Strip Club Reports

[Deboinair]

I do know the name of the club and the girl but I'm not going to include it in a post with that much other detail in it.

Then basically you're telling an uninformative story. I guess the name USA sex guide means tell the least info in the Phoenix forum. It's amazing how literally this is the only forum that does that. Podunk Missouri forum even has better info.

[PoopSnicker]

That is really disappointing to hear what blue moon has transformed into. I'm a regular afternoon customer there for a while but I haven't been in a short while. I guess I'll be searching for the place to go.

I used to go to the moon when I went to ASU. It was the club IGot the most play.

For the least. I went again last year this time and had great fun. Now it is a giant ripoff.

Tucson is far better for strip clubs.

[Higgs Boson]

Had a dinner with a friend Sunday night on the West side. It was still relatively early when it finished so I decided to hit a couple clubs. Turned out to be four.

Went to Essex arriving around 8:30 PM. The place was pretty empty and there perhaps 5 dancers. Things picked up a little with the start of the drink specials at 9 PM. Got a single dance with Lexy before she had to take the stage. She didn't return and I felt it was time to move on even though some dancers appear late in the evening.

So perhaps around 9:30 I entered The Alaskan Bush Company. You may have observed an ad in the New Times announcing this place had new ownership. I decided to check it out. I heard that the club was for sale and at least one local club owner decided the asking price was too high. I believe the new ownership is associated with Dream Palace and Elite Cabaret. (that alone says, watch out) If you've been in ABC before, it hasn't changed with the new ownership in any shape or form. The place is still a dump. The alaskan theme might have been somewhat cute when it opened 25+ years ago but not anymore. If you've visited other areas of the US, imagine visiting your childhood buddy's semi-finished basement with the pool table. But not as classy. Add in some chunky trailer park strippers, and that's what get. And the dances are worthless. It's still a place with security hovering nearby. I stood at the bar on the topless side and watched them.

I thought some fun might be in order when I almost literally bumped into a dark dancer when I made my way between the topless and nude sides. She gave me a promising smile. On the nude side, this dancer named Seven said she was about to take the stage and I told her I'd wait. She had a shape I find especially nice: slender / fit with full B cups. When she returned we started dances. Part of the time was spent with a full 3-4 feet distance between us (my thoughts: WTF? When she finally spent some time on my lap, any attempt to touch her on her hips or legs was rejected. When she turned and faced a security guy, she nodded to him, and I could see what was coming. That was his cue to walk over and chastise me. The fact that she signaled him to come over, said nothing worthwhile would come from additional time or money. I gave her money for the two dances and she asked if we were done. Me, outloud: "We're done", and I walked out to my car.

Feeling unsatisfied and unfulfilled, I decided to go the short distance to nearby Dirty's (formerly Teasers and Stilettos). Sometimes I've run into a real gem here. Tonight, hmmm, not so much. I did get some pleasant dances with a dancer whose name escapes me at the moment. Yes, pleasant dances but nothing very exciting. It was time to move on to a club that usually does it for me.

I entered Bandaids perhaps around 11 PM and there on the bar stage was one of my all time faves. In short, we spent the next two hours hanging out, getting caught up, and getting involved in, let's call it: "interpretive dance".

In summary, an evening after dinner that was looking really dismal but with a good ending.

Higgs.

[TenFootDong]

Your friend is pulling your leg.

Some club, some girl, never seen her again.

I have a bridge to sell. Please PM me.

I do know the name of the club and the girl but I'm not going to include it in a post with that much other detail in it.

[Lyle416]

Day shift is still the same. But yes, the night shifft has vastly changed for the worse.

[Peacekeeper]

I went to Blue Moon on Thursday night. I had been to Blue Moon many times in the past and I liked it as a high mileage club. Times have changed. I was informed upon entering that the format has changed. The girls no longer get fully nude on stage, they only get topless. If you want to see them nude you have to take them to the private room. Private dances are now only $25 but they are only topless. If you want the old style full nude full contact dance you have to take them to the private room which costs $300 for 15 minutes, $500 for a half hour. This is utter rediculous. It appears that Blue Moon is transforming from a night club into one of the rip off incall establishments that are all over Phoenix. I stayed in the place maybe 15 minutes and left. It was a wasted $12 cover fee and $3 for the bottled water I got. Over the years I have been a faithful customer of the Blue Moon. In the past I have even dated dancers who worked at the Blue Moon. No longer! Blue Moon has lost one of its long time customers! Avoid this place like the plague!

That is really disappointing to hear what blue moon has transformed into. I'm a regular afternoon customer there for a while but I haven't been in a short while. I guess I'll be searching for the place to go.

[DoToDont]

Your friend is pulling your leg.

Some club, some girl, never seen her again.

I have a bridge to sell. Please PM me.

So a buddy of mine has a theory that you get better treatment from the girls if you go at slow times of the day or week. So about a month ago he went to some club at mid afternoon during the week. None of the girls really caught his attention until a hot Latina went on stage. A 7. 5 he said. He went up and tipped her, and sparks flew. He knew he needed to take her to VIP. Luckily there wasn't anyone else in the VIP area. As soon as they chose a seat it was a mutual grope fest-makeout session with fiv. At song #2 junior came out and she proceeded to mount him, and ride him like there was no tomorrow! Damage was $. 6 and she was up for round 2 but he was spent. He has only seen her there that one time though. On to the next one!

