 12-30-06 04:45

Originally Posted by Arfman

My business trip to AZ draws near so I have a question. The reports all indicate that Accupressure is pricey, yet it seems that nobody has questioned the quality of the talent there. Has anyone ever encountered a bad looking/old woman there not worth the cost? I don't like to spend that kind of money but am willing of the provider is young and good looking. Any bad ones there? Thanks, I'll be sure to report my findings in a couple weeks.

I have been to Accupressure many times. I prefer Paula. She has nice natural C cup breasts. Angie is also very nice, but enhanced, she has reviews. Jackie also has nice big natural tits, she is very outgoing and fun, she has a review. Paula, Angie, Jackie. They are all worth seeing . When you get here just call them up and ask if any of these girls are working. If the girl that comes top to the window isnt what your looking for, ask for one of these girls that you know is working. Its 70 at the door and 1.8-2.0. I have yet to see what most of us would call bad looking, it depends on your taste.

**SummerSausage** · 12-30-06 00:20

Got a communiqué from the North Pole today. Seems Santa woke up with a fire in his Yule log.

Mrs. Claus was tending to Rudolph's broken nose as he/she broke it off with that deer from the other place. Santa eyed the elves and they quickly puckered their butts and hid their women. The rest of the reindeer were grazing in the bog.

Santa decided to slip into his disguise and beat feet back to Phoenix and Kneaderbodies. He was dressed as an illegal and stood around across the street so as to blend in. When the time came he moved in and selected the same deer he saw on Tuesday.

To his surprise he felt he was given egg nog instead of milk as his mind must have been fuzzy. The face had a lot of make up but the body was still pretty nice. Santa thinks that deer is stealing tanning time as she was really dark for this time of year and for that asian vintage. No presents for that deer!

After sampling the milk with a clear head he thinks that the milk may in fact be in plastic jugs. Really hard to tell. That deer must have a really good vet. He also noted that the cookies must be diet as there was very low fiber and they scratched his face.

Sausage

**Dick North** · 12-29-06 20:24

Originally Posted by Arfman

My business trip to AZ draws near so I have a question. The reports all indicate that Accupressure is pricey, yet it seems that nobody has questioned the quality of the talent there. Has anyone ever encountered a bad looking/old woman there not worth the cost? I don't like to spend that kind of money but am willing of the provider is young and good looking. Any bad ones there? Thanks, I'll be sure to report my findings in a couple weeks.

Arfman,
I only had one experience there and I only had $$ to spend. The girl provided a complete service but wanted more. She was gorgeous and completely tanned. That's all I can offer. I am sure if you rtff you will find many more reports. You need to plan for other options ... such as other spas that have favorable reviews.
Take care
DN

**Arfman** · 12-28-06 15:37

My business trip to AZ draws near so I have a question. The reports all indicate that Accupressure is pricey, yet it seems that nobody has questioned the quality of the talent there. Has anyone ever encountered a bad looking/old woman there not worth the cost? I don't like to spend that kind of money but am willing of the provider is young and good looking. Any bad ones there? Thanks, I'll be sure to report my findings in a couple weeks.