[Az Hobby Habit]

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Seriously? You wasted your annual post on this?

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[StopIt]

I went to Blue Moon on Thursday night. I had been to Blue Moon many times in the past and I liked it as a high mileage club. Times have changed. I was informed upon entering that the format has changed. The girls no longer get fully nude on stage, they only get topless. If you want to see them nude you have to take them to the private room. Private dances are now only $25 but they are only topless. If you want the old style full nude full contact dance you have to take them to the private room which costs $300 for 15 minutes, $500 for a half hour. This is utter rediculous. It appears that Blue Moon is transforming from a night club into one of the rip off incall establishments that are all over Phoenix. I stayed in the place maybe 15 minutes and left. It was a wasted $12 cover fee and $3 for the bottled water I got. Over the years I have been a faithful customer of the Blue Moon. In the past I have even dated dancers who worked at the Blue Moon. No longer! Blue Moon has lost one of its long time customers! Avoid this place like the plague!

[TenFootDong]

So a buddy of mine has a theory that you get better treatment from the girls if you go at slow times of the day or week. So about a month ago he went to some club at mid afternoon during the week. None of the girls really caught his attention until a hot Latina went on stage. A 7. 5 he said. He went up and tipped her, and sparks flew. He knew he needed to take her to VIP. Luckily there wasn't anyone else in the VIP area. As soon as they chose a seat it was a mutual grope fest-makeout session with fiv. At song #2 junior came out and she proceeded to mount him, and ride him like there was no tomorrow! Damage was $. 6 and she was up for round 2 but he was spent. He has only seen her there that one time though. On to the next one!

[TenFootDong]

Reading this forum would make you think Phoenix is where fun goes to die. While it isn't Florida, there's plenty of fun to be had! You just can't be too direct about it with the girls since the popo does occasionally go undercover into clubs. As long as the girls are confident you aren't a duche cop, the opportunities are plentiful. There are a lot of time wasters that talk the talk and don't deliver, but being able to find the gems is just part of the mongering game. I actually think Phoenix clubs are great! With regards to not posting too many details on here for fear of the fun being shut down, I would personally rather read juicy details and not have names or locations mentioned as I believe fun can be had at most clubs around the valley with the right girl. YMMV of course. Juicy details post coming soon!

[Hambone78]

Stopped by Friday around 3 pm. Good sized crowd, usual Friday afternoon Hispanic (mostly) clientele and dancers. Didn't see any white / Asian / AA dancers today. All Hispanic or Cuban. Parking used to be a *****, but now they open those back metal gates and have an attendant out there so you can park in the dirt lot. He waters the lot down so its not dusty, and is out there watching the cars etc. I always tip him a few bucks on my way out. Inside of Chicas, they got rid of the carpet and the floor is now like a pergo / wooden tile type floor. Looks a lot better and the dancers said it doesn't smell like the old carpet did. Got a few dances from my girl Estrella. Great as usual. Love her MILF body with those huge tits! Can't be beat. Dances are very "friendly". Chicas had a small stretch of "hands off", but the last few times I went, its definitely back to normal. Stayed for about an hour and was on my way. Every top of the hour, they run all the girls on stage and then offer 2 songs for $5. 00 each. Good deal. This is my spot, and will continue to be my spot. Always have a good time here!

[Lyle416]

I really like Clover. But last time I saw her she was looking bit more heavier downright sloppy.

[Mtnboy49]

I've been wanting to try BM. Can anyone please let me know about the dance prices there?

Sure thing every day is Clover.

I am swearing off BM. Just depresses me any more. Dark, music is depressingly the same. There is some interaction then, after paying the 46 entrance fee, 2 songs by your side then 1 song on shins on the thighs to complete the " dance".

Clover does provide a bit of intimacy with kisses and makes things available to play with. No doesn't seem to be in the vocabulary. Even so, sorta mechanical.

[Mrmikers]

I stopped in yesterday afternoon for a little are&are. I hardly had my but in a seat and got hit on by a girl that I did not find attractive. I was rather irritated after a long day and told her not now I just need a beer. I got my beer and all of a sudden I'm getting a back rub from I don't know who (I hate it when they come up behind me) and she says I see you got you beer. I said I don't need a back rub at which point she went off on me for being rude. I apologized just to get rid of her.

A few min later this little sweetheart sits down next to me and says "Do you remember me?" - I had to say remind me and she told me Centerfolds. She did not remember my name but did remember that I have a house in the mountains. That boosted my ego a bit. We talked for a while and I then got a couple of dances. She told me the rules (No boobs in face, no touching, no showing V or AH LOL) are being enforced because they are trying to get the license for Centerfolds and don't want any violations.

I then had a couple of dances from a hot little Latina who tried to get me to VIP with promises of how talented her tongue is. The budget did not support this offer so I had to pass.

Can you give anymore details about this hot little Latina? Sounds like my kind of girl. Thin or curvy? Hair style, breast size?